Chapter 96: Eat, Chicken Tastes, Crunchy! 【Subscription】
Everyone was a little relieved, waiting for Lin Baici to show his might and kill all these crow monsters, but Lin Baici was in a hurry.
"What's the fuss? Go pick up firewood and smoke it! ”
Are you kidding?
There are so many man-eating crows, Lin Baici can't kill them at all, even if he can kill them, how long will it take? In this time, these bird monsters have already spoiled the game.
"Let's go!"
Lin Bai roared filial piety.
Everyone saw Lin Baici's calm face, his expression was serious and terrifying, and they finally realized the seriousness of the problem, and hurried to act one by one.
"Gu Rongjie, you come to command and supervise, if you don't want to work hard, tell me later!"
Lin Baici arranged the task.
"Okay forest god!"
Gu Rongjie's spirits perked up, and she felt that she had finally been recognized, so she must perform well this time: "Quick!" Fast! Fast! ”
"Guo Zheng, it doesn't matter if you shoot an arrow, you can't miss, try to attract those man-eating crows, and when you attract a lot of them, burn them with divine grace!"
Lin Baici taught Guo Zheng tactics according to the habits of man-eating crows.
"You don't need to say it, I understand!"
Although Guo Zheng complained on his lips, he seemed to dislike Lin Baici and underestimated him, but in fact, he really didn't think about this tactic, not that he couldn't think of it, but that he habitually reserved his strength and wanted to see the situation.
"Then you do!"
Lin Baici urged.
Guo Zheng thought about it, Lin Baici's tactic was indeed very efficient, so he implemented it.
He'd just picked up a crossbow and shot it at the nearest man-eating raven, ready to lure the monster.
"That's not how it is!"
Lin Baici shouted: "Which crow is more, shoot where, but you still have to judge the distance, it is best to shoot far first, and then shoot close, so as to ensure that they fly over together, you can kill the most crow monsters with a divine grace!" ”
"Nima!"
Guo Zheng scolded in a low voice, with some embarrassment and embarrassment on his face.
He was not stupid, so he quickly understood the meaning of Lin Baici's words.
Which group of crow monsters is more, which group will be introduced, so as to ensure that there are many monsters killed at one time, but it can't be completely in accordance with this condition to attract monsters, because the monsters are far away from him.
The one who is close must fly over quickly, and if you wait for the distant one to fly over and kill it together, then you will be exposed to the monster's attack for a long time, and it will naturally be very dangerous.
To be honest, after thinking of this, Guo Zheng felt a strong sense of frustration in his heart.
The first three rules are polluted, and my IQ is not as good as others, but I didn't expect that if I simply kill monsters, I am still a step behind.
Is the gap between people so big?
"Don't get distracted!"
Lin Baici reminded.
"Damn, watch me perform!"
Guo Zheng began to go all out, ready to impress Lin Baici with him.
"Xiao Linzi, what am I doing?"
Xia Hongyao waited for Lin Baici to assign him a task.
"You go and attract monsters, try to bring two or three hundred of them!"
While Lin Baici spoke, he also began to run.
He quickly loaded a crossbow bolt and fired it at a group of man-eating ravens, followed by a second, then a third......
The vengeful man-eating crow was disturbed and immediately flew over.
Lin Baici regretted it a little.
When he chose the weapon just now, he felt that the longbow would definitely not be able to shoot after a few years of training, so he chose a crossbow, but the speed of the crossbow was too slow.
And if you don't kill birds, if you just want to attract monsters, bows and arrows are more suitable.
It's a loss!
Lin Baici smashed his mouth.
Among the trees, a foot-tall laterite clay figure roamed around Lin Baici, moving rapidly, and because it covered its body with trees and grasses, the man-eating crows did not notice it at all.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The flying stone quickly hit in a row, either helping Lin Baici lure the monster, or killing Lin Baici, who had already begun to peck at his man-eating crows with a sharp beak like a sharp cone.
And as long as the red clay clay figure makes a move, every flying stone will kill a man-eating crow, and only a headshot, which is off the spectrum.
Phew! Phew! Phew!
The man-eating crows roared and pounced in the forest, some landed on the trunks of trees, biting the game hanging from the branches, and some simply flew in the air, pecking at the game back and forth.
Smack! Smack!
Some of the game fell to the ground.
"Get out of here!"
Guo Zheng waved his hand, wanting to open the man-eating crows that kept pounceing and pecking at him.
There are too many bird monsters, and the mouth is very sharp, pecking at the flesh, it hurts to death, and it tears off a piece of flesh directly, and it will leave a bruise mark.
Their claws were also very sharp, and in just a moment, the sackcloth robe on Guo Zheng's body had been torn more than a dozen times.
"Can't wait any longer!"
Guo Zheng took a deep breath, glanced back, and after adjusting his position, he suddenly turned around and released his divine grace.
A large amount of red aura poured out of his body, forming a lizard head on top of his head, and then this lizard head opened its mouth.
Call!
A dragon of flames erupted, five meters long.
Phew! Phew! Phew!
All the man-eating crows engulfed in flames were immediately burned into a charred mass and fell to the ground like dumplings.
They emitted black smoke and didn't move.
Guo Zheng turned his head, and the lizard head on his head also turned his head, and the flame it continued to spit out naturally swept one hundred and eighty degrees.
So the man-eating crows surrounding Guo Zheng were burned to death.
In the air, there was a stench of feathers and fat after burning, which was disgusting, but Guo Zheng felt that it was beautiful.
"Cool!"
Guo Zhengmeng waved his fist and looked at Lin Baici, wanting to show off, and asked him if he had seen his amazing performance.
It's just that after seeing the current Lin Bai's resignation, he was dumbfounded.
I......
I'm slot!
What's the situation?
Lin Baici was running and leaping in the forest, a large group of man-eating crows chasing him, this number was overwhelming, it was estimated that there were seven or eight hundred, right?
And counting.
This......
Is this crazy?
"Xiaolinzi!"
Xia Hongyao also attracted three hundred of them, she originally thought that she had attracted a lot, but when she saw the large group behind Lin Baici, she didn't think about it, and immediately began to run in the opposite direction of Lin Baici.
"You don't have to worry about me, I'll take care of them myself, you take care of yourself!"
Xia Hongyao felt that if he gave these bird monsters to Lin Baici again, he might not be able to bear it.
"Come here!"
Lin Baici burst into applause: "Don't make your own decisions!" ”
Although Xia Hongyao has D intelligence, she is obedient enough, especially at this critical moment, she did not grind and chirp, and immediately complied.
The high ponytail sprinted all the way to join Lin Baici.
"I'm O!"
Du Xin, who ran over with a bundle of dry firewood, saw so many bird monsters chasing after Lin Baici, and stood directly on the spot.
The same goes for the others, after all, this scene is too dangerous.
Lin Baici was at ease, and occasionally a fast-flying man-eating crow came over, and Lin Baici pulled it over with a pine torch.
This torch is very powerful, you don't have to kill it, as long as you let the man-eating crows get some flames, they will turn into ashes before they burn to the ground.
Therefore, around Lin Baici, from time to time, a cloud of black ash was bumped away by the man-eating crows, spreading everywhere.
"Run to my left, don't stop!"
Lin Baici shouted.
Five seconds later, Lin Baici and Xia Hongyao staggered through with an X run.
Bang!
The man-eating crows chasing the two naturally collided together, and there were bird feathers flying around.
Lin Baici turned around and released the divine grace.
A Buddha figure emerges behind it.
In the dead tree monster forest, a drizzle began to blow, falling on those man-eating crows.
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
Immediately, a cherry-sized flame ignited over their heads, swaying in the wind.
"Amitabha!"
The Buddha shadow behind Lin Baici leaned over and blew.
Call!
Floating night rain, wild Buddha blowing lanterns!
Crash!
The flames on the heads of this large group of cannibal crows were as if they had forgotten to close the window on a rainy night, and the candles on the table that had been blown away by the rain and wind were all extinguished.
And then they were like runaway planes, crashing into the ground.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
In an instant, more than 1,000 man-eating crows died on the spot.
"it!"
"Awesome!"
"Mighty!"
Du Xin and his entourage shouted, without the slightest reserve of a girl, if it weren't for the fact that there were bird monsters in the sky, they would all want to cheer around Lin Baici.
This blow is a second kill, and it is so handsome that people can't close their legs.
Gu Rongjie licked her tongue and felt her heart pounding and her mouth was dry.
The carcasses of so many birdiemons with black feathers were piled up on the ground, like a luxurious black carpet.
I don't know why, looking at Lin Baici standing calmly in front of the 'carpet' and looking at the bird monsters in the air, Gu Rongjie was extremely excited.
She clamped her thighs and rubbed hard.
Wet!
Phew! Phew! Phew!
The man-eating ravens were so frightened that they stopped pecking at the game hanging from the branches, but all of them rose into the air and began to circle around the woods.
They did not dare to attack, nor did they leave willingly.
"My forest god is mighty, eternal god!"
Dukhin shouted.
"What are you shouting? Gather firewood and build a fire! ”
Lin Baici scolded.
"Xiao Linzi, you are really no one with this divine grace!"
Xia Hongyao admired, this group of killing power is terrifying, making people envious, jealous and hateful.
“……”
Guo Zheng looked at the pile of corpses in front of Lin Baici, and then looked at the ...... in front of him
Gan!
What did I just want to do?
Show off to him?
It's a good thing I didn't, otherwise it would have been a shame for the hell.
Guo Zheng flattened his mouth and decided not to eat lemons for the rest of his life.
Because enough acid.
The man-eating crows circled for more than a minute, but still flew away, aiming for Wang Mingfu's side.
"Haha, that Mr. Wang is going to be unlucky now!"
Guo Zheng gloated.
That guy played tricks and didn't tell everyone how to guard against these bird monsters, but he didn't know that he had Lin Baici on his side, not only saw through his tactics, but also relied on his strong combat power to not copy his tactics and still drove away these bird monsters.
"That Wang Mingfu is really inhumane, he actually used a living person as a scarecrow!"
Guo Zheng cursed.
Hua Yueyu glanced at Guo Zheng and wanted to say Are you qualified to scold him?
You wanted to be a scarecrow just now.
……
In the area that Wang Mingfu is in charge of, everyone is trying to protect the game.
Even though they have experienced several bird monster attacks, they are still afraid, and many people are in a hurry and keep making mistakes.
"Don't waste your energy by waving torches, lure them to the scarecrow!"
Wang Mingfu shouted for command.
"Mr. Wang, look!"
The elevator girl suddenly pointed to the western sky, her face pale.
Wang Mingfu turned his head and saw a flock of man-eating crows flying in.
"It's over, those people's game has been ruined!"
"A bunch of rubbish, not even a wave of attacks lasted!"
"me!"
Everyone cursed, originally thought that someone would share some man-eating crows, and everyone could be more relaxed, but they didn't expect those people to be waste.
"Stop scolding, there's a fart? Light the torches! ”
Wang Mingfu shouted.
A dozen or so agile young men quickly climbed up the dead tree to light the torches that had been tied to the branches, which they had prepared for a long time.
It's not very effective, but it's better than nothing.
The man-eating crows flew in and began to swoop, and some of them simply ran towards people, obviously wanting to vent the losses they had just suffered on Lin Baici's side here.
"What's going on? Why are these bird monsters so ferocious? ”
"Mr. Wang, I can't stand it!"
"Ah, it hurts, help!"
The forest is in chaos.
"Mr. Wang, it can't go on like this, use the last resort!"
A young man wearing a piece of Guanyin jade around his neck urged, and as soon as he heard this, the atmosphere at the scene became even more depressing.
The so-called last resort is to put a new scarecrow to attract the attention of the man-eating crow.
It means to die.
A woman in her thirties, whose face and body were covered in bird droppings and man-eating crow scratches and blood, shivered directly.
Wang Mingfu was silent.
"Mr. Wang, don't hesitate!"
The jade youth shouted.
Wang Mingfu is not soft-hearted, but feels that he will continue to consume it like this, and he is worried that the scarecrow will not be enough, but it seems that he has no choice.
"OO!"
Wang Mingfu scolded and looked at the trembling woman: "I'm sorry, it's your turn!" ”
"No...... I don't want it! ”
The woman turned and ran.
"Catch her!"
Before Wang Mingfu finished speaking, the jade youth had already pounced.
This woman covered in bird and scars is an unlucky ghost who failed to draw lots before and was chosen.
"Don't kill me, please, don't kill me!"
The woman cried.
"Draw lots to decide, I am willing to lose the bet, but don't worry, according to the agreement, as long as I get out alive, I will give your family 2 million!"
At this moment, Wang Mingfu is cold, ruthless, like an impersonal machine.
After discovering that the scarecrow can lure the birds, they draw lots, and the chosen ones will be used as scarecrows to attract the attention of the birds at the last moment.
"I don't want money, I want to live!"
The woman wailed.
"Who doesn't want to live?"
Wang Mingfu roared: "I also drew lots!" ”
Wang Mingfu did draw lots, but that was just the appearance.
Because if he draws himself to be a scarecrow, he will find an excuse to overturn the result of the lottery, and if he can't, then he participates in the lottery, which will be the best reason to shut up the chosen hapless man.
The woman's sobbing made everyone upset and more anxious.
The jade-wearing youth slammed the woman's temple twice, knocking her unconscious, then with several men put her on a wooden frame that had already been erected, and finally drove a sharpened wooden wedge into her wrist.
Yes!
The woman screamed, and the wooden wedge dug into the flesh, waking her up in pain.
The next process, everyone is already very proficient.
The cannibal crows fell all over the world and began to peck at the woman, because there were so many of them, that they all covered it tightly and became a ball.
Soon, the woman's screams grew weaker and weaker until she couldn't make a sound.
Wang Mingfu looked at the bird monsters, took out his watch and glanced at the time, praying that this wave would end soon, otherwise he would have to be a scarecrow.
Fortunately, everyone's luck was not so bad, and this time, the man-eating raven attacked for about five minutes and began to fly away.
But these five minutes, which is only the time to watch two or three short videos, make everyone live like a year, and their mental and physical exertion is serious, and they feel that their hair is going to turn white.
The moment the bird monster flew away, everyone sat on the ground.
"Woo woo, when is this a head?"
The elevator girl buried her face in her knees, held her head and cried, because after three more people, it would be her turn to be a scarecrow.
"The Great Age of Genes"
Wang Mingfu took a few breaths, and after calming down, he began to shout: "Let's go, go see how those people are?" There are still a few live mouths left. ”
"I guess they're dead, right?"
Fang Wen wiped his mouth, he was the biggest, the strongest, the coach of the Palm Harbor Gym, a former professional boxer, and a former middleweight champion.
"I hope you don't get eaten too clean by the bird monsters!"
Jade youth prays.
If the body is intact, it can be used as a scarecrow.
Wang Mingfu and his party walked quickly, after all, no one dared to guarantee that the bird monster would attack in advance, so they should hurry up and prepare.
It was only when they got close to the woodland that they heard voices of talking, and even laughter.
"What's going on? Not dead? ”
Fang Wen was surprised.
"The point is, why is there still laughter? Are they perverts? ”
The jade youth was surprised.
"Let's go!"
Wang Mingfu ran up.
……
"Lin Shen, do you really want to eat this thing?"
The corners of Du Xin's mouth twitched.
Seven piles of firewood have been piled up, and as soon as the man-eating crow returns, it will be lit immediately. There is also a bunch, already lit.
Lin Baici picked out a few man-eating crows, gouged out their eyes, pierced them with a thin wooden stick, and put them on the fire to grill.
"Try it!"
Lin Baici didn't want to eat it, but the god of food said that this thing was a good thing.
[The eyes of the man-eating crow have the effect of brightening the eyes, treating myopia, glaucoma and other eye diseases, eating more will make the eyes big and bright, more profound and charming. 】
[Their meat quality is also good, as long as the cooking method is appropriate, it is delicious, and it has the effect of cleaning the stomach and clearing the stool, which is the gospel of constipation. 】
Lin Baici was going to wait for the next wave of man-eating crows to come again, and let the red clay figurines put a dozen fat clay figurines into the black altar bowl in case of emergency.
Knowing that the function of stool is not needed, constipation, taking laxatives, or pouring out the plug can be solved, Lin Baici mainly wants the effect of treating myopia.
Lin Bai resigned as a god hunter, as long as he continued to eat meteor stones and divine remains, his body would continue to strengthen, and his eyes would definitely not be short-sighted, so these were left to his mother.
Because of her age and excessive use of her eyes, Lin's mother has begun to have problems with her eyes.
And what if the girlfriend you date in the future is short-sighted?
I gave her a few man-eating crow eyeballs to cure myopia, and this favorability is not bursting?
[Actually, you can eat it raw!] 】
"I'm sorry to eat it raw! 】
Lin Bai pouted, he didn't want to be a primitive person who drank blood.
"Which of you is going to try?"
Lin Baici bit an eyeball from a thin wooden stick like eating a skewer.
it!
Chicken flavored! Crunch!
It tasted better than expected.
"I'll try one!"
Xia Hongyao didn't want to take it, but as the head of the regiment, he should share the blessings and difficulties with his teammates.
Lin Baici stretched out a thin wooden stick: "Pick a big one and eat it!" ”
The eyes of the high ponytail are very beautiful, revealing a sense of innocence and enthusiasm, and she is always smiling, and she doesn't seem to have any troubles, so it makes people feel very good.
Xia Hongyao took one: "Huh? The taste is actually okay! ”
"Xiaobai, this thing won't be poisonous, right?"
Hua Yueyu is worried.
"Here's one!"
Lin Baici persuaded him, Mingmu, there will be no such shop in this village after that.
Anyway, this eyeball definitely can't be stored for a long time, so I have to quickly contain the remains of the gods, leave the gods, and go back to buy a refrigerator to freeze the corpses of these man-eating crows.
Examine!
Where can I put the refrigerator in my dormitory?
It seems that the plan to make money quickly and buy a house must be put on the agenda as soon as possible.
Lin Baici had done an experiment before, and the things in the grain warehouse in the black altar bowl would also rot naturally, and there was no function of keeping fresh and refrigerating.
"What are you doing?"
The sudden sound of questioning made Lin Baici and his party turn their heads together.
Wang Mingfu came over with a vote of people, shocked and angry, and some unknown reasons.
"What are you doing?"
Wang Mingfu roared again.
"Why are you yelling so loudly?"
Lu Yingxi was unhappy, and after scolding Wang Mingfu, she walked up to Lin Baici: "Lin Shen, can you give me one?" ”
"You're not afraid?"
Lin Baici said this and handed an eyeball to Lu Yingxi.
"Don't be afraid!"
Lu Yingxi took it and threw the eyeball into her mouth, she even endured the nausea and chewed a few more times.
In Lu Yingxi's opinion, Lin Baici is not a fool or a pervert, so what he takes the initiative to eat must be good things.
"I said, what are you doing?"
Wang Mingfu roared filial piety.
Seeing these people stay here, relaxed like an outing, his mentality collapsed.
Lao Tzu worked hard to fight bird monsters, and for this reason, he did not hesitate to exterminate human nature and be a wicked person, and he used a scarecrow, how are you doing, eating barbecue here? Chatting about idle days?
Is there any reason left?
Anyway, why didn't any of these people die?
Didn't the bird monsters attack them?
Wang Mingfu quickly glanced around.
There are not too many carcasses of bird monsters, but what are those black ones on the ground? It looks like burnt ashes?
"Why didn't any of you die?"
Fang Wen was shocked.
"The bird monsters didn't come to attack you?"
The jade youth looked surprised.
Others are whispering too.
"Are you disappointed that we didn't die?"
Guo Zheng laughed, a cool horse.
Want to see Lao Tzu's jokes?
Go for your spring and autumn dreams.
"By the way, how many scarecrows did you use? Survived this wave of bird monster attacks? ”
Guo Zheng's question, no matter how you listen to it, is mocking.
Wang Mingfu and his entourage immediately became embarrassed.
A large number of these people in the jade youth, with a roll of their eyes, walked to Wang Mingfu's side, and whispered: "Mr. Wang, they are all wearing this kind of robe, and there is a sour smell on their bodies, as if it is alcohol, are these things that disperse the bird monster?" ”
"How many do you want to grab?"
Fang Wen held the bronze Changge, staring at him.