Sixty times Linghu sued
The boat drifted down the river, about six or seven miles, Ling Huda finally couldn't help it: Wang Guoshi, I heard that he did another great good deed yesterday and found hundreds of children.
Wang Yuanzhi flipped the juice soup, and said with a smile: There is such a thing, but the poor Dao just followed to see the excitement.
Ling Huda hurriedly said: The national teacher is also a real person! This son is now on an errand under the national teacher, and his contribution is the contribution of the national teacher, and his meritorious service is the meritorious service of the national teacher.
Wang Yuanzhi smiled: Haha, there is such a good thing?
Ling Huda sighed secretly in his heart, this Taoist priest really lives in the mountains all the year round, and he doesn't know anything about the affairs of the officialdom. Okay, the old man added some more ingredients, and the Taoist priest must have pounced on it.
Ling Huda stroked his long beard: National teacher, it's just a pity that I couldn't catch the Tao brothers......
"It's stewed!" Ziyi carefully divided the meat into four tea bowls, and then poured the soup from the spout.
Lord Linghu, come, you are welcome, just like in your own home. Delicious, rare is a smell of tea seems to come out of the bones, and seems to float on the eight sides of the Lingtai.
Ling Huda didn't want to sweep his face, so he took a bowl but didn't eat or drink.Said coldly: Isn't this belly joy even the kingdom master exempt from vulgarity? Buddha jumped over the wall, and the pot king was eight.
Tao Te Ching, Chapter 12.
The five colors make people blind, galloping the field hunt makes people crazy, the rare goods make people uncomfortable, the five flavors make people's mouths refreshed, and the five tones make people deaf. It is also the rule of the saints, for the belly and not for the goal, so go to the other and take this.
Among them, there are "five flavors that make the mouth feel refreshed", that is, the more delicacies you eat, the worse the taste, and the worse your appetite.
This is a wise saying, so that Hu Da knows, Wang Yuanzhi has no reason not to know, so he snorted: This five-colored, five-flavor, five-tone sage regards it as dung, but it's a pity, how holy is the poor road? Not only is it not a saint, but it is not even a sage, at most it is not a mediocre person, a fool, an ordinary person, and an idler who is more than an idler with idle clouds and wild cranes.
Ling Huda laughed, and sure enough, he ate two pieces of meat: the national teacher is not an idler, but a strange person, okay! The old man will accompany the national teacher to taste Wang Bacha at night!
Wang Yuanzhi secretly scolded, if you eat, you can eat, if you don't eat, you won't eat, there are really not many in this pot: my lord, it's so delicious, it's better to write a poem and sing an aria.
Ling Huda didn't understand that Wang Yuanzhi wanted to occupy his mouth: the national teacher promoted the lower officials, the old man is not a talented man with a chapter, and the emperor has the ability to write hundreds of poems at the banquet. It's just that although this turtle soup tastes good, it may not be as good as another thing.
Adults don't have to spare it, it's a good thing in the end, and you can get it and taste it when you have time.
Linghuda raised his head high: I can't eat it, I'm addicted to it!
Wang Yuanzhi is even more curious: It's okay to eat the ingredients once, and as long as it's not expensive, it's okay to be addicted.
Ling Huda got up and paced to the bow of the boat: It's not expensive, but there is nowhere to buy it, so you can only steal!
Wang Yuanzhi said with a smile: Interesting, then it is dedicated to stealing corrupt officials, corrupt officials, thieves and robbers. Not only did he not break the vows, but he also accumulated good karma, immeasurable heavenly dignity.
Ling Huda immediately shook his head, not only did he accumulate good karma but also greatly damaged his yin virtue, even if this thing was owned by the villain.
Ziyi asked: Lord Linghu, you just said it, even I want to know what it is.
"Everyone has seen this thing, it is the thing you rescued yesterday. The old man finally got to the point.
"Human flesh!" Wang Yuanzhi suddenly changed color: "Even children eat it! This is more powerful than Pan Demon Monk." ”
Ziyi was disgusted when he heard this, and poured all the Wang Bacha into the water.
Linghuda added ingredients again: specially picked up three or four-year-old children, removed their heads and feet, steamed them in the basket, and then reconciled the five flavors. Hehe, compared to the purple clay pot stewed Wang Ba of the great master, I don't know who is higher and who is lower?
Wang Yuanzhi scolded in his heart: This old boy has disturbed a good supper!
Ling Huda's sleeves shook and told him directly: Yesterday, the Tao brothers' treacherous plot was exposed, and they all ran to the top boss of the lower officials, Kaihe, and Uncle Ma, the head of the river. It is expected that Mr. Ma didn't know that the Tao brothers gave him human flesh, but only steamed mutton. At this moment, the Dow brothers will inevitably be coerced with each other. In order to protect himself, Mr. Ma must protect these three brothers, so that's it, but yesterday Mr. Ma actually took the initiative to change the river and dig more than 30 miles to bypass the area of Xiamazhuang. I'm afraid this is also related to Dow. These two cases are both major crimes of extermination! When the case was discovered, he hoped that the national teacher and the subordinate officials would testify to clear his innocence.
Wang Yuanzhi wiped his mouth and said: Where did Lord Linghu come from, he is a second-class member of the court, why not play the Nine Heavens, the emperor will not be able to spare him!
Ling Huda hurriedly said: Officialdom is not a dojo, and the old man is afraid that he will not be able to reach the emperor's hands, and his old life will be suspended! Unless he can directly face the saint!
Wang Yuanzhi pondered and talked for a long time, it turned out that he wanted to sue the emperor for you. Lao Tzu came out to find Yulu Jindan, but it was too late to grease the soles of his feet, how could he go back empty-handed and throw himself into the net.
Seeing that he was silent, Ling Huda said: The national teacher and the gods have descended to earth, this little matter is difficult for the national teacher! Just look at the face of the murdered young child who unjustly died the river worker. The national teacher also wants to help the old man.
This is the truth, every more mile of the river, I don't know how many more river workers will die.
However, Wang Yuanzhi secretly thought: This old boy has poured ecstasy soup and has tried to penetrate the intestinal poison in a blink of an eye! Not to mention that this is only his side of the story.
Wang Yuanzhi thought for a moment and said: The post can be transmitted by the poor road. It's just to make it clear, it's just passed down from generation to generation, and what the adults say is true or false, and they don't care about it. Hehe, when the time comes, you will go alone, and you will never plunder the beauty. Behead and exile, sir, you go alone. Poor roads will never be accompanied.
Linghu Da thanked him, took out the bamboo tube secret letter from his sleeve, Wang Yuanzhi took it and put it in his sleeve, and promised to hand it over to the current emperor's palm within three days.
The boat made a circle in the middle of the river. There was no meat or tea on the boat, and they returned to the way they came.
Ziyi finally stopped retching, making Huda look incomprehensible when he saw this. Let Wang Yuanzhi want to slap him in the mouth.
At this time, the roosters in the distance were in a row, the moon had fallen in the west, and the sky was dark......