Chapter 35: The Civil Servants Are Crazy

Nothing was said all night.

Following.

Morning.

After accepting the wave of mountain calls from hundreds of civil and military officials, Liu Wei raised his hand with a majestic face and signaled the ministers to "be free from courtesy".

Zhao Yu, who was fortunate to attend the early dynasty, secretly glanced at Liu Wei, who was sitting on the dragon chair, and said in his heart: "The power of the Son of Heaven is like this, and I really envy me." ”

Xue Conggui, who was standing at the head of the court class, was like a lamb who had accidentally fallen into a trap laid by the hunter in advance, and was receiving the attention of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty.

If the gaze can kill, it is estimated that Xue Conggui has died at least a hundred times in this short period of time.

Liu Wei squinted his eyes slightly, looked at Xue Conggui, whose gaze was wandering, and said: "Being listed as a minister has nothing to do, it means that my Great Xia is now in good weather, and I am very relieved, so it is better to retire from the dynasty." ”

Liu Wei's voice lagged behind, and Zhong Lifudang, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, stood up and said, "Qi Shengshang, the minister wants to impeach..."

As soon as Zhong Lifu was halfway through his words, Xue Conggui suddenly shivered, hurriedly went out of work, interrupted Zhong Lifu's words, and said, "The minister has something to do." ”

Seeing this, Zhong Lifu felt very dissatisfied, but he still silently retreated to the court.

In the early dynasties, the prime minister should be the first to go out to perform, and if the prime minister has nothing to do, it will be the turn of other officials to go out to perform.

Now that Xue Conggui took the initiative to stand up, Zhong Lifu had no choice but to give Xue Conggui the first opportunity to perform in accordance with the rules of the court.

Xue Conggui, who was still holding a trace of luck, immediately abandoned the unrealistic fantasies in his mind after hearing Zhong Lifu's words, and finally thought of his current situation.

At this moment, Xue Conggui was thinking about the word Lonely.

After a moment of adjustment, Xue Conggui breathed a long sigh of relief, and then bowed deeply to Liu Wei, who was sitting on the dragon chair, in front of the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military personnel, and said righteously: "The minister, please implement the policy of apportioning the land into the mu." ”

"Huh?"

When Zhong Lifu heard this, he was almost so angry that he spewed out a mouthful of old blood, and said in his heart: "It's all this time, he is still obsessed, and he is really angry with me." ”

Chai Shao is a rare smart person, he secretly glanced at Liu Wei who was sitting on the dragon chair, and then at Xue Conggui, who buried his head very low, and immediately showed a sudden expression, and said in his heart: "I see." ”

"It turns out that all this is His Majesty's handiwork." Chai Shao thought so.

Xue Conggui's voice lagged behind, Taifu, the Ministry of Officials, the Ministry of Households, the Ministry of War, the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Industry, the Ministry of Punishment, etc., stood up almost at the same time, and everyone pointed directly at Xue Conggui in front of Liu Bian, and greeted all the eighteen generations of his ancestors.

Among them, Zhou Hong, a member of the ministry, said the most ugly, he actually talked about Xue Conggui's peachy news in front of hundreds of civil and military officials, Zhou Hong reprimanded Xue Conggui in public for his lustful nature, saying that he has countless maidens every day, from eighty-year-old women to ten-year-old girls, he didn't even let go.

When the right attendant of the Ministry of Industry heard this, he nodded thoughtfully, and said: "Xue Conggui openly farted in the court, and often spit on the ground, and asked Your Majesty to cure Xue Conggui for the crime of disrespect." ”

Huangfu Ruo, the head of the Criminal Department, showed a distressed expression, but saw him slap his thigh heavily, and said: "Xue Conggui once said to the minister, the queen is gentle and virtuous, beautiful and dignified, oops, looking at the obscene look when he speaks, the minister can't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill in, the minister is ashamed to be with him, and the minister asks His Majesty to cure Xue Conggui for the crime of bullying the king." ”

Liu Wei looked at Huangfu Ruo, who was full of nonsense, and asked, "When did this happen?" ”

"Uh... This..."

Huangfu pondered for a while, and said nonsense: "About half a month ago. ”

"Then why didn't you tell me about it at the time?" Liu Wei asked.

"The minister was afraid of Xue Conggui's obscenity, and was worried that he would be retaliated against by him, so he concealed this matter for him.

When the emperor said this, he actually howled and cried in public.

If the emperor gave everyone a good start, everyone saw this, and immediately hugged each other and cried.

"Xue thief misunderstands the country, Xue thief misunderstands the country."

Among them, Yibu Shangshu cried the most sadly, but he saw that he was desperately waving Wang Baquan at the dragon pillar in the hall, and at the same time slammed his head into the dragon pillar, and there were words in his mouth: "If the thief is not removed, disaster will come." ”

The Ministry of Rites Shangshu said, and did not forget to look back at the subordinates in the ministry, if he found that someone dared not cooperate with him, he would immediately cast a death eye at that person, hating to stare at the other party and unable to take care of themselves.

When he moved his gaze to Chai Shao, he found that Chai Shaozheng was standing there with the old god, looking like he had nothing to do with himself, he suddenly became angry and desperately glanced at Chai Shao.

After a long time.

The old-eyed and dizzy Ministry of Rites Shangshu rubbed his sour eyes and said: "The Chai Shao, relying on his deep favor by His Majesty, always sings against the old man, and he is really angry with me, after this incident, the old man will definitely make you look good." ”

Zhao Yu stood in place in a daze, looking at everything that happened in front of him with a confused expression, and said in his heart: "Who am I?" Where am I? What's going on here? ”

Zhao Yu can be regarded as a long insight today, the scene in front of him is completely beyond the scope of his understanding, the early dynasty in his imagination should not be like this, in his opinion, the early dynasty should be Zhu Zigui of the Manchu Dynasty, all of them are scholars, and where is the current Xuanzheng Hall still a little bit of the appearance of the early dynasty, this is simply a vegetable market.

In Zhao Yu's opinion, even the aunts and aunts who sell vegetables in the vegetable market are better than the group of old hooligans wearing various official robes in front of them.

Just when Zhao Yu was confused, Yuwen Chengdu had already come to his side silently.

Yuwen Chengdu gently tugged at the corner of his clothes.

Zhao Yu looked at Yuwen Chengdu with a puzzled expression, and said, "I don't know what the general commands?" ”

Yuwen Chengdu smiled slightly and said, "It's time for you to appear, Your Majesty is watching you." ”

Zhao Yu frowned and said, "What do you mean?" ”

"Aren't you going to be a lonely minister? What's wrong? Could it be that he regretted it so quickly? Yuwen Chengdu said coldly.

Zhao Yu was shocked, stretched out his hand and pointed to the group of Manchu Dynasty civil and military who were rolling in the Xuanzheng Palace, and said: "In this situation, how dare the last general open his mouth easily?" ”

"So... You're not going to be a loner again, are you? Yuwen Chengdu's face immediately became gloomy.

Zhao Yu waved his hand again and again, and defended himself head-on: "The general misunderstood, the last general just wants to be a living orphan minister, not a dead orphan minister. ”

"If you are a lonely minister, you can live, but if you don't be a lonely minister, you will die."

Yuwen Chengdu said, forcibly pulling Zhao Yu and letting him face the direction where Liu Wei was.

And when Zhao Yu found that Liu Wei was looking at him playfully, his heart suddenly tightened, and he suddenly had a feeling of being targeted by his prey.

"Forget it, just die."

Zhao Yu gritted his teeth, bowed to Liu Wei, who was sitting on the dragon chair, and said loudly: "The minister seconded the proposal." ”