Chapter 337: Toilet God of War Lin Baici
The moonlight was bright, the kobold was covered in muscles, and the tall and burly figure left a long shadow on the ground.
"Run apart!"
The two women ran together just now to take care of each other and seek security, but after being targeted by the monster, they immediately dispersed.
Let's fight for your luck!
Whoever is targeted is unlucky!
The kobold's head swayed from side to side, and the cervical vertebrae made a clicking sound, and it didn't chase it immediately, but
Start the countdown.
Ten! Nine! Eight! "What is it doing? Gave up killing? "Dorissa is puzzled. It's pretending! 「
Huang Jinxiang spat, this muscular dog is too confident, and completely plays humans like ants.
"Let's hurry upstairs, shall we?" Flower Joy Fish proposed. "Look again!"
Li Yintong's eyes widened, staring at the kobold, if she didn't kill it, she would meet it sooner or later, so she wanted to get more information.
The doghead counts to one, faces the woman on the left, leans forward to 45 degrees, and kicks the ground with his right foot.
Swish!
It scurried out, and in the blink of an eye, chased after the woman.
The woman heard the sound of the breaking wind, and suddenly turned around and slashed down.
Syllable! The kobold didn't dodge, and directly stabbed the woman's wrist with a knife, accurate and ruthless.
Bang!
The woman's forearm was fractured, and then broken, and under the force of the jab, the flesh on the arm was torn, and the half-cut arm that grabbed the machete flew out.
"Ahh
The woman screamed in pain, but as soon as the voice came out of her mouth, the kobold's big hand like a grinding disc stretched out and snapped,
Scratched in the woman's face.
"Your purity is too low!"
After the kobold finished speaking, his five fingers exerted force, and all the muscles on his right arm instantly bulged, and the entire arm looked like a fist.
Syllable!
Like crushing a piece of cake, the woman's head was crushed violently, and blood and brains flowed down the kobold's fingers.
"it!" 「fk!」「 Nima! 「
The hall was filled with expletives, and everyone was terrified.
This monster is really so ferocious, it has reached the extreme of violence!
The kobold turned his head to look at the woman who had fled into the woods and chased after her.
"That woman is dead!" The part-time worker took a puff of his cigarette.
"Not necessarily, there is not enough light in the woods now, and there are a lot of trees, she can't outrun that monster, but she can hide!"
Li Yintong retorted. "Can't hide!"
Lin Baici pouted: "That monster has a dog's head, and its sense of smell should be very good!"
Everyone was silent, and Lin Baici's analysis was entirely possible.
"What do you care if she lives or dies?"
Dorisan urged, "Lin God, let's hurry up, after that monster kills that woman, it will definitely come back,
When the time comes, it's too late to leave! 「
Everyone also had this idea, anyway, they couldn't see the battle situation, so they quickly retreated, so they all went upstairs one by one
Run.
[Don't run, whoever runs will die!] 】
[The kobold will kill the people who leave the hall first!] 】
"Whoever wants to run can run, but they will be killed by kobolds first." Lin Baici frowned, according to Shen Shen's comments, this battle is inevitable, so how can he win?
He began to recall what he had just said about the kobold.
"What do you mean? You're going to stay and fight that monster?"
Huang Jinxiang was shocked: "Don't do stupid things!"
Is it bad to be alive? "Huh?"
Dorisan lost her mind for a moment and looked at Pogba.
Pogba frowned and stared at Lin Baici, Lin Shen is not a brainless reckless man, so what is his purpose?
I couldn't guess, but Pogba remembered the torture and pain he had suffered from being grilled in the heat on the 10th floor
Bitter!
Anyway, take a gamble! "I'm not leaving!"
Pogba touched the doll's head on his shoulder. "Holy!"
The red-haired woman was about to leave, but Lin Baici's decision made her hesitate and asked Gao Heng in a low voice, "What are you going to do?"
What can I do?"
High balance tangled.
Did this kid find something? "Are you going to go?" "Why don't you leave and wait for death?"
"Lin Shen, what do you mean?" Everyone asked urgently, wanting to ask for an explanation.
"I advise everyone not to leave, and find a way to kill that kobold here!"
Cha Zhengshuo put his hands in the pockets of his windbreaker, looked at Lin Baici, and proposed to everyone: "Just like this Lin Shengang
Say, that kobold should have a very sensitive sense of smell, and we can't escape from the palm of its hand when we escape to the ends of the earth, so it's better to besiege it than to be killed one by one."
"The problem is that you can't beat it!"
Li Yintong frowned sadly, besieged? Just kidding!
Not to mention that everyone has different races and nationalities, even if it is a team, they will have their own thoughts.
That's human nature!
"Then you stay!"
The young man in sportswear is a strange man-yang cha masachiro.
"I'm definitely not leaving!"
Cha Jung-seok looked through the iron fence and looked outside: "It's back!"
Everyone's nerves tensed instantly, and they looked over.
The kobold did not walk normally, but stood upside down, supported the ground with both hands, and ran over, and the speed was comparable to that of one
100-meter sprint champion.
"it!" The visual impact of this gesture was too strong, and the athletic man couldn't stand it and ran towards the stairs.
"Do you want to go?"
The redhead punched Gao Heng.
"Damn, why is this kid sure that the kobold will kill the one who runs away first?"
Gao Heng took a deep breath: "Don't go!" "Lin Shen, let's go!"
Duo Lishan persuaded, and also reached out to pull Lin Baici's arm, in her opinion, it is just right that the monster does not chase and kill herself, if she chases and kills, there is also Lin Baici on top.
But if you stay in the hall, you have to fight.
"I'm ***!"
Huang Jinxiang spat at his hand, then wiped it on his hair and made a big back: "Lin Shen, I believe you!" The kobold rushed upside down the steps, without slowing down, and slammed directly into the glass door.
Bang! Crash!
The glass door shattered to the ground, and then the monster's flesh and muscles slammed into the iron fence like a battering ram.
Rumble!
Crunch! Crunch!
The iron fence gate immediately made a tooth-aching sound, directly protruding into a large piece, and then flew out due to the huge impact force.
The iron doors and the screws that were riveted to the walls were also shattered.
Shout! Shout! Shout!
They shot like bullets, hit the wall, and got in.
The kobold came in, did a somersault, and returned to his normal standing position.
The crowd is like a great enemy.
The fierce and violent slamming of the door did not leave any scars on its body, which shows how hard its body is
Long solid.
The kobold's big scarlet eyes swept over everyone, and with a snort, he rushed up the stairs and ran up.
"Did it really chase those people?" The redhead was glad she hadn't left. "Whew!"
Dorissa swallowed. It's dangerous!
Fortunately, Lin Baici didn't listen to himself.
Jesús peeked at Lin Baici, his brows furrowed tightly, his face full of doubts, as if he was thinking about whether his wife had cheated.
He was even more jealous of Lin Baici, he always felt that this Kyushu man had some mysterious way to make a right
The right choice.
"You got it right!" Pogba clenched his right hand into a fist and swung it three times in succession.
"What are you happy about
After it kills people, it will definitely come down! 「
Huang Jinxiang pinched his brows and looked at Gao Heng: "It's all your fault, you have to go out!"
"Then why didn't you stop me just now?" Gao Heng sneered at each other.
"Don't quarrel, the enemy is now, everyone must unite!" The red-haired woman roared, and with a respectful and flattering demeanor, she pleaded, "Forest God, Captain Jesus, it's up to you later!"
"Why is he the god of the forest and I am the head of the group?" Jesús asked rhetorically, in a bad tone. "Uh....."
The redhead was stunned, she wanted to say that everyone called it that!
However, from the perspective of title alone, the name of the surname + god is obviously a grade higher than the surname + the head of the regiment.
"It's just a name, don't care, come, smoke, think about how to kill that dog!" The part-time worker continued to smoke.
There was no chance to negotiate, the kobold killed too fast, and it grabbed the athletic man who ran away first just now and walked down the stairs.
As he walked, he played with the arms and head of an athletic man, as if he were playing with a doll.
The audience was silent.
The athletic man let out a terrible scream because of the irregular twisting of his limbs.
The kobold walked into the hall, "I hate cowards!" After saying that, it used both hands hard and tore and pulled!
The athletic man's screams stopped abruptly, his body was torn apart, and blood from his internal organs was spilled on the ground.
Hua Yueyu's little hand subconsciously grabbed Lin Baici's clothes.
A few people instinctively took a step back, and immediately the kobold's words were heard, and they quickly stood back again.
The kobold threw away the body and clapped his hands.
"In view of the courage of your stay, I graciously declare that whoever hits me until I bleed, I will let him go!"
The kobold smiled slightly, and his huge apple muscles bulged. There was some commotion at the scene, and everyone subconsciously watched
Farewell to Jesus and Lin Bai.
If it's just "Bloodshed, these two people, you should be able to pass the test, right?"
But the others are miserable.
"Lin Shen, don't leave us behind!" Dorissa cried.
"Oba, if you don't have faith, run when you should, and leave us alone."
Jin Ying really didn't want Lin Bai to resign. "Xiaobai can't run!"
Hua Yueyu is depressed, she is so burdensome, she has to find a way to become stronger.
The kobold noticed everyone's gaze, looked at Jesus, and then glanced at Lin Baici again, "It seems that you two are the strongest of these people!"
"And who do I choose?" The kobold stretched out his index finger and lit back and forth on Jesús and Lin Baici, as if a diner eating a buffet, struggling with what to eat first!
「.. …
Jesus' expression was unkind, and he glared fiercely at those who were watching him, and waited until Lao Tzu killed this dog, and then he would clean you up.
Lin Baici took a deep breath, tightened the pipe wrench in his hand, and began to simulate the process of battle in his mind, so that when various situations arise, he can deal with them in time.
"You seem to be ready?"
The kobold looked at Lin Baici: "Then I'll choose you!" "Pick him! Pick him! His fame is very great! 「
Hua Yueyu doesn't care if she talks like this, will she make the doghead angry and be targeted by it, anyway, she wants to cause trouble and let Jesús be cannon fodder first.
"That's right, he'll give you a hearty fight!"
Jin Yingzhen also spoke: "Aren't you a strong man? The strong should challenge the strong!"
Jesús was ecstatic when he wasn't picked, and now when he heard the words of these two girls, he almost died of anger, and he really wanted to be on the spot
Burst their heads and torture them to death, but at this time, he understood that it was better to say less.
"Is this the magic of love?"
Li Yintong sighed, anyway, she didn't dare to interject indiscriminately.
"Shut up!"
Lin Bai scolded and took three steps forward, and was about to make a request, when the kobold laughed
。
"Haha, I'm just looking at the atmosphere is too tense, just kidding!"
The kobold pouted: "The duel is a big deal, how can you choose someone at will?"
「***!」
Jesus was depressed, and White was happy. The other people's expressions suddenly became nervous. "Learn to bark!"
The kobold proposed, "Whoever learns the least is the one I choose!"
Everyone looked at each other, no one expected this monster to come up with such a way to choose people, it's difficult, it's not difficult, but it's a little embarrassing.
"How do you study well?"
Dorissa asked, "There must be a standard that everyone can agree on, right?"
"That's right, give a standard, otherwise it's not up to you to decide in the end?"
Redheads need fairness.
"Learn like and shout fast, and I will rate from these two aspects!"
Kobold explained. "Woohoo!"
As soon as the kobold's voice fell, a female voice screamed, and her voice was crisp and loud, with the smell of currying favor with her master.
Everyone turned their heads and looked at Lin Baici's side. It's that Hong Kong girl! "Woohoo!" "Wang!
Li Yintong barked twice, stretched out her tongue, and licked the back of her hand, simulating the shape of a puppy. "Scream,
What are you doing in a daze? 「
My sister urged, there is no COS outfit here, otherwise I can learn to let this kobold treat me as a kind.
"Woohoo!" "Woohoo!"
Dorisan screamed, and because she was in a hurry, she didn't feel like it, so she screamed a few more times,
Seeing this, the others also lost their reserve and began to learn how to bark.
For a while, in the hall, dogs barked one after another.
The kobold clasped his hands to his chest, closed his eyes, and showed an intoxicated expression, enjoying the atmosphere.
As the head of Lady Liberty, Jesus still has to be faced, but looking at the muscles and muscles of this kobold, he chooses to take a hand.
"The compromises made now are for the sake of soaring into the sky in the future!"
Jesus looked left and right, and saw that everyone was too busy learning how to bark and didn't bother to talk to him, so he barked twice.
Barking!
"Good! Very good!" The kobold was very satisfied, smiling, nodding his head constantly, and listening for more than a minute before pressing down with his hands and signaling everyone to stop: "Everyone is screaming very well, but there is one exception!"
Swish!
Everyone looked back and forth, who was it? Then they found that Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu were looking at Lin Baici anxiously.
Could it be the god of the forest?
"He's poor at mimicking?"
Gao Heng suddenly had a sense of superiority, and it turned out that Lin Baici was not incompetent.
"Why don't you call?" The kobold asked. "What do you mean?"
Everyone was stunned, listening to this meaning, Lin Baici didn't look like he didn't learn, did he not call it at all?
"You're humiliating me?"
Lin Baici's eyes narrowed slightly, staring at the kobold.
"Haha, don't get me wrong, I'm not humiliating you!" The kobold laughed and looked at the crowd: "I'm humiliating the present
All of them! 「
"Trash!"
Wow!
There was an uproar at the scene, and everyone was so angry that they couldn't help it, but when they thought of the kobold's achievements, they couldn't help it.
"You still don't want to learn how to bark? Then I'll choose you! 「
Kobolds have their fingers interlaced and move their joints.
Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu wanted to persuade, but when the words came to their mouths, they couldn't say it.
"Let's learn, and you won't lose a piece of skin!"
Li Yintong poked Lin Baici's arm: "Jesus is the leader of the Statue of Liberty, he has learned to bark as a dog, what else are you embarrassed about?"
....
Jesus felt like an insult. "Don't persuade!" Huang Jinxiang persuaded his sister and patted Lin Baici's shoulder vigorously: "If everyone can go back alive and drink together, I please!"
"Before I start, I need to go to the bathroom!"
Lin Baici threw the pipe wrench up, let it turn a few times, and then snapped to catch it: "Together?"
.....
Everyone looked confused, not knowing what kind of plane Lin Baici was doing?
"Psychological warfare, huh?" Gao Heng speculated.
......
The kobold frowned, and the man's calmness made it a little surprised.
"What's wrong? The holy sword is too small to show up to meet people?"
Lin Baici pursed his lips, his eyes glancing at the kobold's briefs.
"I'm in my mouth!
Li Yintong's mouth opened wide in shock, she really wanted Lin Baici to ask, are you afraid that this monster's subordinates will show mercy and kill you, right?
Why are you so irritating it?
The others immediately looked at the kobold, and sure enough, the monster's face turned red.
"Let's go!"
The kobold strode deeper into the first floor, where there was a public toilet.
Lin Baici followed. "Xiaobai!" "Oba!"
The two girls looked at Lin Baici worriedly. "Wait for me here, stay safe!"
Lin Baici reassured: "Yi Musheng, protect them!" "You still owe me a couple of girlfriends!" B muscle sucked
Snort: "Don't die!" "Ringo ........"
Li Yintong wanted to say a few words, but Lin Baici didn't pay attention to her at all, which made her very depressed. Seeing Lin Bai resign
The kobold walked into the depths of the corridor one after the other, and everyone immediately fried the pot.
"Lin Shen cares too much about face, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, what's wrong with it?"
Some people feel that Lin Baici is not worth it.
"I'm afraid that I will never be able to stand up anymore!" Gao Heng sighed.
Lin Bai's resignation made him admire. "Why do you want to do that?" The Great Yanma did not understand.
"Let's Europa, if a nobleman loses the war, he will surrender, pay the ransom and go home!"
Pogba explained: "But the people of Kyushu will choose to die for their country."
"They have an old saying, it is better to be broken than to be whole!"
Some people, in order to survive, are willing to learn to bark, but there are always some people who are unwilling!
"Do you think Lin Shen can win?" The redhead asked in a whisper. "Difficult!"
Gao Heng felt that there was little hope, in this apartment, the divine taboo could not be used, and this god hunter could not exert one hundred percent combat power.
.....
The walls in the corridor are mottled and peeling, the energy-saving lamps on the ceiling radiate a dim glow, and a dozen moths are flying around the light bulbs.
Their shadows fall on the wall, like the old gods of the Cthulhu Mythos, and they do some kind of eerie psychic dance.
Da! Da! Da!
The kobold's hiking boots stepped on the dusty cement floor and followed Lin Bai into the public toilet.
The place is not small, there are eight pits and ten urinals, but I don't know who didn't flush the toilet after going to the toilet.
There was a stench in the bathroom.
The kobold glanced at Lin Baici, thinking that this human went to the toilet just as an excuse to find an opportunity to sneak up on it.
Hmph, then he's going to be disappointed! The kobold clenched his fists, ready for battle, but the human walked towards a urinal.
Lin Baici lowered his head, looked at the urinal blocked by debris, and unbuckled his belt.
"Am I worrying too much?"
The kobold walked over quickly, stood next to Lin Baici, took off his briefs, and was about to release the water, his originally confident and smug smile stiffened directly on his face as he glanced down at Lin Baici's big sword.
The dog god is on top!
That's too big, right? Are you a dog, or am I a dog?
Lin Baici glanced down to the side, then looked sideways at the kobold, the corners of his mouth curled up, and a smile overflowed.
Hehe!
"Assiba!"
The kobold, who was full of muscles, suddenly felt a little inferior, and it subconsciously leaned to the side, trying to avoid Lin Baici's gaze. West Eight! I will hammer him to death and hammer him into a puddle of rotten meat!
At the moment when the kobold turned his head sideways, Lin Bai resigned, holding the affair pipe pliers in his hand, and smashed it into the back of the kobold's head like a thug.
Go to hell! Minced meat blows! Call!
The pipe wrench with a strong breaking wind blew the kobold's blonde hair and struck it on the head.
Bang!
The sheer force sent the kobold's head forward and slammed into the graffiti-covered wall.
Bang!
The tiles on the walls were struck, clattered, and shattered radially.
Lin Baici picked up the pipe wrench and struck furiously. Bang! Bang! Bang!
At this time, Lin Baici was like a plumber who was blocked at home by her husband when she was generating electricity with a beautiful aunt, so she became angry and began to kill people with pipe wrenches. "Death to my grandfather!
Lin Baici broke out with all his might.
How dare you follow me into the bathroom? I don't know if I'm the toilet god of war?
When Lin Baici held this affair pipe plier and appeared in the toilet, his physical fitness would soar three times
The fighting power has skyrocketed.
This is also in the apartment, the effect of the power glove of the colossus in Lin Baici's hand is limited and cannot be activated, otherwise Lin Baici can blow up the monster's dog head with one blow.
"Ah!
The kobold roared, his head didn't return, and his arm slammed back, like an iron cannon, smashing into Lin Baici's head. Assiba,
I didn't guess wrong, this human was really planning to sneak attack me!
The kobold was furious, and his angry face turned red, not because his head was beaten, it didn't matter if he hurt it a little, he was angry that his IQ was suppressed.
I guessed it........ But I was still beaten! "Ahh
The kobold punched the wall. Bang!
The walls were rotten, some red bricks were broken, and the kobold grabbed a large piece and smashed it at Lin Baici.
It's very careful, how others hit it, it wants to fight back!
So the back of Lin Baici's head must be smashed!
Lin Bai was not afraid of death, did not retreat, and attacked strongly.
Come on, Lao Tzu has divine grace, I'm afraid of you! Bang bang....... Bang!
Lin Baici was extremely fast, and every time the pipe wrench swung, it hit the brick in the kobold's hand, and after two blows, it was smashed to pieces, and then the third blow hit it in the face. Bang!
The kobold's face finally blossomed, and nosebleeds splattered. "Gan!"
Lin Baici muttered, this kobold's muscles are really hard!
You must know that these sneak attacks activate the minced flesh strike, and after this divine grace hits the enemy's body, it can destroy the muscle fibers and cripple it, but when it hits this monster, the destructive power is not great.
In fact, it is also effective, the skin of the dog meat man is very tough, and the light is dim, so it is not very obvious, but the subcutaneous tissue has been somewhat broken and bleeding internally.
The kobold who suffered a big loss became angry, and directly carried Lin Baici's attack, and a charge, wanting to crush him.
Lin Baici immediately flew back to avoid its edge. No hurry!
Steady first!
It's a pity that the Bodhi messenger's robe can't be used, otherwise if you call out the muscle Buddha, you can beat out the kobold's yolk.
The kobold attacked, and the jab killed. Swish! Swish! Swish! Not to mention being hit by a fist, it is the fist style brought out by the fist,
They were so sharp that they shaved their faces as if they were cutting with a knife
Lin Baici dodged. Ada Ada Ada Ada!
The kobold screamed and began to strike, its grasp of the human body is very proficient, so after seven punches, it will know
The limit range of Lin Baici's dodge was explained.
"Opportunity!"
After the kobold forced Lin Baici into the corner of the bathroom, he suddenly pulled his right arm back and followed like one
The dragon spear thrown by the dragon slayer with all his strength slammed into Lin Baici's head.
"Assiba, die!"
The kobold had a sinister smile on his face, he definitely couldn't dodge!
Lin Baici's eyes froze, the place was narrow, the range of movement was limited, and with the explosive power and flexibility of his waist and shoulders, he couldn't dodge this punch.
It can be said to be nirvana! "What's the movement?"
"Looks like a fight?"
Taimei's ears suddenly twitched, and she looked at the corridor in astonishment
"Wouldn't it?"
Huang Jinxiang raised his hand and looked: "Fighting in the toilet? How dirty!
"Who cares if it's dirty or not? Winning is king!
Pogba doesn't pay attention to this, if he can beat the kobold and duel in the pit, he doesn't care.
Jin Yingzhen and Hua Yueyu glanced at each other, and immediately ran to the public toilet, Yi Yusheng and Taimei, one for each person
He grabbed them by the arm.
"Don't make trouble!"
Tai Mei scolded: "In the death match, Lin Baici has no strength to protect you!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
There was a thump, like someone had been pounded. "It feels like the forest god is going to die!"
Dorissa gestured a cross to her chest: "God forbid!
Everyone's faces were gloomy, and they thought so, but in the next second, they heard the kobold's angry screams.
No way?
Was it a kobold who was beaten?
Listening to this voice is the monster's, but can Lin Baici beat it?
"It's supposed to be a sneak attack!" Jesus Analysis.
"It doesn't matter if it's a sneak attack or not, just win!"
The red-haired woman stood on tiptoe and looked nervously into the hallway.
"Guys, should we go over and help?" The handsome guy in the trench coat suddenly spoke.