Chapter 299: Crooked Poetry (Part II)

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Seeing her sister Wang Fu hurriedly fiddling with her mobile phone, Wang Xie silently disappeared in front of her sister, and helped her mother with Liu Qin'er.

Wang Fang watched her daughter and son play together, and she was also full of joy. His health is getting better and better, his daughter's career is thriving, and his son not only has a good career, but also marries a good daughter-in-law. There's nothing better than being a family together.

However, although there were a lot of thoughts in his mind, Wang Fang's hands did not panic at all, and even after Wang Xie, a person with grandmaster-level cooking skills, joined, Wang Fang felt that his cooking speed was much faster.

However, this warm scene did not last long before it was interrupted by Wang Fu.

Just when Wang Xie was handily handling a sea bass, Wang Fu came over at the right time and looked at Wang Xie with a flattering face: "That, brother, are you done?" ”

"Do!" Wang Xie inserted the knife directly into the eucalyptus board, and then looked back at Wang Fu: "What do you command?" ”

Wang Fu looked at the knife and then at Liu Qin'er, and then said to Wang Xie carefully: "I have a friend who is connecting with me, and she likes you very much, so I want to say something to you." ”

Although Wang Fu was asking Wang Xie. But his eyes were on Liu Qin'er, when he saw Liu Qin'er smiling and nodding, he didn't wait for Wang Xie to reply, and directly raised the mobile phone in front of Wang Xie: "Hurry up, take it yourself, my hands are sore!" ”

Looking at her sister who was instantly arrogant, Wang Xie subconsciously took the phone and glanced at it. On the mobile phone screen, in addition to the fact that she had just entered the camera, there was also a sweet-looking girl who was looking at the camera expectantly.

"The king... Mr. Wang Xie, you... Hello, my name is Gu... Micro, nice to meet you!. After the girl saw Wang Xie, she looked expectant, but instantly became excited, and hurriedly greeted.

"Ah, Gu Wei is it, hello hello." Wang Xie glanced at the girl named Gu Wei, and hurriedly greeted.

But then he looked at his sister with some pity and said, "She looks like a good girl, and her voice is quite cute, but it's a pity that it's a stammer." ”

Of course, Wang Xie knew that the other party was not stammering, and he said this to liven up the atmosphere. Because there are too many people who have been nervous when they see him for so long, after all, the name of Little Word Father is really deterrent.

And the sailors in the live broadcast room heard Wang Xie's words, and they couldn't live with laughter.

"Hahaha, stammering anchor Gu Bawang!"

"Externally, I... I am Gu Wei, and the old lady is Gu Bawang. ”

"Humble anchor, flirtatious online."

"What are you stammering? What are you blushing for? How neat your teeth are?! ”

“……”

Looking at my sister Wang Fu again, she is now laughing so hard that she can't say a word.

Everyone laughed for a while, maybe Wang Xie's joke had an effect, Gu Wei finally didn't feel so nervous: "Teacher Wang Xie, get acquainted again, my name is Gu Wei, my online name is 'known as Gu Bawang', I am a game anchor, well, and a good-looking anchor." ”

Wang Xie smiled and nodded, ignoring the prompts of the rows of "comic anchors" in the barrage, and chatted with this little girl named Gu Wei.

After a few minutes, the satisfied Gu Wei also felt that she couldn't occupy Wang Xie's time all the time, so she was ready to leave, but she still hesitated before she was going to leave, and then asked carefully: "That, Mr. Wang Xie, I have more than 8 million fans watching here, and they ask if you can make another poem." ”

Gu Wei felt that his hand holding the mobile phone was a little trembling at the moment, after all, although he was also a head anchor, it was indeed too bold to make a request to a top musician.

However, Wang Xie didn't seem to see her nervousness, just thought about it for a while and nodded: "Yes, I didn't expect you to be a big anchor, what do you want?" ”

As soon as Wang Xie said this, Gu Wei's eyes suddenly lit up, she ignored the various crazy barrages in the live broadcast room, and directly showed the mobile phone camera to Wang Xie: "We climbed the mountain today, and now we are halfway up, can you make a poem about climbing the mountain?" ”

"Climbing a mountain?" Wang Xie blinked and said, "Yes, this is quite simple." ”

In the expectant eyes of everyone, Wang Xie groaned and spoke.

"One on one and one on and one on another."

Wang Xie's first line of poetry broke the old waist of the expected sailors, which is too white, even whiter than the author of this book. But this is only the first sentence, and everyone thinks it can be tolerated.

"As soon as you go up to the mountains."

Wang Xie's second sentence disappointed some people who saw it for the first time, that's it? It's too perfunctory, children will do it well.

But then Wang Xie did smile slightly and continued to finish the last two sentences.

"Raise your head to the red sun and white clouds, and look at the four seas and lakes."

As soon as the last two sentences came out, the entire live broadcast room was silent for a few seconds, and all kinds of barrages were refreshed like crazy.

And Wang Xie looked at all kinds of praises and didn't take it seriously.

Just kidding, this poem is said to come from the merry genius Tang Bohu, although the first two sentences are as flat as water, the last two sentences are majestic and exciting. Although this poem does not conform to the rhythm of the quatrain, it uses the technique of "reverse reversal", which is definitely a classic.

After chatting with Gu Wei for a few more words, the other party hung up the microphone with satisfaction, and Wang Xie also returned the mobile phone to his sister, planning to continue the work in hand.

But it's a pity that Wang Xie just turned around and didn't have time to do his own work, when he felt that someone poked his waist with a finger. Wang Xie turned his head, and sure enough, it was Wang Fu again.

Wang Fu smiled flatteringly, stuffed the mobile phone into Wang Xie's hand, and gestured to request: "There is also a good friend who wants a poem, he often takes me to the score, he is a very powerful anchor, please, please." ”

Wang Xie angrily took his mobile phone and said to Wang Fu: "It's the last one, when will we be able to eat again." ”

"Mmmm, that's it, absolutely nothing." Wang Fu nodded frantically to signal the deal.

Wang Xie took his mobile phone and looked at it.

Now what appears on the screen is a man, who looks like a big fat man, at least about 200 pounds, and he laughs cutely.

Seeing Wang Xie appear in the live broadcast room, the anchor opposite hurriedly spoke: "Hello Mr. Wang Xie." My name is pgg, it is the pinyin abbreviation 'fat brother', I am your senior fan, I especially like the songs you create, I often sing your songs during the live broadcast, but you can rest assured, I have purchased your copyright, and it cost more than 100,000 in total. ”

"By the way, at least more than 20 million people have heard me sing, but I don't think you have heard much yet, let me sing you two lines." PGG was naturally very happy to see the idol, so it was understandable to be a little closer.

Wang Xie's licensing price for solo singing is actually not high, so if he can spend more than 100,000 yuan to buy a license, it is estimated that he is not old or young in singing, and he is indeed a senior fan. Therefore, Wang Xie, who was defenseless, nodded.

In the live broadcast room, PGG has already begun to sing: "I love you walking alone in the dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel..."

Wang Xie frowned and listened to two sentences, so he quickly squeezed out a smile and said to PGG who was indulging in singing: "I'm glad you like my work, but if you sing, it's actually not necessary." ”

"It's best not to sing in the live broadcast room in the future." seemed to be a little uneasy, and Wang Xie deliberately repeated it.

Good guy, the number of 20 million fans, how many people have turned black to their fans in PGG's singing.

PGG is also a straightforward person, since he is not allowed to sing, then he directly explained his intention: "That, Mr. Wang Xie, I specially asked Wang Gonglian Mai today, just to see your poems, which are very interesting, so I also want to ask for one." Do you think it's okay? ”

"Yes." Putting aside the singing voice that pggs is not in tune, he still likes this old brother quite a lot, so he readily agreed: "It depends on what kind of song you want." ”

PGG obviously came prepared, so he said directly to Wang Xie: "It's my mother's birthday in a few days, can you come to a birthday poem, I want to surprise my mother." ”

"Birthday poems?" Wang Xie likes filial children, so he agreed after a little thought: "Okay, no problem." ”

Wang Xie thought about it for a while, and decided to use a birthday poem that is more powerful on the earth, but I hope that this old brother's mother is not an impatient person, otherwise it will not be a surprise, but a fright.

In PGG's expectant eyes, Wang Xie confidently chanted the first sentence: "This mother-in-law is not human. ”

As soon as Wang Xie's poem came out, the pgg, who was full of laughter, instantly stopped in Bengbu.

Banana, you are a hammer, I asked you to compose a poem to send blessings to my mother, you can scold people here, it's okay. I don't care if you don't call your father, if you dare to scold my mother, I'll fight with you.

However, when PGG was in a hurry before he came, Wang Xie read out the second sentence: "The Nine Heavens Xuannu went down to earth." ”

"Uh..."A dirty word was about to blurt out the pgg's emergency brake, as if he had misunderstood Mr. Wang Xie, Mr. Wang Xie's poem is awesome.

Looking at the PGG whose face kept changing, Wang Xie smiled slightly and continued to chant the third sentence: "My son was originally a thief. ”

PGG heard the third sentence, and his smiling face stiffened again, but he already had experience, so he continued to maintain an expectant mentality, waiting for Wang Xie to reverse the situation.

Sure enough, Wang Xie continued to read the last sentence: "Steal the peach and offer it to your mother." ”

As soon as Wang Xie finished reading, the pggs on the opposite side directly sent 100 spaceship props, and applauded repeatedly: "This poem is amazing, I plan to read it to my mother on his birthday, it's very interesting." ”

"If you like it, it's fine." Wang Xie nodded, and prayed again for PGG by the way, hoping that his mother would listen to him read it completely.

Wang Xie hung up Lianmai and handed the phone to her sister.

Seeing that the live broadcast had come to an end temporarily, Wang Fang also interjected at this time: "Okay, stop playing, the dishes will be ready soon, hurry up and pack up and eat." ”

"Okay." Wang Xie immediately responded and was ready to serve the prepared dishes.

However, when he was about to do it, his clothes were pulled by Wang Fu again: "I plan to go off the air, but the old irons don't agree, and they say that you will also make a poem for the old irons in the live broadcast room." ”

"You just said it was the last one, why did you come again?" Wang Xie glanced at Wang Fu and said with a mocking expression.

"This is really the last song, these are my food and clothing." Wang Fu looked at Wang Xie with a pitiful face at this moment.

"Okay, if you can do it, hurry up, Mom has been waiting for a long time." At the last moment, it was Liu Qin'er who helped Wang Fu relieve the siege.

"Okay, that's the last one." Wang Xie looked at the direction of Wang Fu's mobile phone and nodded.

Hearing that Wang Xie agreed, Wang Fu immediately pointed the mobile phone camera at Wang Xie.

Wang Xie thought for a moment before saying to the camera of his mobile phone: "This poem is called "Give Old Iron." ”

Immediately, without delaying time, Wang Xie directly read out the first two sentences.

"You also write poems to send Lao Tie, and I also write poems to send Lao Tie."

It is another mediocre two sentences, and it is a familiar "reverse salvage" technique.

Wang Fu, who is familiar with Wang Xie's routine, looked at Wang Xie expectantly at the moment, waiting for Wang Xie's next two sentences.

Wang Xie did not disappoint Wang Fu and the sailors, and read out the other two sentences directly without selling Guanzi.

"The red flowers in Jiangnan and Jiangbei are all blood in people's eyes."

As soon as the two sentences ended, Wang Xie didn't care what her sister's live broadcast room was saying, so she picked up the plate and walked to the dining table, but she didn't see Wang Fang being a little impatient.

Today's meal, Wang Xie's family and two agents ate happily and happily, which looked very warm.

Even Zhang Hongtao, who usually doesn't eat much, ate several bowls, but Sun Fei didn't know why, but he ate very little, just kept looking at Zhang Hongtao with strange eyes.

Not to mention how Wang Xie's family is, just after Wang Fu ended the live broadcast, many recorded videos were uploaded to the Internet.

And soon, these poems also became a hot topic, and Wang Xie once again liked to mention the hot search.

Especially the new V guest with the two anchors has attracted a lot of fans.

For example, in the Guwei comment area of "known as Gubawang".

"Teacher Wang Xie will always be a god."

"The last two sentences are full of domineering, and they are really worthy of the name of the ancient overlord."

"Kneel, kneel, write songs, don't do their jobs, write poems."

"Haha, Sister Weiwei is rubbing the heat again, but it's good!"

“……”

And the painting style of PGG's V guest comment area is more peculiar.

"Good poetry, good poetry, teacher piao's filial piety is commendable."

"Yes, yes, I can't wait to see the scene of Mr. Piao's poem, I must start a live broadcast."

"Famous scene, I hope people are okay..."

"I hope people are okay dog head]"

"I hope someone has something to do."

"I hope someone has something to do."

“……”

Of course, Wang Xie's V guest also gathered a lot of people, but they were all fans of urging changes.

"Teacher Wang Xie don't do your job, it's time to release a new song."

"I haven't released a new song for almost 10 days, and the donkeys of the production team don't dare to rest like this."

"New songs, new songs, we want new songs."

“……”

There was a lot of disturbance and excitement on the Internet, and everyone was chatting about Wang Xie and his "new poems".

However, seeing Wang Xie so popular, some people gritted their teeth with hatred.

For example, in a community in Jidu City, Song Mingsheng sat in front of the computer.

As the vice president of the Earth Star Poetry Association, he feels that these "crooked poems" circulating on the Internet need to be criticized.

After all, in his opinion, this is too easy to teach bad children.