35 Couple ID
Xia Chengqi listened to the words of his little niece, and he really couldn't cry or laugh:
"So you asked my aunt to go to my grandmother's house just so that I could play games with Uncle Jiang Cheng?"
"Of course not, I just miss my aunt, and playing games is just by the way." The little girl's eyes turned left and right.
Xia Chengqi couldn't help but glance at her: "At a young age, you can learn to like the new and hate the old." ”
"No, I like my aunt the most." The little girl is serious.
Xia Chengqi said: "Okay, it's strange to believe you, my aunt is a little tired today, so I won't talk to you, hang up first." ”
The little girl nodded obediently: "Okay, got it." ”
Then he added as if he remembered something, "Auntie, you have time to play the ranking at night, otherwise the difference between you and Uncle Jiang Cheng's rank is too big, and you won't be able to rise to the stars in a double row together." ”
Xia Chengqi was completely speechless: "Got it, little white-eyed wolf." ”
"Hey, hey, hey." The little girl smiled embarrassedly, and then hung up the phone.
Xia Chengqi looked at the page where the call ended, angry and funny.
Exited WeChat, looked at the game logo on the desktop, thought about it, and still didn't click in.
When she was in school, she played masturbation with her roommates, so for this kind of MOBA mobile game, it was quite quick to get started.
But after all, as she gets older, her interest in the game has decreased a lot, so she only plays occasionally, and rarely opens it in general.
But every time I go home on the weekend, my little niece will take it for half a day.
Because her parents didn't let her play at home, she only dared to be a little presumptuous when Xia Chengqi supported her.
As a result, I didn't expect that because of this broken game, I didn't even love her aunt.
What Uncle Jiang Cheng, a diamond brush wild, Uncle Guopan is about the same.
But this guy's strength really doesn't look like a diamond, and it's probably because he's usually busy with code words and doesn't play much, so his rank is so low.
I don't know if this guy's manuscript has been corrected, and whether he really deleted all his scenes.
I reached out and touched the water glass, and found that it was still very hot, so I clicked on the novel document, ready to pass the boring time of waiting for the water to cool down.
"Lin Qingxue has never been in love, so this is her first kiss."
After Li Buyan left, she tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep.
This is the content after Li Buyan helped Lin Qingxue change the light bulb, accidentally threw the other party on the bed, and accidentally kissed the other party.
"She felt empty in her heart, and she felt like she had lost something precious."
"She never fantasized about what it was like to kiss someone of the opposite sex, because just being close to a man would make her feel uncomfortable."
"After seeing more and more men, she felt more and more that men were an inferior species."
"Old, greasy and slippery, young, impulsive and childish, good-looking, frivolous, ugly-looking, obscene and dark, rich, like nouveau riche, like a little deflated, prominent hardware, admonishing girls to be realistic, if the conditions are not good, I hope girls are not so superficial......"
Burst......
Xia Chengqi, who was in a very bad mood, suddenly couldn't help laughing when he saw this.
This Jiang Cheng ...... Compatriots in the dark, they are not soft at all.
But to be honest, Xia Chengqi thinks that the writing is quite in place.
Because some of the evaluations coincide with her own views on most men.
But thinking of the previous argument, he was a little depressed, although he inadvertently understood a little bit of himself, but in many places, there was still a huge difference between the two.
But Lin Qingxue thought about it and didn't know which category to put Li Buyan into. He is neither greasy nor impulsive and childish, nor frivolous nor obscene and dark...... So, that's why I was kissed by him and didn't feel sick? ”
Fart, how can it not be disgusting, disgusting to death!
Xia Chengqi couldn't help but complain wildly.
He saw nausea in the chest, nausea in the legs, nausea in the feet, and nausea in the fat times......
It was disgusting to be carried into the car by him, disgusted by the water he sprinkled on his body, disgusted by him unbuttoning, and disgusted by him buttoning......
It's disgusting to accidentally jump on him, it's disgusting to eat the boiled eggs he peeled, it's disgusting to drink the porridge he brought and eat the fruit he bought, it's even more disgusting when the tomato juice splashes on the corner of his mouth and is licked by him, and he doesn't agree with his own views on love, which is even more disgusting!
After counting Jiang Cheng's disgusting points in his heart, Xia Chengqi realized that this guy was so disgusting, and only then did he realize that this guy had unknowingly done so many disgusting things to himself.
Well, the most disgusting thing is not only to do disgusting things to yourself in reality, but also to write yourself into novels, and to do disgusting things to yourself in novels......
also fantasized about taking away his first kiss......
I want to eat a fart!
But...... Could it be that in the eyes of this guy, he is actually a maternal SOLO player who didn't even give out his first kiss?
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Although this is true...... But I feel completely unbearable for this insult!
Of course, Xia Chengqi actually didn't really think that it was a shame to not be in love or have a first kiss when he was old, but being speculated by Jiang Cheng like this, he always felt a little faceless inexplicably.
She opened WeChat, looked at Jiang Cheng's avatar, and was eager to block this disgusting guy.
Just think about it, of course.
However, looking at the other party's information interface, he was suddenly stunned, as if he had discovered something terrible.
"Silence?"
Silent ...... Doesn't that mean nothing? ”
The peach and plum do not speak, and the next is its own.
Mo, Xia is a strange thing.
"This guy...... This guy's ID, it turns out that he has such intentions? ”
"Secretly with your own couple ID?"
Xia Chengqi was shocked.
That's a real hammer, right?
He just likes himself, right?
What is the so-called why you don't like the old aunt of the post-90s...... It's just a deliberately tsundere statement for the sake of that poor self-esteem, right!
Xia Chengqi sat on the sofa and couldn't calm down for a long time.
……
501, second bedroom.
Jiang Cheng was busy chatting with his sister Jiang Shan.
Little Princess: Brother, what are you busy with, you don't reply to messages for a day.
Mo: I'm busy at work, what else can I be busy with?
Little Princess: Isn't it time to get off work? Why haven't you replied to me?
Mo: Play games.
Little Princess: How can the game have a girlfriend fun? Have you seen the photo of my classmate? How does it feel?
Little Princess: Don't be shy, just boast.
Silence: I'm not interested in kids.
Little Princess: What a little kid, they're two years younger than you, right?
Mo: That's a kid too.
Little Princess: I've served you, I'm old, and I'm still so perfunctory in finding a girlfriend. It seems that my remarks and IDs cannot be transferred in a short period of time.
Jiang Shan's ID is "Nian", and Jiang Cheng's "Mo" is a couple ID, and there is no problem with "Little Princess" as a note for his girlfriend, so Jiang Shan plans to exchange the ID and remarks for her sister-in-law after she has a sister-in-law.
Mo: Study hard, I'll continue to play.
Little Princess: Why don't I push my classmates' WeChat to you.
Mo: Again, long-winded, blackout.
Little Princess: ......
Little Princess: Count yourself ruthless.