Chapter 262: Are You Sent by God to Punish Me?
The elevator suddenly shook violently.
Then it stopped on the 28th floor and didn't move.
No matter how Ye Ziyi pressed the alarm button, there was no response.
Ye Ziyi suddenly became nervous, tortured the elevator button, and tortured his mobile phone, but unfortunately there was no signal, and he couldn't get out at all.
Tao Yu sarcastically mocked her lightly: "If you scold me, I can't even look at the elevator." ”
Ye Ziyi glared at her viciously: "You still talk about me!" Do you know how dangerous it is to hover over the top floors, in case you fall......"
"If you fall......" Momoki continued her words, "if you hit your head on the ground, your brains will splash all over the elevator car, but you will die quickly, and there will be no pain;
"If your feet hit the ground, the bones of the lower body will be shattered in an instant and turn into a puddle of mud, but the upper body is still intact, and when the time comes, you can drag your body out with both hands and ask for help, like a half-cut zombie, pull out a long blood trail behind you......"
"Ahh Ye Ziyi curled up in the corner, stretched her arms ninety degrees apart, took a trembling horse step, put on a strange posture, and said to Tao Yu, "I heard that as long as you make the right posture, even if you fall, you can protect yourself!" ”
Tao Yu sneered: "That's for three floors and below, what floor are we?" Oh, the 28th floor, at least 100 meters high! ”
Ye Ziyi looked at Tao Yu like a monster, her sausage mouth had been swollen, her little face was flushed, she was full of joy and energy, she looked like a spring breeze, and she was so beautiful that she didn't seem to be a mortal.
If Ye Ziyi had met her a few years ago, she would definitely have been dressed according to her face, which was perfect.
It's just so annoying to laugh!
Ye Ziyi didn't understand: "Why are you still so relaxed?" ”
"I'm not afraid of death." Tao Yu said.
Die in the magic circle, go out and drop some cultivation, those cultivators are reluctant to die, racking their brains to find a way to leave, but people like Tao Yu, who are already negligent in cultivation and have to be able to soar, are very comfortable.
"You're a neurotic......" Ye Ziyi scolded.
At this time, Tao Yu's mobile phone rang.
Tao Yu picked it up calmly.
Ye Ziyi was shocked: "Why does your mobile phone have a signal?" ”
Tao Yu also guessed that it was Helian Yu who strengthened the signal with spiritual power, but Tao Yu didn't say it.
Tao Yu put the phone to her ear, and Helian Yu's roar almost shattered her eardrums: "Take a takeaway for you and go missing?" Lao Tzu is dying of hunger! ”
Helian Yu used to be hungry, and he came to Bigu Dan, and later his cultivation was improved, so he could not eat or drink, but now that he has come to this world, he can't bear the temptation of food, and he can't stand the hunger, so he eats five meals a day.
"Didn't you eat after four? It's exactly four o'clock and one o'clock, and I'll eat it for you. Tao Yu replied as she opened the box, and the snail powder was fragrant, but unfortunately it could not be transmitted through the phone signal.
"I'm talking about after four in the morning." Helian Yu wanted to cry without tears, "Come up quickly, Beiyan is also in my house, waiting." ”
Tao Yu hung up the phone and looked at Ye Ziyi, whose face was like ashes.
"What's wrong with you?" Momo Yu asked.
Ye Ziyi looked at her like a ghost, and her tone was extremely weak: "The phone is connected, why don't you ask for help?" ”
"I forgot ......"
"Why did you open the lid of the snail powder after telling me about the zombie-like death?"
"I'm hungry......"
Ye Ziyi: "Are you sent by God to punish me?" ”
"Yes." Tao Yu grinned, and suddenly, the elevator lights dimmed, and the elevator car fell rapidly.
"Ahh
The elevator fell from the 28th floor to the 2nd basement floor before it came to an abrupt stop.
Ye Ziyi thought that he would die without a complete corpse.
But when she came back to her senses, she was shocked to find that she was being carried in the air by Tao Yu, without touching the ground, let alone shattering her brain and lower limbs.
But snail powder was sprinkled all over the floor, and it was a smell she hated.
She was about to say, "Don't let go of me", but as soon as Tao Yu put her hand down, she fell to the ground covered with snail noodle soup.
Who says it's not dirty to land for three seconds? Deceitful!
Ye Ziyi bounced up almost in a second, but her beautiful white dress was still so dirty that she couldn't look at it, the key was the smell.
The elevator lights came on again, and she glanced at F2 on the screen, muttering in disbelief: "I fell from such a high place, and I didn't ...... die"
Momo thought she would be grateful for her life-saving grace.
Unexpectedly, her next half of the sentence was: "I am really the pride of the sky!" ”
Tao Yu was embarrassed, grabbed the elevator door with both hands, and gently broke it to both sides.
The door opened.
Ye Ziyi was dumbfounded: "You can break the door open, then why didn't you break it on it just now?" ”
"There are no reporters up there." Momo Yu smiled back, then quickly avoided it.
A large group of paparazzi rushed over with cameras in their hands.
The security level above the first floor of the hotel is high, so the reporters who can't get in are surrounded in the underground parking lot, and every time the elevator door is opened, they have to observe whether there are celebrities appearing, just like opening a blind box.
This time the blind box was very pleasantly surprised, as soon as the door opened, there was a foul smell, and after an amateur little girl left, it was Ye Ziyi who came out next.
Why don't you hurry up and take two Reuters photos!
However, at first glance, it was Ye Ziyi, but when I looked closer, I didn't feel right.
"Isn't it? Recognize the wrong person, right? Reporter A wondered, "Sister Ziyi's nose isn't that collapsed, is it?" ”
"yes, the chin isn't that sharp!" Reporter B chimed in.
Ye Ziyi was shocked and hurriedly covered her face: Could it be that her nose was collapsed? Crooked chin implant?
"I'm not Ye Ziyi! I'm not Ye Ziyi! You've got the wrong person! She shouted and ran.
However, he couldn't run out, because reporter A reversed his judgment just now: "It's her!" It's Sister Ziyi, and the voice is this kind of sheep sound! ”
The cameras swarmed up.
The headlines of the entertainment edition of the day: Ye Ziyi walked out of the elevator in embarrassment, suspected of being splashed with snail powder, and had plastic surgery.
Weibo ID Sandstorm broke the news again: I have the relevant evidence, the person who splashed the leaf Ziyi snail powder is Pei Yan, I have a record of Pei Yan ordering takeaway! What he ordered was stinky tofu and snail noodles, plus a small durian.
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Helian Yu hotel room.
Because his life assistant Tao Yu couldn't get the takeaway in time, he begged Beiyan to order another snail noodles for himself, and at this moment, while eating stinky tofu snail noodles with durian ingredients, he was typing on his mobile phone, angrily scolding Pei Yan fans who didn't believe his revelations.
"Your fans are called pickled Du Xian, and my fans are called lotus seeds, how do you feel that they are all moon cake fillings?" Helian Yu complained, "It's not tall at all. ”