Chapter 9: I Was Treated Like a Chinese Cabbage by the Pig Demon

Wang Shaoxiong suddenly felt a piece of prairie on his head, and then a lingering picture appeared in his mind.

"Blue sky, clear lake, ay...... Green grassland, this is my home, hey..... Galloping horses, white sheep, hey..... And your girl, this is my home, hey....."

He knew that the two were joking, but in order to defend the dignity of a man, he had to stand up and save his face.

"Boss Li! My surname is Wang, and I am the king who told me to go to the mountains, not the king of bastards...... Apologize! You have to apologize to me for what you just said and did? Otherwise, it's not over! ”

Li Guo's heart chuckled, he is a bear, the king of the king, and the king of bastards, what is the difference, they are all three horizontal and one vertical! Good no good?

Apologize! I'll tell you a yarn.

In an instant, the atmosphere of the scene was full of mountains and rains, and black clouds were about to destroy the city.

Bingyu felt that his owner was on the verge of going berserk, and he was afraid that the two would fight and hurt his brother's harmony, so he hurriedly made peace.

"Mr. Wang, it's all a joke, don't take it seriously."

"That's right! Right! Right! ”

"Just kidding, why take it seriously."

Xia Kaifeng also took the lead, helping on the side and persuading Wang Shaoxiong.

"The sea is inclusive, tolerance is great, angry for big things, big minded, angry for small things, small minds, angry liver, angry lungs ......"

Li Guo didn't want to explain, as the so-called: the clear is self-purifying, and the turbid is self-turbid, if he Wang Shaoxiong is really a few jokes, and turns his face and doesn't recognize people.

Then there is no need for him to call him a brother and a brother in the future, and it is impossible to have any contact with him.

Under the persuasion of Bingyu and Xia Kaifeng, the resentment in Wang Shaoxiong's chest slowly faded, and finally Yunkai saw the moon.

He also felt that it was indeed a very stupid act to turn against his brother for the sake of a joke.

β€œI'msorry”

"Boss Li, I apologize for my recklessness just now! Is it because my pattern hasn't opened? Please forgive me! ”

As the saying goes, don't stretch out your hand and don't hit a smiling person, Wang Shaoxiong has such a high profile, Li Guo can't hold it up, others respect him for a foot, and he will return it.

"Ahem, ahem."

"It's a trifle!"

Li Guo cleared his throat, waved his hand, and then said seriously: "The sea is inclusive, and there is tolerance...... You know I like the big ones, but I don't care about the small ones. ”

Wang Shaoxiong couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, he knew that Li Guo was ridiculing him, but it was an indisputable fact that his wife was a little small.

Xia Kaifeng glanced at Li Guo, thoughtfully, I like the big one, the old lady is big, it is guaranteed to be so big that it is invisible, and if it falls, it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days.

Moment...

A war that disappears into the invisible.

But with the end of one war, another battle began to start again.

Fortunately, although the battle was full of artillery fire, there was no gunsmoke.

This battle, without gunsmoke, lasted until eight o'clock in the evening, and everyone was still unfinished and drew an end.

Taking stock of the battle situation, known as the nine-headed bird in the sky, the ice and rain of the underground Hubei Yankee won the championship, and since then he has walked to the peak of his life, and he is alone and defeated.

The runner-up is the youngest son of the landlord's family, and Wang Shaoxiong even blew up a card out of three bombs, playing to the limit, surpassing the undergraduate level.

Third runner-up, Li Guo. Although the card skills have been promoted from the first level of junior high school to the third level of junior high school, it is still famous in Sun Shan, and he can't do Bingyu and Wang Shaoxiong above the junior high school.

As soon as the camera changes, the scene changes.

Thirty minutes later, after a few people finished eating, they went to Wang Shaoxiong's bar flower field.

The distance is very close, only a few minutes, to the destination, familiar with the road.

"Drinking, giving flowers, watching performances....."

Although Li Guo is a flower field, he occasionally goes to other places to make cameo appearances, so he knows the rules and game rules better than those who play the flower field.

Yingying Yanyan looked around, soft fragrance and warm jade, all of which stimulated the secretion of his sexual glandular hormones, three cups and two lamps under his stomach, and he was suddenly arrogant.

At this time, although Li Guo's buttocks were bleeding pus, he still felt that there was a mine in his house and a bank at home.

As soon as I saw Li Guo's generosity in sending flowers, the beauties and handsome guys who came to toast were endless, and they were overcrowded for a while.

"Brother! Drink less? Do you have to accompany your sister to fight the two landlords in the evening? ”

Xia Kaifeng was blocking the wine for Li Guo, while holding his cheek ambiguously, exhaling like an orchid.

At the same time, raise your slender knees and rub them around, the scene is extremely beautiful.

Li Guo looked happy, "The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic." ”

Xia Kaifeng looked overjoyed, and said in a coquettish voice: "Pull the hook and hang yourself, and you will not be allowed to change for a hundred years." ”

"Okay, no problem."

So Li Guo hooked up with Xia Kaifeng, made a wish, and promised whoever changed the hexagram would be a puppy.

At about half past one in the morning, Xia Kaifeng finally got his wish and took Li Guo's arm, walked out of the bar, and went home from work.

"Brother! At this time, I feel that I am a happy little angel, and meeting you in the vast sea of people is the biggest harvest of my life. ”

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Li Guo thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "Girl! You were born graceful and luxurious, so why should you be ashamed of yourself. ”

Xia Kaifeng was stunned, why was she ashamed of herself if she was not careful, and asked suspiciously: "Brother! Why? ”

Li Guo said: "You just said that you were talking about? Is it true? ”

Xia Kaifeng said: "It's true! ”

Li said: "As the name suggests? Holy! Holy! A piece of falling from the sky, and you call yourself? Either they are ashamed of themselves, or they are vain. ”

Xia Kaifeng was speechless, "Mother! My first adult, what kind of logic is this, his brain circuits have all been transferred to the moon, and the earth is not online. ”

Li Guo looked at Xia Kaifeng and found that her eyes were shy, and she wanted to be angry.

"Girl! I know a little about the art of physiognomy, I see that your Yin Tang is black, I'm afraid that the disaster is coming, let's still go to different sides of the world, don't say goodbye? ”

The corners of Xia Kaifeng's mouth twitched, she finally caught a big fish, how could she easily let him go, after all, she had not absorbed the man's yang energy for three consecutive days, and if she didn't replenish her energy, she would change back to her original form.

When her true form is revealed, she is a pig, an extremely ugly sow!

Then!!

Who?? None of them are interested in a sow, except for Runtu, which she knows very well.

Moreover, it is very touching.

"Brother! You are my faith, since I saw you for the first time, I fell in love with you, I can't extricate myself, so to speak, you are my heart, my liver, three-quarters of my life......"

Saying that, Xia Kaifeng kissed Li Guo directly, and he didn't let go of the killing, for fear that one would let go and two worlds.

And Li Guo was not calm in an instant, he always felt that he was not kissing a beautiful woman, but his second senior brother and his sister who were humming and chirping.

Although Li Guo was very awkward in his heart, Xia Kaifeng was very affectionate, and forcibly pushed it away, which was a little unsatisfactory.

Demons are also divided into good demons and bad demons, as long as she hasn't done anything hurtful to heaven and reason, he doesn't mind, give her a chance and take her under D.

It's just that I didn't expect that the evening festival would not be guaranteed, and it was not arched into a cabbage, but was treated as a cabbage by others.

After a while, Li Guo suggested that he change the place, and Xia Kaifeng agreed.

After speaking, Xia Kaifeng led Li Guo through an alley, and when he walked into the alley, Li Guo immediately frowned, this alley was too dirty, full of garbage, and there seemed to be traces of animals arching in every corner.

He stopped and stared at Xia Kaifeng unhappily, "I'd better go back, right?" The environment of this place is so bad......"

It's almost time to reach the destination, how can Xia Kaifeng give up halfway, so he will be coquettish in every way, and when he arrives at my house, my sister will let you enjoy the emperor-like service.

Li Guo shook his head, "It's not rare! ”

Xia Kaifeng was anxious, "Brother! What do you have to do to fulfill the wish of the little sister. ”

Li Guo sighed, to tell the truth, the money that my brother sent tonight was all public funds, and there was still a big difference in the salary of employees tomorrow.

If you give me back my consumption tonight, I don't mind, do you this favor.

Xia Kaifeng's pretty face was dark, and he almost took a breath, but he didn't slow down, so he received a boxed lunch.