Jiang Shan listened for a while, feeling a little bored.

It's really not attractive for my sister to be a brother, originally a boy can play the guitar to make people feel a little literary temperament, but no matter how she looks at it, she feels that Jiang Cheng's *** temperament lingers, but she sees Xia Chengqi lying on the recliner but listens attentively, and from time to time she turns her head to look at Jiang Cheng, and her eyes can't hide the tenderness and like.

She completely understands what it means to be in the eyes of a lover.

Jiang Shan went back to the bedroom to play with her mobile phone after a while, and Jiang Cheng also put down her guitar to take a break for a while.

Xia Chengqi got up from the recliner and sat on the bed, because it was closer to Jiang Cheng.

She sat there and patted the bed, and said to Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the side of the desk:

"It's a bit hard, actually...... Can't you sleep at night, right?"

"Then I'll go sleep in your room." Jiang Cheng proposed.

Xia Chengqi didn't take this stubble at all: "Why don't you buy a mattress and put it on."

Jiang Cheng shook his head: "There's no need, I can't sleep for a few days."

"Do you really want Jiang Shan to sleep in the dormitory?"

In fact, Xia Chengqi also began to feel that Jiang Shan was a little in the way, although she only came today......

But for other reasons, she didn't think about changing her mind for the time being, and still felt that it was better for Jiang Shan to live at home.

Jiang Cheng has a good reason:

"If it's just the two of us at home today, you can scream as much as you like in the afternoon, and you don't have to endure so hard that I don't dare to hit hard."

"I said I didn't call it!" Xia Cheng pounded the bed.

Jiang Cheng nodded: "So you endure it very hard."

"Ahh......h

"I feel like I should buy a pair of trousers." Jiang Cheng said thoughtlessly.

Xia Chengqi frowned: "Why did you say this suddenly...... But you're not suitable, are you?"

"Trousers can be equipped with belts, and when the time comes, you can ...... like this."

Jiang Cheng walked up to Xia Chengqi, pinched the waist of his pants with one hand, drew a sword with the other, and then shook his hand twice in the air, simulating the sound of "popping" in his mouth.

"Although it's not as comfortable to hold as a whip, it feels more interesting, and this action makes me look particularly masculine, and it's inexplicably sexy......

Jiang Cheng repeated the action of pulling the belt.

If it weren't for Jiang Cheng's expression being too ***, Xia Chengqi really felt that he had a sense of violence that made people palpitate.

"Now you dare to think of whipping me with a belt?" She felt that Jiang Cheng was really a little presumptuous.

Jiang Cheng said seriously: "When you buy a whip, help me buy a belt, choose the color and style you like."

"I'll buy you a head!" Xia Chengqi kicked on him, "Even if you buy it, I'll whip you!"

"Why don't you buy two belts, the other one is a little narrower, so that instead of handcuffs, you can tie your wrists directly." Jiang Cheng suggested with a serious expression.

Xia Chengqi looked at Jiang Cheng in shock, and began to really wonder if this guy had an S tendency.

But I'm not shaking!

That kind of thing was simply terrible for her, completely incomprehensible, and she felt ...... when she thought of Jiang Cheng tying her wrists with a belt and whipping herself with a belt

"Jiang Cheng, you are amazing, I will buy it now, and whoever doesn't smoke it will be a puppy when the time comes!"

Xia Chengqi gritted his teeth and reached out to open Taobao.

Jiang Cheng hurriedly hehe: "Just kidding, just kidding, I'm so gentle, how could I do that kind of thing......

Xia Chengqi ignored him, his fingers still dotting on the screen.

Jiang Cheng was startled, hurried over to take a look, and then saw Xia Chengqi searching on Zhihu, what are the recommended men's belts on Taobao.

Is this angry? Rivalry?

Jiang Cheng snatched her phone: "I'm really joking."

"Whoever doesn't smoke is a puppy!"

Xia Chengqi opened his hand and repeated it defiantly.

There are many similar questions on Zhihu, such as "what are the recommended women's clothing stores on Taobao", "what are the recommended skin care products on Taobao" and so on.

Therefore, Xia Chengqi often uses Zhihu as a search software, and many things in life can be solved very well.

There are really a lot of questions about the belt, and there are many answers.

There are all kinds of links inside, Xia Cheng looked at it and clicked in.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng was shocked.

No way?

What the hell is this angry...... Or is it really masochistic?

"Scared?" Xia Chengqi was disdainful, "Didn't you still think about pumping me just now?"

"It's really just kidding...... And it's so expensive." Jiang Cheng looked at the price and bared his teeth.

There is this money...... How good it is for me to use my hands directly.

Xia Chengqi picked two and added them to the shopping cart, and ordered directly.

"You won't really ......" The corners of Jiang Cheng's mouth twitched, and his body couldn't help but distance himself a little from Xia Chengqi.

Xia Chengqi slapped him on the head:

"What do you think! I'm thinking...... Maybe you really look good in formal clothes. Have you worn it before?"

Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time was slightly disappointed, Damn, the pervert is actually me?

He quickly rubbed his face, and then answered Xia Chengqi's question:

"No...... Suits are expensive, aren't they...... Those two belts are also expensive, so let's go back."

"I want to see it, huh...... Tomorrow when I get back from home, let's go find a suit shop." Xia Cheng said.

"What a waste of money...... And where do I need to wear that? Don't think it's out of the way, hurry up and return those two belts."

Jiang Chengcai doesn't like to wear suits, and when he looks at it, he gives people a very formal sense of restraint, which is very uncomfortable anyway.

Xia Chengqi insisted on going his own way: "Anyway, you have to wear it when you get married, so you should accumulate experience."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was stunned.

Xia Cheng's face flushed: "Ahem...... All right. Lu Xun said well, how can a man not have a suit in his closet...... I'll go back to the bedroom first."

After saying that, he quickly escaped from the study.

"Marriage ......" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but laugh.

After a few seconds, the smile retracted.

He still feels a little weird, in the summer, he is not a successful person, why do he have to buy himself a suit.

Even if you want to accumulate experience, you can wait until autumn.

And why should a suit be paired with two belts.

There is also a relatively narrow one that happens to be a little narrower as I joked......

He hurriedly opened Zhihu:

If a girlfriend is, what should I do as a normal man?

A related question was found.

"My girlfriend seems to have a tendency, but I'm a normal person, what should I do?"

Gao Zan's answer was a few lines in the form of lines:

Are you normal?

I'm not normal.

Which man is normal?

Normal can be called a man?

***！

Jiang Cheng bit his nails, his expression complicated.

Well, he admitted, he's not normal.

Even a little excited at the moment.

So Deser posted a question on Zhihu:

What is it like for a propensity girlfriend to take the initiative to buy a belt?

As soon as it was released, there was a related push in the recommendation.

Looking at that question, Jiang Cheng fell silent.

"Gentlemen, let me ask you a question, if I tie up my boyfriend and whip him hard with a belt, will he break up with me in a fit of rage?"

Xia Chengqi lay on the bed and asked a question on Zhihu:

Gentlemen, let me ask one

Question, if I tie up my boyfriend and whip him hard with a belt, will he break up with me in a fit of rage?

As soon as the question was posted, there was an answer below.

Silent Zhihu: May I ask...... Is the subject surnamed Xia?

Xia Chengqi was stunned, and then "", and quickly deleted the problem in fright!

After deleting it, I realized how stupid I was...... Isn't this self-confession!

The door is unlocked!

No sooner had she jumped to the ground than the door opened.

Jiang Cheng closed the door and locked it in an instant.

Xia Chengqi jumped back on the bed, wrapped up the quilt, and smiled hard:

"Hehe, Jiang Cheng, why did you suddenly come to my room?"

Jiang Cheng sat directly on the bed and patted his thigh: "Come here."

"What's going on......

"Come here."

"Jiang Cheng, don't be too arrogant!"

Jiang Cheng directly ripped off the quilt on her body, and then skillfully pulled her on his lap.

Xia Chengqi became cowardly for a second, and while protecting his buttocks, he defended himself:

"Although I placed an order for the belt, I have the possibility of returning it at any time, in this case, before the belt arrives, any of my thoughts are just impulse, regardless of the deeds, no one is perfect in the heart, how can you punish me for this!"

"What do you mean...... Hit again with the belt?" Jiang Cheng asked.

Xia Chengqi excitedly denied: "That's not what I meant!"

Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, "Okay, then let's fulfill you."

Xia Chengqi was crazy: "I didn't mean that when I said it!"

Jiang Cheng was curious: "Then you want me to fight now?"

Xia Chengqi kicked with both legs: "That's not what I meant!"

Jiang Cheng doted: "Okay, then hit it once now, and hit it again when the belt is on."

"That's not what I meant!" Xia Chengqi was tired and frightened.

The turtledove was slapping the glass on the window again.

Xia Chengqi buried his face in the quilt and vowed never to ask questions casually on Zhihu in the future.

But that belt...... Do you want to return it......

If you return it......

Jiang Cheng punished himself for this, if he was to be returned again, wouldn't he be beaten once in vain......

She bit her lower lip with her teeth, her brow furrowed, and her expression was a little pained, as if to say that this was a difficult question.