Chapter 1 Twenty-seven seconds, you deserve to find the ability to find a girlfriend
Early morning, Medical University of Paris, human anatomy classroom.
"Protest, we have to protest, the Academic Affairs Office actually arranged a twenty-six-year-old tutor for us, this is an insult to our identity!"
On the podium, an old man with gray temples raised his arms and shouted.
The old man's name was Dandy, the president of a third-rate medical university, and a well-known expert in 'human anatomy'.
Not long ago, Dandy received an invitation letter from the Medical University of Paris, which said, "President Dandy, in recent years, our university has made breakthroughs in the field of 'human anatomy', and we have opened a special training course, if you are interested, please come to our school on December 1 to report!"
Dandy was a little upset and asked a principal to be a student, isn't this bullying?
However, since the Medical University of Paris is one of the top medical schools in the world, and the human anatomy course is the ace major of the Medical University of Paris, Dandy thinks that if he does not go, will his peers feel that he is hypocritical?
With this in mind, Dandy came with extreme reluctance!
Then, in the classroom, Dandy saw the identities of the other classmates clearly, and the unhappiness in his heart suddenly disappeared, but he couldn't help himself with excitement!
God, there were only thirty-six students in this class: thirty-six, twenty deans, twelve principals, three internationally renowned anatomical authorities, and the last one was the winner of last year's Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine!
This classroom is clearly a place to teach expert authority!
To be able to be classmates with so many outstanding people...... Face, face!
"Hello everyone!"
At this moment, Dandy heard a loud voice and looked up to see that it was two teaching assistants walking in.
An assistant pushed a mobile dissection table on which were placed the bodies of two adult males, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the anatomical specimen to be used in this lesson, please observe carefully: one of them died in a car accident at the age of thirty-six, and the other died of swine flu at the age of twenty-eight......
Another assistant held a stack of blue booklets and handed them out one by one, "Students, in this blue book, there is a brief introduction to the tutors of this advanced class, in order to better complete the teaching, please read carefully and get to know your new tutors in advance......
The meat show is coming!
With so many experts and authorities to teach, who are the new mentors?
Intrigued, Dandy opened the first page of the Blue Book in adoration......
"The tutor of this advanced course, served by Professor Jiangnan: Jiang Nan, Chinese, male, 26 years old......"
Seeing this, Dandy's color suddenly changed, "What does this mean? The Academic Affairs Office actually arranged a twenty-six-year-old tutor, doesn't he know our identity? We are professors, deans, presidents, and even Nobel Prize winners!"
"Ridiculous, ridiculous! I'm sixty-eight years old this year, and I can't accept a twenty-six-year-old mentor!"
Another expert also stood up, and the pamphlet slammed to the ground. "How much medical achievement can a twenty-six-year-old achieve? How much can he do to educate us!? Ridiculous, this is ridiculous!"
The other experts didn't shout out because of their identity, but their faces became very ugly!
Dandy saw that his protest actually attracted a group of seven or eight experts to respond, and his enthusiasm immediately surged, and he rushed to the podium, "Experts, seniors, I was not qualified to call on you, but this time the Academic Affairs Office has gone too far! We must lodge a protest! And we should also apply to the Academic Affairs Office to let Jiang Nan, a young tutor, get out! Does anyone want to go with me?"
"I'll go!"
"Count me in, alas, this is just nonsense!"
The mood in the classroom suddenly came to a critical point, and the two assistants looked at each other and smiled bitterly together, "What should I do? As these old experts, they are fully qualified to protest, and they are also fully qualified to let Professor Jiangnan get out of ......."
"What else can I do? I'll go find Professor Jiang!"
One of the assistants felt that the situation was no longer out of his control, and quietly slipped out of the classroom.
But as soon as he went out, he saw a young man in gold-rimmed glasses leaning against the wall, gently wiping a cane while smiling faintly......
"Professor Jiang, you, you're already here?"
God, since you're here, why don't you go in?" The assistant hurriedly said, "Professor Jiang, go in and take a look, the experts' emotions have ......."
"Calm, calm!"
The young man wiped his cane until it was spotless, and then he slowly came to the door of the classroom, "Okay, I'll go clean them up." ”
The assistant breathed a sigh of relief and said worriedly: "Professor Jiang, be careful, the identity of these old experts is extraordinary, but don't offend them......"
The young man was already about to push open the door, but when he heard this, he turned his head and smiled, "Sir, do you know why?"
"Huh?"
"Why is it that I can become a professor at the age of twenty-six, and you are still just an assistant at the age of thirty-two?"
"This ...... Please advise. ”
"Because in my eyes, the so-called experts, the so-called authority, are used to offend, to transcend, to conquer!
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"Good morning, old gentlemen!"
Jiang Nan pushed open the door of the classroom, walked to the podium, and spread his hands, "Introduce yourself, Jiang Nan, you can call me Professor Jiang, Teacher Jiang!"
In an instant, there was silence in the classroom.
The experts all looked at Jiang Nan suspiciously, thinking, he is Jiang Nan, with a good elegant temperament and a perfect smile......
However, no matter how good he looks, he can't hide the fact that he is twenty-six years old!
Jiangnan, you have to get out!
Jiang Nan took in the expressions of the experts, and didn't give the experts a chance to speak, so he dialed his ears with his cane, "Okay, your identities and your dissatisfaction, I have already heard them outside......!" I don't have the power to teach you, am I?"
The experts looked at each other, and finally, Dandy stood up, "That's right, I don't think you're qualified to teach us!"
"But my qualifications, my abilities...... It's not up to you...... Right?"
Dandy was stunned.
"Well, old gentlemen, I give you a chance, a chance to prove my ability: the original lesson plan for this class is cancelled, and the duration of a class is within the scope of anatomy, and you can challenge any of my abilities! If I lose, then I will leave on my own initiative, but if none of you can defeat me......"
Jiang Nan shook his head and smiled, and didn't continue, but the experts still heard the following meaning, "If you gather the best thirty-six anatomy experts in the world and still can't defeat me, then, please take class honestly and call me honestly...... Teacher Jiang!"
Jiang Nan sat next to the corpse, "Now, who wants to challenge me first?"
The experts suddenly began to hesitate, they were not afraid of losing, but they were just using their identity to challenge a twenty-six-year-old young man......
Shame on you!
After a while, Dandy was anxious to show himself in front of many experts, and strode to the dissection table, "I don't know the height of the sky, I, Sophia Medical University, Principal Dandy is here to teach you a lesson!"
Jiang Nan smiled: "Old man, what kind of ability do you want to challenge me?"
"As we all know, the speed of dissecting a corpse represents the degree of understanding of the structure of the human body by an anatomical expert, and it also represents the anatomical level of this expert.
Dandy grabbed a scalpel on the stage, set up a stopwatch, and said proudly: "I don't know how long it will take you to dissect a corpse, but I only need three minutes!
"I've said it, I'm up for any challenge. Jiangnan shrugged.
"Alright, let's start the timer!"
Dandy pressed the timer button of the stopwatch with one hand, and swung the knife with the other, and the scalpel stabbed the corpse in the chest like lightning!
The eyes of the experts showed excitement!
After the autopsy of a corpse, it is not just 'dismantling the corpse' as commonly understood, 'skinning and removing bones like a pig'.
A complete human body, composed of dozens of complex tissues and organs - heart, brain, bones...... Only when all these organs are dissected, placed on the dissecting table, and completely separated from the other organs, can the dissection be considered 'complete'!
Dandy boasted for three minutes that if he hadn't lied, he would have known everything about the anatomy of the human body, and that his anatomical prowess was worthy of the word 'expert authority'!
Jiang Nan smiled and observed Dandy's dissection technique for a while, and suddenly asked, "Old man, if my dissection speed is even slower than yours, I will naturally leave, but ...... What if you're slower than me?"
Dandy was stunned and snorted: "If I am slower than you, no matter where I am in the future, no matter what occasion, I will call you 'Teacher'!"
Jiang Nan smiled with satisfaction, and then he walked over to the other corpse and slowly stretched out his staff......
Click, the cane is broken, and inside is a set of ingenious dissecting tools!
"God, this is ......"
The experts were dumbfounded, and even a few of them showed greedy looks, for an anatomical expert, this cane is simply priceless!
"Old gentlemen, although the person who gave me this cane said that it was made of extraterrestrial meteorites and contained seventy-two kinds of dissecting tools, which is really wonderful, please forget it for a moment, because...... I'm about to start dissection!"
Jiang Nan attracted everyone's attention, and looked at Dandy with a smile, "This old gentleman said that it only takes him three minutes to dissect a corpse, which is very good, and I am very happy as his mentor, but ...... It only takes me twenty-seven seconds to dissect a corpse!"
Twenty-seven seconds to decompose a corpse!?
The experts were in an uproar, "Ridiculous, this is absolutely impossible!"
"Do you think it's ridiculous, don't you think it's impossible? But what I'm saying is that just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't exist!"
Suddenly, Jiang Nan flicked his cane, and a small and sharp scalpel jumped into his palm, spinning and stabbing into the corpse's throat!
"Old gentlemen, how much do you know about China's historical anecdotes, have you ever heard a story called 'Ku Ding Jie Niu'?"
Jiang Nan was dissecting and staring at many experts and authorities at the same time, and suddenly said something that seemed to be inconsequential.
An expert muttered: "There is a famous story, it is said that Mr. Ku Ding can decompose a scalper in tens of seconds. ”
"If the 'Ku Ding Jie Niu' is used to dissect the human body, can it be possible to decompose a corpse in 27 seconds?"
The expert was stunned, "Could it be...... Will you know how to solve the cow?!"
Jiang Nan smiled but didn't answer, "Ask another question, have you ever heard of the 'chain knife'?"
"Nonsense! Chain knife is the fastest dissection technique in Western medical anatomy, of course we have heard of it, but the skill of chain knife has long been lost!"
"Who said it was lost?" Jiang Nan suddenly raised his voice!
"I will do the Eastern method of solving the cow! I will also use the technique of the chain knife in the West! And after fusing these two techniques, I also have my own set of scalpel methods!"
"I call this knife the 'Inch Gold Knife!'"
"Chinese said, every inch of time is gold...... The meaning of the knife is that I always save time when I dissect corpses......"
"No, it's like this!"
Jiang Nan threw away the scalpel and pointed to the corpse with a smile, and the experts suddenly discovered that the corpse in front of Jiang Nan was ...... It's been dissected!
Decompose a corpse in twenty-seven seconds!
Almost at the same time, Dandy finished dissecting......
Then he had a blank face, yes, he and Jiang Nan finished dissecting at the same time, but Jiang Nan didn't start the autopsy until he let him go for two minutes and thirty-three seconds, and Jiang Nan was dissecting and staring at the experts while talking, and he didn't even look at the corpse under the knife, how much time should this be wasted!?
Decompose a corpse in twenty-seven seconds!
This shows that Jiangnan's understanding of the structure of the human body has stood at the pinnacle of human medicine, and he definitely has the strength to teach any expert authority!
"Well...... Teacher!" Dandy said with difficulty what he was called in the bet.
Jiang Nan came to the bottom of the podium, "Old man, I can't afford to be called a teacher, human anatomy is a broad and profound discipline, just competing for anatomy speed, it doesn't mean that you are inferior to me." In the future, please use your experience to help me complete this semester's course, okay? As for our bet...... Just take it as a joke!"
The experts burst into thunderous applause, what a humble young man! Winning over others, and bowing to others to save enough face, what else can this kind of mentor blame for!?
Dandy......
Jiang Nan glanced at Dandy, who was red-eared, and smiled in his heart, Mr. Foil, thank you!" "Now, who else doubts my ability, and who else...... Want to remove me as a mentor?"
There was silence in the classroom.
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In the evening, the sky is covered with goose feathers and snow, covering this city known for its romance.
In Paris, with its temperate maritime climate, snow is rare, and even less so goose feathers, so the vehicles on the road are not prepared and drive cautiously for fear of hitting pedestrians on the side of the road.
Jiang Nan had finished his day's lessons, carrying his cane and standing in front of a coffee house.
At this time, he completely lost the spirit of the class, but was cramped and uneasy, at a loss, like a young and shy big boy!
Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and Jiangnan is no exception, and in his twenty-six years of life experience, there has always been a huge regret in his heart......
He is a normal man, he longs for love, longs for a girlfriend like a bird.
But......
In the past twenty-six years, Jiang Nan has confessed to eight women eight times, and has been rejected eight times in a row!
A twenty-six-year-old medical professor, a handsome young man with an annual salary of hundreds of thousands, can't even find a girlfriend, does anyone believe this?
Jiang Nan didn't want to believe it, but in fact, not only did he not have a girlfriend, but he was also a virgin!
In order to say goodbye to being single, Jiang Nan just made a phone call and asked a beautiful woman to meet in a coffee house: he was thinking about it, just when he was dating, he confessed to the woman and gave it a try.
I hope this ninth confession can make me say goodbye to being single!
The sky was snowing, and Gangnam pushed open the door of the coffee house.
The room was quiet, and seven or eight couples were sitting opposite each other and whispering at the coffee table, but every now and then, the men would look at a coffee table facing the window.
There was a beautiful and fashionable woman sitting there, and with her every move, she took away the luster of all the women in the house!
She is Jiangnan's confession object.
As soon as she saw Jiang Nan coming in, the woman got up and greeted her cordially, "Jiang Nan, long time no see." ”
"Don't say anything, don't ask, I asked you out just to ask you a question - you, will you be my girlfriend?"
Jiang Nan took a deep breath and said with his eyes closed.
The woman was stunned, "This ......?"
Jiang Nan secretly opened his eyes and glanced at the woman, and immediately closed his eyes again.
Time passed minute by minute, and finally, the woman smiled, "Sorry, I don't think we fit, we ...... Would you like to be a normal friend?"
Alas, he was rejected again! Jiangnan asked formulaically: "Why, am I not good enough?"
"No, you are good enough, in terms of appearance, you are impeccable, in terms of family background, your income is more than ten times that of mine, in terms of knowledge, ......"
"Then why are you still refusing me!?"
Jiang Nan's feelings were frustrated, and he couldn't hold that flawless smile anymore, interrupted the woman angrily, and stared straight at her!
The woman was stared at a little angrily, "Are you forcing me to tell the truth? Well, I'll tell you, because I can't just accept your profession!"
"My major?"
"Yes, your specialty, human anatomy!"
"I can't imagine what it would be like to accept an anatomist boyfriend - your hands, every day, you have to caress more than a dozen human corpses, dig out dozens of blood-stained hearts, and then, in the middle of the night, you still want to use those hands to caress my body?"
"I can't even imagine that you, a penchant for dissection, would have a collection of human organs at home, and every morning when I make soup for you in the kitchen, I have to think -- God, just a few feet below my feet, countless human organs are soaking in formalin, and still fresh ......."
"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited, but it's the truth - Jiangnan, it's your freedom to love dissection, but it only makes me feel disgusting and makes me want to have anything to do with you!
After the woman finished speaking, her cold eyes looked at Jiang Nan, without a trace of dodging!
After a while, Jiang Nan pushed the gold wire glasses and regained the smile that was called perfect, "I understand, goodbye!"
The voice was a little bitter......
The woman walked away without hesitation, but in a few seconds, she suddenly came back and smashed a few colorful bills to Jiangnan!
Jiang Nan frowned, and pushed the bill back with his cane, "What's the matter?
"No, I'm not afraid you won't be able to pay the bills, I'm just fulfilling my promise - I don't want to have anything to do with you, not even if I'm invited for a cup of coffee!"
After saying that, the woman did not hesitate to break into the ice and snow world outside, while Jiang Nan sat alone, accompanied by only an even more lonely dissecting cane......
This is the ninth time he has been rejected by a woman!
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Someone once joked that a man who learns anatomy is an unlucky guy who 'deserves to find a girlfriend'.
For Jiangnan, this is a truth......
In twenty-six years, he confessed eight times - nine times, excuse me, but was rejected by the women a full nine times!
Each time, the reason for the rejection he heard was strikingly similar, "Jiangnan, I'm sorry, I really can't accept your profession, that disgusting human anatomy!"
"Jiangnan, you're a disgusting bastard, don't try to beat my idea!"
"Please, let me go, there can be no love between us......"
Coming to the cold and biting street, Jiang Nan was still extremely unwilling, "Why, why is there no woman who can accept human anatomy, why, why is there no woman who will fall in love with me who learns anatomy!?"
It's not that he didn't think about giving up anatomy in exchange for a perfect love...... But would he have been willing? If he hadn't had a love of anatomy in his heart, would he have been where he is today?
Autopsy, corpse, these two things he can't give up, he can't cut them off!
Even in the face of a glamorous woman who is peerless!
Jiang Nan thought distraughtly......
Suddenly, there was a shrill whistle behind me!
When I turned around, it turned out to be a speeding sports car that lost control on the ice and snow road, through the windshield, the driver's face was full of panic, thinking that she had reminded Jiang Nan for a long time, but Jiang Nan was absent-minded and didn't notice it.
Jiang Nan watched himself being thrown into the air, and before he died, he felt a sense of unwillingness in his heart!
"After more than 20 years of painstaking dissection, I can now describe the function of every muscle in the human body, decompose a corpse in 27 seconds, and even assemble a bunch of scattered organs into a complete human body in three minutes...... Yes, these abilities have made me famous, and I have been hailed as a prodigy in the field of anatomy, and the first person to study the structure of the human body!
Jiang Nan's body smashed on the cold road, and at the last moment of his life, he pushed the gold wire glasses with his cane, found a very graceful death posture, and then ...... He smiled self-deprecatingly.
"Okay, okay, what's the use of decomposing a corpse in twenty-seven seconds? I'm a fucking unlucky guy who deserves to find a girlfriend!"
Jiang Nan slowly closed his eyes, so he didn't see it, just at the moment of his death......
His clenched cane is gone!;