Chapter 203: I'll Give You Color, You Beat Me Into A Rookie
Tao Yu walked to Beiyan's bedside with a dead face, held a candle to illuminate his handsome face, and asked, "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, do you know how powerful my fist will be in thirty years?" ”
After finishing speaking, without giving Beiyan time to react, Tao Yu made a "ah-da" and waved a small fist with red light.
She wants to smash the northern goose into the northern goose sauce.
Unexpectedly, Beiyan's big hand was lightly raised, and he directly wrapped her small fist with his five fingers, and at the same time dissipated her strength, he lifted her whole person up, carried her to the inside of the bed, and forced her to lie flat.
I thought I could give the North Goose a little color to see, but I was subdued by the North Goose into a rookie Tao Gardenia: Gan! Underestimate the enemy, forget that in the past 30 years, he has also grown!
"Lie down and sleep." Beiyan's voice commanded with a hint of tiredness, and closed his eyes first.
"I don't have a face, and I lie down and sleep with a married man!" Momo Yu shouted angrily.
"What are you afraid of?" Beiyan opened her eyes and squinted at her, "I can't take off my clothes, what can I do to you?" ”
Tao Yu sat up, looked at his straight moon-white gold-rimmed feather brocade robe, and tilted his head.
It seems that he has not changed other clothes since he saw Beiyan again, even if he always wore black clothes in the past, there were various styles and patterns of black clothes, and now he didn't even take off his moon white brocade robe, as if he was imprisoned in this shell.
Momoto leaned to pull his belt, she wanted to see what was so magical about the dress.
As a result, the belt seemed to be electrified, and a burst of sparks crackled out of it, directly stabbing Momo's claws.
At the same time, Feng Nu, who was far away in Yushou Sect's Unruly Peak, suddenly woke up and felt that someone was moving her ban, and her whole person was not good, so she packed her baggage overnight and wanted to find Beiyan.
Xu Dafu, who was in the next bed, said angrily: "What are you doing stumbling again?" ”
"Someone is ripping off our husband's clothes!" Feng Nu gritted her teeth and said.
"Just pick it up......," Xu Dafu yawned, "It's bedtime, and I'll talk about it when I wake up." ”
"That's our husband!" Feng Nu had already packed her things as quickly as she could, packed her bags, and was ready to go, glaring at Xu Dafu angrily before going out, "It's three o'clock in the ugly hour, aren't you worried about who our husband is with and wants to do bad things?" ”
Xu Dafu turned over and continued to sleep, his voice was lazy: "He is with Xiao Taotao, Xiao Taotao is his pet in life, and death is his death pet, are you jealous of a bird?" ”
The jealous bird went out menacingly......
Tao Yu's side, looking at his charred claws, looked at the northern goose bitterly, and asked, "How many years have you been wearing this dress?" ”
"Twenty years." Beiyan said lightly.
"Then you haven't taken it off in twenty years?"
"Hmm."
"Haven't taken a shower in twenty years?"
"Hmm." Beiyan paused and added, "I'm not dirty, I have a purification spell." ”
"It's not a question of dirty, it's a question of personal rights!" Tao Yulu frowned sadly, "This is what Feng Nu wore for you, right?" Were you kidnapped by her? ”
"Pretty much, so I'm looking for a way to crack it." Beiyan calmly accepted Tao Yu's sympathy, and even deliberately exaggerated a trace of pity, "Only she can help me take it off with her own hands, if I don't obey, I will wear it forever." ”
Such a northern goose reminds Tao Yu of the wild goose in the Baihua Building.
"Is this outfit amazing?" Momo Yu asked.
"Invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable, and unbreakable." Beiyan's tone was indifferent, "It's just ugly." ”
In fact, it's not ugly at all, this dress makes Beiyan more like a well-dressed beast.
Tao Yu had a flash of inspiration: "Could it be that you are looking for Toad Yi to crack this dress?" ”
"I still need antlers, you have to accompany me to find them." Beiyan stretched out his hand to break her down, "I'll leave tomorrow and go to bed early tonight." ”
"Why do I have to accompany you~" Tao Yu yawned, sleepiness hit.
"Because you are my ......" Beiyan paused, and reluctantly continued the next two words, "Spirit pet." ”
"Purr ~ Purr ~ " Momo Yu was already asleep.
Knowing that Beiyan's clothes couldn't be taken off, and well-dressed beasts couldn't do the things of beasts, Tao Yu went to see Zhou Gong with a special sense of security.
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Early the next morning.
Tao Yu opened her eyes in a daze, and Beiyan was already inquiring with Chi Hua about the traces of Nanjing Deer.
"There is indeed a Southern Crystal Deer in the Southern Demon Domain, but I have only seen it once." "It's very rare. ”
Tao Yu stretched: "There was also a Nanjing Road in my previous world, which was very lively. ”
"This is not the other way." Chi Hua habitually teaches children, "Nanjing deer is a kind of giant elk with antlers on its head that looks like an ancient tree from a distance, and often walks underground, only pushing its antlers out of the ground, like a walking tree." ”
"Isn't he bored walking underground?" Momoyu smiled, "Does he breathe with antlers?" ”
"It was born underground, grew up underground, died underground, after his death, the antlers will become crystals, distinguishing the quality by color, just one day after death, the antlers are like purple crystals, which are superior, and then the color of the crystal will become lighter day by day, from pink to yellow to white, seven days after death, it will be worthless, and he will only die naturally, and the antlers will crystallize, so if you want purple crystal antlers, you have to squat to guard a dying Nanjing deer, which is naturally more difficult."
After hearing this, Tao Yu already had a plan to persuade Beiyan to give up.
But Bei Yan was very determined to take off his clothes: "Do you want me to wear only this ugly dress for the rest of my life?" ”
"Squatting to guard a deer that is about to die of old age, I don't know if you want to squat until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse, maybe it is faster for you to cultivate to the peak of the Tribulation Period, and when you become an immortal after the Thunder Tribulation, and get rid of the fetters of the red dust, how can there be clothes that you can't take off?" Tao Yu said.
Chi Hua agreed: "There is some truth in her words, but since you are already in the Southern Demon Domain, it is not impossible to go out for a walk and try your luck, maybe you will have a lot of luck and meet a Nanjing deer who is about to die as soon as you go out." ”
"Ahh There is a tree...... It's moving! ”
Outside the door, Meng Feifei suddenly screamed like a ghost.
Bei Yan, Chi Hua and Tao Yu rushed out of the house like a swift wind, almost overturning the pot in Kyaukyue'er's hand.
Meng Feifei looked at the three people who appeared in front of the cowshed in shock, and smiled flatteredly: "No, I usually shout hungry and tired, and you don't care about me, but everyone cares about me so much today?" ”
"What about the trees?" Beiyan asked coldly with a calm face.
Meng Feifei, who realized in a trance that he was self-inflicted, pointed to the front right: "Where is it." ”