I walked to the backyard and walked around for a while, and sure enough, I was able to find it by smelling it.

This ancient latrine is really like this.

walked over, but found that there were already people, so I had no choice but to wait.

But I saw an old man next to him, peeing unscrupulously next to him, and that's it, the key is to pee in the pool on the side.

That's a bit too much.

stepped forward, patted the old man's shoulder, and said: "Old man, you are not right, the water in this pool, not to mention what it is for, but it must be used, you are so unscrupulous, it is a bit excessive." ”

The old man was startled, trembling, his urine was off, and he spilled on his shoes, and his face suddenly became ugly.

Put on his pants, turned around, and looked Zhou Ningchuan up and down with unkind eyes.

Zhou Ningchuan saw that the clothes on this old man's body were of good materials, and he should also be a wealthy family.

"I think you are also a person with a family background, why are you so unruly?"

The old man stared at Zhou Ningchuan impatiently, and asked very arrogantly: "Do you catch fast or not, do you care where I pee?" ”

"Although I don't care about this, but you are very unfortunate like this, and you have no sense of public morality." Zhou Ningchuan said.

"Oh, then you just bear with it and hold it back."

The old man said arrogantly, without taking Zhou Ningchuan in his eyes at all, with his hands behind his back, he planned to leave.

Zhou Ningchuan was a little angry when he said this, relying on the old and selling the old?

Do you really think I'm a bully?

Zhou Ningchuan said: "I have always heard the elders educate that for the elderly, they must be both capable and virtuous, highly respected, and should be a model for people, but you are a person who knows etiquette and shame, but what about you, but let me know that what I said is not true, there is such a gap with Xiaosheng, you are also the boss of the people, and you are really disrespectful to the old people who do this." ”

"You, you...... Don't bully me into getting old. The old man was speechless for a while, and pointed at Zhou Ningchuan.

Zhou Ningchuan smiled and continued: "Bullying you old? That's not right, isn't it, why am I bullying you for getting old? The water in this pool is for other people's needs, and you are wrong to behave like this, so how can you say that I am cheating you old? ”

"Hmph, nosy, if it weren't for the old man's troubles, I would teach you how to respect your elders." The old man pointed at Zhou Ningchuan and said angrily.

"Pick me up?"

Zhou Ningchuan pinched his chin, suddenly had an idea, and said with a dark smile: "I see that you are dressed extraordinarily, and you are also a big family." ”

"What? Are you scared? The old man raised his head proudly.

"No, no, no, you must also be an educated person, in this way, I will make a couplet, you can think about it without thinking about it, immediately pick it up, and today's matter will be considered the past."

When the old man was said like this, he really wanted to see and understand, and said, "Hey, you kid, okay, I want to see how good you are." ”

"Then you're fine, it's not the north and the south."

"It's not a thing down there, that's it?"

The old man didn't even think about it, he blurted out directly, and after speaking, he began to taunt Zhou Ningchuan, at this level, he was embarrassed to show off, and he crushed it casually.

smiled and said, "Young man, you better go back and study for a few more years, and then challenge the old man, hahahaha." ”

It can be described as a spring breeze, just like taking the top prize.

Zhou Ningchuan also laughed, and the old man thought, I won, you are laughing at a fart.

I only heard Zhou Ningchuan say slowly: "You are indeed not a thing." ”

Only then did the old man realize the problem, his face was red, and he pointed at Zhou Ningchuan, and was about to scold, but he couldn't scold a word.

"Be a good man."

Zhou Ningchuan patted the old man's shoulder, ignored the old man, and the old man left with a red face.

"Brother Tai is funny, come up with this couplet to humiliate him."

But I saw a boy in brocade walking out of the pit.

Zhou Ningchuan: "=-="

Why is the painting style so weird?

Can you come out first and then speak, if the place is not right, don't pretend to be a superior.

Masters usually come out of a thatched hut, or suddenly appear when you are anxious, or the fairy wind bones suddenly pull you and talk to you.

But you just got up from the digging pit, and you can't wait to open the door, what's the matter?

Perverted!

"I've seen Brother Tai, and I'm in Xia Fanchonghao." Fan Chonghao said to Zhou Ningchuan.

Zhou Ningchuan: "=-="

"Can you come out first and let me finish my toilet?"

A forced smile was revealed.

"Oh, sorry, on a whim, forgot."

Walking out embarrassed, Zhou Ningchuan shook his head, most likely a strange thing, walked into the toilet, and was just about to close.

Fan Chonghao slammed the door and said, "I was a big husband just now, don't worry about it." ”

Zhou Ningchuan: "......"

A mouthful of teeth clenched, if it weren't for the three urgency of the person, now they would have pressed this person to the ground and beaten him, "I know, you wait for me for a while, okay?" ”

"Please." Fan Chonghao made a gesture of please, and then did not disturb Zhou Ningchuan.

Zhou Ningchuan only felt that this was mostly a strange thing, and it was better to communicate less.

Mom won't let me play with fools, it will lower my IQ.

......

Zhou Ningchuan opened the door and saw that there was no one outside, so he walked out and saw that Fan Chonghao was gone.

Relieved, it's good that this fool didn't get entangled.

Walking into the Drunken Immortal Residence, two men with sabers blocked Zhou Ningchuan in his way.

Zhou Ningchuan frowned, who are these two? I'm still wearing clothes that catch fast, and you dare to stop me so arrogantly?

"Who are you?"

The two strong men glanced at Zhou Ningchuan, confirmed the generality, and then said: "My son-in-law asked us to wait for you here, you come with me, my son-in-law wants to see you." ”

"Your son-in-law?" Zhou Ningchuan pinched his chin, and when he thought about it, he knew that it was the second arm in the toilet before.

A strong man is tall, burly and powerful, his strength must be extraordinary, his family background must be good, and he is a person with status and status.

It's not bad to make friends, but thinking of the scene just now, most of this Fanchonghao's brain is not very smart, so forget it.

Zong Yuquan: They are also waiting for themselves to go back.

"Forget it, you and your son-in-law said that it is better to see each other than not to see each other, it is just a one-sided relationship."

Bypassing the two men, they were going to leave.

They stretched out their hands and blocked Zhou Ningchuan's way.

This made Zhou Ningchuan angry, put one hand on the saber, puffed up his chest, and said, "You two retreat quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for being polite." ”

The two of them smiled, Rao stared at Zhou Ningchuan interestingly, didn't take Zhou Ningchuan in his eyes, and said, "Oh? Then tell me how you want to be polite to the two of us. ”

Without the slightest fear, let Zhou Ningchuan show the so-called unwelcome.

Zhou Ningchuan did not hesitate, stepped forward, squeezed between the two, and hit his shoulder on the chest of the two.

Adjust your breath and apply force to the two of them.

But no matter how hard Zhou Ningchuan tried, he couldn't shake the two of them for half a point, as if they had hit an iron wall.