200 I wouldn't wear that kind of thing
In the afternoon, Xia Chengqi deliberately went to see Jiang Cheng's writing, if when he used to read it, it was for the purpose of passing the time, then now it is with an attitude of learning, but of course it is not to learn any writing skills, but to understand some of Jiang Cheng's preferences......
Uh, no, it's to understand some of Jiang Cheng's thoughts in all aspects.
Boyfriends and girlfriends are in love like this, they must know more about each other, and the more thoroughly they understand each other, the more they can correctly and clearly perceive each other's inner thoughts.
In this way, in the daily relationship, we can avoid any misunderstandings, and in life and work, we can better fit the rhythm and steps of the other party.
Yes, exactly.
It's not about wanting to do what it likes!
In fact, when he was idle and had nothing to look at before, Xia Chengqi found that Jiang Chengqi seemed to be very fond of uniforms and stockings.
However, I didn't pay much attention to it at that time, after all, uniforms and stockings are everywhere in daily life.
Now that I read carefully, I realize that the frequency of these two things in the text is a bit too abnormal.
For example, on a day off, the protagonist goes shopping on the street, and then encounters the personnel in the factory, but everyone is wearing OL black silk high heels......
According to her impression, even a person like Cheng Yuan, who loves this kind of outfit, would not wear that kind of thing when shopping on his day off.
There is a heroine in the book who is a clerk of the Public Security Bureau, and it is the same, as long as she appears, it must be a police uniform tube skirt with black silk high heels......
Moreover, Jiang Cheng also likes to depict the tight curves of the skirt and the hazy feeling brought by the stockings when they close the legs.
"This person must have peeked at Cheng Yuan before!"
Xia Chengqi couldn't help but be a little angry.
Looking at it, Xia Chengqi suddenly found that Jiang Cheng actually wrote that the actor likes to smell the smell of stockings.
And it makes sense to give an explanation.
[Stockings are mainly composed of cotton and spandex, cotton can fully absorb sweat on the human body, but also reduce the body odor on the woman's body and the emission of perfume smell, spandex itself has a special chemical fragrance, this smell is mixed with the female body odor and perfume smell left on the cotton, to produce a taste that can stimulate the male sense of smell......]
"Perverted is perverted...... even made up such a reason in a high-sounding manner. ”
Xia Chengqi was very contemptuous, and then searched in the spirit of science, and found that what Jiang Cheng wrote was not pure nonsense, but had a certain scientific basis.
Men spend time doing such scientific research in order to justify their special preferences, hehe.
Of course, as the length of reading gradually increased, Xia Chengqi found that Jiang Cheng's hobbies became more and more extensive.
But without exception, all the same perverts.
Xia Chengqi swore that he would never be able to satisfy his strange hobbies!
What bunny girl nurse outfit ...... What is a naked maid...... Just go and die!
But after calming down and thinking about it carefully, Xia Chengqi found that his usual outfit seemed to be quite unattractive.
But even then, it's impossible to wear those strange things yourself!
Xia Chengqi's fingers slidied, turning through ten lines at a glance, slipping and slipping, and his fingers paused.
Chapter Forty-Eight: The Belt and the Whip.
Xia Chengqi's expression froze, wait, what is this unfolding?
This guy ...... You can't really have that fetish, right?
Can a man's exploration of such a thing be so extensive and endless?
She suddenly remembered that Jiang Cheng had taken the initiative to buy a belt before......
……
Because he had to help Jiang Shan move after work at night, he definitely didn't have time to cook or anything, so at five o'clock, the three of them went to the cafeteria to eat.
Xia Chengqi looked at Jiang Cheng's eyes full of strangeness, as if he was looking at someone he didn't know before.
Jiang Cheng felt strange: "Strange, why do you look at me like this?"
"Don't call me strange...... Xia Chengqi glared at him, and then pouted, "Well, it's nothing, it's just that I found out all of a sudden...... I didn't know a lot about your hobbies before. ”
"How is that possible?" Jiang Cheng looked very disapproving, "My hobby is you, how can you not be clear about yourself?" ”
"Wow......" Jiang Shan grinned on the side.
Xia Chengqi also stretched out his foot and kicked Jiang Cheng below: "Don't say such meaty things when you eat......"
Then the ankle was clamped by Jiang Cheng.
Xia Chengqi's expression suddenly froze, and he hurriedly went to see Jiang Shan next to him.
Jiang Shan looked puzzled: "What's wrong?"
Xia Chengqi hurriedly shook his head: "It's nothing ......"
looked left and right at other diners, and found that no one was looking this way, so he glared at Jiang Cheng fiercely.
Jiang Cheng pretended not to see it and continued to eat with his head down, but his calves kept crushing, secretly teasing Xia Chengqi.
Xia Chengqi's body was tense, and his face couldn't help but be a little red.
wanted to scold Jiang Cheng, but was afraid that Jiang Shan would be suspicious, so he had to send a message to Jiang Cheng on his mobile phone.
Read: Hurry up and let me go! Or I'm going to beat you!
Mo: Remember how I let go of you last time?
Xia Cheng was stunned, and then remembered that Jiang Cheng had done such a thing once before.
But it was not long after they had just met, when Jiang Cheng asked her to call him brother...... Only then did he let go.
Xia Chengqi's face turned even redder.
Reading: You give me death! How could I call you brother in front of Jiang Shan? Are you crazy?
Mo: Then you can choose one of my brother and husband.
Read:!!!
Read: These two are equally ashamed, okay!
Reading: I don't scream, you quickly let go of me!
Mo: Be careful of being seen.
Read: You......
This guy is shamelessly bullying himself for being thin-skinned!
She nervously looked at the colleagues who were eating and laughing around her, and suddenly had a feeling of being a thief, just as Cheng Yuan turned her head to look at her, and
He smiled politely at her.
The corners of Xia Chengqi's mouth were grinning, but he smiled ugly.
Cheng Yuan's face showed suspicion.
Xia Chengqi hurriedly turned his head back.
"Husband, try this ......"
She looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on her face, and put a chopstick between the beans in front of her and put it into Jiang Cheng's bowl.
Jiang Cheng was ashamed: "How can you call my husband on such an occasion...... I'm sorry, I won't allow it next time. ”
Xia Chengqi retracted his feet, his eyes could kill.
Jiang Shan couldn't stand it: "You two are really numb...... I went to eat with my colleagues. ”
After speaking, he picked up the dinner plate and shifted his position.
Xia Chengqi gritted his teeth: "Old ...... Jiang Cheng: Do you want to die? ”
His face flushed, and he almost screamed.
"Kidding you...... But the way you looked at me was really strange, what the hell is wrong with you? Jiang Cheng felt a little uncomfortable when he thought about it.
Xia Cheng said angrily: "Because I found out that you are a pervert!"
"Didn't you know it from the beginning?" Jiang Cheng was surprised.
Xia Chengqi's eyes widened: "Then I didn't expect you to be perverted to this point?"
"What's wrong with me?" Jiang Cheng looked confused.
He also thought Xia Chengqi was joking.
Xia Chengqi looked at him coldly:
"Last time you said you were going to tie my hands...... Really, right? ”
Jiang Cheng's heart was weak: "You will see less strange things in the future."
"I just read what you wrote all afternoon!" Xia Chengqi was speechless.
"Ahem!" Jiang Cheng was choked all of a sudden, and his skills were poor: "Commercial writing, commercial writing, I have to take care of some readers with special hobbies...... I'm really not that kind of person. ”
Xia Chengqi said coldly: "Anyway, that kind of thing, don't even think about it in the future!"
Jiang Cheng defended: "I really didn't think about ......"
"Dare to pinch my leg on such an occasion in the future...... I'll break your leg while you're asleep!" ”
Xia Cheng said viciously.
Jiang Cheng lowered his head and muttered, "Fun...... Do you understand the taste......"
"Oh, now I'm starting to dislike that I don't know how to be sexual?"
"Uh...... I didn't have ......"
"Cheng Yuan must know how to be funny, do you want to go to her?"
"I said I didn't ......"
"Look at what you wrote, you know you're not a good thing!"
"No, I ......"
"How could I fall in love with you!"
"I ......"
"Perverted!"
"I ......"
"Great pervert!"
"Even if I'm perverted, I'm only perverted to you, okay!"
Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say loudly.
Whoa......
All the colleagues around him turned their eyes to him.
Xia Chengqian's face turned red, and he stared at Jiang Cheng like a murderer.
Jiang Cheng picked up his phone awkwardly:
"Short video...... I accidentally turned up the sound too much...... Oh, eat, eat......"
The colleagues looked strange, pursed their lips one by one and turned their faces back.
Xia Cheng clenched his fists: "Jiang Cheng, are you looking for death!"
Jiang Cheng was also angry: "I'm not forced by you yet!"
"I'm really going to be by you!"
Xia Chengqi didn't have the face to continue eating, so he hurried away with the plate.
Jiang Cheng had no choice but to hurry up.
Xia Chengqi didn't talk to Jiang Cheng along the way, and he felt that he would not have the face to see anyone in the future.
Jiang Cheng was also very embarrassed, what is social death, this is called social death.
It's over, Xia Chengqi estimated that he would have to ignore himself for several days......
……
If it weren't for Jiang Shan, Xia Chengqi wouldn't want to wait for Jiang Cheng to get off work together, so just let him go back by himself!
As soon as he remembered the social death scene in the cafeteria, Xia Chengqi wanted to live on a different planet.
Woo woo, I don't know how those colleagues are going to laugh at themselves!
Twenty-six years of life, twenty-seven years in the future, and I have never been so ashamed!
This stupid donkey, stupid!
Xia Chengqi sat on the office chair and was in an extremely irritable mood.
"Even if people are perverted, they are only perverted to you!"
it! What the hell.
Xia Chengqi was so frightened that his mobile phone fell to the ground.
The screen is playing a daily video of a young girl, but this is the beginning of the confession......
After taking a closer look at the address, it was actually sent by someone in this park.
Xia Chengqi couldn't help but cover his face.
The video starts to play automatically a second time.
"Even if people are perverted, they are only perverted to you!"
Xia Chengqi hurriedly picked up his phone and turned it off, is it really good to record this kind of thing in such a cute voice......
But suddenly I feel that this sentence doesn't seem to be so shameful, what's going on?
She couldn't help but press her phone open, her voice lowered, and re-watched the video.
The girl looks quite cute, but because the photos are all wearing masks, she can't recognize who it is, and there are no photos of wearing dust-free clothes in the photos, they are all ordinary daily ......
She looks at the comments below.
Nickname look at the avatar: Hum Bao, you are not afraid of being chased and killed by Jiang Shengji and Manager Xia!
Xia Chengqi held his forehead with his hand.
Xi Mengxue: I almost laughed when I heard it...... But thinking about it in hindsight, what is it that feels like there is a deep affection in these words?
Xia Chengqi pouted.
Page 17 of Autumn: I'm reminded of "If You Want to Die at Your Hands", if that is the aesthetics of violence, then I would like to call it ...... Perverted aesthetics!
The corners of Xia Chengqi's mouth couldn't help twitching......
The wind chime rang in her hand: I want to use this confession to send a video!
Xia Chengqi felt that these guys were somewhat problematic.
Then, she saw a familiar ID.
crisisl: I'm Jiang Cheng...... Please beg the young lady to delete the video and change her white hair...... When my family Lao Xia sees me, I'm going to die!
What an old summer! This guy ......
Hum Bao: Capturing Jiang alive...... But Manager Xia saw that it was nothing, but Jiang Shengji's way of saying I love you is indeed unique. I love it.
Xia Chengqi frowned......
Five thousand for the water:
I told my girlfriend about it before I went to work, and she laughed for a long time...... But in the end, Jiang Shengji is a single-minded pervert even if he is a pervert......
Eliminator: It seems that I want such a perverted husband!
Hum Bao: You're a pervert yourself.
crisisl: Kneeling or deleting it...... Manager Xia is a post-90s generation...... Can't understand this kind of affectionate. She's sure to just feel embarrassed...... Please delete it.
Xia Chengqi looked angry, and immediately wanted to scold Jiang Cheng, and then the video didn't exist......
She immediately walked out of the office and came to the biotechnology spare room, and saw Jiang Cheng squatting in the corner playing with her mobile phone at a glance.
After the fight, he left satisfied.
Jiang Cheng's hair and clothes were messy together, and he sat against the wall in a daze, looking loveless.
Sure enough, the video was seen by her!
I knew that she would be angry when she saw that video!
……
Title: First Love
Date: July 2nd.
Illustrate:
I found out that Jiang Cheng is a pervert......
Then he said that even if he was a pervert, he would only be perverted to me.
Well, in front of a lot of people...... Embarrassment is dead!
Later, because he said that I was a post-90s generation and had a generation gap with young people, I beat him up and was refreshed!
……
After work, in the car, Jiang Shan giggled happily.
Her phone kept ringing the same words recorded by different people.
"Even if I'm a pervert, I'm only a pervert to you."
Well, although Jiang Cheng asked that "hum treasure" to delete the video, this confession still became a small hit.
It's usually a very young cute girl who takes it as the beginning of the video, and there is a group of lewd men commenting below: Baby, come and be perverted to me......
Jiang Cheng's face turned green: "Jiang Shan, you are enough!"
Although Xia Chengqi reluctantly admitted that there was some affectionate elements in this sentence, she was still very embarrassed, but she didn't die at the beginning, but if she could, she would rather that the cafeteria had never happened......
"I want to resign where I am." Xia Chengqi covered his face and said.
Jiang Shan comforted her:
"Oh, don't take it too seriously, it's not that shameful, although everyone thinks that sentence is funny, giggle...... cough, but everyone doesn't actually have that kind of mood to watch jokes, but they think it's quite shocking. After all, except for my brother's pervert, no one dares to confess with such words. It's actually quite heartwarming for a handsome guy to say this kind of thing......"
Xia Chengqian: "Hehe......"
"Just because of the cafeteria, several colleagues asked me for my brother's WeChat......" Jiang Shan said.
Xia Chengqi was stunned: "But the fact that my brother and I are boyfriend and girlfriend, the whole factory should know about it."
"There are always those children who think that 'digging into the corner because of love' is not morally corrupt...... So you have to be optimistic about my brother, men don't have a good thing! Jiang Shan reminded.
Jiang Cheng was angry: "I directly refused to add several girls to my WeChat today, you still dare to frame me!"
"Huh?" Xia Chengqi looked at him vigilantly, "There are actually girls who add you to WeChat?" Factory? They don't want to do it anymore! ”
"Ahem...... It's not all factory ...... Also available on Tik Tok. But I refused! "Jiang Cheng is upright.
Xia Chengqi was suspicious: "How do people on Douyin know about your WeChat!"
"It is estimated that the people in the factory gave it to others in order to have a relationship with those good-looking girls...... There is really a problem with children nowadays, and I actually say that I want to make friends because I am a single-minded pervert...... The problem is that I just said it casually. I knew that the photos and videos on Douyin were deleted, and now girls are really killing handsome guys......"
Jiang Cheng was distressed.
Xia Chengqi's eyes were dangerous: "So you're not a single-minded pervert?"
Jiang Cheng doesn't want to speak, some sexual fetishes can't be considered perverted, right?
Occasionally joking, how can you keep saying that you are a pervert.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Xia Chengqi asked coldly:
"So who else do you want to pervert to me besides me? Cheng Yuan? ”
"That's not what I said!" Jiang Cheng collapsed, "And I'm only interested in you alone, okay, can you not keep mentioning Cheng Yuan......"
"Programmer?" Jiang Shan was puzzled in the back seat.
Jiang Cheng patted the steering wheel indignantly:
"It's impossible for me to be interested in her just because of this name!"
Xia Chengqi was actually a little wary of Cheng Yuan, because this woman's dress happened to be Jiang Cheng's favorite.
But now that feeling has disappeared without a trace, and I even feel like laughing......
Jiang Cheng said to Xia Cheng very seriously:
"Don't always misunderstand that I'm interested in other women in the future...... I'm really going to be angry. ”
"You let me die so socially at noon, and now you dare to show my face?" Xia Chengqi was unhappy.
"I lost my words at noon...... But one yard is one yard, I'll tell you seriously. Jiang Cheng didn't mean to be cowardly at all.
Xia Chengqi glanced at him twice, and said a low "oh": "I know......"
"So which programmer is it?" Jiang Shan asked curiously in the back.
Jiang Cheng: "......"
Xia Chengqi explained embarrassedly: "The personnel director ...... It's called Cheng Yuan. ”
"Oh, I thought which programmer was ...... My brother ...... to that woman," Jiang Shan hesitated.
"No, I was just kidding...... Your brother just likes people's uniforms and black silk. ”
Xia Chengqi still couldn't help choking Jiang Cheng.
"Ahem......" Jiang Cheng really can't deny it.
Jiang Shan pouted: "Men seem to like that...... I think my sister-in-law must look better in black silk than that woman. ”
"I'm not going to wear something like that." Xia Chengqi pouted.