Chapter 70: Absolutely!
Zheng Hua looked around, then pointed to the high wall in the distance, and said: "Shangliannai, the reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow. ”
As soon as Xiao Liang and the others heard this couplet, they immediately looked towards the wall of the Wen Mansion, only to see a reed growing in the gap in the wall, which was swaying left and right with the breeze at this time.
Their hearts sank suddenly, this Shanglian described the reeds of the Wenfu, but its intention was to mock Li Changge, saying that he had a literary name, but he had no background.
Although this pair is not one of those extremely difficult upper couplets, such as overlapping word couplets, split word couplets, palindrome couplets, etc., it is not easy to match.
Huo Liancheng suddenly smiled, this Shanglian that Inspector Zheng learned was extremely difficult, even the kind of person who was good at pairing might not be able to match it for a while, let alone Li Changge.
Inspector Zheng smiled faintly: "This official gives you a quarter of an hour, if you can't match it within a quarter of an hour, you will lose." ”
Everyone frowned and thought about it, and found that it was extremely difficult to get it right, especially when the upper link depicted the reeds of the Wenfu, which ridiculed Li Changge, and the lower link should also be ridiculed back, which was extremely difficult! It's hard to get out in a quarter of an hour!
Li Changge didn't think about it, stretched out his hand and pointed to the mountain behind the Wenfu, and said: "The bamboo shoots in the mountains, the tip of the mouth is thick and the belly is hollow!" ”
As soon as Li Changge's words fell, some students around him burst into cheers: "Okay! ”
The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow.
Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with thick skin and hollow belly.
There is a bamboo forest in the back mountain of Wenfu, and the bamboo shoots grow in spring and summer, and in the middle of summer, although the bamboo shoots are few, they also exist.
What's even better is that this couplet satirizes Inspector Zheng with a sharp mouth and thick skin through bamboo shoots in the mountains, and shamelessly shields Huo Liancheng.
Inspector Zheng's face darkened, his own question was still too easy, who knew that he was really right, and this link was also very neat, and he couldn't find fault with it.
This first question actually made Li Changge pass.
The half-saint phantom in the sky nodded slightly.
Li Changge said: "Please ask the half-saint to come up with the second question!" ”
Song Wei suddenly said: "Wait, Inspector Zheng's first question is a pair, not a pair, if you can match my next pair, you will be considered to have passed the first question." ”
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Liang, Yun Yanqiu and others immediately scolded angrily:
"Shameless!"
"Obviously, Li and the others have already answered the first question, and it's not endless!"
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Zhong Liwei, who was a hundred miles away from Yunzhou City, looked at what was happening in the Wen Mansion while hurrying, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Shameless! No matter whether Li Changge can answer the three questions or not, I will kill Song Wei! ”
Li Changge frowned slightly, raised his head, but saw that the half-saint phantom did not speak, and seemed to agree with Song Wei's way of asking the question.
"If you go on and on, am I going to keep going on and on?" Li Changge said.
Song Wei saw that the demi-saint did not deny his own rhetoric, and he was sure in his heart that the demi-saint was favoring himself and others, he glanced at Zheng Hua and Wan Changhe, and said: "It's only three, Zheng Inspector and I, Wan Bing Cao each have a pair, if you can match, then you have passed the first question." ”
Li Changge said: "Let's get the question!" ”
Song Wei said: "Okay, listen, Qin Se Pipa, the head of the eight kings." ”
As soon as they heard this pair, everyone's faces changed.
The difficulty of this pair is definitely far more difficult than the first pair, Qin Se Pipa, each word is a double king on the head, so it is the head of the eight kings.
The half-saint phantom in the air bowed slightly: "This link is very wonderful, let you think about it for two quarters of an hour." ”
Song Wei smiled, this pair was something he came up with by accident in the past, he thought about it for several months and couldn't match it, let alone two quarters of an hour, even if it was two hours.
Yin Jiaoyu quickly thought about it, his brows twisted into a ball, this uplink is dozens of times more difficult than the previous one! Even he had no clue.
Xiao Liang and the others looked at Li Changge, their eyes were full of worry, although Li Changge easily matched the first pair, but the difficulty of this second pair was obviously not comparable to the first one, how could he be right?
If you don't get it right, you will not only be stigmatized by plagiarism, but you will also be killed by a demi-saint in public.
In the distance, Zhong Liwei saw this scene, and his heart was full of grief and anger.
He has known Song Wei for a long time, and naturally knows that Song Wei has this pair, and he once tried to get this pair right, but unfortunately he didn't come up with it after thinking about it for more than a month.
Even if Li Changge is a genius, it is impossible for him to come out in just two quarters of an hour!
Qinghe County.
Xu Yun looked at the direction of Yunzhou City, his face was full of sorrow, and sighed: "This pair will definitely not be right for two quarters of an hour, but it's a pity that a genius like Li Changge is going to die in the hands of a villain!" Hateful, hateful! ”
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Li Changge slowly closed his eyes, and quickly thought in his mind, this uplink is indeed extremely difficult, but it is not impossible.
Suddenly, he opened his eyes and said, "Qin Se Pipa, the head of the Eight Great Kings." Then I'm right, the four little ghosts have their own stomachs! ”
"Good!"
As soon as Yin Lushan heard this link, his eyes shot two rays of ecstasy, and he couldn't help but shout loudly.
And after the students read it twice, they also showed a happy and sincere expression.
This lower link not only dealt with the upper link, but also scolded Zheng Inspector, Wan Bing Cao, Song Wei, and Huo Liancheng!
The implication is that all four of them are imps, and their stomachs are full of bad water.
"The four little ghosts have their own stomachs. There is no fault in this couplet, it is perfect! ”
"That's right! That's right! ”
Even Song Wei's face changed greatly, and he couldn't help admiring Li Changge in his heart, this person was quick and talented, Huo Liancheng couldn't compare to him at all......
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Meanwhile.
Zhong Liwei, who was in a hurry, stopped directly and shouted: "Wonderful, wonderful!" ”
Xu County of Qinghe County ordered Huo Di to get up and said in ecstasy: "What a link!" What a Li Changge! That's right! ”
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"Good!" The voice of the demi-saint phantom above carried a deep sense of joy.
As soon as these words came out, Song Wei and Huo Liancheng panicked, Huo Liancheng showed a look of retreat, and regretted in his heart why he listened to Song Wei's words and plagiarized Li Changge's "Painted Skin", if Li Changge successfully answered three questions, he would end up very miserable!
On the Jiuding Continent, once the charge of stealing texts is confirmed, it will definitely be an unprecedented blow to the novelist! The consequences are unimaginable!
Inspector Zheng's eyes became sharp, and he said angrily in a low voice: "It's really two useless things, so I panicked when I got two pairs!" Not to mention that there is a pair, there are two more questions after the pair! ”
"Since the first two pairs are from Inspector Zheng and Mr. Song, the third pair will be made by me!" Wan Bing Cao said with a gloomy face.
"Get out!" Li Changge looked at Wan Bing Cao, and his voice was cold.
What he hates most is not Song Wei or Huo Liancheng, but Wan Changhe.
Wan Changhe knew that "Painted Skin" was written by himself, but he was embarrassed and made perjury for Huo Liancheng, this kind of person must die!
Wan Bing Cao said: "Listen, my upper link is: ice is better than ice water ice." ”
As soon as this uplink came out, everyone was shocked.
"It's ...... Absolute! ”