Chapter 91: Why Are You So Skilled?
Gu Changsheng understands now.
What is called changing careers is like changing mountains, and what is called changing careers is like changing lives.
Wang Bing and the killer cat are the perfect interpretation.
Anyone with a little business acumen can't do such a thing as opening a cat café here, right?
It just so happened that everyone rushed over from Yuqing Palace, and they hadn't eaten yet.
Gu Changsheng took them into the cat café.
"Welcome Light ~~ Pro!"
Although he was wiping the table with his back to the door, Wang Bing still habitually shouted when he heard the movement.
Woken up by Wang Bing's voice, the killer cat lazily rolled over.
I don't know if it's awake or not, it's mumbling.
If it weren't for Gu Changsheng's excellent ear, he wouldn't be able to hear what the killer cat was saying.
"A cup of milk tea...... Fifty strokes of milk. One single package...... You can hold and touch it for five minutes. There is no discount for group buying, and the first time you come to play 85% off. ”
Then it fell into a deep sleep again, and after a moment, as if remembering the most important thing before it could be said, the killer cat beat his spirit and continued to mutter.
"Recharge five thousand at a time, you can ...... You can become a VIP of our store and buy cat strips...... Buy cat strips and feed me half price meow. ”
Intermittently, the killer cat insisted on finishing his lines, and then his head sank, and he fell asleep completely.
……
Why is it so proficient!
At this time, Wang Bing wiped the table and turned around as he spoke.
"From two o'clock to four o'clock in the afternoon, it is the time for my cat to take a nap, if you want to pet the cat, you can ...... later" Seeing Gu Changsheng's complicated eyes, Wang Bing spoke.
Hell, looking at Wang Bing's somewhat embarrassed eyes, Gu Changsheng actually had the feeling of going out to support the poor young lady, and found out that the young lady was a colleague in the unit.
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After a long time, the monk still spoke and broke the silence.
"What do you have to eat here?"
"Oh oh, here's the menu, just take a look." Wang Bing hurriedly handed out the menu, and then beckoned everyone to sit down.
The cat café, which was already small, suddenly seemed a lot more crowded.
Frowning, Gu Changsheng hesitated for a long time, but still ordered out loud.
"Uh...... I want this, the invincible cute killer cat package. ”
Forget it when you're dead.
Wang Bing definitely has a serious illness in his brain. It's all tm what a broken name.
Probably because there was still a trace of shame, Wang Bing's face was embarrassed, he was silent for a moment, and then whispered to defend himself.
"The name of the store, the couplet, the name of the dish, the charging standard...... It was all set up with the help of the pandas. ”
???
Gu Changsheng was a little skeptical.
If you want to say "sexy cats, ask for masturbation online", it was made by pandas, and he believed it.
But the name of this pink dish killed Gu Changsheng, and he didn't believe that it was made by that group of bewitching bears.
Looking at the suspicion on Gu Changsheng's face, Wang Bing was a little anxious, he still wanted to be a human being.
Hesitantly continued: "It's really them...... In the past few days, they have been watching an anime called What Spy Plays, and they have been somewhat affected. ”
……
It makes sense.
Gu Changsheng continued to ask, "Are you very short of money...... I remember that at that time, I applied for a monthly allowance for you, and it was a lot of money. ”
At the mention of this, Wang Bing had a desperate expression on his face.
"Once here, it's completely free of itself. Eat fresh roasted gecko tails every day, drink fresh milk, and occasionally go to the bar for a drink or two. ”
With a long sigh, Wang Bing continued to complain: "This month's subsidy will be spent in less than a week. It didn't know anything, so the pandas helped open a cat café. ”
Gu Changsheng frowned, a little strange. "How much can it eat, it's just a cat, it should eat very little compared to other beasts."
Carefully looking at the killer cat to make sure it was still sleeping, Wang Bing lowered his voice and whispered: "It's an orange cat, it's different." ”
……
Reasonable.
After chatting with Gu Changsheng, Wang Bing wrote down the meals ordered by each guest, and then went to the back kitchen to prepare the meal.
The original operation to capture the killer cat was the responsibility of the dragon group.
Everyone in the dragon group also knows the origin of the cat in front of them, and their feelings are more complicated.
After a while, the only girl in the dragon group still couldn't help it.
She walked over to the cat's climbing frame and stretched out her finger and gently poked the killer cat's round belly.
The killer cat "meowed" and rolled over.
Gu Changsheng clearly saw that this girl's eyes burst out with a perverted essence.
She reached out and gently touched the cat's head, with a happy smile on her face.
After a while, the killer cat woke up from the toss.
Sensing that someone was touching it, it jumped to the top of the cat's climbing frame with a brisk step.
My eyes opened in a daze, and I didn't see the faces of the people in the store, but I saw that there were quite a lot of people.
Then it yawned and said lazily, "You can't come together, one by one." ”
This terrible line......
At this moment, Gu Changsheng even had some doubts about whether he had come to the wrong place.
Sure enough, the cat in the cat café is still normal not to talk. Otherwise, the devil knows, what earth-shattering words they will say.
After a while, the killer cat, who was a little more sober, saw clearly who was in the store.
Then it burrowed into its own cat nest and never came out again.
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Now that I know what I'm ashamed of, what did I do earlier. Gu Changsheng complained in his heart.
An hour later, the crowd had finished their meal and were ready to leave.
Gu Changsheng took out the money and handed it to Wang Bing, but Wang Bing didn't really want to receive the money.
Just when the two were polite back and forth, the killer cat, who had been hiding in the nest for an hour, suddenly rushed out.
His eyes were staring at the money in Gu Changsheng's hand.
The killer cat said loudly: "Someone just touched me, I can't help but collect money!" It would be nice to take a little less, and take a third of them. ”
Wang Bing was slightly stunned.
I almost forgot that the creed of the killer cat is: "Pay must be rewarded".
In the end, Gu Changsheng forcibly put down all the money, and then walked out of the cat café with the dragon group.
"Yes, you do have a talent for breeding exotic beasts. The above is not wrong for you, the alien beasts that have been handled by your hands are basically harmless. ”
patted Gu Changsheng's shoulder, and the lay man's tone was full of appreciation.
With a long sigh, Gu Changsheng didn't even bother to deny it. He knew that most of his reputation as a farmer could not be taken away.
"Alright, you're fed and well-fed, it's time to get to work. We don't have a lot of information about our goals this time. So you must be up to the good spirits, and don't think that I am here to take it lightly. ”
The layman's face became serious, and he earnestly told everyone.
Then he pulled Li Xuanan aside and reminded in a low voice: "The danger is different this time, if you dare to do something bad, I will hammer you to death." ”
Li Xuanan's face froze and nodded.
Taking out a map, the layman pointed to a marked spot and gave an order.
"The target is here, pay attention to concealment, and let's go now!"