Chapter 37: The Curious People
After listening to the words of the black starling, Lao Sun really went to Shangxiang to communicate with the land lord.
He knelt there with incense and bowed there for a few minutes, and after a few minutes, when he came out of the temple and saw this black starling, he suddenly became respectful, and even had a little flattery.
- The land lord personally certifies that this black starling is his messenger, representing his will, so naturally he must be respectful.
"Go to the Liu family's compound and find me a cage, I want to live in the cage, let them give me meat to eat, I'm hungry, I want to eat meat."
The black starling said honestly and unceremoniously.
Liu Qing descended on this bird with a séance, and the first thing he felt was hunger and wanted to eat.
It's been a few months since I came to this world, and I haven't caught anything to eat, and I do have some nostalgia.
As for living in the cage, it is to lock up this starling, so that this guy will fly away when his consciousness leaves this bird, then he will have to find another one, which is quite troublesome.
There is such a talking starling, and if there is anything in the future, you can use the séance technique to speak directly, which is much more convenient than dreaming or using small spiritism.
The dream of the house fell asleep.
With a little spiritism,
Lao Sun himself has no meat to eat, so he can't turn it into meat, so he can only go to the Liu family's compound to find Steward Zhou.
A birdcage and a little meat are just a small thing for the Liu family.
But because it involved the ancestor of the Liu family, it actually alarmed Liu Jide and Liu Xingshan.
They burned incense and prayed at that time, and got in touch with Liu Qing to verify whether the matter was true.
After getting the confirmation, they all followed Lao Sun over.
He brought a beautifully crafted birdcage and a plate of fresh lamb to get to know the new oracle.
The black starling jumped into the birdcage, and when he saw the plate of fresh mutton, he cried out unhappily:
"I am an oracle, not a savage animal, I don't want to eat raw meat, I want to eat cooked and spiced."
After coming to this world, he finally gained the ability to eat, but Liu Qing didn't want to eat raw meat.
Liu Jide hurriedly asked Lao Sun to cook this plate of mutton and bring it over.
The black starling shouted again: "I want to drink water, boiled clean water." ”
It's not picky, but as a human being who has crossed over from modern society, I really can't accept drinking raw water.
Liu Jide also arranged for Lao Sun to do it.
When the mutton is cooked, the taste can only be said to be average.
However, Liu Qing hadn't eaten for a few months, and this time eating meat, even with the help of a bird's body, made him satisfy his hunger and get a lot of satisfaction.
The food is quite fragrant.
said that it was a plate, but in fact it was only two or three taels of mutton, and they ate it without pressure, and then they stayed in the cage and said to them:
"Remember to close the cage door, I didn't open the cage for you, you don't open it, no matter how I toss inside, you don't open this door."
He couldn't always put his consciousness on a bird, so he had to prevent this black starling from flying away after his consciousness was withdrawn.
That's why I made such a hint.
This is a wild starling, who has not been trained, and only Liu Qing can speak if he uses séance.
Without séance, it only chirps.
Although Lao Sun didn't understand why, since it was said by the divine envoy, it represented the will of God, so it was natural to abide by it.
The door to the cage was immediately closed.
Liu Qing's consciousness also withdrew from the starling's body.
After exiting, the wild starling regained consciousness and flopped inside the cage to fly out.
But the door was already closed, and no matter how much it fluttered, it couldn't fly out.
The news of the existence of this wild starling also quickly spread in Liuzhen, and even spread outside Liuzhen.
Some idlers heard about such a thing, and they also came to this Liuzhen Land Temple to see what the legendary land god's designated envoy looked like.
In order to show the existence of miracles, and in order to satisfy their curiosity, Liu Qing had to perform séance many times, descending his consciousness on that starling and talking to those idlers.
There is a lot of content in the dialogue, sometimes it is a very childish dialogue:
"What is one plus one?"
"Two."
"I boiled five eggs, my son ate one, my wife ate two, asked, how many eggs are left?"
"Two."
"Am I good-looking or is he good-looking?"
"It's not pretty."
Sometimes there are some high-end conversations:
"Now there are barbarian invasions outside our great cadres every year, droughts and floods alternately occur inside, the imperial court increases taxes every year, but the treasury revenue decreases every year. The common people work day by day, and in the end it is difficult to find food and clothing. The hearts of the people are becoming more and more indifferent, and life is becoming more and more difficult. Is something wrong? ”
"It's a matter of physique."
"What does this mean?"
"It means this national pill."
Sometimes it's a conversation that goes straight to the depths of human nature:
"I saw a beautiful pomegranate skirt in a store in the county two days ago, and I really want to have it, what should I do?"
"Bought it!"
"I saw a very beautiful phoenix hairpin in the goldsmith shop yesterday......"
"Bought it!"
"Liu Ji's sauce-flavored meat in the town is delicious......"
"Bought it!"
There are also very strange dialogues:
"How can I deal with a woman who beats me, scolds me, despises me, despises me, hehe, and abuses me?"
"Just lick her, let her, endure her, coax her, care for her, obey her, and when you get it, you dump her."
It can't be said to be a smooth answer, but at least it makes people feel like they are communicating with a sentient being.
People who come to see the excitement may not necessarily believe in Liu Qing, the land god, but they will spread this incident as a strange story, attracting more people to come and see the strangeness.
- There are more land gods, and there are several land temples in one village, which is not a rare thing.
But the land god also has a talking bird as an envoy, and he can also talk to people, and obviously has his own thinking, which is quite rare.
Tourists who came to see this sacred bird included those from their own town, as well as from neighboring towns, and even other counties came to the back.
The benefit of this to Liu Qing is that the incense has become more vigorous.
- They all came to the temple, and they couldn't help but have incense.
When I saw a person who didn't even have incense on God, and wanted to talk to the divine envoy, there was no door.
In order to deify Liu Qing and attract more incense worshippers, the Liu family really made up some small stories.
However, those stories are not as communicative as a bird that can talk to people.
When the Chinese New Year was approaching, the Land Temple ushered in a group of high-end and high-grade tourists, but it was the two masters in the county who came with dozens of talents to see the psychic bird.
Liu Qing had to brace herself to do business, and once again used the séance technique to descend on that starling brother and deal with them.
- These people are cultural people, they travel extensively, and they like to chant poems and write essays from time to time, and they are happy to serve them, maybe they will write a story with him as the protagonist, and then he will be popular.
When the fire is fired, more people will come to worship.
That means more incense.