1. Brain-dead fights
The little monk went down the mountain to fast
The old bastard has an explanation
The Sword Emperor Ruins will open immediately
Steal the Sword Emperor Ruins Belt
The old bastard still confessed
Passing by the breeze Xiao Wang's house
Let the king marry his daughter and marry his daughter
If you don't marry, you will kill his whole family, his whole family
......
When Chen Feng sang his own song and climbed over the last mountain, he could already see the mottled and ancient figure of Qingfeng City in the distance, like a fierce tiger. With his footsteps, he only had to walk half a day to enter the city.
"The old bastard is really not a thing, he wants to get the Sword Emperor Ruins but doesn't want to go down the mountain, and he actually asked me, a flower-like delicate and cute young man, to help him rob the Sword Emperor Ruins, it's just an old bastard!"
Chen Feng used to call his master an old bastard by his last name, which was an honorific title in his own words, and the old bastard should be grateful to him.
"The hateful old bastard pretended to be clever and gave me a deadline of half a month, hmph, since I was let go down the mountain, it would be equivalent to untying the BMW and letting the birds out of the cage and throwing the fish into the sea, I can't let the old bastard say it!"
From the moment he left his master's field of vision, Chen Feng had a feeling of breaking free from the shackles of demons, "Haha, I no longer have to go back and forth up and down the mountain more than ten times a day, I no longer have to lift a boulder thousands of times a day, and I don't have to wash my underwear and stinky socks for the old bastard master every day." ”
There is a section of Kangzhuang Avenue outside Qingfeng City, which is called Qingfeng Official Road, which is a spacious avenue built under the auspices of Qingfeng City. Evergreen cypress trees are planted on both sides of the road, and the environment is also beautiful, and Chen Feng walks leisurely on the road humming an unknown tune.
When Chen Feng traveled on the official road for half an hour, such a scene appeared in front of his eyes:
The two groups of people are fighting with real knives and guns, led by a man and a woman.
"Wang Qingshi, you can't run, Lao Tzu will definitely catch you on the bed, so that you can experience how refreshing it is to struggle under Lao Tzu's crotch......"
"Li Tianyi, if you have the ability, don't let this girl go home, otherwise I will ask my father to send someone to arrest you and castrate you and hang it on the city wall. ”
......
The conversation between a man and a woman on the official road was so hot and open that Chen Feng couldn't believe his eyes and ears.
Standing on the side of the official road, Chen Feng observed for a long time, and he finally figured out the reason for the matter.
It turned out that the girl named Wang Qingshi had just returned from a trip to Longcheng in the south, and Li Tianyi had inquired in advance about Wang Qingshi's return home, and had already laid an ambush on the official road, with the purpose of snatching Wang Qingshi away as his wife.
Chen Feng shook his head in annoyance, couldn't believe his behavior, and sighed, "My God, this matter has nothing to do with me at all, I have been stupid to watch it for so long, damn!"
Chen Feng lowered his head at the waist, took off the long sword on his back and wore it closely, and slowly walked along the green cypress next to the official road with a cautious and obscene appearance, he was afraid of getting into unnecessary trouble.
He was still chanting in front of his waist, "The old bastard said that when the road is uneven, you should hide, and if you can't hide, you have to hide by all means......"
Wow -
Suddenly, a broken sword flew in front of Chen Feng from above the official road and slammed into a cypress, blocking Chen Feng's way.
"My God, it's none of my business, I'll hide again!" He glanced at Wang Qingshi and Li Tianyi indifferently, then bypassed the juniper, quickened his pace, and wanted to leave here without looking back.
Sonor!
A steel knife landed in the pebble gap in front of Chen Feng's feet, and if his steps were a little bigger, this steel knife would definitely be able to pierce the soles of his feet.
However, no matter how he dodged and disguised, Li Tianyi and Wang Qingshi noticed Chen Feng's existence, and the broken sword and steel knife were also intentional by Li Tianyi and Wang Qingshi.
Wang Qingshi and Li Tianyi's two groups are fighting so far, and no one can defeat anyone, they need variables, they need a variable that can break the deadlock, and Chen Feng's appearance is undoubtedly a perfect variable.
Li Tianyi pointed at Chen Feng from a distance and shouted, "Who, hurry up and help me capture this little girl's skin, and this young master will reward you with three beauties." ”
Wang Qingshi's voice was as sweet as her people, "This big brother, can you help others defeat this big villain, and they will definitely thank you, big brother." ”
Chen Feng glanced at Li Tianyi with disdain, and saw that he was quite handsome with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, but his tone and attitude were really disgusting, on the contrary, Wang Qingshi's voice was sweet, at least he had a begging attitude.
"Hehe, two, I'm just a passerby, passerby A, you are the protagonist now, you continue!"
Despite the fact that the other two were like this, Chen Feng still chose not to help.
If you use the words of his master's old bastard, if you are easily moved by the words of others, you are either a fool or the other party's conditions are really impossible to refuse.
Obviously, Chen Feng is not a fool, and neither Li Tianyi nor Wang Qingshi's conditions for asking for help have reached the point where Chen Feng cannot refuse.
After hearing Chen Feng's answer, Li Tianyi was furious at that time, and he shouted angrily: "Hmph, what do you think you are, Young Master Ben asked you to help you to promote you, and you actually gave a shame!"
As he spoke, Li Tianyi angrily kicked a long sword towards Chen Feng.
Sou!
The long sword flew rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, he came to the door of Chen Feng's head, he was not afraid, and he dodged this sword with a slight movement of his head.
"Are you a little brainless, what does your business have to do with me, do I need to help you. If I didn't help you, you would kill me, I think it's either brain-dead or stupid, it seems that I was right to hide from you!" Chen Feng didn't seem to notice Li Tianyi's anger at all, and after he finished speaking, he still walked towards Qingfeng City on his own way.
Wang Qingshi could see that Chen Feng really didn't mean to help at all, she couldn't help but be a little annoyed, but she wouldn't show it directly like Li Tianyi.
She hid her anger very well, and still invited Chen Feng in her sweet voice, "This big brother, since this big bastard already wants to kill you, it is better for us to cooperate and kill this big bastard!"
Chen Feng smiled and said secretly, hey, he has a beautiful face, but he didn't expect that his heart is not very beautiful.
He smiled at Wang Qingshi and teased, "Beauty, don't mind, I'm not your eldest brother." You see, I still have a little time to go into the city, and you're not without a fight now, I'm already doing you a favor! Of course, if you want me to help you, it's not impossible, as long as you give your permission. ”
"You !!"
When Chen Feng said this, Wang Qingshi finally put her anger on her little face, she didn't expect Chen Feng to be so resolute, she didn't want to help, and even used words to take advantage of her.
Fortunately, Li Tianyi couldn't bear it anymore, he waved a pair of tiger fists, and rushed towards Chen Feng, the speed was really like a tiger descending the mountain.
"The kid toasts and doesn't eat and drink, even if you don't grab that little girl's skin today, you have to leave your life here first!" Li Tianyi said angrily.
There was a faint bronze-colored light beating on the surface of Li Tianyi's body, and the phantom of a white tiger faintly rose behind him, and there were several stripes on the head of the white tiger to form a 'king' shaped vein.
The corners of Chen Feng's mouth hooked up a hint of a playful smile, and said, "Ouch, it's not bad, it's actually a bronze fourth-level white tiger stripe yao, but if you want to kill me with this means, it's not enough!"
Li Tianyi suddenly accelerated when he was only three zhang away from Chen Feng, his whole body bent, and the white tiger on his back also arched his waist, opened his bloody mouth, and used a move to descend the mountain, pounced on Chen Feng viciously like electricity.
Chen Feng's expression has always been like Mount Tai collapsing in front of him and his face has not changed, and he has seen Li Tianyi's attack very clearly and indifferently. Of course, it wasn't that he didn't take Li Tianyi's attack seriously, but he knew that he could completely dodge this move.
Chen Feng held his sword horizontally in front of him, but the sword was not unsheathed.
Li Tianyi could see Chen Feng's contempt for him, but he had long been angered by Chen Feng's series of actions, and the unsheathed sword of the tiger fist in the face of him aroused the anger in his heart.
A pair of tiger palms as solid as gold and iron slammed into the scabbard fiercely, and it actually collided with the debut spark, Chen Feng slid back half a foot after receiving this blow, and did not stop until his left foot was on the cypress tree.
And Li Tianyi was knocked away by the force of the rebound, tossed in the air for a few laps, and finally stumbled and almost fell when he landed.
Li Tianyi looked at Chen Feng suspiciously, he knew that he was not Chen Feng's opponent with just this blow, and said secretly, this kid is really a cultivator, and his strength is probably stronger than mine.
Wang Qingshi saw the blow of the two of them in her eyes, and she was confident that she could take Li Tianyi's move and go down the mountain, but she was by no means as comfortable as Chen Feng. A shrewd light flowed from the depths of her beautiful eyes, and she secretly wondered if Chen Feng had any value worth wooing.
However, as soon as he thought of Chen Feng's previous attitude, he denied this idea, and his face was as cold as ice, "Hmph, what value is there to win over even a beautiful woman like this without saving a bastard." ”
And at this moment, the official road in the direction of Qingfeng City was full of wind and dust, and two teams of flying horses came quickly, and the leader shouted loudly, "Miss, our escort team is late!"
The other shouted loudly, "Young Master, Li Yong is here to help you!"
Li Tianyi immediately laughed when he heard the comer, "Hahaha, that stinky boy who is not a thing, Young Master Ben looks at you and escapes from my palm today!"
Chen Feng didn't shake him off, glanced at him coldly, and moved towards Qingfeng City by himself.
"Li Yong, stop that kid for me, Young Master Ben's entertainment tonight is to practice boxing with that kid. Li Tianyi shouted behind Chen Feng.
"Yes!" replied with a smile from a strong man on a horse, pulling the reins of his horse and stopping in front of Chen Feng.
Chen Feng glanced at this person very coldly, his tone was cold, and said, "Good dog, don't get in the way." ”
"Stinky boy, if the young master wants you to stay, you have to stay!" Li Yong drew a broadsword and immediately slashed at Chen Feng diagonally.
Chen Feng said lightly, "I still have something to do, I don't have time to play with you, I'll play with you again when I have time in the future!"
After speaking, a thick layer of bronze appeared on the surface of Chen Feng's body, his legs and feet were windy, and his speed was not much worse than that of a running horse, and he got rid of Li Yong in an instant, and soon disappeared from everyone's field of vision.
And Li Tianyi, Wang Qingshi and the others, who were standing in place, heard a voice from the direction of Qingfeng City along the breeze.
"Oh my God, two brain-dead people are fighting with me, and they have wasted so much of my time. ”;