Chapter 270: It's Rolling, Mommy! Wang Lei's fright!
"Grandma, what do you look like again?" Song Zhizhi heard the complaints of several people, and suddenly had a bold guess, but he felt that it was reasonable.
"It's fat and round, looks like a fool, has a big head and small ears, a mouth like a black blind man, big eyes, and two dark circles under his eyes are very dark and big, just in our bamboo forest!"
Grandma Song hurriedly said it carefully, she was very distressed, but she kept those bamboos for summer mats and boards!
"And it's a scoundrel, I yelled at him, and it kept chasing me, if it weren't for the fifth and fifth daughter-in-law running with me and designated to catch up with me, I wouldn't be able to beat me!"
Eighty percent of them are giant pandas!!
Song Zhizhi only felt that his adrenaline was soaring, and the whole person was so excited that he couldn't do it, and in his last life, he watched the news that in the eighties and nineties, there were wild giant pandas in many remote mountain villages who went to other people's houses to eat.
At that time, she was very envious, but she didn't expect that good days would come so quickly, woo woo, what to do, she can't manage her expressions.
"Grandma, let's go see if it's okay!" Song Zhizhi suppressed his excitement and tried not to look so exaggerated. The family didn't quite understand, how could Song Zhizhi want to look at something that looked so strange.
What if it hurts?
"No, no, it's too dangerous, let's go get rid of it!" Grandpa Song was the first to object.
"Yes, you can't go and see it, let's go find a few people to blast it out, drive you away and come out again!" Uncle is also serious, Song Zhizhi is going crazy, rolling, cute and loving, drive it out?
Please, she'd rather get out of this house and give up a spot by herself!
"No, grandparents, uncles, aunts...... Aunt Five, listen to me, that animal, if you guess correctly, should be a national treasure panda, a giant panda, a national treasure, so I want to confirm it. ”
If she hadn't known that this family was illiterate and didn't understand anything, she would really feel that the family was not a good person.
Nowadays, the Internet is not developed, and farmers like them in the mountains and old forests may only be able to look at stamps when they see giant pandas, but everyone generally does not pay attention to what is on the stamps......
Hearing the three words of the giant panda, Grandpa Song shook his head, "Impossible, your grandfather I have seen it on TV before, it is black and white, this one, it is black, yellow, black and yellow, you say that it is a black blind variant, I think it is more credible!" ”
Black, yellow, black, yellow?
Song Zhizhi was stunned, brown panda!
"Grandpa, just let me see, you close the door of the firewood room, I will take a look in the crack of the window, and nothing will happen!" Song Zhizhi begged coquettishly and motioned for the other brothers to help speak.
The seven brothers of the Song family immediately began.
"Mom and Dad, I think so!"
"Grandpa, grandpa, I want to see it too, take a look, just take a look, it's okay, in case it's really a national treasure!"
"Yes, grandma, we won't be beaten through the window......"
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Eight children quarreled, a few adults really couldn't stand it, so they had to agree, a few uncles picked up a flat hoe, kitchen knife and other weapons to defend, Grandma Song went to lock the door, led a few small ones to open the window and look inside.
Song Zhizhi stood at the front, just at a glance, she was sure, that is rolling!
Black and yellow, black and yellow, after her careful observation, it is dirty and not cleaned!
"Grandma, you see that it seems to be dirty, not this color, you look at the hair on the belly, does it look white?"
Song Zhizhi guided, Grandma Song and the others nodded, and no one dared to pant or make a sound, for fear of being frightened and attacked.
"Let's put a big basin of water for him, and then he will be able to see it when it washes itself!" Song Zhizhi suggested that several elder brothers go out directly and carry the largest one-square-meter iron basin in the family to start irrigating.
The iron basin was a little rusty, and Song Zhizhi remembered that it was the big pot that the family used to make tofu and flour every year.
I've given a bath, can I still use it?
After the water was filled, Song Zhizhi and the others retreated, the uncle went to open the door of the firewood room, and the family instantly retreated and hid in the distance to observe, only to see the giant panda looking east and west, swaying step by step, and walked out innocently, with a pair of black eyes that were exceptionally clear, bright and simple.
Seeing that Song Zhizhi's heart is about to melt, huh, it's so cute, mother, she saw a live giant panda, a giant panda who was not locked up in the zoo!
The giant panda was not afraid of people at all, but just glanced at Song Zhizhi and the others a few times, and found that there was no danger, so he decisively climbed into the basin and began to play in the water, and as time went on, most of the black and white on its body was exposed.
The whole family widened their eyes and opened their mouths, especially Grandma Song, "Mom, it's really a giant panda, I actually picked up a national treasure!" ”
"Old woman, what should I do now, keep it?" Grandpa Song has lived for decades and can't make up his mind for the first time.
"It's illegal to keep it, call the police!" Song Zhizhi was simply decisive, and she was reluctant to wow, but it was not suitable to be artificially captive...... And according to the current situation, this rolling will have to stay in front of her for at least a day and a night.
She's satisfied!
"Then who will call the police, and who will believe it?" Uncle thinks that others don't believe it when he says it.
"What kind of police, Song Zhizhi, you won't entertain guests, just call the police!" A hearty laugh came from under the ladder, startling the old Song family, who were concentrating and staring at the rolling.
The whole family was terrified!
Frightened the rolling again, and moved directly, which frightened the old Song family and others again, for fear that the giant panda would attack people, the family rushed into Song Zhizhi's house nearby, only opening the window.
Fortunately, Rolling was also timid, and he rushed directly into the firewood room again, Wang Lei walked up with the camera and was stunned by the scene in front of him, he was stunned in place, doubting life!
He seems to have seen a giant panda just now!
Fake it!
The uncle was quick and hurriedly ran out to close the door of the firewood room, and the whole family breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Wang Lei when he had time, Wang Lei smiled embarrassedly.
"Grandpa Song, Grandma Song, hello, do you remember me, I am the reporter Wang Lei who went to the school to interview Song Zhizhi before!"
"Remember, why did you come here, look at you sweating profusely, eldest daughter-in-law, go and get a bowl of noodles, Zhizhi, you go and bring a glass of water to the eldest brother......"
Grandma Song nodded hurriedly, dragged the person into the hall, and pressed her chest with palpitations.
Wang Lei still had the black and white fart he saw just now in his mind, so he asked when he picked up the water, "Zhizhi, what were you doing just now, I think I seem to have seen a giant panda!" ”
"Big brother, be confident, remove the like!" Song Zhizhi simply, in Wang Lei ((유∀유|||)) 's expression opened again, "That's the giant panda, who just came into my house, and we just don't know what to do!" ”
Wang Lei silently drank his saliva, suppressed his shock, and then raised his head again, "Are you sure it's not a dog or a giant panda?" Song Zhizhi, don't fool me, I'm a reporter! ”