The twenty-ninety-first time the chrysanthemums are all wounded, and the four immortals return to the feathers
Ladies and gentlemen, a famous saying is good, saying: A man is a coin of that dollar, the front is a 1, and the back is a big chrysanthemum. [Literature]
As a man, no matter what achievements he has, no matter what identity he is, in his body, there is a beast nature that he was born with, and he is forced by various reasons and situations on weekdays, so he naturally hides the beast nature, but once it is stimulated, it will be out of control.
Without further ado, the book picks up. Let's say that Taiyi Zhenren and Daoxing Tianzun, who are on the brain of the sperm worm, did not hesitate to join forces to make a black hand against Fuxian Zhenren and Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun in order to have a cool night, which is really extremely shameless.
What's even more hateful is that under the instigation of Taiyi Zhenren, Daoxing Tianzun actually took out even the heavy treasure of expounding the teachings and apologetics given to him by Yuan Shi Tianzun, and first smashed Fuxian Zhenren to fly out, and then he wanted to do something to Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun!
It's really like Mount Tai pressing on the top, the thunder of thousands of mountains is moving, fast and sinking, where is the Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun open, boom, being smashed heavy!
But seeing a miserable scream, the flower-like Manjushri Guangfa Heavenly Venerable Evil flew out, fell heavily to the ground, crawled up, spat blood from his mouth, couldn't move, and seemed to be seriously injured!
In the distance, on the book, the three little sluts were filled with righteous indignation.
"It's too much! Rub, big man, how can you be so cruel to a woman!"
"That's it, I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all!"
"That, second senior brother, third senior brother, now that the two women are crippled, and those two men are also at the end of the crossbow, the three of us shot together, first made those two men, and cooled the two women, wouldn't it be good?"
"Yueyue! You slut! Although those two women are drifting, but you are like this, you are definitely ruining Master's big plan, and you are looking for death!"
"Rub, what a pity!"
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In the middle of the battlefield, looking at the seriously injured Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and the lightly injured Fuxian Zhenren, Taiyi Zhenren laughed loudly.
"Aha! Two good junior sisters! I just told you, from us. How is it not good? We have to fight and kill, and if we do this, it will not be the same result! Senior brother, well done! We will go back one by one. Don't waste a good time!"
"Senior brother, it's boring to have one person at a time, so let's just be cool together, how is it not good!?"
"Rub! I can't see that you guy is so cheap! But, I like it!" Taiyi Zhenren was really happy, looking up to the sky and laughing.
Laughing and laughing, suddenly his eyes rolled, his facial features were distorted, and his whole body twitched. fell headlong to the ground.
"Senior brother, senior brother!" Dao Xing Tianzun was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped forward, pinched the Taiyi Zhenren meridians, and checked them, and couldn't help but be shocked. [Literature]
But seeing that Taiyi Zhenren's body was chaotic, the immortal power was chaotic, the true qi in the body was chaotic, and the Yuan Shen was drowsy. It trembled like a blazing fire, faintly like a demon!
"Senior brother!" Dao Xing Tianzun was so frightened that he was about to cry, Taiyi Zhenren was extremely dangerous at the moment, if something went wrong, plus today's incident, how would he explain it when he went back!?
"Senior Sister Fuxian, Senior Brother is not good!" Dao Xing Tianzun looked at Fuxian Zhenren with a sad face.
Fuxian Zhenren staggered to him and kicked the way to Tianzun. He also looked at it, and his face was pale: "How could Senior Brother be like this!? There is an extremely evil air flow surging in his body, which not only disturbs the true qi, but also invades the Yuan Shen! When he was fighting just now, he moved his mind and attracted the evil qi into the Yuan Shen, how is it good!?"
"Senior sister, what should I do!?" Dao Xing Tianzun's heart was shocked.
It is Da Luo Jin Xian, if you go crazy, the light one will be severely disabled. The cultivation is sharply reduced, and the heavy is the death of the body!
"Slut, now I know I'm afraid!Why aren't you afraid of those bastard things you did just now?!"
"Senior sister, don't mention this matter, it's all the intention and arrangement of the senior brother. ”...,
"Let me ask you, did my brother eat something?"
"Ate 'I Love a Mallet'!"
"What?"
"The golden pill given by Jingming Daoyou. ”
"You ate it too?!"
"Eat. ”
"Then why are you okay!?"
"I think I'm in good shape, senior sister, you like gentleness, so naturally I don't need too much, so I ate half of it, and I can still hold it up now. ”
"Slut!"
Fuxian Zhenren was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh.
Next to him, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun swallowed a few golden pills, stood up tremblingly, walked to him, looked at the unconscious Taiyi Zhenren, and then looked at himself and the remaining two, I really wanted to die.
The senior brother asked four people to come to Northern Xinjiang to do business, but they ended up like this in one night, how to deal with it when they go back?
"Senior brother, you take your senior brother back to Xiqi, hurry up, here my junior sister and I will take it. Fortunately, no one has seen it today, and if it is seen, we will die of shame!" Manjushri Guangfa Heavenly Venerable Qi Dao.
Before the words fell, I heard a loud cry from the mountain behind me: "Oh, it's not good, it's not good, it's a fight, it's a draw, a wipe, my money, all lost!"
Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun looked back, but saw the slut of "Jingming Daoren" standing in the jungle, with a crying father and a mother's expression.
"This slut......" Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun was about to kill people and destroy his mouth, when suddenly he heard a burst of shouts!
"Rub, I didn't expect this to be the result, I lost my bet!"
"That woman has a good figure!"
"What a big white dove!"
"Brother, I can't imagine that this immortal figure is so good!"
"It's a must!
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But seeing that the mountains were full of fields, under the original grass and trees, there were countless heads, and there were countless heads, looking at the four people below one by one, saying anything.
Under the tree of Wukong's three sluts, the original rocks, grass and trees also moved, and Wang Mo and a group of people and horses really seemed to come out of the ground.
"Rub, Wang Mo, when are you hiding here!?" Wukong grabbed Wang Mo.
"It's already here! You three sluts, I heard all those bastard words just now, it's shameless!"
"Weird, weird, you're here, why didn't I find out!"
"It's not just you! The sect took the initiative to use the breath of the chaotic lotus seed to envelop the entire mountains and rivers, even the four immortals who expounded the sect couldn't find it! Hehe, take a look, hundreds of thousands of brothers feasted their eyes tonight, follow the sect leader, it's really cool!"
"Rub, Master, this immoral ghost!"
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Spread all over the mountains, more than 100,000 people were densely packed, and their straight eyes were unscrupulously pointing and commenting on the bodies of Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun and Fuxian Zhenren. There are also those who talk about the body, and there are those who talk about the face, lying obscenely, how obscene.
"Senior sister, more than 100,000 people have seen it. How?" Dao Xing Tianzun slammed, and even threw the demon suppression pestle in his hand in fright.
"Poof!" The arrogant Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun had already been seriously injured before, and in this situation, he was in a hurry, and a mouthful of blood flew out, unconscious!
"Senior sister!"
"Senior brother!"
Fuxian Zhenren and Daoxing Tianzun are two big heads, and they are really about to hit the wall!
......
Flying Rock City Marshal's Mansion!
The lights are as bright as day.
Huang Shiren, Wukong and others. Sitting on the chair, all with evil smiles on their faces.
On the other side, Fuxian Zhenren and Daoxing Tianzun stared at Huang Shiren with angry eyes, and they really wanted to slap this slut to death.
"Jingming, you dare to do such a thing, you are not afraid that I will explain and cut you!?" Fuxian said angrily, thinking about the humiliation he had suffered.
Huang Shiren smiled: "Fellow Daoist, say this." It's too much! I'm wronged in this matter!"
"Wronged!Why did you have to arrange two rooms!?Why did you wrong, why did you give your senior brother and junior brother such a nasty pill!?"...,
"Fellow Daoist, you don't know! This is all Brother Taiyi's idea! Think about it, we have rooms in Feiyan City, and you are my honored guests, how can I just give you two rooms!? It's Brother Taiyi, just leave two rooms for me, it's very strange to me. Not only that, but Brother Taiyi also asked me for pills. I didn't know what he wanted, so I took out all the pills on my body and brought them back, and he just wanted the 'I love a mallet', saying that it was useful to keep it. You are all immortals who explain the teachings, and I can't afford to mess with them, so I can only let the king demon give it to him. ”
"You slut! Senior brother is unconscious now, how do I know if what you say is true or false!?"
"When he wakes up, you just ask!" Huang Shiren smiled and said, "But there is such a shameful thing." I guess he'll push it on my head too. It's hard to be a good person!"
On top of the tongue, how Fuxian Zhenren is Huang Shiren's opponent was speechless.
Next to him, Dao Xing Tianzun whispered to Fuxian Zhenren: "Senior sister, now that senior brother is unconscious, his life is not guaranteed, and Senior Sister Manjushri is seriously injured and faints, how is it good!?"
Fuxian Zhenren looked at the group of people above the hall who were looking at him and laughing evilly, and he really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and said: "Now just go back to Xiqi and talk about it, save the two of them first, and then come to Feiyan City to settle accounts with Jingming!"
"Senior sister, I agree!"
The two summed it up, and Fuxian was really humane: "Jingming, today's matter, you wait!"
Anyway, brush your sleeves and leave!
Looking at the two who left, Wukong smiled and said, "Master, do these two have to go back to Xiqi?"
"What else can you do if you don't go back? Four people came, one of them was not in danger, the other was seriously injured and did not wake up, and they still did such a thing, do they still have the face to stay here?"
"Let's go, rub, they're here, it's really troublesome!" Wukong laughed.
Xiao Yueyue is also happy: "Dad, you shameless, you really deserve to be the first slut in the world, just a clever plan, if you don't move a single soldier, let the four immortals make the chrysanthemums all over the ground, what a bull fork!
"Sample, my father has more skills, let's learn!" Huang Shiren said happily.
Qiongxiao and Bixiao next to him giggled, it was Yunxiao, looking at Huang Shiren at the moment, it was also warm in his heart.
No matter what kind of thing it is, even if the sky falls, as long as he is there, he feels safe.
I don't know since when, I've long been accustomed to relying on this slut.
This kind of feeling is so strange that it is too strange to speak.
Could it be that I'm starting to like him?!
How could I like such a cheap second goods!
Yunxiao's face turned red, and he turned his head and ran.
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