"I said, did you kid be cooked? How is it listless? ”

Xie Jin sat on a soft seat, wanting to get up and kowtow to Lu Ning, but as soon as he stood up, he felt a pain in his toes, and began to cry bitterly.

"Master, you want to avenge me, your two apprentices were bullied miserably in the deep mountains and old forests."

Lu Ning was taken aback and hurriedly asked.

"What the hell is going on? After all, you are also the apprentices of the king, who dares to provoke you. ”

Xie Jin's face flushed, and he said helplessly.

"It's a shame to be dead, can you not talk about it?"

Lu Ning snorted and said.

"Love to talk or not, I don't have time to pay attention to you, if you have the spare time to ask you, it is better to enjoy the wind and snow with my Siamese beauty."

Xie Jin seemed to have made up his mind, so he said to Lu Ning.

"We were ordered to escort the prince of Siam back to his homeland, and when we arrived in the land of real wax, we received the highest courtesy from their king, and the king gave us the elephant team he was riding in as a means of transportation, and told us to go through the primeval forest to Siam."

When Lu Ning heard this, he was very puzzled and said.

"Isn't that a good thing, why save lives."

"Master, there is a primitive tribe called Tianjiao Women's Country, and we, as people from the Heavenly Empire, have also been welcomed by the monarchs and ministers of Tianjiao Women's Kingdom, and my senior brother Li Jinglong was even favored by the king and wanted to recruit him as a son-in-law, and I was also favored by the prime minister of that country."

Lu Ning's eyes also widened, completely speechless.

"Are you coming back to be angry with me? If you have this comfort zone, why don't you stay? ”

Xie Jin said with a sad face and continued to explain.

"Master, if you don't get a chance, you go and see what that country is really like, maybe the king will let me and my senior brother go when he sees you."

Lu Ning snorted and said.

"With you and my wife at home, how can I have time to go outside to mess with flowers and grass, etc., are the women of that country beautiful?"

There was infinite contempt in Xie Jin's eyes, but he still answered his question.

"They are all as beautiful as fairies, although the customs are different from ours, but they are all those heart-warming beauties."

Lu Ning thought about it and said again.

"In this case, you are not bullied, on the contrary, there is an affair, I hope you can bring your daughter-in-law back, so that the master and the master and the wife can bless you."

"I want to, Master, but this is fundamentally different from what we imagined."

Xie Jin smiled bitterly and suddenly took off his boots and socks.

Lu Ning looked at his feet and couldn't help but be taken aback.

It turned out that Xie Jin's big feet were tied together by someone somehow, just like a three-inch golden lotus.

"I said what are you doing here, do you want to be a woman like that?"

Xie Jin smiled bitterly and said.

"I'm a dignified man, how can I want to be a woman? It's just that the customs there are indeed strange. ”

"What's weird? Tell me about it. ”

After listening to Master's question, Xie Jin suddenly felt quite aggrieved, and couldn't help but cry bitterly.

Lu Ning asked with a burst of disdain in his heart.

"What is the big man crying about? If you have something to say, I have to hurry up and accompany your teachers and sisters when I am done. ”

Xie Jin sobbed and cried.

It turned out that their group passed by Tianjiao Women's Country and saw that the streets were full of beautiful women, and these beauties were very happy when they looked at him and their eyes were shining.

Although the soldiers of the Ming Dynasty were quite disciplined in the early Ming Dynasty, and no one dared to flirt with beautiful women in public, there were always a few innocuous jokes.

Who knows, these beauties were taken seriously, and when they arrived in the capital of Tianjiao Women's Country, there were many beauties who invited Li Jinglong and their troops to their homes to worship and marry.

And Xie Jin is one of them, and he was directly hit by the prime minister.

For such an affair, Xie Jin naturally readily agreed.

Who knew that after being taken to the Prime Minister's Mansion, several sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys walked out, rushed up, and began to judge him.

"I said this brother, your appearance is really 'a shameful flower in the closed moon'."

Xie Jin was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh at the time, and replied speechlessly.

"I said a few little brothers, the Closed Moon Shy Flower is to describe women, why do you want to use it on me, a big man?"

One of the boys said.

"Don't you know, in our place, women are the characters who stand up to the sky, and we men are just accessories to please women with their appearance."

When Xie Jin heard this, he was immediately drunk, wouldn't he even be as good as a son-in-law.

It's just that these boys are quite clever, and they rush to come and take off his shoes and wash his feet.

Xie Jin is very responsive, if this is some smart and clever girl, it will naturally agree.

Ask some men to hold his feet, and look at it with an appreciative eye, and feel that the bottom of the table is full of thorns, which makes people restless.

Just as he was about to refuse, the men had already taken off his shoes and taken off his socks.

Suddenly seeing his pair of heavenly feet, they were very surprised.

"It is said that your Ming Dynasty is a state of etiquette, why don't the men there have three obedience and four virtues? A pair of feet is so big, these shoes can be used as a boat, but unfortunately, you, a half-cut beauty, can't get the favor of the prime minister. ”

Xie Jin was completely out of power by them, and asked very strangely.

"Let's be clear, I'm a big man, and foot binding is a woman's business, why do you want to put it on me?"

But now no one paid attention to him, and seeing that he was about to stand up, he quickly found a rope and tied his body to the back of the chair, so that he naturally remained motionless.

Then, some people brought a cloth belt several feet long and strangled him violently on his feet, so painful that he screamed like a pig.

He heard a man next to him persuade him.

"I said this little brother, don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, that is, your identity as a Ming person, the prime minister will look at you differently, if you are just a person from our Tianjiao Female Country, even if you are wrapped in a three-inch golden lotus, the prime minister will disdain you."

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