Afternoon lecture hall: Taoist open class

"The microscopic tree is uncertain, and the small seams are not mysterious. The world does not observe, but everywhere is safe. ”

He also said, "Cultivating immortals is also an objective science, and only the conclusion of the experiment changes to the observer."

This is metaphysics, not science. ”

Professor Hongren of Zen Physics, after explaining the "Twin Ancestors Interference Experiment", lowered his head and sipped the tea.

The bald boss in the audience looked at the unmoved students and hated them.

"Professor Hongren is here to pass on the mantle, if you have any questions, please ask."

If Professor Hongren points out the wisdom root, he can directly rise to the top.

Xia Chunqiu looked at the group of people next to him who buried their heads and pretended to meditate, and yawned again.

After all, last night's thoughts were like springs, and I didn't stop it for a while, and stayed up all night.

According to Zhang Qingyang's inquiry, his parents' research could have a serious impact on the Rust Group.

If that's the case, Xia Chunqiu doesn't mind using publicly available data to try to reproduce that project.

Moreover, he seems to have found something familiar in the existing public information, such as Attribute: Null?

And he found that this may be related to his previous topic: swarm deformation, which has many similarities, but these have not yet achieved concrete results, so I will not talk about them for the time being.

At this time, Xia Chunqiu, who had been secretly stunned for a while, looked at the bald boss who was just a waste of effort after all.

shook his head helplessly, even he, a traverser, now knows that those who can sit in the school of the Eight Classics have nothing to do with cultivating immortals.

Broadcast gymnastics for a total of nine years in elementary school and junior high school is about physical fitness.

According to the news from Elder Bodhidharma, it depends on whether you have a spiritual root.

I haven't succeeded in building a foundation for nine years, and I basically broke off the idea of cultivating immortals.

What? You say you don't know, you didn't do it seriously. I'm sorry, just with your heart, it's not suitable for cultivating immortals.

Looking at the gradual coldness caused by these "Muggles", the bald boss is like an ant on fire.

How he wished that someone would make it to the standout. This is an elite trainer!

At this time, he saw Xia Chunqiu, who was shaking his head, and he could only use a dead horse as a live horse doctor to see if this "loach" could stimulate this group of lifeless "weak tench".

"Xia Chunqiu, haven't you always been interested in cultivating immortals? Go ahead and ask for yourself! ”

This frightened Xia Chunqiu.

Old bald! You know that I am now having an affair with Buddhism, and you still let me wade into this troubled water! If something really happens, Abbot Jenny Turtle won't be able to pull out my skin!

But at this moment, he was a student, so naturally he couldn't disobey the teacher's order, so he had to stand up hard, think for a moment and ask,

"Professor Hongnin, can cultivating immortals live forever?"

Professor Hongnin didn't care about this somewhat acute question, but just brushed his well-maintained white beard.

"If you cultivate immortals, you will reach the state of Schrödinger. However, life and death are superimposed, and if you want to live forever, it is really like a pillar in the wall, and it is difficult and difficult.

It is also necessary to learn the method of high mathematics and learn the way of probability.

Natural disasters and man-made disasters can make you disappear.

Car crashes, flooding, insect bites, all of them are a catastrophe.

Even if there is only a 1 in 100,000 probability of all kinds of disasters in 100 years, if they live a long life, they are all 100 percent.

Moreover, those who cultivate immortals also have to bear three calamities, nine tribulations, and ten tribulations.

Of these 84,000 killing machines, you can dodge one, but you can't dodge ten thousand!

The pitching is all old traces, life and death are illusory, and Qi Peng's death is vain. ”

Xia Chunqiu pondered for a moment, and then asked:

"Bayes' theorem, can it be broken?"

Who expected Professor Hongren to hear the long laugh three times,

"Good apprentice, come here."

When the bald boss saw this posture, he suddenly felt bad.

I thought it was a lucky little loach, but who would have thought it was a ferocious megalodon!

"Ah, this, Professor Hongshinobi, listen to me, this may be a misunderstanding~"

…………

Professor Hongren snorted angrily at the sword, shook off the bald boss who wanted to support him, and snorted coldly.

Thinking back to Xia Chunqiu's appearance, demeanor, and knowledge, it is really pleasing, thinking that he has a beautiful life, and there is no disciple under the knees of the elders, and now he has surrendered his identity to give lectures in person, and it is not easy to find a satisfactory one, but he has already had a door, and he is really unwilling.

But thinking of the old pink monster again, he could only walk out of the lecture hall angrily.

With a pinch of the sword trick in his hand, the shield sword monster flew out directly from the sword box behind it, and the sword flew away, regardless of the speeding ticket that was going to be sent to the dojo later.

Seeing Professor Hongren disappear into the sky, the bald boss who had been groveling for a long time gritted his teeth and looked back at the smiling Xia Chunqiu.

"Look at the good things you've done!"

What can Xia Chunqiu say, he can only spread his hands helplessly, obviously you asked me to go up, so I will ask casually!

But at this moment, the whole city suddenly sounded the air defense alarm!

Piercing sirens streaked across the sky.

The bald boss immediately pulled Xia Chunqiu, who was still standing in place, to find cover.

Six seconds later, the bald boss immediately roared at all the teachers and students who were still in the lecture hall:

"It's an earthquake! Everyone evacuates to the playground! ”

The year-round disaster drills have made the whole school respond very quickly.

Although everyone was restless, everything was in order.

After urgently settling Xia Chunqiu and the students, the bald boss spoke again,

"Stay where you are and don't move, trust the teacher, your Pokémon will not be in danger!

Don't mess with us teachers! ”

Before the students could reply, the bald boss fell into the shadows and disappeared.

It wasn't a crack caused by the earthquake, but a ghost that accompanied the bald boss.

Obviously, the two are ready to take advantage of ignoring the terrain to rescue those students who may have an accident.

At this time, Xia Chunqiu heard the classmates curled up next to him say:

"Doesn't it mean that any super-large human settlement has a bronze tripod above the Heavenly King level to suppress the earth?

Has any earthquake been greatly weakened, and why is there still an alarm? ”

Just when the classmates were talking.

There was a sharp hissing from the sky, and then a huge bolt of lightning began to spread from the ground to the sky.

The afterglow of the setting sun was completely obscured, and the raging lightning became the only master.

Just as everyone was looking up, they also noticed that a cloud suddenly flashed in the sky.

Then pull out a white line and cross the sky.

That direction is exactly the direction where Professor Hongnin left before!

Looking at Professor Hongren's completely lost position, the situation is obviously very serious, and it has exceeded the scope of natural disasters!

At this time, many students also took out their mobile phones, obviously wanting to see if there was any relevant news on the Internet.

But without waiting for the summer and spring searches, a headline appeared on all the front-page headlines.

"Super Ancient Pokémon, codename: Pulao, appears in Qincheng! 》

It has a short introduction to this type of Pokémon in the land of God.

"Pu Lao" appeared, accompanied by an abnormal celestial phenomenon "earth sound".

"Ground sound" originally refers to the abnormal roar formed by the seismic waves propagating in the air to form sound waves when an earthquake occurs.

However, Xia Chunqiu looked at the lightning raging in the distance, and now this "Ming" should be the "Ming" of lightning and thunder.

That loud voice, in the face of the raging lightning, was really inconspicuous.

At the same time, every time "Pulao" appears, it will bring a huge earthquake.

Obviously, this early warning is a warning for the appearance of "Pu Lao".

Just as Xia Chunqiu was thinking about his mobile phone, a strong tremor came at any time, and a few students who were still running on the playground instantly rolled into a ball.

The tremor was felt for nearly 30 seconds, but fortunately no one was injured.

When the first wave of the earthquake was over, the foster Pokémon teacher also led the many Pokémon from their shelter to meet with their trainers.

And Xia Chunqiu had been worried about the aftershocks, but they did not come.

Xia Chunqiu looked down at the mountain-like figure on his phone, and he only realized at this time that the secrets of the Shenzhou region had just been revealed.