153 The gray wolf and the beautiful sheep
In fact, it's just a kiss on the forehead, and it's still within Xia Chengqian's tolerance.
It's a little more intimate than kissing your hair, but it's far from a kiss in the true sense of the word.
After Jiang Cheng let her punch a few times, he hugged her again.
With his arms around her back and his legs around her legs, Xia Chengqi suddenly couldn't move, and his body seemed to be stuck in the sand.
Although subdued, Xia Chengqi still shouted arrogantly:
"In the future, without my consent, you can only use your hands, not your mouth!"
"Before becoming boyfriend and girlfriend." Jiang Cheng suggested a supplement.
Xia Chengqi thought for a while: "No, it's the same after becoming a boyfriend and girlfriend."
"I strongly demand at least half of the initiative." Jiang Cheng protested.
Xia Chengqi felt his strong hug, felt his strong body, felt his soft body being squeezed into the shape of his embrace, he was already shy and comfortable, and he really wanted him to say anything.
But the reserved nature of the lost woman still kept her awake.
She listened to Jiang Cheng's heartbeat with a sideways face, and asked a little puzzled:
"What does half initiative mean? Active is active, passive is passive, can it be half and half?"
"Half of the initiative means that after we become boyfriend and girlfriend, I have the right to take the initiative to kiss you, but after kissing, I need to refer to your mood and take the initiative to cooperate with your actions." Jiang Cheng explained.
Xia Chengqi didn't have a normal mind now, and asked, "What do you mean?"
"If you want to beat me, I will let you beat me, and if you want to kiss me, I will let you kiss."
Jiang Cheng is very serious.
"I'm sure I won't kiss you!" Xia Chengqi was ashamed.
Jiang Cheng said: "Then I'll let you fight."
"Then you're kissing, what's the use of me beating you? No, no, no." Xia Chengqi refused.
Jiang Cheng was moved: "I know that you feel sorry for me, and you will definitely not be willing to beat me."
Xia Chengqi collapsed: "I mean, I won't promise to let you take half of the initiative!"
Jiang Cheng was injured: "If that's the case, then I won't let go of you later, let's skip work together."
"You...... Why are you like this?" Xia Chengqi stretched out his hand and twisted his waist, "Always playing scoundrels! And it's like a bargain."
"That's because you're going too far." Jiang Cheng held Xia Chengqi's violent hand and didn't let her move.
Xia Chengqi quickly raised his head, his chin rested on the middle of Jiang Cheng's chest, and he stared with his cheeks puffed out:
"How did I go too far?"
Jiang Chengdao: "Between boyfriends and girlfriends, it's not normal to kiss. How can there be a reason why you can't move your mouth without your girlfriend's consent? Isn't that too much?"
"Then what if you want to kiss if you don't move? Isn't my mouth going to be pierced by you...... How will you eat then......
The more Xia Chengqi spoke, the lower his voice became, and finally lowered his head in shame and buried his face in Jiang Cheng's body.
So Jiang Chengcheng felt the breath of Xia Chengqi's nose and the soft warmth of his lips through the thin clothes.
Jiang Chengzhen couldn't stand it a little, although Xia Chengqi wouldn't deliberately seduce people, but the kind of little girl she unintentionally revealed was really uncontrollable.
He took a deep breath and controlled himself: "Don't worry, I won't give you a kiss, I will definitely be very gentle."
Xia Chengqian's face shook against his chest, as if he didn't agree, and as if he was embarrassed.
"If you don't speak, you'll say yes." Jiang Chengdao.
Xia Chengqi raised his head and was about to open his mouth, but Jiang Cheng held his head down, so his mouth and nose were attached to Jiang Cheng's body again, and he couldn't speak.
"If you don't speak for three seconds, that's it. Three ......"
"Hmm......"
"Second ......"
"Uh-huh......"
"One ......"
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Mm......mm
Jiang Cheng let go of her head and was very pleased: "This is the attitude that a girlfriend should have."
Xia Chengqi's face was as red as blood, and he gritted his teeth: "Jiang Cheng! You're a dog! Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death!"
"The wound is just right, don't mess around." Jiang Cheng was really a little scared.
"Then you dared to do that to me just now!" Xia Chengqi is really angry, this guy has a lot of strength and always forces himself.
"I just pressed your head, and I didn't gag your mouth." Jiang Cheng said with a weak heart.
Xia Chengqi was completely crazy: "You are a scoundrel!"
Jiang Cheng stiffened: "If I were really a scoundrel, would I discuss it with you?"
Xia Chengqi was shocked: "This is called discussion?"
Jiang Cheng's eyes flickered: "Pretty much it."
Xia Chengqi was furious: "I won't be your girlfriend anymore!"
Jiang Cheng's face was blank: "Then I'll kiss you right now."
Xia Cheng pursed his mouth, looking aggrieved, wanting to resist but unable to resist:
"Did I lure the wolf into the house......
This guy dares to bully himself blatantly now, the problem is that he can't afford to be angry......
Jiang Cheng comforted: "It's okay, it's the gray wolf."
Xia Chengqi was angry in his heart: "But the gray wolf is bullied by the red wolf, and he won't bully the red wolf at all."
Jiang Cheng said, "You're not a red wolf."
Xia Chengqi suddenly became even more angry: "Then what am I!"
Jiang Cheng thought for a while, "You are a beautiful sheep."
"You don't want me to be your girlfriend anymore?!" Xia Chengqi was furious.
"The love of wolves and sheep is synonymous with great love, don't you know?" Jiang Cheng didn't panic at all.
Xia Cheng intuitively felt that Jiang Cheng was going to fool himself again: "Nonsense, how can there be any wolf and sheep love?"
She thinks it's better to be a popular wolf.
"There are songs to prove it." Jiang Chengdao.
Xia Chengqi thought about it carefully, but couldn't think of it: "You must be lying to me."
"I'll sing it to you." Jiang Chengxu has a presence.
Xia Chengqi was skeptical: "Then you sing."
"Ahem......" Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, "Wolves fall in love with sheep, crazy in love, they break through the walls of the world, wolves fall in love with sheep, they love crazy, they support each other to go far away...... Break through the walls of the world, and hear, how great it is."
Xia Chengqi was suspicious: "This can't be made up by you, right?"
Is there such a strange song in the world?
"How is it possible, there really is this song. In addition, Principal Tan, you know, he has also sung songs related to wolf and sheep love." Jiang Cheng continued to provide evidence.
Xia Chengqi was shocked: "Is there such a thing?"
Alan Tam's song she has only heard of "Flowers in the Water", or because of Yu Kewei's cover that swept the whole network some time ago.
"I'll sing it to you." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat again and sang solemnly: "I'm sure I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing, and you are my prey, the lamb in my mouth, I left my companions to wander alone, I just don't want others to share you...... For the sake of beautiful sheep and sheep, the gray wolf would rather carry a sheepskin and wander alone, how great."
"What's the matter with the gray wolf and the beautiful sheep?" Xia Chengqi rolled his eyes.
Jiang Cheng said solemnly: "As a fan of this cartoon for 30 years, I seriously doubt that these two songs were written for this cartoon."
"Thirty years of this cartoon!" Xia Chengqi could see at a glance that he was talking nonsense.
Jiang Cheng doesn't care, anyway, this is not the point, the point is:
"The gray wolf has the blood of the wolf king, and he is smart and has all kinds of inventions, and his IQ and skills are logically fine, but he can't even catch a few sheep, don't you think it's too strange?
"And if you can't catch it every time, and you have to catch it every time, can't it change its target?
"I seriously suspect that there is an emotional thread here that has been ignored by the world!"
"Ugh
, Big Big Wolf and Beautiful Sheep?"
Xia Chengqi was a little confused, what kind of new academic context is this.
Jiang Cheng nodded vigorously:
"That's right, the gray wolf has always liked beautiful sheep and sheep, and it didn't go to the sheep village to catch sheep, but just to ...... Take a look at the sheep in your heart, and protect the sheep village where the beautiful sheep are located!
"It wants to prevent other wolves from coming to take the beautiful sheep away, so it has to come and catch the sheep every day! Then he pretended to fail and returned home in embarrassment.
"It was ridiculed by the world, abused by his wife, and others thought it was a failure, only it knew that it once again guarded its beloved.
"And after every failure, it will shout loudly that I will come back, just to warn the other wolves, the sheep village is mine, you are not allowed to move! What a great wolf!"
"Isn't that cheating?" Xia Chengqi asked.
Jiang Cheng is sluggish:
"Uh, this...... The gray wolf and the red wolf were originally just a secular combination, the white moonlight of the red wolf is a little white wolf, she has always looked down on the gray wolf, and she is very selfish and vain, and she married the gray wolf only because the gray wolf can eat the egg fried rice she makes. So the two of them didn't have any feelings in the first place, so they ...... Yes, in fact, the latter two are already fake couples.
"The gray wolf fell in love with the beautiful sheep, the red wolf knew that the gray wolf was in love with the beautiful sheep, the red wolf wanted to leave the gray wolf, but she was afraid that others would know that it was because the gray wolf fell in love with the beautiful sheep and sheep that she left the gray wolf, then whether it was the gray wolf or the red wolf, it would be very disgraceful.
"And the red wolf has never forgotten the little white wolf, after experiencing a failed marriage with the gray wolf, he lost confidence and yearning for marriage, so he simply made a fake couple with the gray wolf. And the gray wolf also made serious sacrifices......
"In order to let the red wolf help it cover up this unbearable relationship, it gave all its savings to the red wolf. So even if the gray wolf can't catch sheep every day, the red wolf can still eat and drink without worry, and live well."
Xia Cheng asked puzzledly, "What's the matter with that little gray ash?"
"Little Gray Gray...... It's a traitor." Jiang Cheng blinked.
Xia Chengqi took a breath of cool air and pondered carefully: "What do you mean......
Jiang Cheng nodded heavily:
"That's right, that's the truth of the matter!
"The loyal guardianship of the gray wolf finally moved Mei Yangyang, and the two did something to break the world on a dark and windy night.
"The gray wolf used the scientific and technological inventions he was good at, broke the common sense of species reproduction, and the little gray gray was born, in order to make it not inferior because of his parents, the gray wolf and the beautiful sheep did not dare to tell it the truth of the matter. But it has the blood of the sheep clan flowing in its body, so it ...... In the end, as the seventy-eighth generation of wolf kings, it still went both ways with Sheep Village."
Xia Chengqi was dumbfounded when he heard it: "Why don't you just write a CP article about Big Big Wolf and Mei Yangyang......
It's too big.
Although it's a bit flawed......
Jiang Cheng saw that she seemed to have forgotten what he had done with her head before, and finally breathed a sigh of relief:
"I also think I can write it, maybe it will catch fire."
But Xia Chengqi suddenly frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Cheng was rubbing Xia Chengqi's feet with his own feet.
"I'll just rub ......," Jiang Cheng said.
"That's not what I'm talking about." Xia Chengqi's eyes were dangerous.
Jiang Cheng was embarrassed: "Then which one do you say?"
"I'm going to kill you!" Xia Cheng roared, struggling to jump up and beat Jiang Cheng to death.
This guy has actually started to decorate the ceiling again!
Jiang Cheng hissed and inhaled: "Don't move, don't move......
"I'll move, I'll move!" Xia Chengqi didn't listen.
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There was an unspeakable silence in the living room.
"I told you not to move,......" Jiang Cheng was worried and embarrassed.
Xia Cheng was shocked
looked at Jiang Cheng in shock, his lips trembled and he couldn't speak.
Finally, he opened his mouth and bit him the shoulder, then took the opportunity to break free from his embrace and quickly ran back to the bedroom.