Yanjing Tianluo Volume, Hanshan Academy Volume

Chapter 4: The Most Unscrupulous Master

"Hey, boy, do you want to go to Hanshan Academy to study?" Yan San walked down the street in a depressed mood, and a very obscene old man chased after him, at least, in Yan San's eyes, this old man was particularly obscene.

Red rosacea, gray hair, a pair of thief eyes are always on the side, as if he is a thief, and his face always has a smile that seems to be a smile but not a smile, as if he is smiling at the world. Of course, this kind of smile fell into Yan San's eyes, and it was a very obscene smile.

"Yes. Yan San didn't know the old man, but, seeing him ask like this, Yan San still nodded and said.

The old man smiled and said: "You have met the right person, and when you meet me, you are blessed with three lives, and your ancestors accumulate virtue." Speaking of this, the old man straightened his chest and pretended to be majestic, but his chest like ribs couldn't stand up.

The old man seemed to have noticed this, coughed dryly, and said, "Now, I solemnly announce to you that I, the teacher of Hanshan Academy, have taken a fancy to you, so I plan to accept you as a student. ”

"Really?" Yan San was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but squint at the old man, looking at the old man's surname, no matter what point he looked at, he didn't look like a teacher, but like a strange old man who was wandering around the street and tricking the little girl into eating lollipops.

"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of expression are you, I'm a fake teacher from Hanshan Academy, hey, hey, hey, I accept you as a student, that's the blessing of your three lives." Hey, hey, come and call the teacher!" said the old man, jumping to his feet and yelling.

Yan San waved his hand and said, "Old man, pull it down, are you trying to cheat me out of money." Hmph, I have 1,000 taels of gold to pay tuition, and I don't need you to accept students, I can also enter Hanshan College. Yan San didn't treat him as a teacher at all, and classified him as a weird old man who tricked children into eating lollipops.

"Who said I wanted your money. The old man's eyes widened, and he said, "Didn't listen to me, is it your blessing to worship me as a teacher? From now on, you worship me as a teacher, and you will be exempted from the tuition fee of 1,000 taels of gold." ”

"Really?" When Yan San heard this, he couldn't help but feel energetic, staring at the old man tightly, looking the old man up and down to see if he was lying, but Yan San couldn't see it.

"What is steamed and boiled, such as fake Bao Bao. The old man snorted dissatisfiedly and said.

Yan San was still suspicious, looked at the old man, and asked suspiciously: "Old man, don't you have any conditions? Or do you have a pedophile?" Brother can tell you that my brother has no interest in men, if you have any ideas, my brother will castrate you, so that you can't be a man in your life." ”

"Fuck your bullshit!" the old man glared at him with anger, and said, "You are a pedophile, you have had pedophilia all your life." ”

"Hey, hey, old man, just kidding, what are you doing so seriously, you don't have any sense of humor. Yan San saw that he was excited like this, and said with a smile.

"Stinky boy, dare to tease me, you can't see me kill you in the future. The old man glared and said, "If you don't come, if you don't come, you will be pulled down." However, if you want to come to Hanshan Academy, there is one condition, that is, you are responsible for cooking. ”

"Okay, no problem. Yan San agreed, not to mention cooking for the old man alone, that is, cooking for all the teachers of Hanshan Academy, he was willing, saving a thousand taels of gold, that was a big profit for him, and he would laugh when he dreamed.

"Hey, hey, that's pretty much the same, I just like Lisso. The old man puffed up his chest, raised his head, looked proud, beckoned to Yan San, and said, "Come, come, come, call the teacher first, and then worship the teacher." ”

Looking at his appearance, he wants to get over the addiction of being a teacher first.

"Hey, hey, I think it's more friendly for me to call you old man, the teacher is too different, I think, I still call you old man. Yan San said with a narrow smile.

The old man opened his bull's eyes wide, glared at Yan San, and finally, said stupidly: "Forget it, whatever you call it, count me as if I owe you this kid." If you have something, go back and pack it up quickly, and then report to Hanshan Academy. You go to the gate of the academy and say to the guards, you look for the old man Bai, and they will tell you how to go. ”

"Okay, I'll go back and clean up. Yan San suddenly came to his senses and said hurriedly.

The old man didn't say much to Yan San, he turned around and left, and Yan San was so excited that he turned around and left. However, Yan San did not go back to the Provincial Courtyard of Foreign Affairs first, but went straight to the suburbs to find Lu Xun.

Yan San rushed to Lu Xun's house, found Lu Xun inside, rushed in, greeted him and said, "Hi, old man Lu, have you missed my brother recently?" ”

When Lu Xun saw Yan San, he jumped up all of a sudden, glared at Yan San, and said, "Boy, where have you been running away recently, you can't see a corpse when you die, you can't see a shadow when you live, I thought you didn't have a whole corpse." ”

"Pull it down, a person like a cow brother will die? Hey, hey, I'm going to the soldier's house to cheat and eat and drink. Yan San said with a smile.

Seeing that Yan San was safe and sound, Lu Xun breathed a sigh of relief.

Yan San glanced at him and said, "Old man Lu, didn't you say that you would go to Hanshan Academy to get the "Miaoshui Thick Earth Record"?

Speaking of this, Lu Xun laughed dryly, coughed, and said: "Heh, heh, this, that thing, I originally stole it, but it was discovered by the old man of the dean's twilight, so I had to send it back." ”

"Your stealing skills are too inferior, I knew that you couldn't steal skills, and I didn't call me, we partnered to steal all the valuable things in Hanshan Academy. Yan San said narrowly: "No wonder your name is Lu Xun, and you are so inferior in everything." ”

"It's not that there's no chance. Lu Xun glared at him and said, "Old man Twilight is willing to bring the secret note, but Old Man Twilight said that it is okay to give the secret note, and you have to be his apprentice." Hey, hey, let me tell you, the old man has a habit of liking men, especially young students who are ten years old, he prefers them. ”

Lu Xun laughed secretly in his heart, Old man Twilight, don't blame me, I didn't mean to slander you.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't mess around, my brother is a young man who guards himself like jade, and my brother has no interest in men. Don't be so righteous and betray me. I'm telling you, no matter what conditions you promise the old man, it's none of my business, it's your own business. Yan San jumped up, wah, wow whoa.

Lu Xun said hesitantly: "Don't worry, I still have that bit of righteousness, so didn't I promise him?

"That's good, that's good. Yan San breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Old man Lu, don't worry, I'm going to Hanshan Academy to study, and when the time comes, the two of us will cooperate to find an opportunity to steal all the valuable things of the old ghost in Hanshan Academy." Grandma's, how dare you beat the idea of a handsome guy like Lao Tzu!"

"You're going to study at Hanshan Academy?" Lu Xun paused for a moment.

Yan San nodded, and said hehehe: "That's right, brother is going to Hanshan Academy to get a few peerless combat skills to learn, and in the future, he will definitely be able to become a great warrior who has never been seen before or after him." Brother is talented, unique, unmatched, finally, I got the favor of your old man Bai from Hanshan College and accepted me as a student. ”

Yan San was not shy to brag about himself, of course he wouldn't say the shameful thing of being free of tuition on the condition of cooking.

"Old man Bai!" Lu Xun's heart was shocked, Bai Wuchou, the patron saint of the academy! The old man who had been unknown in the Hanshan Academy was only known to a few high-level leaders! Thousands of years later, he finally accepted apprentices.

Lu Xun was surprised and delighted, and only a genius like Yan San could make a person like Bai Wuchou tempted and determined to accept disciples.

After Yan San boasted to himself, he felt unsteady in his heart, glanced at Lu Xun, and said, "Old man Lu, aren't you a teacher from Hanshan Academy?

"Yes, that's right, he's a very good teacher, and if you follow him, it's definitely right. Ruson nodded and said seriously.

Yan San breathed a sigh of relief, he believed that Lu Xun would not lie to himself, and said, "That's good." Old man Lu, I came this time to tell you, I'm going to study at the academy, and I won't have much time to see you in the future. ”

"Hey, no problem. Russon agreed.

"Alright, it's time for me to go. Yan San was also neat, and after finishing speaking, he walked out, and said as he walked: "Old man Lu, don't worry about me, don't think about my brother, my brother will mix well in Hanshan Academy, and he will soak all the beauties of Hanshan Academy in his hands, and squeeze out the wallets of all the sons and daughters of the second ancestors of Hanshan Academy." By the way, old man, my brother will find an opportunity to steal all the valuable things of the dean and the old ghost, and after stealing the "Miaoshui Thick Earth Record", we brothers will share it well. ”

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