Chapter 161: Impromptu Poetry Theft Causes Trouble

In the middle of winter, the weather was freezing and the snow fell for three days and three nights. This Ying Tianfu was already covered in silver, and the branches were pressed by the snow and could not raise their heads.

The heavy snow drifted into the streets and alleys, and the people on the street did not want to stay outside for a long time, they all wrapped their clothes and hurried by, stepping on deep footprints in the thick snow.

For three consecutive days after the shock, Bao Yuanqian did not leave the inn. He was roasting charcoal fire in the inn, so he naturally didn't want to go out and get cold. The words of the young lord seemed to be very good, and no one sought their trouble for several days. It's just that the Son of Heaven he was waiting for still hasn't returned.

Xiao Yi has been here a few times, and they all said that the holy car is already on the way home, so let him be restless. Bao Yuanqian's "good goods" are naturally not in a hurry, but Bao Butong seems a little impatient.

Bao Yuanqian saw what his younger brother was thinking, Bao Butong is now a young man, and he has a lot of merit at a young age, and the so-called spring breeze is proud. Error-free update @ This young man is ambitious, and naturally he is inevitably frivolous.

Although it is reasonable, it is not a good thing.

So last night, Bao Yuanqian grabbed the heart of this younger brother and talked with him for a long time, and he bluntly said that Yingtianfu's trip was by no means their end, this was just a springboard to achieve their goals, and they should not be born in sorrow and die in peace.

I also talked about Uncle Bao during the night talk yesterday, Bao Butong was worried about his father and the ghost power, but he missed Bao Shilie very much.

"Listen to my brother and me, my brother promised you that he would take you to the Tartary to find Uncle Bao in the future." Bao Yuanqian sighed lightly and rubbed his stupid brother's head.

Bao Butong had always listened to him, and he naturally understood his brother's words, but he gradually calmed down.

"Let's go, big bag. It's snowing heavily today, but I can't help but go out. Jiang Wei pushed open the door and interrupted Bao Yuanqian's train of thought.

Bao Yuanqian came back to his senses from admiring the snow by the window, got up and left. Although Bao Butong was persuaded last night, he couldn't stay in the inn anymore today.

After all, the weather is getting colder and colder, and although they came from Saibei, they are wearing herdsmen's jackets, and it is quite inconvenient to walk in Yingtianfu.

Bao Yuanqian went to the Nanshi Cloth Workshop with Jiang Wei today to buy some cloth to make clothes for everyone in the inn.

The two of them went out of the inn, crossed the middle bridge, passed through the Zhuangyuan Realm and Pipa Lane, and arrived at Nanshi in just half an hour.

The two of them spent some treasure money exchanged in advance, ordered a lot of winter clothes in the cloth village, and left the cloth village after the appointment.

"Da Bao, I always feel that you have changed a lot, and I don't know if I feel right." Jiang Wei stood against the wind and snow and looked at Bao Yuan's main road with snow on his shoulders.

"What's the difference?"

Jiang Wei said with a smile: "Your spirit seems to have changed people, especially when you walk, you take root and take steady steps, quite like a practitioner with solid skills." ”

Bao Yuanqian said with a smile: "Maybe it was the pranayama method taught to me by my predecessors that worked, and I can feel the changes in my whole person." ”

Jiang Wei has some martial arts, and he noticed it when he saw Bao Yuanqian leading away the tribute elephant a few days ago. Bao Yuanqian's sharpness and reaction that day were different from Bao Yuanqian's in Suzhou.

Now hearing him say this, I can't help but say: "You can have such a creation, but it is also a blessing that others cannot envy." ”

Bao Yuanqian didn't know how to give a scientific explanation for these things, after all, the three words Zhang Sanfeng already represented the strangeness of half human and half immortal, he had no intention of dwelling too much on this topic, he could only laugh and pass by.

The two of them went to Xuanjin Bridge along the Inner Qinhuai River, but when they passed Chengxian Street, they saw a commotion ahead. Countless people fled with their faces hidden, their children and grandchildren, and fled in all directions.

When Bao Yuanqian saw this situation, his first reaction was to be looted by robbers. However, in an instant, he wondered about the capital of the Ming Empire, and which unsightly robber dared to plunder at the feet of the Son of Heaven?

The two of them have been fighting for a long time, whether they are robbers or not, they subconsciously hold the short blade they carry on their waists.

I saw that after a large number of people fled, the true face of the initiator was revealed.

It turned out to be a group of evil slaves and servants who opened the way in front, and then the two of them were richly dressed, and they rode unruly on their horses in brocade and mink jackets. A group of thugs on hussars followed closely, vigilant.

All around.

These evil slaves and servants did all kinds of evil in the streets, smashing and abusing the people. That's it, their eyes are always on finding women with outstanding appearances.

All over the street, as long as the women who came and went were targeted by them, they had to arrest them and show them to the two who were at the head. If the man thinks he is outstanding, he will accept it, but if he thinks it is not good, he will take the woman by the side of the road and walk away.

For a while, the woman's crying suddenly began, and her old woman's husband knelt down and pleaded for mercy, but was beaten to the ground by the evil slave, and the evil slave spat and walked away.

"Please let my daughter go, she is still a... Girl's house! A man lay on his stomach in the snow, looking at his daughter who had been pulled away, and cried loudly.

"Fuck off, do you know who my son-in-law is?" I saw a wicked slave kick him over and said, "My son-in-law is the young son of the Duke of Qi, Qiu Yue." Being favored by my son-in-law is a blessing that your daughter has cultivated for eight lifetimes! ”

The man was pulling his daughter to set up a stall on the street to make a living, but he didn't expect the stall to be lifted and his daughter was taken away, so he knelt down and walked to the horse of the young son of the Qi Kingdom and begged.

But he didn't expect that Qiu Yue didn't look at him, but another person on the side raised his horse's hooves and kicked the man, and immediately heard the sound of the man's broken bones, and even howled.

The man sneered: "What kind of pickled identity are you, dare to let Qiu Gongzi do things?" Your daughter is good-looking, and Mr. Qiu has taken a fancy to it. @*~~ Wait for Mr. Qiu to get tired of playing, be my concubine Chen Zixu, your family is a chicken dog ascending to heaven. ”

In this era, there is no difference between concubines and subordinates, and concubines between high-ranking officials and nobles are just a tool to vent their desires, and they can even be rampant.

"Son of the Principality of Qi, Qiu Yue?" When Bao Yuanqian heard this name, he was no stranger.

Not to mention that Qi Guogong Qiu is famous, let's just say that the silver they gave Xiao Yi was not given for nothing. As early as when Xiao Yi led them into Yingtian, he introduced all the nobles and nobles in Yingtian City, including the styles of each evil family.

This Chen Zi must be the nephew of Chen Heng, the Duke of Jingguo, Chen Heng is a famous general of Jingnan, and after his death, he was posthumously awarded the title of Duke of Jingguo without hereditary. However, Chen Heng's younger brother Chen Deng was promoted to the governor of the Chinese military for his brother's merits, and he was a military general.

This Chen Zixu and Qiu Yue are both well-known evil young people in Yingtian City, relying on their family's martyrdom and military exploits to receive the grace of the saint and act recklessly, and have done a lot of evil things.

It's just that because they are all upstarts and the top of the ruling class, they are just reprimanded for these trivial things of plundering the people.

The emperor is the supreme interest of the ruling class, and as long as he does not shake the foundation of his rule and affect the overall situation of his family's world, he will never have a dislike with this community of interests within the ruling class because of the oppression of the people by his nobles.

The so-called mastery of the people is just a means to maintain the overall situation of the family and the world from being shaken. The grass people thought that the emperor was on their side, but in fact, the emperor and Xungui were a group, jointly exploiting the ruled group of the Li people.

"It's bad luck today, let's not touch this bad head." Jiang Wei frowned and said unhappily, he motioned to the short blade on his waist, if he was found to be wrong, he would not be entangled.

Bao Yuanqian thought so, and the two of them were extremely fast, and before Qiu Yue and the group could pay attention to themselves, they turned into the alley and detoured.

The two walked for a long time, but they got lost after passing through many streets and alleys. Looking at the unfamiliar streets nearby, they inquired several times before they knew that they were already quite far away from Xuanjin Bridge.

They sighed in their hearts, as the saying goes, although the mouth is the road of the rivers and lakes, but this Ying Tianfu is too huge. It took them a long time to get out into the street, and by this time the two of them were already rumbling in their stomachs.

The two saw that there was a restaurant on the main street with a rather clumsy decoration, so they thought about eating and drinking here and then returning to the inn.

They went up to the second floor, spent some money, and chose a place to lean against the railing to enjoy the snow, and then settled down.

Bao Yuanqian waved his hand and ordered a circle of good dishes like a full banquet in the Manchu and Han Dynasty, Jiang was amazed at the land, and bluntly said that it was a lot more generous.

As they leaned against the railing to watch the snow, they could only hear the wooden ladder being trampled on, and then a group of young men wrapped in mink furs came up, all of whom wore square scarves and scribe clothes in mink furs, and looked a little like scholars.

As soon as they entered, they swaggered and called friends, and sat at three or four tables like a class reunion in later generations.

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"These people are all prisoners of the nearby Guozi Prison and Fuxue, and they are either rich or noble." Jiang Wei looked at the wine glass a few times and said lightly.

"How do you know?"

Jiang Wei pointed to the Fuxue standing on the side of the bridge on the opposite bank, "Dressed like this, and on the other side of the Fuxue, can there be him in addition to this explanation?" ”

Bao Yuanqian was looking at this group of "too many students", but suddenly heard a faint fragrance accompanied by light footsteps, and he was just about to turn around when he saw a white-clothed figure of Shengxue passing by in front of him.

This person is like those "too students" just now, and he is also wrapped in a luxurious fur velvet, and he is wearing a scribe's robe. He was followed by a servant carrying a burden, gasping for breath.

"Brother Xue, I'm waiting for you!"

"Now that Brother Xue has arrived, then you can have a feast."

Before the figure of the white-clothed Shengxue sat down, two people got up and greeted him, quite enthusiastic.

The prisoner surnamed Xue greeted with a smile and sat down generously. The two seemed to be his classmates, and they left their seats to flatter and flatter, as if they wanted to please him.

That Xue Jiansheng only smiled lightly, slightly embarrassed.

Not because of anything else, just because the eyes of these two people showed a bit frivolity and obscenity. @Β·error-free start~~

"What are you looking at?" Jiang Wei saw Bao Yuanqian staring at the student surnamed Xue, and he couldn't take his eyes off for a while.

"Old Jiang, the later prisoner... It's a chick. Bao Yuanqian moved his gaze back for a long time and said mysteriously.

"Hinata?"

Bao Yuanqian cocked his finger and said, "To be precise, that prisoner surnamed Xue and her servant are both chicks. ”

In this era, this chick mostly refers to women dressed as men, and he still wondered why the eyes of the two prisoners were so rippling, and he suddenly realized it after seeing the prisoner surnamed Xue clearly. It turned out that this prisoner surnamed Xue was a woman dressed as a man and a tommo.

These two prisoners obviously saw the identity of her fake son, so they were so flattering, all they wanted to please the beauties.

Jiang Wei turned around and looked back, only to see that Xue Jiansheng's complexion was jade, smooth and tender enough to pinch out water, there was no beard under his chin, and there was no knot in his throat, but he was so-so and pasted two faint mustaches, and he couldn't tell his age.

This Xue Prison has picturesque eyebrows, and he is already a delicate and lovely person, but he has put on a funny mustache and pretends to talk as steadily as a man. pretended to be a heavy voice, but it was difficult to hide the crispness. This half-yin and half-yang appearance is indistinguishable from yin and yang, pretending to be a momentum, which is extremely funny.

Jiang Wei turned his back to her, so he naturally didn't pay attention to this person, but now he heard Bao Yuanqian say it.

Bao Yuanqian felt funny, he couldn't understand these women dressed as men without revealing their stuff in later generations, it was not easy for women to pretend to be men, and others couldn't see it?

Like this Xue Jiansheng's disguise, although he put on his beard and pretended, he could only deceive these rich children who were not deeply involved in the world, and Rao was also recognized by two of them. For a person with an old and spicy eye like Bao Yuanqian, you don't have to look closely to know that this person is a woman and not a man.

This outfit, he directly made an evaluation, that is, a complete failure.

"What are you looking at?"

"Hey, when will this Dengxian Mansion also be pickled?"

"Brother Xue, watch me knock over the two of them with one punch!"

Several prisoners saw that Bao Yuanqian and the others were looking at them, and saw that they were dressed in ordinary cloth clothes, extremely simple, so they naturally raised their shelves and scolded them. Among them, the two prisoners who wanted to be majestic in front of the beauties were the most active, and they came unforgiving as they spoke.

It's just that consumption is a guest, and God is on both sides. The little shopkeeper of Dengxian Tower saw that there was going to be a conflict, so he hurriedly blocked it and persuaded them with good words, so he gave them the stairs down.

Bao Yuanqian and Jiang Wei were a few years older than them, and when they saw these unworldly people, they didn't even dare to kill chickens, and they naturally didn't care about them.

The dishes that were ordered were presented one by one, but they were dazzling. Bao Yuanqian was almost fainted from hunger, and when he saw the steaming dishes presented, he naturally learned the customs of Saiwai, and pulled a crispy goose with roasted sugar and ate it on one leg.

"Vulgar!"

"Tsk."

The prisoners on the side looked at Bao Yuanqian's rough eating appearance, and couldn't help but feel disdainful, shaking their heads and sighing insulting. Even Na Xue Jiansheng was a little shocked by this way of eating fast chopsticks, and he was all in the mansion in the past.

The flesh was separated and chopped into strips for her to eat, and it was the first time she had seen a roast goose eat like this.

Bao Yuanqian doesn't care about their eyes, he is a pragmatist, just eat his own belly.

"Brother Xue, before this dish is served, let's borrow wine for fun, how about a wine order?" One of them flatteringly raised a glass to Xue Jiansheng.

Supervisor Xue just wanted to raise his glass and refuse, but the other person said: "Brother Zhang is inevitably difficult for a strong man, who among us and the prisoners doesn't know that Brother Xue is not strong enough to drink, isn't it bullying Brother Xue to make fun of your drinking order?" ”

When Xue Jiansheng saw that someone was relieving the siege for him, he would let out a long breath but listened to the person who had relieved the siege and said: "We are all prisoners, but literati with poems and books in their bellies, and they will inevitably fall behind if they have fun with wine." According to my words, it is better to have fun with poetry, and let Brother Xue make a poem on the topic of "Snow Scene" outside the window and "Potential Scene" of Tianfu City. Its meaning is to take one near and one far, one moving and one static, one small and one wide. ”

Xue Jiansheng is obviously a little embarrassed, although she is studying in Guozijian, it is extremely reluctant to memorize four pennies, how can she have the talent to learn from that ancient genius to come with her hands?

This should be the meaning of Tianfu City occupying far, quiet and wide, and the snow flying outside the window is near, moving and small. It's not easy to write poetry in an instant, it's really embarrassing for her.

Xue Jiansheng's eyes turned to look at the servant beside him, who was originally a maid who was a companion, and he couldn't read a few words, let alone compose poems.

"Presumably Brother Xue is brewing a pearl, and he needs a moment." The prisoner rescued the scene and said: "Why don't I recite two poems with this inscription, and make a brick to lead the jade." ”

He swept the scribe's scarf and composed a poem with his hands sprinkled with his hands. Although he is full of wealth, the poems he makes are only ordinary and not worth a damn.

Everyone tastes the same as chewing wax, but it is also for face flattery.

The prisoner thought that he was good at poetry, so he stopped one and wrote the second one, but he didn't expect to hear a "poof" laugh only halfway through.

He looked at it for a moment, only to see that it was sent by Bao Yuanqian, who was covering his mouth and almost laughing, he was suddenly angry, and new hatred and old hatred came together and scolded: "You pickled goods, but the boar does not eat fine chaff." I usually can't listen to a few lines of poetry, but now I feel uncomfortable all over my body? ”

Bao Yuanqian originally had no intention of paying attention to the elegant poems of these literati and rioters, but the prisoner was overconfident and indulged in poetry. He just listened to the inmate's nonsense poems, and he couldn't help laughing. After the first reading of the prisoner's first poem, he had tried his best to hold back.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Jiansheng didn't stop and recited the second bullshit poem, he was a person who read poetry and poetry since he was a child, and he grew up with poetry in the Tang and Song dynasties, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard these bad works that weren't even limerick poems.

"Misunderstanding, I'm just joking with my companion."

The prisoner did not hesitate and said: "Pickled goods, have you read for half a day and learned half a word?" You don't listen to this son's poems, but you are still here to make a lot of nonsense. ”

Bao Yuanqian was insulted by him again and again, so he had to smile coldly, and said unceremoniously: "With all due respect, Zhang Gongzi's poem is not as good as a three-year-old child, but he wants others to listen to it and make people laugh!" ”

"You!" Zhang Jiansheng said angrily, "Okay, I look down on this son's poems, I want to see what kind of poems you can make!" Otherwise... Hmph" He clapped his palms, and a few thug-looking family members rushed downstairs.

Seeing that the two were arguing, Supervisor Xue took advantage of the chaos and said to the servant: "Quick, think of a poem for this son!" ”

The servant said with a sad face: "Childe... I'm afraid it's harder for me to compose poetry than for me to have children. ”

Xue Jiansheng frowned, and knocked his fan and threatened: "If you can't do it, this son will let you have a child right away!" ”

"I...."

Although these family members look strong, I am afraid they are not enough to fight themselves. Bao Yuanqian didn't want to make a big deal out of it, and seeing that Zhang Jiansheng was already on the top, he was afraid that he would not be able to give up today, so he said: "In this way, I will compose two poems, with the theme of this flying snow and Ying Tianfu City." ”

"Good!" A group of sub-prisoners are complicit, so they want to see Bao Yuanqian's jokes.

Bao Yuanqian got up and looked at the flying snow outside the window, and said lightly: "One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, seven, eight or ninety." ”

When he opened his mouth, the audience burst into laughter, and although these prisoners could not make good poems, they could distinguish bad poems. This Bao Yuanqian's opening of his mouth was like a pickled remark, without any literati background.

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"Thousands of pieces, thousands of pieces, countless pieces." Bao Yuanqian laughed all over the house and wrote his own lyrics.

"Are you too late to count how many slices of pickled rice you have in the next sentence? Hahaha! The prisoners had already laughed and couldn't stand up.

This time, not only the prisoner, but even the second shopkeeper who didn't understand poetry couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Wei frowned and looked at Bao Yuanqian, and said in his heart What kind of wind is this guy smoking, and he ran to compare poems with the prison students.

That Xue Jiansheng kept shaking his head and said in his heart, I didn't expect this person to be so thick-skinned, and he actually came out to write poetry, which was also a humiliation.

"Smack!" Who knew that Bao Yuanqian slapped the wooden table, and a loud noise interrupted everyone's ridicule, and a group of people looked at him blankly, thinking that he was annoyed and angry by the ridicule.

Bao Yuanqian was not angry, but he saw Bao Yuanqian raising his hand with a smile and pointing to a bunch of proud snow and cold plums outside the railing on the second floor, "Flying into the plum blossoms, I will never see them." ”

This poem of the Lower Riba people stunned the prisoners, but they didn't expect that the first three sentences of the sparse were actually paving the way for the essence of the last sentence.

seems to be ordinary, wandering in the trough, but in the fourth sentence, with a profound artistic conception suitable for movement and stillness, the whole poem is suddenly pushed from the trough to the peak.

If it looks like it is on a normal day, everyone thinks that this poem is unremarkable, but now it coincides with the heavy snowfall, and it disappears like snow when it falls into the cold plum.

This scene is paired with a poem, and the poem responds to the scene, and the artistic conception goes to the next level. Although it is plain, it is better than the artistic conception of reverie, which is a few grades higher than the gorgeous rhetoric piled up with empty Zhang Jiansheng.

That Xue Jiansheng couldn't help but peek twice, she didn't expect that this Bao Yuanqian would be able to turn the tide with the last sentence and make a poem that was quite appropriate.

Zhang Jiansheng's face turned into pig liver, although he wanted to make a difficulty, but he also knew in his heart that although Bao Yuanqian's poem could not be regarded as a swan song throughout the ancient and modern times, it was definitely more appropriate than his own poem.

"Even if you have passed the snow scene, then this poem of Tianfu City's scenery should not disappoint me!" Zhang Jian was not dead, he felt that although this Yongxue was passable, it was just borrowing the scenery of the flying snow and cold plums, which was not a poem for the magnificence of Tianfu City, but a few ordinary sentences could be fooled.

Bao Yuanqian smiled lightly: "It's ugly." He was so confident at this time that he couldn't stop the car for a long time.

After walking a few steps, I saw a small ladder leading to the top of the third floor on the second floor, so I walked away.

He stepped on the ladder and climbed the ladder as soon as he stepped up, saying, "One up and one up, one up to the top!" ”

"Poof!" That Xue Supervisor couldn't hold back for a while, his pretty face turned red and covered his mouth and laughed. She said in her heart What kind of bullshit poet, this depiction of the momentum of the dragon and tiger in Jingshi, can't be as casual as Yongxue!

Zhang Jiansheng laughed, and said in his heart that this guy wanted to eat all over the world with one move, and he was afraid that he would kick it on the stone.

Suddenly, the staircase "knock" sounded, and I saw Bao Yuanqian stepping on the ladder and going up to the top proudly: "Raise your head, the red sun and white clouds are low, and you can look at the four seas!" His voice was subdued and frustrated, and he was impassioned in one go!

Now it was the turn of the prisoners downstairs to laugh silently, but they didn't expect the last two sentences to be so magnificent. Raising the head of the red sun and white clouds is low, that is, the momentum of the famous mountains around Tianfu.

The four seas are a pun, not only saying that the majestic rivers and dotted lakes and seas of Ying Tianfu City, but also writing the magnificent sense of momentum of Ying Tianfu as the Son of Heaven to climb high and overlook the lakes and seas of the world.

Every word does not mention the city, every word is a city.

Bao Yuan snorted coldly, went down to the second floor and looked at Zhang Jiansheng and said, "What does Brother Zhang think of my poem?" Can you get into your eyes? ”

The prisoner was speechless and lost completely. That Xue Jiansheng was shocked by Bao Yuanqian's two plagiarized poems, she never expected that after this Tang and Song poems, there would be someone who could make such a good poem with both the Riba people and the spring and white snow, which was even more powerful than the white-headed teachings of the country's eunuch.

She silently gave Bao Yuanqian an impression: although this person is rude, he is still a little talented. No one should be a man, and what he says is true.

Bao Yuanqian couldn't help but laugh when he saw an empty table on the table. Jiang Wei took advantage of him to compose poems, and ate all the good dishes on the table. This old Jiang knows himself too well, and knows his habit of leaving after pretending, so he actually finished eating the dish in advance in order not to waste money.

Bao Yuanqian recruited Xiao Er to pay the treasure money.

Guan didn't care about the deflated prisoners, and went straight to the first floor.

"Dare to tell your name?!" Zhang Jiansheng seemed to think of something, and immediately asked.

"If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, Bao Yuanqian is also. By the way, Brother Zhang, I will send you one more sentence: study hard and make progress every day! Bao Yuanqian's voice came softly from downstairs, haunting the hearts of the prisoners. @

"Hmph... One on and one on the other? I'd like to see where you want to go? Zhang Jiansheng looked coldly at the back of Bao Yuanqian's departure.