Chapter 5: I Beat Up the Devil
Li Guo smiled, shook his head and said, "Isn't it a little floating?" It's very floating! β
Speaking.....
He also raised the bag in his hand, "I hold a briefcase in my hand, known as the first float in Suiding." β
"If I don't float, I'm sorry for the briefcase!"
Xuemei glared at Li Guo and said seriously.
"How can a man walk in the world without drinking? When the wine is drunk, he is afraid of being thrown by a knife. β
There was a bartender at the bar, who was immediately unhappy and protested.
"The owner..... Madame..... You two sprinkle dog food? Or is it looking for another location? Okay! β
Li Guo and Xuemei were embarrassed when they heard this, if there was no one around just now, they really didn't take into account the feelings of others.
But Li Guo is the boss, although he is guilty in his heart, he can't have the slightest guilt in his mouth.
"Less nonsense, more practical work?"
"Hurry up and get it!!"
"I'll go home when I'm done."
Because!!
The bar counter has not yet been billed, so Li Guo had to wait while swiping a small video to pass the time.
As a result, I watched several videos in a row, all telling the same thing.
It can be described as!!
The people's voices were loud and the people were indignant.
Li Guo has seen a lot of news, but he has never seen it, similar to this news in Tangshan.
"At the barbecue restaurant, if you can't get accosted, you will be annoyed and angry, and you will seriously injure people."
Fortunately!!
Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky.
Jesus was tied to the cross, admired and worshipped by all people, and these people were tied to the cross, and they were only exposed to the sun and rain, and the stench was left for ten thousand years......
Thinking of the picture of a group of big men bullying a few weak women, Li Guo couldn't help but cross the screen to heroically save the beauty and eliminate harm for the people.
Xuemei sneered, rare and weird, I can't see that you are in your forties, and you are still an angry youth.
If, you know, a public official instigated the police to beat people to death in a bar, wouldn't he be even more angry that one Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven?
"Is there such a thing?"
Li Guo looked angry, and Xuemei glanced at him, "Lonely? β
Li Guo looked embarrassed: "Such a big deal! Didn't see the news either? β
Xuemei was triumphant: "Say you don't understand? Cats drill stove holes! β
"What do you mean?"
Li Guo was puzzled, Xuemei was confident, "Don't have someone on it?" Pressed down! β
"I see!"
Li Guo suddenly realized that there must be an inside story, and if this matter is exposed, it will be no less than dropping a bombshell on Suiding Mansion.
Xuemei sneered and said: "We, little people, don't meddle in our affairs, lest people sit at home and disaster will come from heaven." β
Li Guo was silent for a while, and sighed, "The deceased, is he really unjustly dead?" β
"Well, how wronged?"
Xuemei said disdainfully: "There must be a cause and an effect, everything is to blame." β
Li Guo sighed, "How can you see it?" β
Xuemei smiled faintly, "People are watching the sky, if they don't die, they won't die?" β
"These people don't know what to think, the world is full of women? Why? I just like the barmaid ......"
Li Guo quipped: "Bar girl! Understand life! Moody....."
"The key is that you can return the goods at any time when you are unhappy, but there is only one wife, not to mention the trouble of returning, and the procedures are still very cumbersome......"
Before the words fell, Li Guo felt a strange mood swing, and at the same time, an early warning came from the system.
γDing! The heroine has mood swings and asks the host to reorganize the language. γ
γDing! The ghost is dispatched, the alarm is triggered, the GG entertainment management system has been activated, and the target strength is judged: primary ghost, the host survival rate is 100%]
Hahaha.
Li Guo came to the spirit in an instant.
Stomp and tread.
In the stairwell, there was the sound of leather shoes knocking on the floor, and the steps of the people who came were sometimes heavy, sometimes vain, and they knew that it was a little prince who operated as fiercely as a tiger and only needed two seconds and five seconds to do things.
Older? Or is it young?
Li Guo, it is unknown.
However, he soon learned that it was a young man in his thirties.
As soon as the young man stepped through the door, he teleported and moved to Xuemei.
It's just that as the man came in, an inexplicable chill invaded, and the surrounding atmosphere was slightly gloomy.
This man has a labor reform hairstyle, a large gold chain hanging from his neck, a BOY T-shirt on the top, white shorts on the bottom, and a Hermes belt around the waist.
Li Guo couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, "Are you special?" This dress, the yang world is on the blacklist, do you still have to wear it to the underworld to show off. β
Boy!!
Proper people see people smoking, and ghosts see ghosts beating.
The young man was surprised, "Am I a ghost?" You're not afraid of me! β
Followed by!!
I heard someone answer in unison.
"Cut!"
The young man looked confused, he didn't dare to write the script like this, and carefully observed a few people, except for a barman hiding under the bar, shivering.
The other man and woman, talking and laughing, didn't take him seriously at all.
"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon?"
At this moment, Li Guo cast a playful look at him, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was even more insidious and weird than him.
And Xuemei didn't even look at him: "Boy! You are, a few days ago, you were fighting for a woman in a bar, you didn't win, and you were beaten to death? β
"If you go out like this, my mother wants to beat you to death again......"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
The male ghost's expression froze instantly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly said angrily: "Rampant, a kind of try?" β
"Just try?"
Before the words fell, Li Guo was an arrow step, rushed over, and raised his hand to slap him.
Syllable!!
The ghost qi on the ghost's body was immediately dispersed by two or three out of ten.
Immediately afterward, he stumbled and flew three meters away, but fortunately did not break anything.
Seeing this, Li Guo's heart was immediately relieved, to be honest, he was really afraid of being happy for a while and breaking things.
The main thing is, who to pay for the broken things? Second brother of the ghost!?
Can he afford it?
Don't look at him dressed like a dog, he just died, and it is estimated that he didn't get a few dark coins, so he is a poor ghost.
But seeing that there were no worries, Li Guo did not hesitate, and made a move when it was time to make a move, and roared.
It's just that in an instant, Sen Sen's ghost is angry, and he goes seven or eight times out of ten.
Boom Boom.
It hurts so much that this ghost is crying, and he is being bullied alive? I'm still being bullied when I'm dead!
He is not aggrieved? Who is wronged!
A few days ago, I didn't go to the bar for a drink, and I drank my life.
I thought that after becoming a ghost, I became a ghost, but it turned out that there was still no ghost at all.
Just now, passing by here, I heard people talking about my own affairs, and I thought that someone was going to avenge his grievances, so I walked up to take a look.
As a result, the other party didn't shake off himself, and directly treated him as a ball of air.
Planned!!
The plan to book a few young ladies in this flower field also fell through.
Bring your own dry food, and you are not afraid of causing trouble and disturbing the underworld.
It's a pity!!
Before he could get angry and angry, he was beaten to suspicion.
At this time, he wanted to escape, but he couldn't, in front of this man, he seemed extremely small and powerless.
Alarm!
Don't be kidding, he is not a human at all, and the police Shu Huang can't administer justice for him.
In desperation!
This ghost can only admit cowardice and beg for mercy, but there is resentment and fear in his expression.
When Li Guo saw his expression, he was immediately unhappy, and raised his hand to slap again.
The ghost's original illusory ghost aura suddenly disappeared, leaving a sentence, "Lao Tzu is so wronged.... is more wronged than Dou E. β
It turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared into heaven and earth.