135 The Most Confusing Confessions
Just when everyone was looking forward to it, Mu Huan said bitterly: "But I can't cook." ”
Siu Shaoyi: ........
Ming Lanlan: ..........
Nie Wushuang: .........
Only Bei Bei nodded vigorously and agreed: "Yes, the baby can't cook, so he can't be a lady." ”
"Huh?" Xiao Shaoyi came back to his senses from his sluggishness and asked incredulously, "What is this saying?" ”
Mu Huan said: "Isn't being a Taoist couple a husband and wife? I can't cook, I can't be a lady, so I can't be a husband and wife with you. ”
Ming Lanlan and Nie Wushuang glanced at each other and shook their heads helplessly.
Xiao Shaoyi couldn't help but laugh and said: "Who told you that to be a lady, you have to be able to cook?" ”
Beibei's hand paused, and his ears immediately stood up.
Mu Huan said very seriously: "Everyone else is like this, I have traveled a lot of places, and every family is a lady cooking, how can I be a lady if I can't cook?" Just like us alchemists, how can people who don't know alchemy be called alchemists? ”
Xiao Shaoyi laughed.
Mu Huan's words made sense, and he couldn't refute them.
Nie Wushuang couldn't look at it, and said to Mu Huan: "Xiao Huan, I told you a long time ago that a lady is not like that. ”
"What's that lady?" Bei Bei asked first.
Nie Wushuang said: "Taoist couples are men and women living together, sharing blessings and difficulties, and reproducing offspring. ”
"Don't you know how to cook?" Bei Bei asked again.
Xiao Shaoyi sighed and said: "In life, you have to eat and dress, but there is no rule that Taoist couples must be able to cook, like my master and my mother can't cook, they are all prepared by the disciples who serve and give them food." ”
Mu Huan touched his chin and asked thoughtfully, "Is that so?" So what's the use of being a Taoist? ”
Xiao Shaoyi, Nie Wushuang and Ming Lanlan almost fainted to the ground.
Bei Bei replied: "Share the blessings, share the difficulties, and perfunctory future generations." Baby, then we can become Taoist couples, I don't have to learn to cook. ”
"Huh?!" The crowd was stunned again.
Bei Bei counted his fingers and said one by one: "When we don't have money, we eat grass roots and fruits together, this is called sharing difficulties, when we have money, we eat barbecue snacks together, this is called sharing blessings, and what is perfunctory offspring?" ”
Bei Bei looked at Nie Wushuang.
Nie Wushuang bowed her head in embarrassment, pretending to pluck chicken feathers, because she had no idea how to answer Beibei's question.
Bei Bei looked at Xiao Shaoyi.
Xiao Shaoyi coughed lightly and said uncomfortably: "It's to give birth to a baby." ”
Bei Bei immediately smiled and said to Mu Huan: "I have a baby, so we can be Taoist couples, baby, right?" ”
Mu Huan was stunned when she heard this, and she sighed: "Beibei, I found that you have become smarter. ”
Nie Wushuang chuckled.
Ming Lanlan couldn't help laughing.
Xiao Shaoyi had a headache and shouted: "Hey, Beibei, don't make trouble, it's me who wants to become a Taoist companion with Mu Huan." ”
"I've thought about it for a long time!" Bei Bei said confidently.
"What do you know, kid?" Xiao Shaoyi said helplessly.
Bei Bei discussed that others said that he was a child, and when he heard it, he immediately exploded, and said angrily: "You are a child, your whole family is a child." The baby is my Taoist couple, and she will not be a Taoist companion with you. ”
Xiao Shaoyi didn't want to reason with Beibei, looked at Mu Huan and said, "Xiao Huan, I listen to your opinion." ”
Everyone looked at Mu Huan again.
Mu Huan asked, "What is reproduction?" ”
Xiao Shaoyi was embarrassed, twisted his face to the side, and said softly, "Didn't you say it?" It's just giving birth to a baby. ”
"It means that if I become a Taoist couple with you, I will have a baby?" Mu Huan asked.
Xiao Shaoyi nodded and said, "It's okay not to give birth." ”
Mu Huan smiled: "Okay, I'm ......"
"Xiao Huan, go get some hot water again." Nie Wushuang suddenly shouted.
Mu Huan was interrupted, and she didn't care, she clapped her hands, stood up and walked towards the kitchen, and threw a sentence to Xiao Shaoyi: "You wait." ”
Xiao Shaoyi smiled and nodded.
Bei Bei snorted heavily at Xiao Shaoyi.
When Mu Huan arrived at the kitchen, she found that there was no hot water, so she shouted to Nie Wushuang in the courtyard: "Sister Wushuang, there is no hot water, you wait a minute." ”
Nie Wushuang shook off the chicken feathers on his hand, got up and walked beside him and said, "Xiao Huan can't make a fire, I'll go and see." ”
Ming Lanlan nodded and continued to pluck chicken feathers.
Mu Huan beat with flint and steel for a long time, but he still couldn't light the fire.
Nie Wushuang took it and lit the fire at once.
Mu Huan praised Nie Wushuang in admiration, and got up to add water to the pot.
Nie Wushuang pulled her to sit next to her.
She said to Mu Huan earnestly: "Xiao Huan, it is not so simple to become a Taoist couple. When two people become Taoist couples, it means that they have a commitment and a responsibility to each other, and they must be loyal and unswerving to each other. If you and Xiao Shaoyi become Taoist couples, it means that you have to eat and live with him, and the two have children, others can't interfere in your life, and you can't play with Bei Bei as unrestrained as now, can you accept it? Do you think Babe is acceptable? ”
Mu Huan listened to his breath and looked at Nie Wushuang blankly.
Nie Wushuang continued: "For example, Bei Bei and Ming Lanlan have become Taoist couples, because Bei Bei is not a member of our True Color Sect, it means that he will leave here in the future and go to live with Ming Lanlan, so it will be difficult for you to see him, you think he is not around, you have delicious food to share with him, he is not around, after a long time, he may forget you, he will be very good to Ming Lanlan, the person who sticks to him all day long is Ming Lanlan, not you, do you think you can accept it?" ”
Mu Huan shook his head and said, "I don't want to be like that, I played so well with Beibei, if I didn't have him to play with me, it would be so boring." ”
Nie Wushuang looked at Mu Huan, who was half-understood and ignorant, sighed, and said, "The matter of the Taoist couple, you should think clearly about it yourself first, don't make a decision lightly." ”
"Oh." Mu Huan was confused at the moment, and nodded obediently when he heard this.
The hot water boiled quickly, and after Mu Huan took out the hot water, Xiao Shaoyi looked at Mu Huan expectantly.
Mu Huan said to him: "Xiao Shaoyi, I thought about the matter of Taoist couples for a while, I don't want to be Taoist couples with you." ”
Xiao Shaoyi's bright eyes suddenly dimmed, and he asked, "Why?" ”
Mu Huan said seriously: "I like to play with Beibei, and if I become a Taoist couple with you, I can't play with Beibei." ”
What else did Xiao Shaoyi want to say.
Mu Huan turned his head and asked Bei Bei: "Bei Bei, do you want to play with Sister Lan Lan?" If you want to play with her, become a Taoist companion with her, and you can play all the time. ”
Mu Huan felt that he should choose for Beibei, she likes to play with Beibei, but it doesn't mean that Beibei doesn't like to play with Lanlan.
Bei Bei shook his head, held Mu Huan's hand tightly, and said, "I prefer to play with you." ”
Mu Huan breathed a sigh of relief for no reason, she laughed happily, and said to Ming Lanlan: "Sister Lanlan, I just asked you to consider the matter of becoming a Taoist couple with Bei Bei, it seems that you don't have to think about it, Bei Bei already has the answer." ”
Ming Lanlan smiled lightly and said chicly: "I didn't think about it in the first place, you have always been talking to yourself." ”
Mu Huan: .......
Xiao Shaoyi said persistently: "Xiao Huan, think about it, I really like you." ”
"I like you too." Mu Huan replied.
Xiao Shaoyi had a headache and said, "I like men and women, what about you?" ”
Mu Huan blinked, his eyes full of confusion.
Xiao Shaoyi sighed, took out a bunch of books from the storage ring and threw them to Mu Huan, and said solemnly: "You take a good look at these books, you will understand after reading them, I only understood after reading these books." ”
Mu Huan held the book, nodded happily, and said, "I like to read, I will read it well." ”
Xiao Shaoyi said with a smile: "When you finish reading these books, give me the answer, I'll wait." ”
"Good!"
"Alright, the chicken is ready to cook." Ming Lanlan shouted.
The crowd immediately got busy.
Cleaning up the yard, picking vegetables and cooking, stewing chicken and stir-frying meat, everyone worked together, even Xiao Shaoyi and Ming Lanlan, who were guests, were no exception, and they all worked with their hands.
In a short time, a table of fragrant meals is ready.
Bei Bei immediately flew towards the back hill, and his voice echoed in the valley: "I'll go and call them back for dinner." ”