I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm worried about my hairy mother-in-law?

Jiang Cheng suddenly didn't think about this, and if he did, he would think about it half a month later.

Xia Chengqi saw that Jiang Cheng looked deflated, and couldn't help but want to make him more uncomfortable, so he took the initiative to find fault:

"You were very arrogant at the dinner table just now."

Jiang Cheng will not back down on this matter: "Who made you have a problem with your attitude?"

"Shouting, dare to talk back?" Xia Chengqi was surprised.

"The first time I went on a date with the girl I liked, I must have thought about it completely and smoothly, and I won't say anything about the two of them having a big sister-in-law in the middle of the day and causing the dinner between the two to become a parent-child party, but if you can't watch the movie because of greed, then this date will be too much of a failure, right?

"The first time, the first time in life, don't you care at all?"

Jiang Cheng asked angrily.

This......

Xia Chengqi was speechless for a while.

"You haven't seen a movie with other boys before, have you, like a blind date or something?" Jiang Cheng suddenly became suspicious.

Xia Chengqi was angry: "Let your donkey fart! Is the old lady the kind of person who casually agrees to watch a movie with others? What's more, you men are so shameless, watching movies by default is a promise...... Do you think I'll probably still watch movies with the opposite sex?"

Jiang Cheng was a little skeptical: "When I was in school, I didn't ...... with my classmates."

"I don't live in a dormitory, and I usually try not to interact with my classmates because I'm afraid of trouble, male classmates are annoying enough, and some female classmates also enthusiastically help pull the red line, anyway, I try to avoid them, and I never participate in parties." Xia Chengqi tried his best to prove his innocence.

"Then you didn't care just now!" Jiang Cheng felt heartache when he thought about it.

Xia Chengqi glared at him angrily: "You don't understand anything!"

Jiang Cheng was shocked: "Why don't I understand anything?"

"You just don't understand anything!" Xia Chengqi turned around and walked forward unhappily.

Jiang Cheng caught up: "You tell me clearly, I don't understand anything."

"Think for yourself." Xia Chengqi was impatient.

"You women have strange ideas, how can I think of them?" Jiang Cheng was depressed.

Xia Chengqi stopped: "If you only understand everything when I say it, then what else do I want you to do?"

Jiang Cheng was confused: "I'm not omniscient, there are always some things I don't know. At this time, I can only understand if you say it."

Xia Chengqi was angry: "Then you won't think with your brain?"

Jiang Cheng was innocent: "But I don't understand."

Xia Chengqi was unreasonable: "Do you want to understand that it's your problem, what does it have to do with me?"

Jiang Cheng was crazy: "But I won't understand if you say it?"

Xia Chengqi said, "But if you can figure it out, don't you need to say it?"

Jiang Cheng tried to communicate: "Isn't it faster and more accurate for me to understand if you say it directly?"

Xia Chengqi laughed "heh": "You can only understand if I say it, so what's the point?"

Jiang Cheng took a deep breath: "Whether it's what you say or what I think, isn't it okay to finally understand? What else do you want to mean?"

Xia Chengqi gave up communication and continued to walk forward: "I didn't think it was meaningful?"

Jiang Cheng followed closely beside him: "Then what did you mean just now?"

Xia Chengqi was swayed: "What do you think it means, right?"

Jiang Cheng broke the defense: "It's boring for you to do this."

Xia Chengqi sneered: "Oh, now I start to think I'm boring, right?"

Jiang Cheng was speechless: "How can I mean that?"

Xia Chengqi decided: "That's what you mean!"

Jiang Cheng looked at her twice, took a deep breath, tried to endure it, and finally couldn't hold back, reached out to cover his head, and lay on the railing to doubt his life.

He was wondering what he had done wrong and why God wanted him to do it

Bear this punishment.

Xia Chengqi looked at him with a collapsed face, and immediately laughed proudly.

It's no wonder that many girls like to play this set of things, it turns out that watching their donkeys are so helpless is such an interesting thing.

At this time, she finally knew why many men were prejudiced against girls, saying that girls don't like to be reasonable........

Because it's really super fun to mess around and be unreasonable in front of the person you like, and then watch him want to beat himself but can't, and he really doesn't know how to say what he wants to say, and finally he can only collapse alone!

So in the future, when a boy sees that his girlfriend is unreasonable, don't try to reason with her anymore, because people don't want to reason with you at all, just go up and beat her up at this time.

The point is that where there is a lot of meat.

After the fight, stop the maple forest for a while, and you will find that her mouth is not as hard as before, and she will be much more well-behaved.

However, Jiang Cheng obviously doesn't have this condition now, so he can only silently bear what he shouldn't bear at his age, but he has no way to resist.

Xia Chengqi felt that she was a big sister after all, and she couldn't really be unreasonable like a little girl, and when she saw that Jiang Cheng had collapsed, she didn't continue.

walked over and touched the donkey's head with a smile, and said, "Actually, I just wanted to save face, but I didn't really care."

If he directly admitted it just now, he would feel very embarrassed, but now that he admits it, it feels like comforting Jiang Cheng, Xia Chengqi feels that he is a genius, and he has inadvertently improved his love experience.

There is a good saying, girls are responsible for the quiet years, and boys are responsible for carrying the weight forward, which is very reasonable.

Jiang Cheng didn't feel comforted at all:

"You just said no? Why do you have to say a bunch of what you have and don't?"

"What, I'm starting to be annoyed?" Xia Chengqi asked.

Jiang Cheng covered his face again and collapsed.

"Giggles......" Xia Chengqi felt so happy.

It's fun to be unreasonable.

Jiang Cheng sighed: "When you feel that you are moving forward with a load, someone must be riding you to live quietly."

Xia Cheng was surprised: "How do you know what I'm thinking? You know me well, and sure enough, you are the one who understands me best, and you know what I think without me saying it."

"Do you bully children like that?" Jiang Cheng was speechless.

Xia Chengqi couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile, and then naturally reached out and grabbed Jiang Cheng's arm:

"Okay, okay, okay, funny, let's go, go buy two cups of milk tea, and then go to the theater to get tickets and wait for the movie." Look at my little donkey, it's no longer human."

Jiang Cheng was completely convinced.

However, feeling the softness of the squeezing in his arm, he suddenly felt that the torture just now was not unacceptable, but he still had to pretend:

"Since you deliberately bullied me just now, I don't think you need to kneel on the keyboard today."

"No, I haven't seen a boy kneel on a keyboard." Xia Chengqi grinned.

She's really happy...... Men don't seem to be so hateful creatures, at least their little donkeys are cute.

Jiang Cheng listened to her words, but he was not happy: "You have to kneel if you haven't seen me?"

"Whoever told you that you wanted me to be your girlfriend, then of course you have to coax me." Xia Chengqi said confidently.

Jiang Cheng asked, "Then have you ever seen a boy undress? If you want to see it, I can satisfy you."

"I haven't seen a boy from the palace yet, do you want to satisfy me too?" Xia Chengqi squinted at him.

Jiang Cheng thought for a while, "Let's go back and see Xiaoao Jianghu later."

------Off topic------

The number of updates is at an all-time low.

This month's update is really miserable, and I have decided to start three updates a day starting tomorrow.

If you can't do it, start the day after tomorrow.