Chapter 611: The performance of swallowing a live snake
Although he was tired like a dead dog the day before, Chen Qi still showed up in the hospital on time at 8 o'clock the next morning.
"Dean's morning~~"
"Early!"
"Dean, you were too powerful yesterday, our entire department is cheering you on~~"
"That's right, you don't even look at who your dean is!"
"Dean, I adore you so much~~"
"Don't worship brother, brother is just a talker!"
Chen Qi greeted the employees all the way, and walked towards his office with a smile.
He, the dean, is different from other deans, who have no ability, so they need to keep a straight face all day long to make the staff afraid of pressure, so as to show their authority.
Chen Qi relies on medical skills to eat, he has his own ability, has a high level of medical treatment, and is especially able to make money, so that the whole hospital staff can benefit.
So he's usually happy, like a Hello Kitty tiger.
But in the corner where no one was, Chen Qi yawned again and again, and his steps along the stairs were vain.
I know that this is the dean's tiredness from a day's surgery, and I don't know that I think it was the unspoken rule of last night, which little nurse......
When they arrived at the office, Jin Meng, a student, and He Jia, a staff member of the college office, were already waiting, and as soon as they entered the door, they could see two little beauties, which made Chen Qi feel happy.
"Hey, girls, I've been waiting so early."
Jin Meng is now equivalent to Chen Qi's clinical secretary, and there are several surgeries today, and what time does the operation start, all of which are reminded by Jin Meng.
As the work secretary, He Jia reminded Chen Qi more of how many meetings he had today, what hospital matters to deal with, and so on.
Although Chen Qi doesn't have any intention of cheating, it's also the nature of men to like women, and they will be in a happier mood when they work.
Among the two beauties, He Jia opened his mouth first:
"Dean, this morning you are going to hold a mobilization meeting for the evaluation of hospital grades, and then we arranged for Xijing Hospital to visit the former residence of Lu Shuren and Shen Yuan in the urban area, Guo Shuji means that you will accompany you."
Chen Qi scratched his head, as a dean, there were endless meetings, endless accompaniments, and endless wine, which were exactly what he didn't like the most.
But neither of these things is something he can refuse.
For example, the evaluation of hospital grades is definitely a top priority for hospitals, especially in 1989, which was the first time that Huaguo assessed hospital grades, and the future management should also be divided according to hospital grades.
The hospital level is divided into three levels and ten grades, three grades, two grades, and one grade. Level 3 is the highest, Level 1 is the lowest.
Each grade is divided into A, B, and C, among which the tertiary hospital later added a special class, so that it is divided into 10 grades.
It is the same as the refining of qi, building the foundation, Jindan, Yuanying, transforming the gods, refining the void, merging, Mahayana, and crossing the tribulation in the fantasy, and each realm is also divided into three small realms.
Let's understand it this way, the level of the third-class hospital is the highest, the level of the first-class hospital is the lowest, and the first-level hospitals are all township health centers.
Who is rated in the top three is not only a matter of face, but also a matter of internal problems.
Rated as the top three, it means that you can charge according to the highest standard, the simplest one is a registration fee, the first-level hospital is 2 cents, the second-level hospital is 5 cents, and the third-level hospital is 1 yuan to start.
In addition, the level of different hospitals also determines which level of surgery you can perform, what level of medical technology you can engage in, and what level of equipment you can cause.
For example, tertiary hospitals can focus on tertiary and quaternary surgeries.
Level 2 hospitals can only carry out secondary and tertiary surgeries.
First-level hospitals and township health centers carry out first- and second-level surgeries, focusing on first-level surgeries, and if you go for third-level surgery, it is a violation.
In other words, tertiary hospitals can do simple first- and second-level surgeries, as well as third- and fourth-level surgeries with higher difficulty and risk.
Quaternary surgeries such as retinopathy of prematurity, otosclerosis surgery, ovarian transplantation, and surgery with new technologies and new projects can only be performed in tertiary hospitals.
Remember, only tertiary hospitals can do it, and other hospitals where your doctor has the ability to do it can't do it.
Some readers will say, didn't Chen Qi dare to do any surgery in Huangtan Hospital back then? It never seems to matter how many levels of surgery there are.
Even when the bloodsucking insects were used to control the bloodworms, a temporary operation was directly performed on a patient with roundworm intestinal obstruction, which was a proper tertiary operation, is this considered a violation?
Doesn't count? Why? Because there was no hospital classification before 89 years, there was no surgical classification, and the law did not prohibit it.
But after 89 years, it is not allowed, if anyone violates the rules, who will be punished to death, the hospital level will be directly reduced, depending on whether you accept it or not.
After the hospital is promoted to the top three, it means that there are more medical conditions, medical technology and medical services, more technical access, and more disease sources, whether it is the personal income of employees or the hospital's income.
This is also one of the reasons why hospitals at all levels want to be rated as a tertiary hospital, especially a third-class hospital.
There is another reason that cannot be said, that is, the personal benefits of hospital leaders, cough cough, this cannot be elaborated, cannot be elaborated......
Therefore, Chen Qi, as the dean, must not be absent from this mobilization meeting, if he doesn't go, Lao Guo will not let him go.
As for the doctors of Xijing Hospital going to major scenic spots to "visit", Chen Qi could not have gotten to.
However, if the two sides strengthen cooperation, even if they send a few doctors to further study, it will be of great benefit to the Vietnamese and Chinese hospitals.
What's more, the top boss of the gastroenterology department, Professor Tong Shanggao, a member of the department, is here, Chen Qi is embarrassed not to go?
This seems unkind, and it does not reflect the enthusiasm of the people of Vietnam and China.
Chen Qi looked at Jin Meng, a student on the side: "Xiaomeng, are there many endoscopic surgeries today?" ”
Jin Meng hurriedly opened the notebook:
"Mr. Chen, there are a total of 15 endoscopic surgeries today, but they are not very difficult, Mr. Zhang has already said that today's surgery will be completed by him, so that you can spare time to deal with things in the hospital."
Zhang Weizhong has practiced for several months, and he has a foundation himself, so unless it is a difficult endoscopic operation, general surgery is no longer a problem.
"Okay, then I'll be lazy today, have a meeting in the morning and take a nap, and then accompany my colleagues from Xijing Hospital to play around at noon."
Yuezhong is a thousand-year-old city, from the Yue King Goujian began to build the city, 2000 years of the city site has not been moved.
Not to mention the outside of the city, even if it is the urban area around the city and the river, what is the former residence of the great writer Lu Shuren, what is the Sanwei Book House, and the hundred grasslands.
The former residence of Cai Yuanpei, the president of Peking University who did "North Drifting" with Lu Shuren in Beiping, is also in Yuezhong City, and the straight-line distance of the People's Hospital is no more than 1,000 meters.
Mr. Zhou's ancestral home is also in Yuezhong, the old house is preserved, his grandfather and father are both from Yuezhong, and later moved to Jiangsu in order to become an official, so Mr. Zhou should have grown up speaking Shaoxing dialect at home when he was a child.
By the way, Mr. Zhou L is the 21st grandson of Zhou Dunyi, and he is the Zhou Dunyi who wrote "out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons".
In addition, the former residence of Wang Yangming, the last sage of Confucianism, is also in Yuezhong City.
In the famous "Tianquan Enlightenment", Wang Yangming wrote four golden sentences: there is no good and no disgusting body, there are good and malicious movements, knowing good and knowing evil is conscience, and removing evil for good is a thing.
The Tianquan Bridge, where the Tianquan Preaching Road is located, is also in the Yuezhong City District, which has been excavated by archaeology, and Bofu has naturally become a tourist attraction.
There is also the former residence of the book saint Wang Xizhi still exists, but it has been changed to Jiezhu Temple.
This is the house where he lived before his death, and the story of washing the pen and dyeing the pond black happened here, and the ink pond still exists.
After his death, he was buried in Jinting Town, Shengxian County, below Yuezhong.
Wang Xizhi's most proud work "Orchid Pavilion Preface" was also deceived by Li Shimin from the monk of Yunmen Temple in Yuezhong, and he didn't know whether he was buried in Qianling or Zhaoling, anyway, he didn't know where he was.
In addition, Shen Yuan, the former residence of Lu You, a scumbag, a Ma Bao man, and a patriot temple, is not far from the former residence of Lu Shuren, about less than 500 meters.
The famous Song poem "Hairpin Phoenix" was written by Shen Yuanli:
Red crisp hands, yellow silk wine, the city is full of spring palace wall willows. The east wind is evil, and the joy is thin. A melancholy, a few years away. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Spring is as old as ever, people are empty and thin, and tears are red and silky. Peach blossoms fall, idle pond pavilion. Although the mountain league is here, it is difficult to trust the brocade book. Mo, Mo, Mo!
It looks beautiful, but Lu You's poem indirectly killed his ex-wife Tang Wan, poor Zhao Shicheng, and no one read it all his life.
Therefore, if a lover breaks up, or a husband and wife divorce, it is better to miss each other, and there is nothing good about meeting, especially the scumbag is dressed in a coat of innocence, which is even more confusing!
The former residence of Qiu Jin, the heroine of Jianhu, is also in Yuezhong City, close to the south gate, and the "Xuantingkou" where she was beheaded is just west of the People's Hospital.
Even the monument in the middle of the road is often hit by cars, but the Vietnamese and Chinese people never thought of moving the monument.
Therefore, Yuezhong is definitely a famous historical and cultural city, and people who like tourism, history, and water towns in the south of the Yangtze River cannot miss it.
The doctors of Xijing Hospital are all cultural people, and they naturally like this kind of city with first-class humanistic features, so they shook paper fans and visited them one by one, and had a lot of fun.
When everyone came out of the Xianheng Hotel after eating fennel beans, they saw folk artists performing on the roadside, and everyone was full of wine and food, so they all stopped and prepared to take a look.
In the 80s, there were many folk artists who begged for a living.
Those who sing small songs, those who play tricks, those who perform acrobatics, and even those who break boulders on their chests, those who strangle their necks with iron wires, those who hold red tassels to their throats, and those who thread sewing needles with their mouths.
There is also a kind of monkey that is particularly popular with children, and all kinds of treasure scenes make people laugh, and the two children of Chen Qi's family are particularly fond of it.
As long as there is an open space for folk performances, the common people spontaneously form a circle to watch the excitement.
At the end of a show, folk artists will hold a gong in both hands and circle the venue, hoping that the uncle and aunt who have been happy for a long time can reward a few dollars to make a living.
Generally, a few cents are thrown, at most it is a dime or two cents banknote, anyway, banknotes of more than 1 yuan are almost invisible.
It can be seen that the income of folk artists is very unstable, and those who sleep in the open are all hard-working.
Chen Qi saw that they were performing hard, and there were more than 20 people on his side, so when the copper plate was brought to him, Chen Qi happily took out a 10 yuan bill from his wallet and threw it in.
The little boy with the copper plate was stunned, and then shouted excitedly while bowing to Chen Qi:
"Thank you, thank you."
The onlookers all looked at Chen Qi with strange eyes, thinking that this was a second fool, how good would it be to buy a few catties of pigs to eat with this money?
Chen Qi was also a little embarrassed, so he could only smile: "Thank you for your hard work, your performance is very exciting." ”
At this time, the folk artists were simple, unlike the later quyi associations at all levels, which took the elegant route and educated people at every turn.
A middle-aged man in the leading troupe saw that someone had "brushed a carnival", so he also shouted excitedly:
"This comrade, please go slowly, thank you for your reward, in this way, we will perform another unique trick for you, Xiaojuan, and perform a live snake for this guest officer."
I saw a little girl about 15 or 6 years old, with two pigtails, stepping forward, hugging her fist at Chen Qi, and then taking out a small snake from her pocket.
"This uncle, Xiaojuan will perform a live swallowing snake for you, the snake will go in from my mouth for a while, and then come out of the nostrils, I will never cheat, you are satisfied, you are optimistic!"
The little girl is handsome, speaks boldly, and is so skilled in holding the snake.
But Chen Qi was scared enough, what kind of joke, he was afraid of snakes and this kind of reptile cold-blooded animal in his two lives.
Now for 10 yuan, you have to let an underage girl swallow the snake with her mouth and then come out of her nostrils? Thinking about it made Dean Chen's whole body have pimples.
If this is the time when the Internet is developed in the future, Dean Chen will definitely be cyberbullied.
"Hiccup, don't don't, 10 yuan is the ticket, it should be, how can you let your little sister swallow a live snake, how dangerous is this, and the snake is full of parasites, it's too unhygienic, forget it, don't perform."
Chen Qi waved his hand so much that he was about to pose for an afterimage.
But the little girl obviously thought that Chen Qi looked down on her and felt that she was too young to perform. This kind of folk artist has suffered too much, and extreme inferiority will produce extreme self-esteem.
"This uncle, don't worry, swallowing live snakes is my forte, and it's very exciting, you see, this snake is alive, how cute, you touch it?"
After speaking, the little girl approached Chen Qi and wanted Chen Qi to touch the snake's head.
Chen Qi was about to faint at this time, if you let a "snake phobia" patient touch the snake's head, then he might as well touch the electric door.
"Don't don't, hey, if you want to perform, just perform!"
Chen Qi looked particularly embarrassed to beg for mercy, and the onlookers next to him burst into laughter, and even the doctors at Xijing Hospital were very happy.
People perform for money, and the onlookers are just trying to have fun.
Only Professor Tong was a little worried: "This snake can't be poisonous, right?" ”
Chen Qi touched the muscles and skin of his whole body and still had a chill:
"It should be a non-venomous snake, right? But this thing is not slippery, it looks numb, and it has to be sent to the mouth, alas, this kid is really ......"
Dangdang~~~
The show over there has already begun, but it is not destined to be smooth sailing.
(This dangdang, I want to write it as the word next to the word, why is this word gone?) I remember when I was a child, the robot cat was called "no ding", which was strange. )
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