"! Her voice, I heard it all over my head, it was like the rhythm of a dead man not sinning. ”

Li Guo exclaimed sincerely, and then looked at Cai Cai again, and said seriously.

"Men are not bad, women are not loved."

Cai Cai's beautiful eyes are looking forward to it, and he laughs coquettishly, men don't spend, it's a pure fool.

Ahem!

Li Guo coughed dryly, "I can't see the young lady, it's still an old driver, the old driver will take me, I want to get on the highway......"

Caicai is very charming, charming eyes, flashing and flashing: "They are all foxes for thousands of years, why bother talking to me about fasting." ”

"That's not true."

After speaking.

Li Guo glanced at Cai Cai meaningfully.

Cai Cai smiled and asked Li Guo, "Why do you say this?" ”

Li Guo said lightly: "First, I am only in my forties, and I am far from a thousand-year-old fox?" ”

"Besides, I don't believe in ghosts and gods, and I don't talk about fasting."

"Even if I want to talk, I just want to talk to you about life."

"Talking about life? What do you mean? ”

Nana was puzzled.

Li Guo pouted: "When you talk about life, I am out of people, and you are out of body." ”

"Like playing cotton, half a pound of cotton is bounced into eight, two, eight, and old cotton is bounced into new cotton."

【"Ding! Congratulations to the host for earning 100 Mood Points! ”】

Nana's expression was embarrassed, and she squeezed out a sentence shyly, hateful! I'm not that kind of person?

Li Guo was very stunned, he was so familiar with this sentence, and he actually had a feeling of déjà vu.

Searching the intestines and scraping the belly.

Finally, on top of a meme, see a more complete version:

Stephen Chow talked about cooperation with the beauties, and took the lead in offering a trial price of 5 yuan to ask about the investment?

The beauty refused: "I'm not that kind of person!" ”

Stephen Chow raised the price and said: "50? ”

The beauty was angry and said, "What do you think of me!" ”

Stephen Chow saw that the beauty was angry, and continued to increase the price: "500? ”

The beauty immediately changed her attitude: "I'm your person tonight!" ”

Stephen Chow: "5000? ”

The beauty said: "No matter how many people you come!" ”

Stephen Chow: "50,000? ”

The beauty said: "It doesn't matter if you are here tonight or not!" ”

...........

At this time, if Caicai knew what Li Guo was thinking, she would definitely have the heart to strangle him.

Of course, although Li Guo was thinking like this in his heart, his face still did not change, and the wind was light.

After all, the first acquaintance.

Or to leave a perfect impression on each other.

Even if the days are different from now on.

If she's well, it's a sunny day!

Caicai saw that Li Guo was in a daze, and thought that her charm was not enough!

Not enough for the man in front of him to fall? So, he immediately adjusted his position and sat next to Li Guo.

"Mr. Li! Is it because you can't look down on the little girl? ”

"Nope!"

Hearing this, Li Guo hurriedly explained.

Nana snorted coldly, no! Then you still look like you're not going to give up?

Since I'm not your favorite, I'd better leave right away than wasting my time.

With that, she got up and wanted to leave.

Li Guo smiled faintly, in my life, I have walked the farthest road in my life, but I have never been able to get out of other people's routines.

Full of routines.

Nevertheless.

Li Guo is still willing.

Deter.

Remain.

This woman is full of routines.

Caicai seemed to have eaten Li Guo and plunged into his arms.

The birds are human.

One moment it was moving, and the other it was silent.

Li Guo sighed, this is really a grinding little goblin.

Less than an hour.

The lingering feeling is like a little couple in love.

Actually, these are all delusions.

If, someone is unfortunate enough to fall in love with this delusion, then?

Congratulations!

You are on the path of bankruptcy and abandonment of your wife and children.

Drifting away.

More than half an hour passed.

When it was time to eat, the two did not go out to eat, but ordered takeout and delivery in the teahouse.

Maybe the first impression of the dish is too good?

Li Guo, all afternoon, didn't earn a few emotional points on her body!

He couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

Sure enough, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass?

Beauty! Beauty.....

Not only will you affect the speed at which I can draw my gun, but you will also put me in a catastrophe.

An amorous gunman, not like a ruthless swordsman.

Gunslinger.

A man is a gun, a gun is a man, there is no gun in the hand, there is a gun in the heart.

The unity of man and gun is the pinnacle.

Swordsman.

A sword is a sword, and a man is a man.

The sword kills life, and people die because of the sword.

At this moment, Xuemei, who was playing mahjong in another teahouse, suddenly received a report call.

Meaning, Li Guo is in Taikoo Li, and a very beautiful young lady is hooking up with Jian.

Xuemei received this news, and just now, her good mood was diluted in an instant.

At this time, she didn't care, she couldn't figure out anything, twisted her small white GG satchel, left three card friends, and hurried away.

The other three, you look at me, I look at you, with a blank look.

Even, there are a few people who thought that Xuemei had won the money, deliberately tore a way and ran away.

However, at this time, it is not too early, it is not too late, and they are suddenly idle, and they are really not used to it.

Therefore, it is inevitable to complain.

All of a sudden.

can leave Li Guo speechless!

Lao Tzu eats a meal, and it doesn't make people quiet. In order not to affect the mood of having dinner with beautiful women?

Li Guo immediately turned off the GG entertainment management system, and even turned on the airplane mode on his mobile phone.

Unfortunately, he hasn't been happy for a few seconds?

Xuemei appeared in front of him according to the information provided by the whistleblower.

Li Guo was surprised for a while.

When he saw his wife's face, as if he was going to eat someone, he cautiously tried to explain?

Xuemei's face was cold, there is no need to explain, you still want to introduce me to this young lady next to you, who is she?

She deliberately put the young lady and said a word, which meant insulting the other party as a chicken.

Caicai is also an old Jianghu, how can you not hear Xuemei's extraneous voice.

Thereupon.

raised his eyebrows, deliberately stimulating Xuemei, "Husband, who is this lady?" She's so unqualified! ”

Li Guo sighed in his heart, are you special? The Lord is here, do you call it that way, do you think my life is too long?

Woooooooooooo

Xuemei suddenly said angrily, slut! Your husband is also called by you? You don't pee and look in the mirror, what kind of virtue are you.

Nana sneered at each other, what kind of virtue am I, and I am better than you, a shrew!

Xuemei said angrily: "Is there a kind of shrew to try again?" ”

The dishes are not false at all.

Because she is taller than Xuemei, if she fights, she thinks Xuemei can't do her!

Therefore, in the face of Xuemei's warning, she not only ignored it, but also shouted again arrogantly.

"Vixen ......"

Her voice completely angered Xuemei, and she slapped her backhand.

Syllable.

Unexpectedly, this Xuemei is still a master who really dares to make a move, and she almost didn't react.

To avoid an escalation?

Also in order to calm things down!

Li Guo immediately became a peacemaker.

Unexpectedly.

They immediately established an offensive and defensive alliance, unanimously outward, and sprinkled all their anger on Li Guo.

Li Guo instantly attracted all the firepower, the injustice in his heart? It's even more wronged than Dou E.

But in the face of these two aunts and grandmothers, his superb force value is useless.

So.

In the next second, he was sad.

Because, the two women each gave him a punch and hit him in the eye.

In an instant, the wise and martial Li Guo became a national treasure animal, the giant panda.

Before that, he made up pandas.

However, it was only a few hours, less than a day.

His retribution is coming?

Turned into a real panda.