Chapter 358: Why not shave
At this shout, the group of women stopped their hands one after another, and everyone rushed to the ship's pillar.
As soon as they came over, they smelled the smell of stinky socks stuffed in the old man's mouth, and wrinkled their noses.
A middle-aged man said, "If you want me to say that each of us punches him, we should be angry."
An old man said, "Just now I thought I was going to die of pain, and I gave an injection to the girl who lost it, so don't forget how much it hurt just now! This kind of old man is a disgrace to our old people!"
As a result, everyone immediately thought of the unbearable degree of abdominal pain just now, and they all said, "Send him to the official!"
Hearing this, Li Yuyan scratched Ye Yiheng's palm, if it is really sent to the official mansion, all the people on the entire ship are witnesses, and they also need to go to the government office, and he will be exposed to the risk at that time.
Ye Yiheng squeezed her hand and signaled that she didn't have to worry.
Sure enough, Jiang Xuan said, "My ship has encountered a reef, although the hull of the ship has been repaired, it is still at the reef, and the water level can rise again before continuing to sail. If you want to send him to the government, it's not that you can't do it, but you need to delay it a little in time."
People immediately thought that if they went to the government together, the time to go home for the New Year would be delayed, what should they do?
For a while, everyone couldn't make up their minds.
On the one hand, I want to be angry, but on the other hand, I don't want to let go of the villain.
Ye Yiheng cleared his throat: "Let him choose."
"Let him choose, how?" Jiang Xuan asked.
Ye Yiheng said lightly: "Send the official, or take medicine."
Immediately, someone chimed in: "Yes, let him take all the remaining laxatives, and then throw him off the boat, we don't want to be in the same boat with this kind of scum!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone agreed.
Jiang Xuan looked at the boatman who had just taken off his socks and motioned for him to let go of the mouth of the old man with the sharp mouth of the monkey.
The boatman nodded, stepped forward to untie the hemp rope and pulled out his socks, and the smell made his brow and nose furrow.
The restraints on his lips were finally removed, and the old man scolded, "You bastards, why do you tie me up?"
Lao Liu stepped forward and took out a brown paper bag: "Just by this, you are in a coma, our big guys are all awake, we have already figured it out, you vicious thoughts!"
"Now I give you two choices, one is that we will send you to the official, and the other is that you will eat all the contents of this brown paper."
The old man said, "I don't eat it!"
Lao Liu: "You mean to send the official?"
"Send the official, you sent me to the official, don't even think about going home for the New Year when the time comes." The old man laughed so hard that the woman was cheating.
At this time, Ye Yiheng spoke slowly and methodically: "According to the laws of Tiansheng, anyone who commits a serious crime as a female offender will be imprisoned for ten years. There are many victims of you, and I'm afraid ten years is not enough."
When the old man heard this, his face fell on the spot: "Then I'll still take medicine."
Lao Liu opened the kraft paper, asked the boatman to break the old man's stinky mouth, and poured all the medicine on the paper into it.
The old man sneezed, and a lot of medicinal powder was sprayed from his mouth and nostrils.
The group of salty pigs who were beaten by the women just now were angry, and one of them said loudly: "I thought about this after taking medicine, there is no such a good thing."
The rest of the people quickly chimed in.
The man who was just beaten by the woman will hit the old man like a sandbag.
The old man couldn't help it, and begged for mercy repeatedly: "I'm just a charlatan, specializing in drugging people and then selling medicine. Leave me alone, I won't dare again!"
Someone shouted, "Throw him down, if this kind of person is on the boat again, we may not be assassinated by him."
The crowd chimed in.
Lao Liu looked at Jiang Xuan, and Jiang Xuan bowed.
Lao Liu asked the boatman to untie the hemp rope on the old man's body.
As soon as he untied the hemp rope, the old man with the sharp-beaked monkey's cheeks rushed to the side of the boat with an arrow step, and then jumped into the icy river.
"Is he trying to escape?"
"If he doesn't jump anyway, we're going to throw him down."
Just when people are watching
As the river was talking, a series of bubbles appeared on the surface of the water behind the old man, and then the river behind him was dyed with a cloudy color.
The people on the boat covered their mouths one after another: "Vomit!"
Suddenly, someone pointed at the old man and shouted, "Look, this old man is swimming quite fast."
Someone said angrily, "It seems that he is cheap."
Li Yuyan said lightly: "The dose is too big, the faster the attack, and the longer the effect of the medicine, he can't swim far."
Hearing this, people were relieved.
"That sharp-beaked monkey gills aren't a good thing at first glance."
"Yes, he can't live if he does his own sin, and the river freezes him to death."
That was it, and the people on the boat suddenly turned their attention to the smelly socks on the floor.
A woman pinched the tip of her nose: "Why do these socks stink?"
The owner of the socks scratched his head embarrassedly, thinking that he had been relieved of his abdominal pain by a needle pricked by a beautiful girl, and asked, "Kind girl, how do you think I can cure my stinky feet?"
Li Yuyan: "Stinky feet?"
Ye Yiheng took a step forward to her, the man next to her had smelly feet, could it be that she needed to treat her?
How is she going to be treated?
It doesn't matter if you look at it or hear it, you can't do it either way!
Anyway, he didn't allow her to look at the stinky feet of the man next to her, and he couldn't bear it for him who had a habit of cleanliness.
Li Yuyan is also very embarrassed by this question, although she is a doctor, but someone asks her to see the smell of feet, whether it is modern or this era, this is the first time she has encountered it.
The boatman was embarrassed and said, "Actually, it's not just me who stinks, but several of us who stink."
Li Yuyan thought for a while and asked, "You have one thing in common, you have lived on a boat for a long time, and you like to eat meat and drink wine on weekdays, but you don't like to eat vegetables and fruits, am I right?"
A boatman immediately said, "Yes, the vegetables on our ship are for the guests to eat, and the fruits are for my aunt and grandmother, so we basically eat meat."
Hearing this, Jiang Yu sneered, "What's wrong with my aunt eating some fruit? Do you dare to rob me?"
Li Yuyan said slowly: "The problem is this, the food needs to be eaten comprehensively, because the nutrients needed by the human body also need to be balanced."
"Eat your flesh, and your fruits and vegetables. As for the problem of foot odor, part of the reason is that some people have bad habits."
She didn't directly say that some people didn't wash their feet, but the boatmen themselves knew it, and they all bowed their heads, looking very embarrassed.
Later, she added, "From now on, when washing your feet every day, add a little tea and salt to the hot water, which can be relieved."
The boatmen didn't dare to approach the fairy-like Li Yuyan, for fear that the smell on their feet would smoke her, so they gave her away from afar.
At this time, a woman twisted her waist and stepped forward, looked at Li Yuyan contemptuously, and asked, "Girl, you just said how to deal with it without looking at it, is it reliable?"
Ye Yiheng protected Li Yuyan behind him: "If you believe in it, try it yourself, and if you don't believe it, please find another master."
The woman saw that the beard in front of her was actually handsome, and immediately changed her face: "This husband is a good student, why don't you shave your beard and let us all see how handsome it is?"