Chapter 185: "A Cake Survival Manual"
The wind has left traces, and geese have plucked their feathers. Come with excitement and return with a full load.
Gu Changsheng and the others walked out of the palace, and they were in a good mood.
This trip can be said to have been very fruitful, but looking at the stone mill carried by the red panda, Gu Changsheng was still a little speechless.
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"Green onions, this stone mill actually doesn't need to be taken, it looks like we haven't seen the world, so others will laugh at it."
The red panda's body was completely covered by the stone grinding, and its answer came out: "That's a good thing!" The original Le is always the best! ”
"Becoming an Immortal"
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There is one thing to say, the words of green onions are not unreasonable.
Shaking his head, Gu Changsheng counted the red pandas as he stepped into the air, raised his arms, and took off the plaque above the palace gate with some difficulty.
The plaque was in his hands, and the heavy feeling made his eyes light up, and a bright smile bloomed on his face.
Looking at the words on the plaque closely, Gu Changsheng couldn't help but sigh aloud: "These words have fairy wind bones, it's really not simple......
Thinking of the calligraphy of the stubborn Taoist, Gu Changsheng glanced at him without a trace, and couldn't help but feel a little disdain in his heart.
Gu Changsheng began to identify the material of the plaque again, frowned and was stunned for a long time, but he still didn't recognize it.
Then he grabbed the plaque with both hands and danced it vigorously.
The plaque danced rapidly, forming an afterimage around the body, as if holding up an impermeable golden bell jar, and the momentum was quite terrifying.
Gu Changsheng couldn't help but nodded, very satisfied with his new weapon.
Then, a not very moral thought appeared in his mind.
After a while, Gu Changsheng dragged two doors more than ten meters high, looking satisfied.
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The stubborn Taoist sighed, and some didn't know what to say.
You even demolished the door with a plaque, why are you embarrassed to accuse the red panda......
A typical hundred steps laughs fifty steps.
For the first time, the Heavenly Master had doubts about his previous decision: Is it really appropriate to let Gu Changsheng take over his own Dao system in the future...... I always feel that the wind is going to be crooked.
"Why are you bringing these nets with you? Are you going back fishing? ”
At this time, a small voice came into the ears of the stubborn Taoist, and the tone was very doubtful.
The old heavenly master looked down at Ah Bi, tightened the dozen or so large nets on his shoulders, and then replied with a smile: "Be diligent and thrifty, be diligent and thrifty, be diligent and thrifty......"
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Ah Pian nodded as if he didn't understand, and ran to Gu Changsheng's side with another puff of smoke.
"Gu Changsheng, we have all taken away so many spirit plants, why do we still have to tear down the gate and plaque?"
Stunned for a moment, Gu Changsheng lowered his head and replied with some embarrassment: "Be diligent and thrifty, be diligent and thrifty, be diligent and thrifty......"
is worthy of being a master and apprentice, it is simply a similar smell, and the answers of the two people coincide.
The eyes of the Chinese alligator flashed with wisdom, and it was obvious that he had benefited a lot.
It pulled out a small notebook.
On the title page of this book are a few words: "A Cake Survival Handbook".
Gu Changsheng secretly leaned over with some curiosity, and then frowned speechlessly.
The things recorded in the book are very complicated.
"Number one: Don't watch sharks fight with each other, you'll be beaten."
"Rule 2: If you see something to eat on a hook, don't bite it, it's a bad old man fishing."
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"Article 36: Wuji taught me today: When you meet someone with well-developed chest muscles and a very full one, you will say that your aunt is hungry; The pectoral muscles are very average, the kind that is very flat, just say that my sister hugs. Wuji said that he was punished and fasted when he was a child, and that's how he survived. ”
"Pick up the previous note: Wuji may be lying to me...... Today, I was basking in the sun by the stream and waiting for someone to feed, and I called a friar's aunt, and they were very angry and ran away. ”
"Pick up the previous note: I'm sure, Wuji is lying to me! When I was basking in the sun today, I opened my mouth to call my sister, and at first the friar was quite happy, and touched my head and asked me why I called her sister, and I said it was because she was flat. Then, she hammered me on the head and left. Half of the ham that had been fed to me was also taken away and was not left for me. Wuji is really excessive! Even crocodiles deceive! ”
"Article 37: Fang Yuan taught me a new method today, he said that no matter how old or the size of his chest muscles, he would call him sister in uniform. If you ask why, she says it's because she looks young. ”
"Pick up the previous article: Fang Yuan's method is so useful! I ate a lot of delicious food today~ No wonder Fang Yuan is better than Wuji, there is a reason! ”
"I learned to use my phone today! Later, the survival manual was written on the phone. ”
"I've entered the Ethereal Spirit Realm, and my phone can't be used...... Forget it, let's write it down in a small notebook in the future, and when I get out, I will copy the 136 pieces on my mobile phone. ”
"Article 137: In the future, Gu Changsheng said that if there are fruits to eat, don't go over, he doesn't seem to be a good person."
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Gu Changsheng, who was peeking next to him, was speechless for a while, and a trace of guilt rarely appeared in his heart.
Then he saw Ah Pian take out a pen again, and write down the new survival criteria crookedly.
"Article 138: When the Heavenly Master and Gu Changsheng say 'diligence and thrift', you must be careful of the door of your house, maybe it has been stolen. When you have good things at home, be sure to avoid them a little. ”
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Gu Changsheng opened his mouth weakly, and couldn't help but want to open his mouth to refute and justify himself.
But the way he dragged the door and held the plaque was really unconvincing......
After hesitating for a moment, he had no choice but to give up.
Sighing secretly, Gu Changsheng walked away silently.
The green onion was carrying a huge stone mill, Gu Changsheng was dragging two gates of more than ten meters, the stubborn Taoist was holding more than a dozen large nets, and Ah Bao was holding his own small notebook.
With happy smiles on their faces, they walked out of the palace step by step.
That's what the white leopard saw.
Looking over Gu Changsheng and his party, the white leopard saw the palace behind them.
The palace is still beautiful, and the surrounding area is still cloudy and mist-filling, and the fairy spirit is fluttering.
But the empty door looks a little weird......
Next to the white leopard, Rao is the tiger who is in a hurry to recognize the thief as his father, and he is also a little confused.
Gu Changsheng and the others slowly approached and saw a large group of bewildered tigers and leopards.
"A few people go to the vegetable garden, if they take some spirit plants, it's completely understandable."
After a long time, the white leopard's voice broke the silence, and there was obvious confusion in his tone.
After a pause, he continued: "But a few people didn't take the spirit plant, and after taking these things, I don't understand it very well...... Have you torn down my master's garden? ”
Feeling the strange and resentful expressions of the strange beasts, Gu Changsheng was a little embarrassed.
He had an embarrassed smile on his face, and he wanted to open the topic with sloppy eyes: "There is a big array at the door, which is much more useful than this gate." Straight to the point, it seems that the vegetable garden is a little more imposing. ”
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"Then the plaque in your hand, and the stone mill carried by the one in the back, how to explain it?"
The white panther is certainly not a fool, and it is not so good.
Gu Changsheng was speechless for a while, and the scene fell into silence again.
In the middle of the night, he raised his hand to greet a few Jindan beasts behind the white leopard, wanting to ease the atmosphere.
"This is a junior of the clan, right? At first glance, they are all strange beasts with great luck and great fate! There will be great achievements in the future! In addition......"
As he spoke, Gu Changsheng's voice became smaller and smaller.
He always felt that these Jindan beasts were a little familiar......
After carefully observing for a moment, Gu Changsheng's expression froze.
He remembered that when he first entered the Void Spirit Realm, he had saved more than a dozen Jindan beasts from under the hands of several white apes.
At that time, these strange beasts were forced to break through the formation, and it was very miserable.
After Gu Changsheng appeared, he suppressed several white apes with the power of thunder and rescued these oppressed beasts.
And then...... Begin to squeeze them yourself.
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"Uh...... Although it's a bit unkind, but all the alien beasts have given pills to heal their wounds, and they have given some benefits, so I shouldn't be too much, right? ”
Gu Changsheng took a deep breath and began to deceive himself.
And several Jindan beasts obviously recognized Gu Changsheng, and their expressions became unnatural.
This group of leopards and tigers is really miserable......
The grandchildren were arrested by Gu Changsheng to work and break the formation, the sons were chased and killed by Gu Changsheng with the clouds, and the grandfathers were suppressed by the stubborn Taoists called by Gu Changsheng......
Looking at a pair of aggrieved eyes, Gu Changsheng felt that he had done all the bad things.
"Dasheng, why do I think their eyes are not very friendly? Do you want to fight? ”
At this time, the red panda's voice came from under the stone mill, and the tone was not very friendly.
Without waiting for Gu Changsheng to persuade him, he carefully put the stone mill on the ground, for fear that it would be damaged.
Then, the green onion jumped on the stone mill, looking at the beast in front of him with unkind eyes, the little flesh body trembled, and the breath of the beast was exposed.
"What are you going to do! Looking for a fight? ”
The white leopard breathed and glanced at the green onion in disbelief.
Another catastrophe?
Its heart is full of bitterness, is it so rotten now that the catastrophe has been completed......
At this time, a somewhat familiar voice from Gu Changsheng sounded again.
"I don't know if this hero of beasts lacks a son?"
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The green onion moved, and his breath was a little unstable.
It looked at the tiger in disbelief, and then looked back at Gu Changsheng, the meaning of what it wanted to express in its eyes was very obvious.
"Did this tiger brain let you kick?"
Behind Lu Hu, a tiger in the Jindan realm had a red face, and he was ashamed.
It gently tugged at its father and whispered, "Dad, I beg you, don't lose the beast." You've lost the face of my clan......"
Unexpectedly, Lu Hu shook his head indifferently, and did not take his son's admonition to heart.
The white leopard couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and pressed it to the ground, and beat it violently.
"Eh, eh! What are you hitting me for? You don't recognize me as a godson, can't I find a father again! ”
"Don't slap your face!"
"Old leopard, you take care of your father!"
"Son, help!"
After a miserable scream, Lu Hu's nose and face were swollen, and he didn't dare to speak anymore.
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Looking at the farce in front of him, Gu Changsheng let out a long sigh and pretended that nothing had happened.
He cleared his throat and asked out loud, "Please ask, are there any famous mountains in this world?" ”
After a pause, Gu Changsheng continued to add: "Especially the snow mountains or something, the kind that the snow does not melt for thousands of years. ”
"Yes...... The main hall of the master was built on top of a snow-capped mountain. ”
Hearing this answer, Gu Changsheng's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "Are there any other mountains besides here?" ”
"Not anymore...... In the Star Realm, there are only two or three mountains in total, and if it is a snow-capped mountain, there is only this one. The white leopard frowned and replied with some hesitation.
After a pause, its eyes froze, and its eyes were full of vigilance: "You won't... Do you want to demolish the master's hall? ”
In view of Gu Changsheng's current behavior, the white leopard felt that it was not impossible to do so.
Gu Changsheng was speechless for a while, and he didn't know how to answer. After all, he went to grab the elixir, and in a sense, it was not a very righteous and bright act......
After a long while, he smiled and said, "No, no, you see me as someone!" Too much to worry about! ”
Looking at the two gates dragged behind Gu Changsheng, the white leopard didn't believe it in his heart......
The white leopard is more than five hundred years old.
Since he was born, his father has always told him: This heaven and earth has a master, and it is a human immortal named Xingchen Xian.
Father also said that all the palaces and formations here were left by the master, and there were many opportunities among them, which were reserved for the creatures in this world.
But the white leopard has never seen its owner.
Neither did its father see its master.
To be precise, all the creatures in the Star Realm have never seen their master.
"So can you tell me where the snowy mountain is?"
At this time, Gu Changsheng's words woke the white leopard from his memories.
It came back to its senses, looked at the Terran monk in front of it, and sighed in its heart.
Legend has it that the owner is so good-looking, and the person in front of him is likely to be the same clan as the owner.
It stands to reason that the white leopard should have told him the location of his master's hall......
But looking at the plaque Gu Changsheng was holding in his hand, it was not very reassured.
In the end, the white panther relented.
It's not that it figured it out, it's mainly the strange beast standing on the stone mill and the stubborn Taoist with a big net wrapped around his shoulders that give it a lot of pressure.
It chose to follow the voice of its heart.
The master has its own master blessing, and it doesn't have to worry about it.
After some ideological struggle, the white leopard honestly spoke: "Heading north from here, with the strength of a few people's feet, it will take less than a day to arrive. ”
After a pause, it couldn't help but continue: "But you don't have to carry so many things, I suggest you can put the door back on." ”
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Things must be brought, why should you send back the door that you can dismantle!
Ignoring the white leopard's words, Gu Changsheng said goodbye to this interesting beast with a smile and prepared to leave.
Looking at the smile on his face, the white leopard let out a long sigh and reminded him in a serious tone.
"The master's hall is no better than a vegetable garden, there is a real peerless killing array, don't break the door when you go there...... It's going to die. ”
Gu Changsheng nodded solemnly, thanked him heartily and left with everyone.
Looking at Gu Changsheng's back dragging the door panel, the white leopard had mixed feelings in his heart.