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Chapter 432: Weird Little Woman

Master help

Ye Huan hates this sentence the most when he sees Journey to the West, how many times, a child, or a woman, or an old man and old lady shouted out this sentence, and then Tang Xuanzang stupidly came up to be a bad person, and the angry monkey jumped violently, and even vomited blood aggrieved......

The most excessive thing is that when the child, the woman, the old man and the old lady became a demon, almost ate Tang Seng, and was rescued by the monkey with hard work, Tang Seng actually didn't remember Xing for a long time, the same trick, how many times, how many times he ate

I rub

Is there such a fool in the world?

So Ye Huan always felt that Tang Seng had already seen through the monsters, deliberately

As for the woman who suddenly called for help......

This is hell, a barren mountain with no people for hundreds of miles, and a delicate little girl suddenly appeared, shouting for help below...... Do you think you can believe that?

Anyway, Ye Huan felt that this was an authentic monster

At this time, two days had passed since Jiā's hand, and Ye Huan's strength had recovered, and he jumped down from the old pig and came to the edge of the cliff to take a look, it was a raised rock, a girl who was seventeen or eighteen years old, with an average posture, and looked like an ordinary village girl, may have stumbled and fallen, she was lying on the rock, twisting unnaturally, and there was a lot of blood around her that had not dried up......

The wind below the cliff was very strong, and the water splashed up, and it was like a giant * washing, and the girl staggered to the ground, as if she might fall at any moment, fortunately, there were some strong vines on the cliff wall, and she grabbed one of them, and struggled while looking pitifully at the few people above......

This appearance is really a little pitiful

Is this monster quite 'dedicated'......

Ye Huan smiled unhurriedly, "Girl, don't be in a hurry, and tell the poor monk, where did you come from, and why did you fall under this cliff?"

This little woman looks a little angry—she is now broken and bleeding, and she is suffering from the invasion of mountain wind and water, where is she still in the mood to chat? Especially now that Ye Huan has the mentality of teasing monsters, her smile is indeed a little evil. 【Reading.com】

In an instant, a hot current in the little woman's heart seemed to explode, and her heart exploded.

Her eyes immediately turned cold.

But after all, when someone was helping, she still said as gently as possible: "Master, the little woman's surname is Huang, and she is still waiting to be in the boudoir, so the boudoir name is inconvenient...... The little woman's family lives in Baijiazhuang, a hundred miles away, and has never left Zhuangzi since she was a child, I don't want to, the day before yesterday for some reason, suddenly the sky shook and the earth shook, and the little woman's home also fell in the earthquake. The little woman's family also died a lot in the fall, only a few hundred people remained, no food, no relatives and friends, so they had to go out separately to explore the path, or to find some food to go back, but I don't want to, when the little woman was looking for here, a strong wind blew, and the little woman fell down the mountain, fortunately I saw several masters passing by, so I called for help......"

Ye Huan had a chill

This little woman...... rub, actually called herself a little woman

After the first cataclysm, although there were some changes in human culture, it was generally inherited from the 21st century AD, and at that time, who would say 'little woman'?

At that time, normal girls all said 'I', and a little more boldly said 'Miss Ben', even if it was the most old-fashioned ladies of the ancient family, at most they covered their mouths and used their own names to call themselves 'xx how', saying that little women were either joking or neurotic

It's been thousands of years, and the monsters haven't even changed their lines?

Thinking of this, Ye Huan shook his head again and again......

I don't want to, I can't wait for Ye Huan to save people, Huang Xiaowoman's face is even more angry, "Master, the little girl has already said it clearly, why doesn't the master save people?

Ye Huan casually made a joke, "Save people once, one hundred taels"

Anyway, it's a monster, casually teasing Ye Huan's current feeling, as if he received a fraudulent call in his last life, saying that his credit card was maxed out somewhere, he chatted with the liar for a few hours, and hypnotized the liar to go to Luoben......

“......”

The little woman looked at Ye Huan in amazement, as if she didn't believe that there was such a person in the world, and after a while, she snorted heavily, no longer paying attention to Ye Huan, she looked up...... It may be that the fake Tang monk has a kind appearance and a steady temperament, and he looks much kinder than Ye Huan, so she said aggrievedly: "This master, is this your companion? The little girl was born in a good family, and she didn't want to pay attention to this kind of evil monk, and asked the master to rescue her, and the little woman never forgot the master's kindness for the rest of her life."

The fake Tang Seng didn't know what to think, smiled, and asked the guards to go down to save people.

After a while, a big man carried the little woman on his back, and after a simple healing bandage, the little woman's face recovered some blood, she just sat there, thanking her, "Thank you master for helping, the little woman feels ......inexhaustible" said, she glanced at Ye Huan coldly, "Compared with some evil monks, the master is the real great monk, and he has the compassion of my Buddha."

The fake Tang monk smiled: "The female benefactor said that she was joking, in fact, the poor monk is just a junior disciple who likes to make some jokes......

As he spoke, he glanced at the little yellow woman's broken tid, frowned, and said: "Female donor, this place is sinister, it is better to return home as soon as possible, however, the female benefactor is inconvenient to move and can't walk the mountain road......" He thought for a while, "It's better to carry you back on the poor monk's back."

As soon as these words came out, Ye Huan understood what this fake Tang Seng meant.

In Journey to the West, there were many times, after the monster asked for help, it was arranged for the monkey to carry, and then the monster turned his face and took this opportunity to clean up the monkey...... Obviously, the fake Tang Seng is following this paragraph, pretending to carry this monster, and then creating some 'little trouble' for her on the way.

Hehe, this fake Tang Seng actually started to tease monsters

But I didn't think about it, the little woman's face became even colder, he looked at the fake Tang Seng, actually, unexpectedly...... A dagger came out of his boot and struck it around his neck.

"Master, men and women are not kissed, although you are a monk, you are also a man, carrying a little woman...... Hmph, my Buddha has a teaching, the little woman would rather die than let you, the yin monk tarnish the innocence of the little woman."

The little yellow woman's eyes were red, and tears the size of beans actually rolled down.

“......”

“......”

The little woman looked at Ye Huan again, and then at the fake Tang monk, and saw that they were all stunned, and said sadly: "You two brothers and monks, one is greedy for money, it is for the evil monk, the other likes the female sè, it is for the yin monk, it really ruined the reputation of the Buddha, even if the little woman dies today, he will go to hell one day, and he will sue you for the crime of dying in front of the king of Jizo Bodhisattva."

After saying that, she really had to wipe her neck

Of course, the Si guards stopped her, and then all the Si guards turned around together and looked at the two Xuanzang strangely......

What the

Ye Huan couldn't help muttering, "Fake, you also think this is a monster, you're lying to us, right?"

"That's right" The fake Tang Seng was also a little confused, "In the wilderness, a little girl suddenly appeared, and she was full of Chinese, what did she say to save her...... Even if it's not Journey to the West, you and I are not Tang Seng, just an ordinary person, you will find this matter strange and test her with words, but this woman, this woman ......"

It's an exaggeration

Save people, one hundred taels, although this sounds infuriating, as long as you are not too stupid, you should hear that Ye Huan is joking, more than a thousand years have passed since the cataclysm, and more than a thousand years ago, this sentence was already harmless......

The most depressed is the fake Tang monk...... You are injured, I carry you, this, this is the yin monk? little woman, more than a thousand years ago, this is the most ordinary thing according to you, back it is a yin monk, rub, the male f doctor changed to dip in the pig cage, drowned alive

Angry, Ye Huan asked Zen Master Dade, "Master, you saw it just now, poor monk, poor monk...... It's infuriating."

"Amitabha, Master Xuanzang is not in a hurry, the poor monks have seen it, I really don't blame the two masters......" Dade said a fair word, "Besides, the two of them are traveling to the west, and they meet such a woman on the road, such a look, if they are poor monks, they will be more vigilant."

After speaking, he came to the little woman instead of the two of them, and said: "The female benefactor, the poor monk's law name Dade, is the end of this sorrowful stream, the host of the Dade Zen Temple, has lived here for decades, if the female donor is a local, she must have heard the poor monk's law name"

"Dade, sorrow?"

The little woman was stunned, "It's not an eagle sorrow here......"

It may be that the monk Dade is really affinity, the little woman's vigilance was lowered a little, and she breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Master Mo is strange, the little woman has never heard of the master's name, but she has heard of Dade Temple...... Nadade Temple, enshrined three Buddhas, is for the burning of the ancient Buddha, the Buddha, and ...... Pure Altar Venerable, right?"

Well?

When the little woman said the first two Buddhas, everyone thought about it, the past lit the lamp, and now if it comes, the third Buddha must be the future Maitreya, it is for the third Buddha, but she actually said that the third Buddha is Zhu Bajie

When did the old pig sit on an equal footing with those two?

"Has the female benefactor been to Dade Temple?" Dade seemed very happy, "Yes, yes, it is the three Buddhas, the poor monk in this temple, the Buddha enshrined is different from other places, if the female benefactor has not been there, if she is not a local, she will never be able to say"

The little woman became more and more relaxed, and said a little apologetically: "Master, the little woman has indeed been there, but the master is not strange...... When I went, the little girl was still a naughty naughty child, and when she saw that the Buddha statue of the Venerable Jingtan was fat and cute, she was naughty for a while, and carved a couplet on the belly of the Venerable Buddha......"

"Can you eat with a big belly, and you can eat into the world's grievances, so you have to laugh often?" Dade said the first half of the sentence.

"Villains are not allowed, they can't tolerate wise monks, and it's difficult to be the golden body of the Buddha"

The little girl immediately picked up the second half of the sentence, and then nodded happily, "Yes, this is this couplet, the little girl was young at that time, and the writing was childish and ridiculous, which really made the master laugh...... Have you seen this couplet?"

Moment

Dade seemed to have been struck by thunder, and there was no blood on his face, he looked at the little woman Huang blankly, "The payment behind that sentence is the name of the female benefactor...... Huang Ling'er?"

"Ah, the master is really the host of Dade Temple" Huang Ling'er blushed and said: "That is the name of the little woman, which was engraved on the belly of His Holiness at that time."

Dade stopped talking

To be precise, he seemed to be stupid, stunned, stupid, and stood there in a daze, not moving

"Master" Huang Ling'er greeted.

"Ahh

Dade finally sobered up a little, but his face became extremely ugly, struggling, tormenting, squeezing out some smiles and saying, "If the female benefactor can trust the poor monk, the poor monk will send you home...... The poor monks are surrounded by men, and it is inconvenient to carry the female donor, so it is better to wait, the poor monk will make a stretcher for the female benefactor."

"Why bother the master, the little girl can borrow that mount......"

As she spoke, the little woman pointed to a certain mount......

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Ye Huanxiao almost hurt himself.