12 Jiang Cheng, you're a little pig!
When he came to 802 again, Jiang Cheng opened the sliding door of the bathroom and saw the gray mouse huddled in the corner covered in watermelon juice at a glance.
The rats look particularly disgusting because they are wet.
"It's a terrible thing that these watermelon juices are on you."
Jiang Cheng muttered very dissatisfied and regretful.
It is also watermelon juice, stained on Xia Chengqi's beautiful little feet, which makes people feel that not only the color is beautiful, but the taste must be very sweet.
But when it gets on the rat and mixes it with the gray hair, it suddenly loses its color and fragrance, and it only makes people feel sick in the stomach.
Thinking that because of this mouse, he also exposed his cartoon boxer shorts in front of others, Jiang Cheng immediately felt that he was very angry, and he had the potential to explode.
After going up to operate, he stepped on the rat fiercely, and then carried its tail and arrested it.
After carrying the rat downstairs and dealing with it, Jiang Cheng returned upstairs, went to the bathroom to wash his hands first, and then put on a broom, unscrewed the bedroom door, and entered Xia Chengqi's bedroom.
As soon as the door rang, the "squeak" of rats suddenly sounded from under the incomparably wide bed in the room.
Jiang Cheng turned on the light with his hand, closed the door, and did not rush to catch mice, but first looked at Xia Chengqi's boudoir.
It's empty and minimal.
There was nothing but a queen bed, two bedside tables, a row of fancy cabinets against the wall, and a dresser.
The colors are also dominated by purple and blue, and there is a cold taste.
Isn't it said that women like pink more as they get older?
Jiang Cheng felt less like he was entering the boudoir of a young woman in her twenties, but like visiting the room of a menopausal woman.
It's really unfeminine......
The only thing that makes people feel good is perhaps the faint fragrance wafting through the air.
Jiang Cheng didn't plan to take advantage of this opportunity to look around obscenely, although Xia Chengqi is very beautiful, but he is also a serious person, even if he writes novels, it is also a professional need, and in reality, he will not do anything immoral.
After driving the mouse out from under the bed with a broom, Jiang Chengcheng compared his reaction and speed to it.
After some unremitting efforts, the tip of the nose was sweating, and the mouse was caught.
After one last glance at the cold bedroom, Jiang Cheng turned off the light and walked out without hesitation.
After dealing with the mouse, Jiang Cheng searched the kitchen, the second bedroom and the study one by one, and after finding no trace of the mouse, he made a voice call to Xia Chengqi:
"Manager Xia, the rats have been caught, there are two in total, and the other rooms have also been seen, and no rats have been found.
"Isn't one of the sofas in the living room soiled by rats, do you want to help you take off the sofa cover?"
"And the watermelon rind on the ground, watermelon juice, do you want to clean it up too?
"Well, fifty dollars is enough for these services."
Xia Chengqi didn't speak over there, but he was breathing heavily.
Jiang Cheng couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Manager Xia wouldn't be fooling around in his room, right?
Just when his evil thoughts had just begun to diverge, and before a specific picture could be formed, Xia Chengqi's cold voice came from the earpiece:
"Did you get a rat touch somewhere in your bedroom?"
"No, I'm playing pure ground combat with it." Jiang Cheng replied.
He didn't think much about Xia Chengqi's cold voice, anyway, this woman has always been like this.
Xia Chengqi asked again: "You didn't rummage through the things in my bedroom, did you?" ”
"Manager Xia, my moral bottom is very high, and I won't flip through other people's things casually. And I'm not a pervert either! I'm only interested in living people, and I don't have much idea about cold objects. ”
Jiang Cheng felt that Xia Chengqi was insulting him, so he explained angrily, and then asked as if he was fighting back, "That, take the liberty of asking, you didn't mess around with the things in my room, did you?" ”
"No rumbling." Xia Cheng said.
I only flipped the ones that should have been flipped over.
"That's good, that's good, sure enough, we are all very high-quality people." Jiang Cheng sighed.
Xia Chengqi was noncommittal, and said directly: "You wait and help me drag all the house, and I will transfer you three hundred at a time." ”
"Really?" Jiang Cheng was a little surprised.
Xia Chengqi didn't reply to him, and hung up the call directly.
Then his eyes are fixed on the computer screen, as if he is about to breathe fire.
A pair of small fists are also clenched to death.
At the top of the current screen, a simple piece of text is displayed.
"Cultivating the world of immortals, the small world of Hongmeng......
There is a female empress, named Xia Chengqian, who embarked on the devil's path in order to rise quickly.
In the mortal world, he caught a person named Jiang Cheng with excellent talents.
The words taught the magic method of cultivating immortals, deceived to the mountain, and then tied it with an immortal rope, and fed it with immortal potatoes every day, so that it had 300 spiritual farts a day.
Collect the spirit fart, mix it with various spirit fruits, make it into elixir, drink it every day, and cultivate it into a thousand miles a day.
Jiang Cheng was puzzled and asked: It's just a little fart, how can it be so useful?
The empress said: The fart of mortals has no such use. Ran Er is a person with excellent talents, eats fairy potatoes and farts, but is different from ordinary farts. Er's fart is the fairy spirit of the world! If you want to regain your freedom, or even gain immortality, you need to be born to fart for the emperor, and when the emperor ascends, you will have countless benefits.
Jiang Cheng was reluctant to live his life, so he had to agree: the apprentice would not disappoint his master, and he would fart to his master every day.
So Jiang Cheng tasted potatoes on his salary, farted every day, and before a thousand years, the empress Xia Chengqi had already attained the Tao......"
Xia Chengqi was so angry that he was stupid.
She knew that Jiang Cheng was very shameless, but she didn't expect him to be so shameless!
Not only shameless, but disgusting, very disgusting, super disgusting!
Disgusting to death!
Originally, I thought that for the sake of him helping him catch mice today, would he change someone else tomorrow......
But now, she just wants to kill Jiang Cheng!
Sitting on the chair, she gasped for breath for a long time before she could barely stabilize her collapsed Dao heart.
Then two small white hands were placed on the keyboard, and ten slender fingers frantically rubbed the keys.
……
Jiang Cheng cleaned the room, wiped the light bulb switches and doorknobs he had touched, and then took a photo and sent it to Xia Chengqian.
Mo: Manager Xia, I've done it, you can come up and accept it.
Xia Zicheng: Okay.
Two minutes later, Xia Chengqi entered the door.
Jiang Cheng subconsciously looked at her feet and found that the watermelon juice on it was gone, probably rinsing it downstairs just now.
He couldn't help but feel a little pity, such white and tender little feet are suitable for soaking in red watermelon juice......
Xia Chengqi stepped on the slippers, looked around, and then went into the bedroom and took out a new sofa cover and asked Jiang Cheng to help her change it.
Jiang Cheng didn't refuse this kind of convenient thing, and after changing it neatly, he said, "Manager, if it's okay, I'll go back first." ”
Xia Chengqi looked at him with a cold expression, and nodded slowly: "Okay." ”
Jiang Cheng suddenly felt a little chilled, why was Manager Xia's eyes so terrifying?
The murderous aura is a bit extraordinarily strong.
Could it be that she found something in her room?
No way, there's nothing in her room that would make her angry.
Except for the synopsis of the Xianxia plot that I wrote when I got off work today, which is not even a brief outline......
There is a password on her computer, although it is very simple, but Xia Chengqi definitely can't guess it, and she doesn't know her birthday.
Thinking of this, he stopped worrying and went downstairs quite happily.
As soon as I entered the bedroom, there was a burst of cold air.
Jiang Cheng looked at the buzzing air conditioner, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, he really didn't treat himself as an outsider.
At this time, the mobile phone rang, and the three hundred yuan had arrived, and Jiang Cheng suddenly felt happy in his heart.
Revise the draft, make money, make money!
Jiang Cheng came to the desk and sat down, opened the notebook, and tapped his finger on the power button, and the computer was immediately unlocked by his fingerprint.
Then Jiang Chengcheng found that the page displayed in front of him seemed to be a little different from the page when he closed the computer.
Well, isn't that your "inspiration" document?
Take a look at what's on the screen:
Jiang Cheng, you are a little pig!
The sentence was repeated dozens of times, and the screen was full of Jiang Cheng and Little Pig.
Jiang Cheng carefully scanned the chapter table of contents next to him a few times, and found that the title of "Xia Chengqi Eats Farts" had disappeared.
Breath shivering cold.
Xia Chengqi actually looked at his computer?
How did she know her password?
It's over, it's over, it's completely over.
I don't think I can last two months......