Chapter 31: Are You the Roundworm in My Stomach?
Lu Weijia is the up master of Station B, and he is still playing ghosts, and his ability to accept it is still relatively strong.
Of course, the most important thing is that he observed a circle and found that he seemed to be unable to beat any of the people present, so he gave up the idea of doing any more trouble.
decided to do what the half-orc in front of him who was suspected of being a cow first, but the other party's next sentence made Lu Weijia stunned again.
"Take off ...... Undressed, all undressed? ”
"yes, it's all off." Niu Xiangui nodded, with a serious face, "This purification is more thorough." ”
Traverser, he can't be the only one who can be seen clearly.
Otherwise, if this matter spreads out in the future, he will probably become a laughing stock among the traversers.
Even after his death, he will still be mentioned over and over again, becoming a joke talked about by new and old time-travelers.
In order to prevent such a tragedy from happening, Niu Xiangui had to drag someone into the water again.
However, because of the existence of a scoring mechanism, Niu Xiangui is not easy to fool others even for the sake of God's kingdom.
As for Lu Weijia, Niu Xiangui has known him for a while, and knows that this kid is not so careful and can afford to joke, although it is not good to kill familiarity, but there is no other way now, no, for the sake of his own reputation, Niu Xiangui can only endure the pain of sacrificing his friends.
As a normal person, Lu Weijia obviously has a lot of concerns about being sincere in front of so many people, and his face is cloudy.
But it's still the same problem before, Lu Weijia first arrived in a strange place, and was surrounded by layers of people, and now there is no room for operation at all.
In the end, I obediently took it off.
He even stood in place for a while, asking Niu Xiangui with a dark face, "Do I have anything else to do?" ”
"No, you can get into the barrel quickly." Niu Xiangui said with a smile, "I have a whole dogfish in the cafeteria, and half a barrel of mead, you and my brothers can have a good chat tonight." ”
Lu Weijia didn't say anything when he heard this, and simply climbed into the bucket, and then was held down by Li Yu.
"Hold your breath."
Lu Weijia held his breath, and with the gentle push above his head, his entire body immediately submerged into the water.
However, the lung capacity of his new body was significantly less expensive than that of the ox, who had been reincarnated as a half-orc.
After Li Yu finished reading the prayer, Lu Weijia choked on water when he came out and coughed several times. Niu Xiangui on the side immediately handed him a towel intimately, and patted his back gently.
"Thank you." Lu Weijia was very grateful, took the towel and roughly wiped his body, and got dressed.
Then he was surrounded by excited Shuangxiu believers.
Lu Weijia's first reaction was to be vigilant, but at this time, Niu Xiangui's voice sounded from his ears again, just like the prompt sound he heard when playing a game, it came just right.
"Don't be afraid, it's all your own people, it doesn't matter if you don't understand what they're saying, just remember to nod your head and smile more, and you'll be more than six."
Nod more and smile more, Lu Weijia knows the basic way to talk to foreigners.
But Dob-6 is ...... Lu Weijia was still hesitating, and he saw that a group of people had already lifted him up from the ground compared to six.
Lu Weijia's heart tightened, he didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurried to make a six.
And he was afraid that one hand would not be enough, so he stretched out his other hand as well, and after making this gesture, he could feel the group of people around him become more excited.
Lift him high and pass it through the crowd.
Lu Weijia's first reaction as a professional UP master was that this thing seemed to be quite good as a ghost animal material, but it was a pity that he estimated that he would never have a chance to send it out again.
After seeing Li Yu in a black suit, Lu Weijia has realized a lot of things.
I'm afraid he really crossed over this time.
The contract that looked a little funny, and at the same time revealed a strange thing everywhere, was actually not a joke, and it just took effect!
This is probably the most bizarre thing that Lu Weijia has encountered in his life, no, in these two lives combined.
After a brief shock, Lu Weijia's heart also gave birth to a wave of ecstasy.
it.,I'm a proper anime male protagonist start!
And looking at the reactions of these people around him, it is obvious that he is regarded as the legendary savior, obviously he has not done anything, and these aborigines worship him so much one by one.
Isn't this the drama of the tiger's body being shaken and the little brother bowing his head?
I still have a cool script here, just when Lu Weijia was a little fluttery, the previous voice sounded again.
"Xiao Lu, be sober, they don't worship Ling, but our lord Saturday, huh...... There is also Saturday's spokesperson on earth, the Prophet Merlin. ”
Niu Xiangui looked at Lu Weijia with a smile on the side, and continued to share his experience with the latter.
"The original owner of your body was hanged this morning, and these people have seen it with their own eyes, and it is of course exciting to see the body come back to life.
"But it's not the first time this kind of thing has happened, I've performed it once before you, and the atmosphere was even hotter than it is now."
"This is not a happy comedian, why should we compare the atmosphere?"
Because the voices around him were too noisy, Lu Weijia had to shout at the top of his voice.
"My point is, don't get carried away by what we're looking for, we still have work to do."
was reminded by Niu Xiangui like this, Lu Weijia finally calmed down.
I remembered the contract I had signed before I died.
According to the terms of the contract, Shuangxiu will provide him with a new body and corresponding rebirth services.
In return, he will also work for the weekend after completing a three-month training on a contract for life.
And Lu Weijia also remembered the consequences of violating the contract at this time, the most serious of which was to recover the ownership and use rights of the new body.
At that time, Lu Weijia didn't have any feelings about this article when he signed it, after all, everyone else would be dead at that time, and all the restrictions after death would look like a joke.
But now Lu Weijia couldn't laugh at all, and couldn't help but shudder at the thought of that terrible consequence.
"Don't worry, the working environment here is still ...... Well, although it's a bit simple, everyone gets along very well, and the most important thing is that the pace of work is not as fast as before, and it is mandatory to have two days off. ”
Niu Xiangui was very understanding, and immediately comforted again.
"Are you the roundworm in my stomach, why do you know everything I think?" Lu Weijia finally couldn't help but ask the doubts in his heart.
"No, I'm just a minusty novice usher." Niu Xiangui keeps smiling and strives to improve the quality of service.
Although that smile was a little hideous in Lu Weijia's eyes, there was no way, who let Niu Xiangui, the original owner of this body, was too fierce.
In fact, the image of Niu Xiangui is not suitable for being a usher, but more suitable for an executioner.
(End of chapter)