Ladies and gentlemen, this is a matter of dealing with the world, and it is a matter of great question, especially when making friends and worshipping people, you need to be more cautious. There is a saying, saying: People with people, flowers with flowers, rotten girls with cucumbers, it is really the most truthful saying in the world.

The four sluts in the world of Meishan Tianshan, if Jin Dasheng, Zhu Zizhen, and Yang Xian together are a shit pit, then Huang Shiren's bad goods are a shit-stirring stick, the shit pit is smoked at most, and if there is a shit-stirring stick, it will be disgusting to death.

Cheeky and black-handed dominate Meishan, above the banquet, Huang Shiren said that he wanted to hug people's thighs, and the three sluts not only did not feel a little ashamed, but they agreed with both hands and responded in unison, which was really shameless.

"Big brother is wise! I Jin Dasheng is not convinced by the heavens and the earth, so he obeys the big brother's heroic and righteous spirit! This is really magnificent!"

"Yes, yes, big brother is really a wonder in my demon world!"

"Don't say anything, follow the eldest brother to have meat to eat!"

Three sluts, whiskers and horses, Huang Shiren was proud.

"Big brother, I don't know how you plan to hug this thigh?" Jin Dasheng asked when he brought Huang Shiren a glass of wine.

"Naturally, I went to intercept the sect and hugged the thigh of the Tongtian Sect Master, but before hugging the thigh, I plan to travel around, take a look at the beautiful landscape, make some friends by the way, and get some goods, otherwise what will I use as a meeting gift?" Huang Shiren said a word, and the three of them glanced at each other, and their eyelids jumped.

Damn, this thing is going out, I really don't know which one is going to run into it.

"Big brother, let's go with you!" The three of them have all seen Huang Shiren's methods, and they know that following him is definitely cheap, and they must follow to enjoy the happiness together.

"Three brothers, we worship the target, naturally we are blessed to share the difficulties of the big brother. This time out, the danger is incomparable, maybe you will meet a ruthless person to stand upright, four people on the road, the goal is too big, besides, this heaven is the foundation that we have worked so hard to build, you and I have gone out, leaving a group of children at home, if there is a black-hearted goods passing by one day, wouldn't it be a wedding dress for others?"

Huang Shiren didn't want to bring them all, although it was said that there were many people and great power, but the four demons together were very eye-catching, which did not conform to his style of secretly playing stuffy sticks, besides, Meishan is a base and cannot be lost.

"Big brother is right. The three of them also knew what was important, so they had to nod.

"In this way, Dasheng will go with me, the third brother and the fourth brother will stay to watch the house, and when I hug my thigh, I will come back, you and my brother will still live like a fairy, how about it?" Huang Shiren said.

"Big brother, God has the eyes to let our four brothers get together, and it's only been a few days, and we're about to separate, it's really heart-wrenching. Zhu Zizhen actually wiped his tears crookedly, which made Jin Dasheng and Yang Xian's eyes red.

These three people have always been alone and have never had family warmth, Huang Shiren's goods are black, but at least they are still a little righteous to their brothers, and they really want to separate, and the three of them are sincerely sad.

Huang Shiren's mouth was thick and thick, and he was also a little moved when he looked at the three of them like this.

"Third brother, don't say such nonsense, it's not like we're not going to meet again. Huang Shiren patted the shoulders of the three of them and said with a smile: "After Dasheng and I leave, you two take good care of your family, remember your brother's words, nothing is important, if you win, you will cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and if you can't win, you will smear oil on the soles of your feet, don't be stupid, understand?"

"Brother wrote it down. ”

Huang Shiren nodded, and said: "I know the skills of the two younger brothers, before I leave, refine some magic weapons for you, and my brother will feel at ease." ”

"Brother Xie!" As soon as they heard that Huang Shiren was going to refine the magic weapon for himself, Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xian's eyes lit up, Huang someone's magic weapon was vicious, and they knew better than anyone else that if they had it, how they didn't like it.

After the banquet, Huang Shiren entered the cave mansion, called the mountain demon leader Xie Ding to the front, and asked him to lead people to move all the remaining gold essence that Ugin Ancestor had worked hard to accumulate to his cave mansion.

"Zhu Zizhen has iron teeth and copper teeth, but he doesn't need any hidden weapons, and the surname of this thing is not good at making hidden weapons, but his sword was destroyed by me, and there has been no suitable guy at hand, and I will refine a weapon for him. Huang Shiren rubbed his head, thinking about what weapon to get for Lao Zhu.

Swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks thought about it, and they all felt too uncreative.

"Hehe, there it is!" Huang Shiren had a flash of inspiration, released Taixiao Zheng Thunder, refined the gold, and in a few hours, he refined a thing.

I saw this thing: Huang San moved the wind and thunder by himself, and Jin Jing personally added charcoal chips. The body makeup is six and five stars, and the body is according to eight sections at four o'clock. The short and long are determined up and down, and the left and right yin and yang are divided into the moon. The six gods will be according to the heavenly rules, and the gossip stars will be listed according to the bucket. Raise the flames and light, and rain down the fierce wind and snow. There are such soldiers in the world, and there is no such iron in the world. You can change with your heart, and you can toss and turn according to the formula. It is called the magic weapon Wujin Palladium, and he is dedicated to his brother's fame festival. Why are you afraid that your copper head and iron brain are all steel, and the palladium will be so discouraged!

Huang Shiren refined this weapon for Zhu Zizhen, which was based on the famous weapon of Marshal Tianpeng in later generations, and he was a nine-toothed nail rake!

This nail rake is practiced with the innate black gold essence, integrated into the Taixiao thunder and thunder, with a handle of 7,000 and 48 catties, and the dance will rise, it is really whirring wind, wind and thunder.

Huang Shiren's refining methods are becoming more and more pure, and he is bent on refining a good magic weapon, after practicing, he is also happy to look at it, and after being a little satisfied, he looks back at the gold essence and secretly screams that it is not good!

Grandma's, it's cool to patronize and refine by yourself, I didn't consider the materials, I finished the nail rake, and the remaining gold essence is only a few hundred catties, and it is obvious that I can't refine a decent magic weapon anymore.

"Give Lao Zhu a nail rake of more than 5,000 catties, if you give Yang Xian a guy of a few hundred catties, Yang Xian will definitely say that I am biased and hurt my brother's righteousness. Huang Shiren's brain flew around, and he smiled: "Since you can't refine a weapon, it's just a hidden weapon." ”

Yang Xian's magic weapon is a white light in his mouth, this light is the demon light of the sheep essence, which will shoot out, making people unable to open their eyes, and they can take the opportunity to cut it. The white light is powerful, but it is obviously not good to deal with a master, and it is not bad to refine a secret weapon for him.

Looking at the remaining hundreds of catties of gold essence, the big secret weapon can't be refined, and it can only be practiced small.

Huang Shiren made a seal in his hand, evoked Taixiao Zhenglei, and refined the hundreds of catties of gold for a few hours, and finally refined ninety-nine eighty-one golden needles!

Good golden needle! Thin as hair, momentum like thunder, fluttering dazzling, dripping and difficult to dodge flying cotton, God to roll God, fairy to roll immortals! It is really the first good product to kill people and make exterminators go out to travel!

After working all night, Huang Shiren was so tired that he foamed at the mouth, squinted and felt that he was woken up by Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xian, who had been waiting all night.

took Huang Shiren to hand over the two magic weapons to the two, and they were only happy to dance with their hands, like crazy.

"Good brother! This nail rake is stronger than my sword for countless generations, especially this weight, it is customized for my old Zhu! And this style, my brother is wise, I know that my old Zhu is a maverick!

"Hello brother! This golden needle is better than my white light, fly out, hit the opponent's eighty-one big holes, even if it is a spider centipede, it is difficult to dodge! Low-key and restrained, infinite and continuous, is my pursuit! Later, shoot him with one corpse and two lives!"

These two bastards, who took the magic weapon, were overjoyed, and they didn't know what to say to Huang Shiren, they really gave their hearts to Lao Huang.

This is a great event in the heavens, and it is inevitable to put on a banquet to celebrate. After drinking for three days and three nights, Huang Shiren and Jin Dasheng packed their bags and finally went on the road.

"Good brother, when you go out, you are not as good as your own family, the world is like a dog, the heart is sinister, if you meet someone who is easy to bully, the golden finger explodes its chrysanthemum, if you meet someone who is more shameless than you, quickly fly away and escape. No matter when, you have to remember that Meishan has a home, and if you meet a fairy and a monster, bring back a basket, and let's make a few babies together, so that this banner for the way of heaven can be planted all over the mountain!"

"Hello brother! You are thick-skinned and black-bellied, but people say that when you go out to touch nails, you travel far away to see your enemies, and you have a life, just like a cucumber, you don't pick it for long, and you fall thorn flowers. Be careful in everything, don't boast, be ruthless when you knock on a stuffy stick, don't let go of the enemy, and run away in style, but also make people dizzy. ”

"Brother Dasheng, I have a word you have to keep in mind, my brother is our pillar, don't let my brother die. Wholeheartedly protecting my brother's side, half a step away is the truth, if he is black, you follow the foil, if he is the overlord hard bow, you need to hold the waist of the woman. He drinks to block your glass, he goes to the kiln and you pay, he kills people and sets fire to your top tank, and he beats the drum to help you!"

At the crossroads, the four sluts held hands and looked at each other with teary eyes, but they were speechless and choked.

Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xiansheng instructed, entrusting word by word, for fear of missing any trouble, after saying Huang Shiren said Jin Dasheng, after finishing speaking, Jin Dasheng continued to say Huang Shiren, foaming at the mouth, saying that his eyes gushed with clear springs, and he could hear Huang Shiren's sweet and sour feelings in his heart and taste good, and only then did he know what brotherhood was.

From the rise of the head to the fall of the head, the four sluts drank the send-off wine and divided into two roads, going out all the way and returning home all the way.

"Two younger brothers, you must take care, wait for my good news from Lao Huang, my brother has broken into the hall and mixed up, and he will definitely take you to enjoy the blessings!" Looking at the backs of Zhu Zizhen and Yang Xian, Huang Shiren wiped a handful of tears, took Jin Dasheng, turned back step by step, and left Meishan.

Out of the mountain, the two didn't dare to drive the demon clouds anymore, turned into human bodies, and became two fluttering paths in green clothes, carrying a hexagram flag, slowly marching eastward.

All the way across the prefecture and county, I saw the endless wind and dust in the world.

But where I saw it, the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, the road was not forgotten, and the house was not closed at night, which was really a paradise on earth.

"It seems that Di Yi, the king of Shang, has done a good job, and he is really a good world. Huang Shiren sighed a lot, seeing the people in the world so happy, his heart was also happy, and he thought that decades later, the king had no way, and the war broke out, when these people didn't know how many people could live, this reunion home, I don't know how many can be consummated, and my heart is even more sour.

It is said that the king is mediocre, and that must be the method of the immortal family to confuse him. It is important for the immortal family to seal the gods, but for this god, hundreds of people were suddenly killed and injured, in Huang Shiren's opinion, his grandmother's is very unreasonable.

Along the way, relying on Huang Shiren's methods of deception, eating, drinking, cheating, and abduction in his previous life, the two of them lived happily.

This day, when they arrived at a mountain, the two were tired and panting, and they saw a big post station in the distance, which was crowded and lively, and saw that there was a restaurant and restaurant, so they went in to rest for a night.

When I arrived at the restaurant, I saw a group of people blocking the street, and they all watched the excitement.

"Kill this stinky Taoist priest! Eat my overlord meal, and dare to tease my mother-in-law, it's really bold! The little ones, cut the meat on this guy's body to make stuffing!" I saw the shopkeeper with his hands crossed, and his subordinates were like wolves and tigers.

"Damn, who is so kind of and does better than me! Isn't this to cover up my old Huang's limelight?" When Huang Shiren heard this, he immediately became interested.

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The next time, a bull fork character is about to play!

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