Chapter 597: Fang Xuening's "Reasoning"
Li Shuyao can't say that she ate so many things on the plate alone at noon, right, let alone that in addition to the things on these plates, she still ate a lot of things in the takeaway box.
Who let Fang Xuening come back so suddenly, he was completely unprepared!
In fact, as long as Fang Xuening waited for dinner and came back, she wouldn't find out about this.
And even if she came back at that time, as long as she didn't come to cook, she wouldn't find out.
All I can say is...... Isn't that unfortunate?
The dishwasher will be cleaned every day, and basically when cooking, the dishes and chopsticks that were put here after the last meal will be taken out, after all, her home is not a restaurant, and she has not prepared so many dishes and chopsticks, so it is useless to keep it in the dishwasher.
Although she basically orders takeout when she is at home, she occasionally cooks a meal by herself or something, so she habitually turns on the dishwasher.
Then I saw that almost all the plates in the house were here......
There aren't many bowls, but there are a lot of plates.
Before Fang Xuening suspected, Li Shuyao hurriedly went over and took out the plates and bowls, it was indeed a bit strange that there were so many plates but not a few bowls, so everyone couldn't just eat vegetables and not eat.
Hey, it's not impossible, if you eat out or something, it's not often just a dish without a staple food......
So Li Shuyao took the tableware out of the dishwasher very calmly, put it in the cupboard very calmly, and then calmly changed the topic......
"How are you doing over there, are you not used to it, I heard that the sanitary environment over there is not very good?" Li Shuyao's topic shifted very lamely.
"You're a stereotype." Fang Xuening glanced at Li Shuyao with disdain: "People are doing well now." ”
"yes, I'll have to check it out when I have a chance."
Fang Xuening raised her eyebrows, then turned around and slammed Li Shuyao on the wall next to her, and then sniffed Li Shuyao's body vigorously.
"You...... What are you doing? Li Shuyao leaned back vigorously, and after her head was blocked by the wall, her cheeks were slightly red.
This is the first time she has been knocked by the wall, I have to say that this is really an action that is easy for everyone to blush, another person is so oppressive to get close to you, and there is no way to retreat from the wall behind you, and you don't know what the other party will do, and you don't know whether you should resist or not.
So under such a shy, embarrassed, and somewhat expectant emotion, it is natural to blush.
Of course, it depends on whether the person you like or a handsome guy or a beautiful woman, otherwise you may have a strong discomfort that will stimulate your desire to attack.
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For example, if Li Shuyao is the greasy neighbor uncle who can often be seen when he goes out, it is estimated that the other party is already lying on the ground waiting for 120's rescue at this moment.
"I see! I get it thoroughly! Fang Xuening patted the wall in Li Shuyao's ear and said.
"You...... What do you understand? Li Shuyao blinked a little nervously.
"Say, are you in love? I invited people to dinner at noon today, and then they brought a large number of friends to have a party together! Fang Xuening said with a determined face.
Li Shuyao: "Huh? ”
What kind of bullshit are you, why did you think of such an outrageous place? What is in love, what is a party, where is this.
"Hmph, I don't admit it's a horn yet, let me analyze it for you."
Fang Xuening put her hands behind her back and walked around the hall with steps that her six relatives did not recognize, and said:
"As far as I know, Yutai Jingyi left this morning, and you saw that you were left alone at home, so you had bad intentions......"
"It's not like you're waiting...... What the hell is a bad intention? Li Shuyao's eyes widened, the more he talked about this thing, the more outrageous it became.
"Oh, that's what it means, comprehend the spirit!"
Fang Xuening turned around and glared, then continued to say with her hands behind her back:
"And then you see, you quietly called your little lover home, and then your little lover called all his friends to show off that he had such a big beauty as you, and you had a party together!"
Li Shuyao: "......" You think too much.
"But pinch, you didn't expect me to come back so soon, you saw the WeChat I sent in advance, pretended not to see it, and then hurriedly let everyone go, and then you hurriedly packed up the house and stuffed the dishes and chopsticks into it."
"I just noticed that the sorted garbage cans are also clean, obviously just thrown away, hum, I just came back yesterday, how much garbage can be generated today? Even if you throw away the garbage on the RV when you come back yesterday, if you throw it away yesterday, it will produce new garbage today, although it is not much, but it should be there, not clean! ”
Li Shuyao: "......"
You go to be a detective, really, if you don't go to be a detective, you're succumbing, you have nothing to do to see what kind of garbage can, I'm afraid you're not at the scene of the crime!
"Hmph, after you drove those people away, you quickly went to take a shower and washed off all the other smells on your body, and then, in order to guide me to change my thinking, you deliberately waited for me to come back, if you hadn't heard my brother's voice, you would have been waiting for me here, and then divert my attention! Damn, I think I'm a woman who will be diverted by that kind of thing! ”
"But you never expected that there was another person who came back with me, so you were so shocked that you could only run back to the house quickly, and you didn't expect that my brother didn't come up with me, but went back directly, so he couldn't completely divert my attention, but showed a flaw!"
Li Shuyao: "......"
I was wrong, I was really wrong, you are not the material to be a detective, you are the material to write, you can really think about it, you don't write this brain hole is really a condescension, you go and help those authors who don't know how to fill in the pit after digging it.
Can you get this back? Anyway, don't care if it makes sense, and don't care if the character doesn't conform to your logic, people are giving you a circle back to the horn, and people are completing their own logical self-consistency.
Just by relying on the dishes in the dishwasher, the empty trash can, and the state of yourself flashing in front of her eyes, these few clues can make up such a big deal in your brain, and I am really convinced.
"Hehe, what's the matter, there's nothing to say, I'm right by me, I don't know how to justify it, hmph, I can tell you, I've seen more detectives than you...... Uh, more bridges than you've ever walked, give up the struggle, be strict in your confession, and be stricter in your resistance! ”
Fang Xuening turned around and knocked Li Shuyao to the wall again, leaning against the wall with one hand, playing with Li Shuyao's hair with the other, one foot was upside down, and he smiled evilly with a crooked mouth:
"Come on, little girl, confess, who the hell is that wild man or wild woman! Where have you been? Hmph, even if you don't say it, you can find out, in the name of my detective hero! ”
I can understand the wild man, what the hell is a wild woman!
Li Shuyao pursed her lips: "Do you know what you look like the most now?" ”
"What? Isn't it a detective? ”
"You're like a hooligan now, hurry up and cook, think so much." Li Shuyao rolled her eyes, pushed Fang Xuening away and turned to go upstairs.
She doesn't want to be with this thing for a minute now!