2 The best grandma in the text 2
Not long after lying down, Chasing Moon heard the sound of the door "creaking" open, followed by footsteps, and then the footsteps stopped in front of her bed, and the little rabbit cub should be observing whether she is really asleep.
He Zhengyang called softly: "Grandma? ”
Chasing the moon didn't squeak, He Zhengyang called a few more times, and when he saw that his grandmother didn't respond, he breathed a sigh of relief, and tiptoed through his grandmother's clothes hanging on the wall.
Chasing Moon quietly opened her eyes, and saw the stinky boy dog take out a bunch of keys from her clothes pocket.
He Zhengyang cautiously got on the kang, avoiding Chasing the Moon and his sleeping cousin to open the cabinet of the kang head, inserted the key into the lock hole, and opened it with a click.
He Zhengyang was so frightened that he hurriedly looked back, and saw that his grandmother was still asleep, so he turned around and lifted the lid of the cabinet, and after rummaging for a long time without yielding, he was so anxious that he was sweating.
He muttered in a low voice: "Why is it gone, I remember that the box where my grandmother hid the money was at the bottom ......"
Chasing Moon got up and got behind the stinky boy and slapped the other party's shoulder.
"Good grandson, what are you looking for? Why don't you tell grandma, grandma will help you find it? ”
He Zhengyang froze, feeling that the hand on his shoulder was like an iron sand palm, and half of his shoulder was numb, but he didn't care about the problem of whether his shoulder was numb or not, and there were only two words in his heart: It's over!!
After a long while, He Zhengyang slowly turned around, the sweat on his forehead slipped to his neck, and he couldn't wipe it, and said with a stiff smile: "Grandma, I ...... I just came to see, no, nothing to look for. ”
Chasing the moon doesn't hit one place, and when he raised his hand, he wanted to shave the other party's ear, and the 666 system reminded him in a timely manner: "Host, don't forget your personality, the other party is your favorite grandson, you can't fight!" ”
Chasing the moon didn't stop, he slapped the past, and at the same time returned to the system in his heart: "In the original plot, the original body was able to go to the educated youth for this money, which shows that she has a bottom line for her grandson, and this money is the bottom line, and the eldest grandson has now moved the bottom line of the original body, and it is not impossible to slap him." ”
I don't know how the 666 system is calculated, anyway, after chasing the moon and hearing a burst of sizzling current, the system is silent.
"Grandma, you actually beat me?" He Zhengyang covered his face and stared at Chasing Moon in disbelief.
Chasing Yue withdrew his hand and made a wooden face, "What's wrong with beating you?" You should fight, you rabbit cub is really good, you stole it from grandma for that Gao Xiaotian. ”
"I didn't, grandma, don't slander me, and don't ruin Comrade Gao's reputation."
"None? So what were you doing just rummaging through the cabinets? You just think about her reputation, have you ever thought that if you steal that money, it is equivalent to taking my wife's life? ”
"Grandma, I really didn't steal money, I just ...... I just want to rummage through my grandmother's cabinet to see if there's anything delicious. ”
Chasing the moon: "......" really wants to beat someone, if the soldiers under her command dare to open their eyes and tell nonsense, she would have beaten them a long time ago.
666 system: "......" This is the third world, and the host is like looking at the of the recruits, and it still hasn't changed, it's really tiring!
But this is the host he has chosen, 666 has to be patient even if he is tired, and reminded: "Just slap it, if I hit it again, I will have to sentence the host to collapse, and I will be punished by 100,000 volts of electric shock soul, the kind of pain the host has tasted, the host doesn't want to try again, right!" Also, host, you have to react according to the old lady's personality. ”
Chasing Yue pinched her fingers, recalling the original body's style, and found a long list of swear words with a headache, as a former member of the special forces, she has received all kinds of training and has a lot of skills, but she really can't scold such ugly words.
The 666 system said: "There will be a lot of this situation in the future, the host you have to learn to face it, I believe you can do it." ”
Chasing Yue took a deep breath and yelled: "You fart, you kid was brought up by me, I know what kind of shit you pull on your ass, steal money, steal money, and don't dare to admit it, coward, fortunately, your grandmother and I have foresight, I'm afraid that you will steal from me, so I found a safe place to hide the money early, otherwise it's hard to say where the money is now, why did my old He family have such a big injustice as you, it's really unfortunate for the family, it's unfortunate for the family!" ”
At the end, Chasing Moon sat on the kang and patted her thighs and cried, but her face was wooden, and she still didn't cry, which looked a little funny.
He Zhengyang was about to say, grandma, you don't pretend to be like it at all, you didn't shed tears, so you looked at the moon chasing the moon.
Chasing the moon asked the 666 system in his heart: "System, what is he looking at me like this?" Am I not acting realistically enough? ”
"Host, can you put some emotion into it when you cry? Don't say that your eldest grandson thinks it's weird, I also feel awkward, okay? ”
Chasing the moon frowned and said: "It's just a little money, you can't make it like the previous world to rely on imagining mission failures to find feelings, right?" ”
The face of the 666 system was also wooden, and he said seriously: "In this era, materials are in short supply, and that money can buy a lot of things, for the original body, being stolen may be similar to the feeling of failing your mission!" ”
Chasing the Moon: "......"
"Ah, why is my wife's life so bitter, the old man is gone early, I thought that the child should have a good life when he is older, but I didn't expect such a grandson who eats inside and outside the stall, Gao Xiaotian, who is killed, actually pleaded with my grandson to steal money, no, I want to tell her evil deeds to the villagers, so that no child can be picked up by her to steal things from the house like my family."
When the words fell, Chasing the Moon was afraid that the eldest grandson would see the flaws, so he turned over and got off the kang with a grunt, and went out with his shoes neatly, and He Zhengyang was stunned for a while, until the Moon Chaser had already arrived in the yard, he didn't react.
"Big brother, what is grandma doing?" It was the little cousin who was woken up who spoke.
He Zhengyang didn't care about taking care of his little cousin, so he followed the kang and pulled on his shoes and chased out, "Grandma, don't, it's none of Xiaotian's business, don't go ......"
It's a pity that Chasing the Moon didn't hear it, and walked fast.
The day was already hot, and when He Zhengyang chased him to the educated youth center, he was already sweating profusely, and his grandmother's sleeves were rolled high, and she was banging on the door of the educated youth center.
"Gao Xiaotian, you shameless ...... Slut, you actually picked up my grandson for stealing money, hurry up and give me an explanation, or I will go to the commune to report you! ”
I've worn the best twice before chasing the moon, but it's the first time I've dressed as the best old lady, and I'm a little stumbling when I swear people.
Gao Xiaotian knew that He Zhengyang was going to take money from home to her, and was waiting at the educated youth center, thinking about how to spend it after getting the money, when she heard the sound of banging on the door outside, accompanied by ugly scolding.
Listening to those words, she sighed in her heart, don't He Zhengyang be found out with the family's money!