Chapter 169: "Two or Three Things About Being Beaten When I Was Young"
At the banquet, the tension was tense and the atmosphere was slightly tense.
Wang Wushu held the wine glass in his hand, squinted his eyes and looked at the stubborn Taoist in front of him, and didn't speak for a long time.
Under the wine table, a Chinese crocodile held his own dinner plate, moved one step at a time, and silently crawled to another place.
"It's a." Cake muttered to himself and walked away from the table.
ā¦ā¦
Gu Changsheng lowered his head and looked at its distant back a little speechless.
I don't know what Ichiguan thinks, how did I bring this cowardice here......
At the wine table, perhaps because people are in good spirits on happy occasions, the old master raised the wine glass in his hand and said loudly.
"Here, everybody, have a drink! Respect to our Jindan Grand Monk Mr. Wang Wudi! ā
Everyone sat in their seats, bowed their heads and pretended not to hear, and no one dared to really raise a glass in response.
The two old men in front of him who were fighting openly and secretly, one was the palace master of Yuqing Palace, and the other was the old heavenly master who was looking at it.
One is the former peerless earth immortal, and the other is the current first monk of the Xia Kingdom.
I can't afford to mess with it.
When the gods fight, ordinary people pretend to be blind and deaf, otherwise they are easy to be injured by mistake......
Gu Changsheng watched the performance of the stubborn Taoist, and sighed again in his heart: He is worthy of being the heavenly master of the orthodox sect of Taoism, and the yin and yang can be said to be the peak.
Feeling Wang Wuyi's anger, Ling Xiaozi, who was sitting next to the Heavenly Master, fidgeted, he secretly pulled his master's sleeve and frantically squeezed his eyebrows.
Then, Ling Xiaozi looked at Wang Wushu and said with an embarrassed smile: "My master is old, and the amount of alcohol is not good, you must not care if you drink too much and drink too much." ā
"Zhang Yundao went back more and more, and he got drunk when he smelled the wine? Why did Hu Tu come out with this virtue, is it embarrassing? ā
Looking at the wine glass that the Heavenly Master didn't move, Wang Wushu sneered, and his tone was very unkind.
There was silence on the wine table, and Gu Changsheng lowered his head in interest, pretending to look at the ground as if nothing happened.
Ling Xiaozi desperately held down his master, and reminded in a low voice: "It won't take long for the realm of people to be brought back, my ancestor, it's good for you to accumulate some virtue." ā
After a pause, he sighed and said seriously: "It's not good to be beaten......"
"I'm afraid of him! Dao Ye, I don't suffer much! ā
It's okay that Ling Xiaozi didn't mention it, but when he talked about this, the stubborn Taoist jumped up directly.
The old heavenly master drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp, strengthened his courage, and pointed at Wang Wushu and scolded.
"Wang Wudi, you are a dog, relying on your fast cultivation and high talent, I will fight the Taoist master for three days and beat me for five days."
After changing his tone, the stubborn Taoist continued to scold: "Dao Master, I can live until now, relying on my hard life!" ā
was pointed at his nose and scolded, Wang Wudi was also annoyed, and retorted sharply: "Which time didn't you ask for yourself?" ā
So, two old men who were more than 300 years old together pulled their necks at the wine table and quarreled.
- "When we first built the foundation, Yuqing Palace and Zhengyiguan communicated, and it was normal to learn from your fucking ruthlessness, Master Dao, I didn't get out of bed for a week! We've known each other since childhood, but you're still a person? ā
"I went to the toilet, you threw a burst charm to come in, you didn't kill you, your master shot quickly!"
- "Then what about the time you are going to rob Jindan?" Master Dao, I kindly sent you the pill, and I took the trouble to refine it for a full seventeen days, and the first thing you did after you finished the tribulation was to beat me. I haven't gotten out of bed for a month, and your conscience has made the dog eat it! ā
"If you give the fuck a pill, you will send the pill, what are you doing with a Hehuan pill in it? If I hadn't seen the color wrong, I would have eaten it. Moreover, it was my master who beat you when you couldn't get out of bed that time, and your master watched from the side and didn't stop me, what does it matter to me! ā
156nā 156n
- "If I find a Taoist partner, you have to intervene!" The two of us are in love, it's your turn to be ugly and have an opinion! Why, no one takes a fancy to you, are you psychologically unbalanced! ā
"That's a cult who treats you like a furnace! If I hadn't saved you, you would have died! ā
- "Don't talk nonsense, Dao Master, I'm not talking about that evil cultivator!" I'm talking about Mrs. Jingning! ā
"Say her name again."
"On the way to confess, I was inexplicably stopped and beaten by you! Just Jing Ning Shitai! Mrs. Jingning! ā
"You know that someone is a teacher! Do you want a nun to confess? At that time, your master was traveling outside, and he specially sent a message to me to beat you, if it weren't for the old man's stall with such a thing as you, I wouldn't have been too lazy to do it! ā
ā¦ā¦
Gu Changsheng was a little stunned when he heard this, and in just a few words, the amount of information was really a bit large.
Yes, he suddenly felt a little movement under his feet, so he lowered his head and looked down.
Ah Bao didn't know when he had crawled back, his face was full of seriousness, and he listened attentively.
Gu Changsheng grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the table and handed them over.
Ah Cake's little paw pushed away Gu Changsheng's hand, and he shook his head without looking back, staring at the two red-faced old men with blazing eyes.
It's like a guy jumping up and down in a melon field......
On the table, Ling Xiaozi was already crying.
It's a shame, it's a shame.
As soon as I look at the prestige accumulated by my ancestors, I see that I am about to be lost.
He trembled and tugged at the corners of the stubborn Taoist's clothes, and felt the urge to kneel.
The Celestial Master drank a glass of wine again and cleared his throat, obviously preparing to continue arguing.
At this time, Ah Ning should have settled Li Xuan'an, and walked out of a military tent with light steps, with a smile on his face, looking very happy.
Everyone's eyes turned to her, looking straight at her.
Being watched by so many people, even the grinning Ah Ning was a little stunned, and she was a little stunned in place.
Wang Wushu looked at the stiff smile on Ah Ning's face, and his eyes lit up.
He stood up and said softly: "Forget it, for the sake of Ah Ning's poverty alleviation, I don't care about you in general." ā
Putting down the wine glass in his hand, the expression on Wang Wudi's face was very proud: "I really didn't expect that Li Xuan'an, a stupid boy, has someone to want, and the girl is simply doing charity......"
ā¦ā¦
As soon as the words fell, Ling Xiaozi and the stubborn Taoist were stunned at the same time, unable to speak for a long time.
The old heavenly master's teeth creaked, and his expression was extremely hideous.
Ling Xiaozi's expression was the same, and his fists clenched unconsciously.
After a while, the stubborn Taoist shouted angrily, "It's too much to deceive people", and pounced on Wang Wushu with both feet.
The two noble old men scuffled together, and the old master punched like the wind, and his mouth kept chanting: "Don't say that the master bullies you, I don't use magic, let you see and understand, what is dragon and tiger wrestling!" ā
Wang Wudi did not fall behind at all, and seeing that the offensive of the demolition move was pressing, he was ready to see the opportunity to give the stubborn Taoist a ruthless attack.
And Ling Xiaozi's eyes were full of anger, and he didn't care about his master.
He stood up silently, rubbed his fists, and walked towards the tent where Li Xuan'an was.