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(122 This chapter is blocked, and I'm a little mentally prepared.) But in chapter 123, I really don't know what to block. Originally, 122 chapters were 3,000 words, but now they have been reduced to 1,000 words, and if they are blocked again, I will create a group and send them to the group. 123 changed the words slightly, and there was generally nothing to move. )
How could Xia Chengqi be easily succeeded by Jiang Cheng, the two of them immediately flipped and moved, you came and went, doing what they had learned all their lives, and fighting together fiercely.
After that, the war ended in Xia Chengqi's uncontrollable laughter.
"Don't scratch...... Giggle...... Don't scratch...... It's itching to death...... Giggle......"
Although Xia Chengqi was laughing, he was extremely angry in his heart, this guy actually scratched his arm!
Who can stand this, Xia Chengqi laughed so much that tears came out, and in the end he could only helplessly beg for mercy.
As a result, after Jiang Cheng let her go, she actually tried to escape, so Jiang Cheng could only arrest her back and torture her inhumanely again.
"Do you dare to run?" Jiang Cheng is fierce and vicious.
Xia Chengqi cried and laughed: "You...... You just said yesterday that you will never bully me again."
Jiang Cheng was ashamed: "How can this be called bullying, it's just a normal fight."
"When I say bullying, bullying!" Xia Chengqi also wanted to turn the tables against the wind.
Jiang Cheng didn't give her a chance: "Let go of you now, if you dare to run, I won't spare you so easily."
Xia Chengqi really wanted to run, but he really didn't dare.
Jiang Cheng snorted proudly twice, and got the toy of his dreams in Xia Chengqi's humiliated eyes.
She still wants to resist a little, no matter how you say it, she also has to pretend and show her integrity that she would rather bend.
It turned out that I couldn't lift up the slightest strength.
It was as if Jiang Cheng had given her a point, and she was paralyzed.
In the end, Xia Chengqi could only reluctantly accept his fate and comfort himself in his heart.
It's not that I'm shameless, it's just that this guy is too powerful.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's satisfied appearance, she couldn't help but scold, "Perverted."
Jiang Cheng didn't speak, his face was full of pride.
Xia Chengqi was disdainful: "I actually like stinky things, disgusting."
"Sister Chengqi is fragrant." Jiang Cheng snorted.
Xia Chengqi sighed: "You are probably the only one in the world who thinks so."
However, seeing Jiang Cheng's look of cherishing and infatuation, Xia Chengqian's vanity did not help but feel satisfied.
It's just a little uncomfortable, and it feels very strange.
"Did you order takeout, I'm a little hungry." Jiang Chengdao.
"You still know how to eat?" Xia Chengqi glared at him.
Jiang Cheng was thick-skinned: "Do you want to eat something?"
Xia Chengqi handed him the phone: "I can't click it, you can come."
Jiang Cheng said, "I'm busy."
Xia Chengqi wanted to kick him, but then found that he didn't have that condition, so he could only hate it, put his phone aside, and said, "Then don't eat it, we'll starve to death."
"Let's eat a small bowl of food." Jiang Cheng proposed.
"Then you order it yourself, I won't order it." Xia Chengqi still wants to regain his freedom.
As a result, Jiang Cheng's hand was really big enough, holding his mobile phone in one hand to order takeout, and the other hand did not delay doing anything else.
Xia Chengqi was completely desperate.
"When are you going?"
"Let's wait for the takeout to arrive."
"I want to go to the bathroom."
"Wait a minute."
Xia Chengqi was annoyed: "Can you wait to go to the toilet?"
Jiang Cheng thought about it, and really couldn't wait, so he let go of his hand: "Then wait for you to come back and continue."
"Keep up the hammer, get used to you!" Xia Chengqi regained his freedom and kicked him with his outstretched foot.
It may be that the two legs have been stretched for a long time, and when I go down, I am a little numb and a little soft, and my body almost falls.
Jiang Cheng kindly reminded
"Okay, do you want to take a break?"
Xia Chengqi: "You get out!"
123
After washing his hands in the toilet, Xia Chengqi deliberately flushed his feet with cold water.
Otherwise, it's too hot, like it has been roasted in a furnace.
When she came to the living room, she saw that Jiang Cheng was already sitting on the sofa waiting for her, and after seeing her, she waved very arrogantly:
"You can go on."
"Get out!" Xia Chengqi sat down at the other end of the sofa, with a long distance in between.
Jiang Cheng immediately crawled over like a shameless zombie, stretched out his hands that made Xia Cheng frightened, and said:
"I said that when the takeaway is delivered, how can you talk and not count?"
Xia Chengqi hurriedly stood up and fled to the sofa opposite: "I didn't promise again!"
Jiang Cheng's heart ached: "People don't stand without faith, how can you do this?"
"I didn't agree in the first place, it's your strong man's difficulty." Xia Chengqi glared at him.
"Even if I'm a strong man, I'm still good to you." Jiang Chengdao.
Xia Cheng said, "Fart, strong words!"
"What a strong word, I'm really good to you, haven't you noticed that I'm actually giving you a massage?" Jiang Cheng was heartbroken, "You see that you work hard day by day, you sit in the office all day and don't move your body, and if you don't massage it, your muscles and muscles will freeze."
"Massage a hammer, you know a fart massage." Xia Chengqi didn't listen to his nonsense.
Jiang Cheng reasoned with the facts: "Then you say, after I massaged you for a while just now, do you feel soft in your bones and hot all over your body?"
Xia Chengqi excitedly denied: "I didn't! You...... You're soft, you're hot!"
"What are you excited about? The bones are soft, which means that I massaged in place and rejuvenated your stiff muscles and bones.
"The whole body is hot, it means that I press on the acupuncture points that should be pressed, the acupuncture points are stimulated, the corresponding places will be heated, and at the same time, the blood will be relaxed, and the whole body will run quickly, and as soon as the blood is running quickly, the heartbeat will be accelerated, and then the whole body will be hot, and the face will become red......
"Think about it, was that just like that?"
Jiang Cheng was right.
He admired himself and deserved to write it, and he almost believed it when he talked about serious nonsense.
Xia Chengqi was also fooled and lame, and she had a deep understanding of what she felt just now.
It's really similar to what Jiang Cheng said.
She thought it was her own shame again, and after doing it for a long time, it was a normal reaction of the body during the massage!
That's it!
He and Jiang Cheng have a pure relationship, he simply touched his feet, he simply let him touch his feet, such a simple two people do such a simple thing, how can he not be simply emotional?
Dare to press the acupoint!
Self-deceiving person, once you give her a reluctantly reasonable reason, no matter how nonsense a normal person sounds, she can accept it.
But here's a doubt......
"Can you massage?" Xia Cheng looked at Jiang Cheng suspiciously.
Jiang Cheng is not weak at all:
"I write, and a lot of times if I'm not careful, I write things outside of my knowledge, so I usually pay attention to my accumulation of various knowledge. You saw my set of "Feynman Lectures on Physics", you said that I am a high school graduate, do you need to watch that thing? It's just for writing.
"Similarly, I have done a little bit of research on massage and acupuncture, so what I just said is true, but I'm not lying to you."
"Tell me about it." Xia Cheng said.
Jiang Cheng explained the conditions at the right time: "It's okay to speak, but after you finish speaking, you have to let me continue...... Then I'll give you a massage."
"I think you just want to ......, so you don't want to give me a massage!" Xia Chengqi blushed.
"That's what it is
It's a different thing, it's fun for me, it's a massage for you, you're comfortable, I'm happy, isn't that good?" Jiang Chengdao.
"Bah, I'm not comfortable." Xia Chengqi was a little weak-hearted.
Jiang Cheng didn't care about her, and talked directly about massage:
"Massage, the knowledge is actually very large, and I only have a rough understanding of one or two, and the main thing is to focus on this part of foot massage. Now, let me tell you a little bit more about it."
Xia Chengqi saw that what he said was serious, and it was reasonable, and he believed it for a while, so he listened carefully.
Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said:
"Massage, to put it simply, is to squeeze or stretch the muscles to dredge the meridians, smooth the joints, promote the flow of qi and blood, adjust the functions of all aspects of the body, and achieve the purpose of healing pain. And this squeezing is mainly to stimulate the acupoints of the human body, which is similar to acupuncture.
"As for foot massage, the main use is the way of squeezing, Sister Cheng Qi may not know that there are more than 60 acupuncture points on the soles of people's feet, and these acupuncture points are directly related to various organs of the human body. Like this Yongquan acupoint, it is an important acupuncture point in the kidney meridian......
Xia Chengqi listened to what he said and slowly believed eighty percent.
At the same time, looking at Jiang Cheng's serious and professional appearance, his eyes couldn't help but shine.
It turns out that Jiang Cheng is not only talented, but also very knowledgeable, although he is young, he really knows a lot.
This godbrother really likes it more and more.
Jiang Cheng knows a fart!
He did study the acupoints of the human body at the beginning, but it had nothing to do with massage farts, he just wanted to be able to better describe the operation of the aura in the body in various meridians when writing Xianxia.
It's just that a few Xianxia were killed at the beginning, so I changed careers and wrote other genres.
The acupoints and meridians that I studied before have basically forgotten about it.
Only the acupuncture points on the soles of the feet, I remember it clearly.
Because when he wrote Xianxia, he always unconsciously pursued unnecessary reasonableness, and the most obvious difference between immortal cultivators and mortals is that one can fly and the other can't.
Including many people who had martial arts dreams when they were young, in addition to the heroic dream of seeing the unevenness of the road and doing the right thing for the sky, isn't it just yearning for martial arts masters to fly around in style?
Flying is a dream that every human being has had.
Therefore, he felt that it was especially necessary to be reasonable in the matter of flying in the air.
Whether it's Edgeworth's flight or a volley's void crossing, there has to be a saying.
For example, when Edgeworth or Volley, how does the aura run in the meridians, why does it run like this, how does it meet and produce a chemical reaction on the soles of the feet, where does it eventually gush out of the acupuncture points on the soles of the feet, how do you control the flying sword in this way, how do you use it to lift the body, and so on......
Then because I was always entangled in these, I was criticized by the editor when I submitted the article, "I didn't see what the story you wrote in 30,000 words, so let's honestly find a factory to work......
I thought that if I changed the type, this effort would be useless.
Who would have thought that it would come in handy today.
Therefore, people, you must learn more, some knowledge is not used for the time being, maybe you will use it in the future.
When he plays hooligans, he can make people's eyes shine, can he do this if he wants to let ordinary people do it?
It has to be me!
Jiang Cheng is narcissistic while putting the end of his nonsense, and if he doesn't finish it, he will be exposed:
"Nowadays, people have a stressful life and are prone to insomnia, especially in need of a foot massage. Because at the root of the soles of the feet, there is an acupoint called the insomnia acupoint, also known as the Baiknock acupoint. Massaging this acupuncture point can improve the quality of sleep. Later, I can focus on Sister Cheng Qi's press this place, not only can I sleep soundly at night, but also relieve mental fatigue."
Xia Chengqi doesn't have much insomnia, but the quality of sleep is really not good, and he sleeps for enough time, but he can't get rid of sleepiness.
After listening to Jiang Cheng's words, she immediately sat back, took the initiative to stretch out a little foot, and said:
"Then you press it for me now, and I'll see if it works at night." By the way, where is the acupoint you mentioned......
Jiang Chengyi held Xia Chengqi's tender little foot in his hand, pointed to the back of the foot with the fingers of his other hand, and introduced:
"This is the place where the midline of the plantar meets the tip of the inner and outer ankles, which is the insomnia point."
What is the midline of the plantar foot, what is the intersection of the inner and outer ankle tips, as soon as he heard Jiang Cheng say it so professionally, Xia Chengqi directly believed it.
immediately stopped doubting him, and directly leaned on the side armrest of the sofa and half-reclined, and stretched out both feet to Jiang Cheng generously:
"Oh, then you press it, I really didn't expect you to massage." Will you press anywhere else but your feet?"
"I'm a little dabbling, but I'm not as proficient in foot massage, but if Sister Cheng Qi needs it, I can also learn it!" Jiang Cheng said with a courteous face.
Xia Chengqi didn't know what dirty thoughts he was hiding, and the nonsense that seemed to be true and false just now had completely dispelled her suspicions about Jiang Cheng.
"Then you have time to learn, it's okay to press my shoulders, legs, waists, or something."
Jiang Cheng nodded: "Okay, I have time to learn more, and when I am successful, I will give you a full body massage." In addition, this oil massage is also very popular now. Let me tell you, this essential oil contains all kinds of plant extracts......
When Xia Chengqi was played with by him before, he was uncomfortable, but now he feels that it is a massage, and he feels comfortable.
While enjoying Jiang Cheng's massage, while listening to his rather scientific explanation, he nodded comfortably: "Okay, then you can give me a full-body oil massage, and when you learn it, you can teach it to me, and I can also help you press it."
"That's okay, this massage, it's good to press each other." Jiang Cheng's shameless nonsense.
He held his two white and tender little feet, massaged them happily, and according to his model, he would give Xia Chengqi a pulp sooner or later.