Chapter 207: Heaven and Earth, Happiness and Death
Chi Hua was afraid that Feng Nu would also smash a bedroom for herself in the Yuehua Cave on a whim, so she refused very quickly.
But it happened to coincide with Feng Nu's intentions, she stroked her palms with her eyebrows fluttering and smiled: "Then dare to be kind, then I will live in the same room with Beiyan!" ”
"Hehe, don't talk about living in one room, you can sleep in one bed, as long as you don't smash my house." Chi Hua sneered.
"If you sleep in a bed, the bed needs to be big enough!" Feng Nu didn't know what to think, and suddenly covered her face shyly.
Momo-Gardenia stared at the void with a face, as if out of a trance.
The young man Nanjing Lu who was standing beside her suddenly shrunk his neck, patted off the goosebumps on his arms, and asked Tao Yu cautiously, "What's wrong with you?" Why did you release such a heavy aura in an instant, and it scared my hairs to stand on end......"
Tao Yu looked at him coldly: "Is there one?" ”
Yes! Nan Jinglu boy is very sure.
Even Beiyan felt it, when Tao Yu heard that she was going to sleep in the same bed with Feng Nu, the cold air pouring out of her body almost froze the people around her into ice sculptures.
But the phoenix eyes hidden under the long eyelashes of the northern wild goose narrowed slightly, and a treacherous smile flashed.
Then the northern geese began to be heaven and earth, happy and dead.
He suddenly said to Feng Nu: "If you want to sleep in the same bed with me, I will go and split the bamboo now and make the bed bigger, can you accompany me?" ”
Feng Nu's pair of apricot eyes suddenly overflowed with unbelievable excitement, twenty years! This is the first time that Beiyan has said such lingering and sympathetic and reverie-inducing words to her!
She immediately responded, "Good! ”
Beiyan went out first, and Feng Nu immediately followed, although the two of them always maintained a certain distance for some reason, but the backs of the front and back, looking at it from afar, wanted to be more right, more than right.
Chi Hua held a bowl of black tea and handed it to Tao Yu: "Are you thirsty?" Have a drink. ”
Tao Yu didn't even look at it, subconsciously took it, and poured it with his head up.
A choking sourness welled up on her nose, so uncomfortable that she almost cried, and yelled at Chi Hua: "What are you doing?" ”
Chi Hua pretended to be shocked: "Ahhh Got it wrong! How did you get the vinegar to drink? ”
Tao Yu glared at him bitterly: "Deliberately? ”
Chi Hua turned his face and habitually educated the child: "Wake up, he already has two wives, why don't you go and join in the fun, and rush to be the third son?"
"You don't weigh it, his little wife is the princess of the Phoenix Bird Clan, and his eldest wife is the future sect master of the Wuyang Sect, just that size, rushing in from such a distance from the door can kill you......"
"Little Peach-"
As soon as Chi Hua's crow mouth finished speaking, a Xu Dafu suddenly rushed in at the door.
If it weren't for Chi Hua's quick hand to carry Tao Yu to the table, Tao Yu would probably have been killed.
Xu Dafu pounced, a fat-headed fish got up from the ground, patted the ash on his body, and smiled at Tao Yu: "I haven't seen you for a few days, why are you dressed up like this...... Enchanting? ”
"Is there one?" Tao Yu shook her head, deliberately shook the silver bell out of a pleasant ring, and asked Xu Dafu, "Am I moving?" ”
"It's impressive." Xu Dafu praised him very facelessly, and then pointed to the outside of the cave, "I brought the blue bird, what about the Beiyan people?" Oh, by the way, I also reminded him that the phoenix girl is here, I don't know if he knows. ”
"Feng Nu is already here, one step ahead of you." Tao Yu said, fingers on the silk silk on her waist, "Beiyan took her to make a bed." ”
"Why do you want to make a bed?" Xu Dafu was puzzled.
"It's said that the bed is too small, and if you are afraid of doing some strenuous exercise, you can't move it......" Tao Yu was about to break the innocent silk.
"What is strenuous exercise?" Xu Dafu is still puzzled.
Tao Yu looked at her with a sad face: "Dafu, how did you become a big wife with your brain?" Have you ever fought against the Phoenix Girl? Aren't you worried about Beiyan's favored concubine killing his wife? ”
"Why do I want to fight with Feng Nu?" Xu Dafu saw Tao Yu sitting on the table, so he wanted to sit next to her, but as soon as his butt fell, the table fell apart.
Xu Dafu scooped up Tao Yu from the pile of waste wood that was scattered, and said apologetically to Chi Hua, who was about to curse when he opened his mouth: "Compensation!" I'll pay for it! Don't get excited, I'll pay you a mahogany! Then he turned his head to Tao Yu and continued, "Feng Nu and I are both poor people, if we don't keep warm, we will be cold to death by Beiyan." ”
She looked around and found the structure of the cave with three rooms and one living room, stretched out her flesh and scratched Tao Yu's head: "You have been living in this kind of slum with Beiyan for the past two days?" ”
"I'm all in a groove!" Chi Hua finally scolded, "Who do you look down on as a dead fat man?" ”
Xu Dafu hurriedly changed his words: "I didn't mean that......"
"And what do you mean?" Pond birch grinds the posterior molars.
Xu Dafu smiled embarrassedly: "The rooms in your cave are too small, it is impossible to fit a bed that can allow Beiyan and Feng Nu to sleep together, they haven't slept together for twenty years, how can they come here to have fun?" ”
"They haven't slept together?" Chi Hua asked this key question for Tao Yu first.
Xu Dafu waved his hand: "Don't talk about her, I don't have any, the two of us can't get close to Beiyan's body at all!" ”
She stretched out her chubby fingers, broke them into five for a while, and broke them into seven for a while, and explained seriously, "After Beiyan woke up, he put a ban on the two of us, I was five steps away from him, and Feng Nu was seven steps away from him, and we couldn't get any closer, so we couldn't touch him, let alone sleep with him haha!" ”
Xu Dafu's last laugh was bitter and embarrassed, and at the end of the laugh, he flattened his mouth and cried aggrievedly, "If I knew this, I wouldn't marry him, I think that when Xiao Taotao and I were in a coma, we poked his body and his face together, not to mention how happy we were;
"It's good now, within five steps of him, once I set foot on it, I will be catapulted five hundred steps away, but even so, I am still luckier than Feng Nu, Feng Nu must be seven steps away from him!
"Feng Nu didn't follow it at first, and hit Beiyan as a south wall again and again, this kind of prohibition, the more you touch, the more it rebounds, Feng Nu doesn't dare to make it now, she was ejected last time, and she has been ejected from Canghuangzhou to Yanyun Continent, and she went back to Qingqiu's hometown directly, and even the teleportation charm has been saved ......"
Before Xu Dafu's words fell, a golden meteor suddenly crossed outside the Yuehua Cave, and flew from this end of the sky to the other end.
The daytime meteor attracted Tao Yu and Chi Hua to both go out to make a wish.
Xu Dafu only glanced at it, and sighed commonplacely: "Don't look at it, it must be Feng Nu who violated the ban again, alas!" She's just healed the scar and forgot the pain, and this time she doesn't know where to be bounced......"