Chapter 798: I'll Squeeze Your OO
In the kitchen in the academy.
"Boy, it's not bad, I've been promoted to level nine in half a year. The chef who has been milking Tang Yan praised Tang Yan and said.
"This is all taught by the teacher, by the way, I recently studied the first martial spirit: poop, and I found that as long as you use soul power to infuse it and rub it, you can make it change into the shape you want. Although it stinks a little, it tastes very good, and you have eaten it, and if you use it to make it on top of the dim sum, it will become a durian crisp, which is very delicious. "Tang Yan has not been without achievements in the past six months, he has been trying to find ways to change his martial soul, although he can't change the change of his martial soul, but he can pinch the stool into something else.
"Durian crisp?" the chef asked.
"Yes, it's durian crisp, by the way, you don't seem to know how to make it, so let's teach you, but I want one-third of the money from the sale." All you need to do is make a little flour!" Tang Yan said to him.
"Have you made less money in the past six months?" He thought that Tang Yan earned four hundred soul gold coins from here every month, and after the school started, there were many students looking for him, and the male and female students in the senior grades came to buy milk from him, as for the stool that was pinched into ingots by Tang Yan, he said.
"No one owes much money, you know, I am an orphan, I was raised by the village chief, I have to give him a hundred soul gold coins a month for pension. Tang Yan said to him/
"Well, if your durian crisp can be sold for money, I'll give you two-thirds of it. If it weren't for Tang Yan, who was only a six-year-old child, he would really regard Tang Yan as a friend.
To make durian crisp, it's very simple, Tang Yan turns into a lump of stool and comes out, and then infuses the soul power into the stool, rubs it with flour, rolls the white flour into a golden color, and finally pours a bottle of milk together and mixes it together. Then they were made into small balls and placed in a baking oven for a fire elemental soul master to bake, and bursts of milky fragrance with the fragrance of durian smoked in the cafeteria.
"It looks very good, I wonder how it tastes?" The first plate has fifty pieces, which have been baked and turned into golden-colored dim sum, and I picked one up and ate it: "Well, it's good, it's delicious, it's crispy, it's sweet, it's fragrant, it's milky, it feels like it's melting in your mouth, well, it's delicious, come, you can eat one too." ”
"Hmm. It's really delicious. The bakers next to him also ate and praised the deliciousness of these dim sums.
"One furnace can bake two hundred, if one copper soul coin is one, you can only earn two gold coins, too little, do you say it, it's not enough hard work. Besides, the students here are so rich, so let's sell them by portions, six copies, one portion, one gold coin per cent, and only bake one furnace a day, less is expensive, and if you do too much, it will be worthless. Tang Yan said to these big chefs.
"I said you, it's a waste of talent if you're not a cook, you can do whatever you say, but okay, we have one-third of our income. "They found that cooperating with Tang Yan made more money than usual, although the canteen here is from the school, but they have contracted it here, and they only need to pay the school some contract fees every month.
"Uncle, you guys slowly sell the money, I'm going to class!" Tang Yan didn't say anything, just left the cafeteria with a smile.
In the past half a year, in addition to learning the afterimage maze steps, Tang Yan has also learned a powerful mental method, which is more powerful than the golden bell jar, if he is practiced, then he is definitely a little strong. In the same grade, he is the best poop king, and he has also become the father of the senior class. However, most of the senior students are boys looking for Tang Yan for milk bottles, and there are very few girls, at the beginning, there were so few, but after seeing Tang Yan's obscene animals, no girls dared to look for Tang Yan anymore, and some of them also asked boys to help sell milk.
"Little daddy, you stop for me. A girl who looked sixteen or seventeen years old, who looked smart, appeared behind Tang Yan and stopped Tang Yan.
"You, who are you?" said Tang Yan when she saw this delicate, delicate, and delicious girl.
"I want a bottle of milk with 100 percent and 50 strength!" she didn't introduce herself to Tang Yan, but just took out two gold coins and stuffed them into Tang Yan's hand, and said to Tang Yan with a red face.
"Okay, you wait!"
Tang Yan put the gold coin into the soul guide belt given to him by the dean, the so-called soul guide belt, in the middle is a star sapphire, and the space inside is five cubic meters. And this belt, whether it is a child or an adult, it has a telescopic function, the eldest lady is applicable, after Tang Yan put the soul gold coin into the soul guide, his eyes began to narrow, staring at the pair of small peaks on the girl's chest, as if he was thinking about something. Stretch out a pair of small hands on her chest, fifty centimeters away from her chest, make a claw movement, and the five fingers on the small hands are closed one by one, saying:
"I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze ......"
"Smack!" Tang Yan's incantation hadn't finished yet, and he was instigated by this girl's light to fly a few meters away.
"You nasty thing, I sell milk with you, and you want to take advantage of me. As she spoke, circles of energy rose from her feet, and five soul rings appeared on the top of her head, two yellow, two purple, and one black.
"Big sister, you misunderstood, this spell is like this, don't believe it, you go ask those big brothers. Tang Yan sat on the ground with an aggrieved look, touched the finger prints on his face, and scolded in his heart: "Your sister, if Lao Tzu is not a little younger, I will definitely press you here and fuck you, and blow up your two jade rabbits." ”
"Is your spell really like this?" Hearing Tang Yan's words, the anger in her body slowly subsided.
"I've decided, don't milk me anymore, here are three soul gold coins, I'll give it back to you, one more, it should be given to you. Tang Yan threw back three soul gold coins and said to her.
"You, no, I want milk, otherwise I will beat you and you can't take care of yourself!" is the most popular sentence in the academy, that is, to hit the other party who can't take care of himself, can't take care of himself, at most, just lie in bed for a few days.
"Don't you have milk on you, you can squeeze it yourself, at most I'll borrow an empty bottle to milk it for you. Tang Yan pointed to this handsome girl and said.
"You, are you looking for death, I'll give you another chance, if you don't squeeze it, if you don't squeeze it, I'll abolish you!" he scolded in a slightly flirtatious tone when he heard Tang Yan's words. Seriously, if Tang Yan was not a six-year-old child, she would really beat Tang Yan to the point that she couldn't take care of herself.
"I'm milking, I'm milking, I'm milking, I'm milking, milking your. Tang Yan was the same as just now, but the distance was a little farther, four meters away, and he added an extra sentence to squeeze the other party's milk after the spell.
"You ......" If she hadn't seen a baby bottle appear in Tang Yan's hand, she would really want to pounce on this little guy. Seeing the milk bottle appear in Tang Yan's hand, he was thinking in his heart: "Could it be that his spell is true, this, this obscene." ”
"What are you, do you want to, don't want me to drink your milk myself!" Tang Yan said to her.
"What do you say, whose milk do you say you drink?" she has never bullied others, and she didn't expect to be bullied by this little hairy head.
"I said I sucked your milk, this is it!" Tang Yan looked at the two jade rabbits on her chest, and pointed to the bottle in her hand.
"Hmph!" Hearing Tang Yan's words, she snatched it over and snorted fiercely.
Watching this senior girl leave, Tang Yan touched the hot five finger prints on his face, and wondered in his heart, will he not sell milk to girls in the future? Alas, he really doesn't understand why the spell of the first ring of this poop martial soul tells me to squeeze me, squeeze me, squeeze me, and have to do some actions to turn into a bottle. Doesn't this tell women that they want to milk their milk?
The girl just now was a girl in the fifth grade of the senior year, and now she was betting with a certain student, so she found Tang Yan, the little daddy, but she didn't expect to be ashamed of this little guy. Holding the warm bottle, in order to win, she was like a baby, holding the soft pacifier above, and sucking it with a red face. Bursts of warm currents flowed throughout the body, and the power exploded, increasing by one hundred and fifty percent!
"These two soul gold coins are not spent in vain, well, no wonder those boys say they are delicious!" she thought as she sucked in her head as the senior boys were discussing the issue of human milk. I thought about it and thought: "The teacher in the food department said that girls drink a lot of milk and have a breast enlargement effect, I don't know if it's true?"
Her idea was right, the girls in the academy drank Tang Yan's milk for a few months, and the pair of things on her chest did get a little bigger, but everyone didn't pay attention to this problem. And Tang Yan didn't have any proof that his milk could enlarge breasts, so he didn't do publicity activities, just promoted the benefits of his milk and stool.
The second month, one morning.
"Teacher, where are we going now?" Early in the morning, Tang Yan was picked up by the dean and asked.
"You are now level 20, I have to hunt a second soul ring for you, if you can absorb the 90,000-year soul ring, the second martial soul, I and the elders in the academy, give you a 100,000-year soul beast ring. The dean said with this innate dual martial soul, and it was a rare auxiliary soul master.
"Oh!" Tang Yan nodded.
"I've thought about it for you, you now have a strength bonus, and you also have a speed bonus, and you'll be hunted with a spirit bonus, or a defense bonus, and the rehabilitation type is also good. He said to Tang Yan.
Tang Yan was promoted to level ten in seven months, he was not surprised at all, under his teaching, it was normal to be promoted to level ten in seven months, how to say that now he is just a martial soul awakening. If it is after level 30, if you upgrade to level 10 in seven months, this will be surprising, from level 1 to level 90, every level 30 is a watershed, level 30 is a level, level 60 is a level, level 90 is also a level, and some people are stuck there for a lifetime. If you break through, it is very difficult to move up one level at a time, and it is not bad to be able to move up one or two levels a year.
In Tang Yan's class, in addition to him, there are also several eighteenth levels, and it cannot be said that Tang Yan is a genius when he is promoted to the tenth level, and every time he is promoted to the tenth level, Tang Yan's body has a little more soul power, and the speed of cultivating those ancient mental methods is also a little faster.
"Teacher, where are we going to the forest?" asked Tang Yan as he was holding him in the air.
"To the primeval forest, there are soul beasts that are more than 90,000 years old there, and the forests that the principality has captive are only forty or fifty thousand years old at most, and there is nothing you are looking for. The dean used his soul power to cover Tang Yan and flew east at a speed of five hundred kilometers per hour.
"Oh. Teacher, what kind of soul bones do you think I attach is the best?" Tang Yan didn't know much about soul bones.
"There is no rule for this, you are a food-based soul master, you only know that every time you add a soul bone, your ability is a little stronger, but I still recommend that you add a spirit system, so that your spiritual power is a little stronger, if you are in a big war, you can summon more food out. It won't be because of lack of energy!" the dean explained to Tang Yan.
"Oh, I understand!" Tang Yan heard his words, and also understood, he was a food-based soul master, and he didn't have too many restrictions on the need for soul bones, strength, speed, defense, and spirit could all be attached.
There are six types of soul bones, the skull, the left and right arm bones, the left and right leg bones, and the vertebrae. The soul bone multi-soul beast falls out of the body, which can be separated into the human body, increase the strength of the human being, and can also add skills. It is something that the soul master dreams of all his life, even if he has a title Douluo, he may not have a soul bone, these things are hard to find.
This book was first published in Reading Rim