44 Thin Horse is the best queen mother in the following text 3
Chasing the moon who watched this scene: "...... 666, what are they doing? Interesting to go around and around? ”
666 coughed, "Nonsense literature, you will understand it slowly." ”
"Don't take it slowly, I understand it now, commonly known as the number of water words, it doesn't make any sense."
666 system: "See through it, don't say it!" ”
Chasing the moon didn't take care of the 666 system anymore, and continued to look at the following developments.
The emperor is the male protagonist, although he is not in power now, but he still has the attribute of domineering, and he argued with Liu Yunshang for a while, and saw that she still refused to open the door, so he kicked the door open.
was so frightened that Liu Yunshang was excited, and then broke a fart.
Emperor: "......" Who am I? Where am I? Where's my thoughtful cloud? How could such a big fart collapse!
The emperor's current mood is like some strange men in later generations, seeing a super beauty, wow, the fairy descends to earth, and then pursues it with all his might, and finally touches the fairy and agrees to be with him, but one day, the fairy broke a fart in front of him!
The strange man was stunned, and the original ...... It turns out that fairies also fart?
Liu Yunsheng: "......" The whole person is cracked, why didn't the Queen Mother just pour her a bowl of poison? Poison her!
The two looked at each other, and the air seemed to be quiet......
However, poof, poof...... Several farts shattered the silence.
The emperor finally knew why Liu Yunshang was reluctant to see him, "You...... What exactly did those people feed you? "Why does the fart keep going?
Although the emperor didn't say all the words later, Liu Yunsheng heard it, and her tears couldn't hold back again, "I don't know, San Lang, that grandma gave me a bowl of black medicine, and it became like this." ”
She cried and wanted to throw herself into the emperor's arms as before, but she didn't want to be avoided by the emperor.
Liu Yunshang looked at him in disbelief, "San Lang, ...... you dislike me?"
The emperor also realized that he was wrong, and pulled the person into his arms before Liu Yunsheng finished speaking, "No, Shang'er, don't get me wrong, how can I dislike you?" I just didn't react. ”
Liu Yunshang was a little relieved at this time, "San Lang, you are so good to me, but I don't feel good about my stomach, and I don't know what to do." ”
The emperor touched her hair, "Xiang'er, don't be afraid, when I return to the palace, I will point out an imperial doctor to help you see you, and I will definitely find a solution." ”
"Well, I believe you, Saburo." This sound fell, accompanied by a "poof"
The emperor was so choked by the stench that he couldn't breathe, so he could only hold his breath, and after Liu Yunsheng broke two farts in a row, he couldn't stand it and got up to say goodbye.
Chasing Yue listened to Mama Su's report, and smiled and bent her eyes, "The mourning family doesn't believe it, that woman has been farting, and the emperor can still like it." ”
Why don't you use a crow's mouth to chase the moon?
Yes, when she came to the new world, the crow's beak was upgraded again, two days longer than the previous world, but it was only three days in total, and the cursed person had to be someone she had seen.
As the queen mother, it is impossible for Chasing the Moon to curse Liu Yunsheng and surrender her identity to go to Caiyi Alley to see her, even if she sees the other party, it will only be three days with a crow's mouth, and it is impossible for the emperor to stay by Liu Yunsheng's side for three days, disgusting to the dog emperor, why waste energy to design this, a bowl of medicine to save trouble.
"Niangniang, you have a brilliant idea, that Liu thought she was going to die, and she was ready to die, but she didn't expect it to be just a fart, not to mention how funny her expression was at that time." Mama Su thought of Liu Yunsheng's stunned expression at that time, and said with a smile.
"It's funny, indeed."
While the two were talking, someone came to report, "Niangniang, the emperor has returned to the palace and has gone to the hospital." ”
Chasing the moon waved his hand, "Got it, let's go down." ”
Mama Su smiled and said, "Fortunately, Niangniang had the foresight to give her a fart medicine without an antidote." ”
In the Tai Hospital, after hearing that there was no antidote, the emperor was furious, and immediately ordered the four imperial doctors to go out of the palace to see Liu Yunsheng.
Xiao Fuzi, who came with him, heard the words and quietly reminded: "Your Majesty, if you let the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother know, it will definitely be troublesome, and if it reaches the ears of those adults in the previous dynasty, Miss Liu will have no hope of entering the palace to accompany Your Majesty." ”
The emperor took a few deep breaths, and finally waved his hand, and instead of assigning the four most qualified imperial doctors, he ordered a young imperial doctor to go to Caiyi Alley.
The 666 system specially showed the face of the young imperial doctor to Chasing the Moon.
Chasing Yue hesitated: "This imperial doctor won't be a male partner who cares about the heroine." ”
The 666 system was pleasantly surprised: "Host, it's grown a lot, and I even guessed this." ”
Chasing Yue twitched the corner of her mouth, "There are not ten but seven of the concubine biography you showed me, the routines are almost the same, each heroine has at least one or two infatuated male partners around her, either the imperial doctor or the prince, or the minister, anyway, the emperor's woman is incense, it seems that if you don't worry about it, you don't deserve to have a handsome face." ”
666: "...... host, are you complaining so much about being scolded?"
The young imperial doctor's name was Zhou Feiyu, and he was sent out to see a woman with a low status, and he was reluctant, but when he saw a veiled, graceful and slender Chu man with a fragrant breeze walking towards him, he felt that his heart jumped with Lu.
Even if the other party was veiled, only from those soft eyes that looked forward to life, Zhou Feiyu could imagine how beautiful the other party was, and he could suddenly understand why His Majesty had to let a thin horse enter the palace.
If it was such a posture, he would be willing, but unfortunately, the meeting was too late.
Liu Yunshang was a little surprised when she saw that the imperial doctor was staring at her like this, "The little woman has seen an adult." ”
Liu Yunsheng's soft voice brought Zhou Feiyu back to his senses, and hurriedly avoided it, "Don't dare, girl, please sit down, let me take your pulse." ”
He took out the pulse pillow, saw Liu Yunsheng's slender wrist, and was a little distracted for a while, a maid took the handkerchief and covered it, Zhou Feiyu retracted his gaze embarrassedly, and put his hand on the pulse to check it.
Zhou Feiyu tried his best to control his hands not to tremble, and he heard a "poof", a super fart sounded, and the whole person cracked.
The goddess I just met actually let out such a big fart?
Liu Yunsheng's expression also cracked, and regardless of whether Zhou Feiyu diagnosed the pulse or not, he ran away with a red face, leaving only a fart smell mixed with the smell of incense powder, which made Imperial Doctor Zhou sneeze a few times!
He suddenly understood why the aroma was so strong just now, it turned out to cover the smell of fart.
Chasing Yue saw Zhou Feiyu's cracked expression from the system screen, and couldn't laugh, "This male partner will not be smoked back by the heroine's fart, no longer born for the heroine, no longer die for the heroine, no longer hit the wall for the heroine!" ”