Chapter 216: The First Collision of the Two Great Dialect Languages
On the long dining table, dozens of delicacies are placed, all of which are full of color, flavor and taste, which is very attractive.
A red panda sits on a chair and stretches out its two short paws with some effort, but it can't reach the food on the table.
After a while, it became a little angry, and its mouth began to mumbble.
Gu Changsheng listened closely, and it was all dirty words that could not be broadcast.
After a little thought, the red panda jumped directly on the table, sorted out a small space, and then sat down, ready to eat like this.
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"Uh...... Wait a minute, I'll ask someone to bring a more suitable chair. ”
After speaking, Gu Changsheng took out his mobile phone and sent a message out.
It didn't take long for a staff member to come over with a special chair.
The most special thing about this chair compared to a normal chair is that the legs are particularly long and the seat is very high.
This is a child seat......
After changing the chair for this child, who was about a few hundred years old but only a little over a meter tall, Gu Changsheng said loudly: "Come on, green onions, try again this time." ”
The red panda jumped off the table with some confusion and tried to sit down in a chair.
Then, slowly, it stretched out its little paws, eventually reaching the food on the table.
"Huh! Dasheng, this chair is very easy to use! The sound of green onion's surprise sounded.
After a pause, the red panda continued to speak: "Dasheng, what is this chair called?" I'll get a hand when I go back. ”
Glancing at the green onion, Gu Changsheng still didn't dare to tell the truth.
After a brief hesitation, he spoke, "This is called the Dream Fulfillment Chair. ”
The red panda didn't think much of it, just happily grabbed a piece of tomahawk steak and feasted on it.
After eating for a while, the green onion suddenly thought about something, and suddenly stopped gobbling it up.
It lowered the steak and swiped its little paw lightly in the air.
A gap was cut in the air, and the space with him appeared in front of him.
The green onion poked his whole body in, and searched for a while.
After a while, it finally found what it was looking for...... A bamboo stick with an emerald green body.
The red panda cleared a space on the table, and then carefully placed the bamboo sticks on the table.
Then, it came over with an empty plate from the side.
After carefully selecting for a long time, the green onion took a plate full of food and put it in front of the bamboo stick.
"Bangbang, you eat a little more, I carefully selected it, it's nutritious, it's delicious! Especially a foie gras, I'll bring you the rest! ”
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Gu Changsheng looked at the red panda, his face was extremely complicated.
He didn't have a lot of confidence in his heart......
I don't know the sword spirit and the stick spirit, the awakening method is not universal......
Seeing him looking at him in a daze, the green onion couldn't help frowning.
After a while, the red panda tentatively took out a piece of foie gras from the plate in front of the bamboo stick, and then put it into Gu Changsheng's plate.
"Don't you care about Da Le, you have to grab a good stick to eat Le, don't you be ashamed."
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Hearing the red panda's words, Gu Changsheng laughed. In the mind of the green onion, a tribulation beast, I am afraid that it is not only to eat......
However, he didn't say much, stuffed the foie gras into his mouth, and then said casually: "Green onions, sword spirit and stick spirit are two different things, is it possible, their wake-up methods are not the same......"
The red panda frowned when he heard this, and thought about it very seriously, his expression was very serious.
After a moment of silence, it opened its mouth and put forward its own opinion: "What kind of spirits are they! It shouldn't be a big deal. ”
Then, the green onion turned his head and continued to speak at the green bamboo stick: "Bangbang, you have to fight for it, it doesn't make sense that other people's swords can be, you can't do it!" ”
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"Other people's children can take the Qingbei exam, and you must be able to do it too!"
I don't know why, looking at the way the red panda spoke, Gu Changsheng suddenly thought of this sentence.
The green onions arrived in the evening, but by the time they returned to Gu Changsheng's house, it was already late at night.
It's not because it takes too long to eat, but because after the red panda finished eating, he took his beloved bamboo stick and walked for more than two hours.
The green onion said that it was the first time to eat so many things with bamboo sticks, and it was necessary to exercise more to eliminate food, otherwise the stomach would not be able to stand it.
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Gu Changsheng was amazed.
Walking to a small courtyard, he pushed open the courtyard door and led the red panda inside.
The staff of Yuqing Palace had already cleaned up everything, and the furniture inside had been replaced with new ones.
Gu Changsheng looked at the red panda and said loudly: "Green onion, you are sleeping here today, I live next door, just call if there is something." ”
"No problem! Other Ledu is easy to say, wifi password is a lot? ”
"Oh, it's not far away anyway, you can use our green onions directly. The username is five minus three equals, and the password is ananshuodengyu6. ”
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Da Shallot's eyes were a little complicated, he glanced at Gu Changsheng deeply, and then said very worriedly: "Dasheng, I'll tell you to stay away from fools, you see, now it's infected!" ”
After saying this, the red panda opened the carry-on space and pulled out a complete set of video game gear.
From monitors to consoles to PS5s.
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The green onion action is very fast, the hand quickly connected the power supply, gently pressed the computer switch, and the computer screen lit up.
On the screen, a family photo of the Taishan Chengguan Brigade appeared.
The red panda stood at the front with a chess piece, and behind it was a group of giant pandas in suits, and the momentum was very extraordinary.
To Gu Changsheng's surprise, he also appeared on this family photo.
Compared with the giant pandas, Gu Changsheng, who was dressed in a white robe, looked very thin. With his hands behind his back, he stood quietly beside the green onion, with a smile on his face.
As the only human being, he stood in a group of pandas, but he seemed very gregarious, and there was a faint sense of being in the same stream.
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Looking at this photo, Gu Changsheng felt that his memory was a little confused.
He doesn't remember taking this picture......
"Green onions, when was this photo taken?" Pointing to the desktop, Gu Changsheng asked out loud.
The red panda was busy adjusting the mouse sensitivity and headphone volume, and didn't even look back, answering casually.
"I've been shooting it a long time ago! At that time, you weren't there, so I put you on P, didn't you have any sense of disobedience? ”
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The technique is almost divine, and it is impossible to see that it is P at all.
Gu Changsheng smiled and said loudly: "When I go to Mount Tai next time to retake a photo, I will also change into a suit." ”
"You have to get it!"
The little panda deployed the equipment, opened a stand-alone game casually, and tried to operate it.
With claws flying, the characters manipulated by the green onions are like entering a no-man's land, easily slaying the enemy completely.
In just a few minutes, it cleared the customs......
Pulling the headphones off his head, the red panda nodded with satisfaction and said to himself, "The Internet speed is still wide." ”
Then, it opened a real-time battle game on its own, its expression becoming serious, and its eyes were full of murderous intent.
Gu Changsheng was already preparing to go home, but when he saw the words "the strongest king", he still couldn't help but stop.
He stood behind the red panda and began to watch.
The first thing that attracted Gu Changsheng's attention was the game ID of the green onion: the pianist.
Nodding, he couldn't help but secretly sigh in his heart, dare to come up with this name, the red panda seems to have two brushes, and the game operation level should be good.
After just ten minutes, Gu Changsheng was a little stunned.
The green onion's claws tapped quickly on the keyboard, and several afterimages appeared.
Gu Changsheng clearly felt that there was an aura running on its fingertips, and the sound of crackling and tapping was endless.
In the game, the red panda is one against nine, spraying the opponent and teammates with blood, and has no power to fight back.
The operation that shocked Gu Changsheng even more was still to come.
After the green onion finished scolding, he took out his mobile phone and dialed a call, and said in an angry tone: "They call the little chicken: the little chicken shows its black feet, and the practice lasts for two and a half years......"
After a while, the game in progress ended directly, and all ten people in the game, except for the green onions, were banned.
The red panda naturally won.
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That's how you are the king?
Shaking his head, Gu Changsheng walked out of the room and walked towards his home.
"You're back, Lord Silver!"
As soon as I opened the courtyard door, the sound of a big ballast sounded.
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Gu Changsheng's face was expressionless, he took out a piece of meteoric iron, and then threw it at the wooden sword casually.
"Eh, mom, you have to be old and prosperous in the future! Sword Immortal, that's a matter of time or later! ”
With a short sigh, Gu Changsheng didn't bother to care about the grass on the wall, and walked into Song Qinghuan's room.
Not long after, there was a sudden sound of a sword in the courtyard, followed by Lu's chirping.
After a while, Gu Changsheng, who was disheveled, ran out and reprimanded with a slightly sullen face: "Lu, you don't sleep at night, what are you humming?" ”
Then, he saw that Lu was not in his nest, but standing in the middle of the courtyard very aggrieved.
The courtyard was in shambles, tables and chairs had been destroyed, and Lu's nest was in ruins.
The wooden sword was suspended in mid-air, making a sword roar.
Frowning and looking at the wooden sword, Gu Changsheng clearly felt that the aura of the wooden sword was a lot stronger, and it had improved a lot.
"Lord Silver, there is a sister in the meteorite damage! You see, I'm just eating more, and the effect is pretty good. ”
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Gu Changsheng waved his hand, summoned the wooden sword over, and then reached out and grabbed the hilt of the sword.
Gently striking the long sword, the fitness shook slightly, and although it was a wooden sword, it made a sound of gold and iron.
A smile couldn't help but appear on his face, Gu Changsheng nodded with satisfaction, and decided to go to Wang Wushu tomorrow and ask for more refining materials.
With a flick of his wrist, Gu Changsheng threw the wooden sword into the air, and then turned his head to look at Lu.
"Uh...... It's a little late today, Lu Lu, can you go to Shucheng for a night? ”
Lu didn't have a big deal, turned around and walked to his nest, dragging the pillow out of the rubble.
Then, it twisted itself and walked out of the small courtyard towards the house of the little Taoist priest Shucheng.
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After settling the matter in the courtyard, Gu Changsheng walked back to the house and returned to Song Qinghuan's room.
"The essence is fused, and there is a god in this pillar. Hehuan is really powerful......"
Silently reciting the Dao decision in his mouth, Gu Changsheng rubbed his hands, preparing to shake his husband's outline. At this time, Song Qinghuan pointed behind him with a dark face.
A wooden sword followed behind Gu Changsheng and flew into the room.
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"Lord Yin, what are you doing with this pillar? What is the Hehuan recipe? The sword spirit's voice rang out in the room.
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A moment later, a wooden sword was thrown out, and the door slammed shut.
The RPG staggered and flew up, muttering "If you don't say it, don't say it, what a hurry to play with", and then slowly flew towards the yard.
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The next day, Gu Changsheng got up early and walked into the kitchen refreshed.
Mu Jian lingered in the courtyard all night last night, and when he saw Gu Changsheng coming out of the house, he followed him in a hurry.
"Let me come! You don't need to do this work. ”
Seeing that Gu Changsheng was about to cut a preserved egg, Mu Jian hurriedly stopped it very flatteringly, and then shook the sword body.
Several sword qi slashed towards the eucalyptus board, and the strength was very delicately controlled, just cutting the preserved egg into six petals.
Looking at the wooden sword that worked so hard, Gu Changsheng shook his head and said loudly: "You finished eating the meteorite iron yesterday, and there is no more. ”
"Then you didn't say it earlier!"
The sword spirit's tone was full of complaints, and he turned around and flew out of the kitchen.
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You're really realistic.
The sword spirit gave Gu Changsheng a very strange feeling, a bit like an elderly second-rate son.
Gu Changsheng couldn't help but be a little speechless, how could there be some living treasures around him, and he felt that except for Shucheng Little Taoist, there were no serious people......
Not long after, he made breakfast and went out to the next door.
"Green onions! Wake up for breakfast! ”
After a few shouts, the red panda slowly opened the door.
It obviously hadn't woken up yet, and complained in a bit of a daze: "You Yuqing Palace have dinner so early...... It's only half past nine for breakfast. At the head of our house, breakfast was eaten at half past eleven. ”
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Gu Changsheng took the red panda and came to his own courtyard.
Green onion walked into the courtyard and saw the wooden sword walking at a glance. Thinking of the unpleasant memories from before, its face instantly darkened.
The red panda looked at Gu Changsheng and asked out loud: "Da Sheng, yesterday was just a criticism, saying that Lao Tzu is a short man?" ”
Gu Changsheng's face was embarrassed, but he still nodded.
On the other side, the sword spirit also noticed the red panda at the door, and the word "little man" almost blurted out.
But his own master is not a sword immortal after all, and the sword spirit is still a lot more stable.
"Lord Yin, have you ever beaten this little man?" The voice of the sword spirit sounded directly in Gu Changsheng's heart.
"Can't beat it! It can hit me ten with one hand! Be honest! ”
Hearing the words of his master Yin, the sword spirit knew it in his heart, and quietly lowered his flight altitude and secretly flew towards the house.
But the red panda's figure flashed and blocked in front of the wooden sword.
The wooden sword lowered its height again, and it was almost on the ground.
The green onion squatted down, with a serious expression, and asked out loud word by word: "Your turtle son told Lao Tzu that Lao Tzu is very short and barbaric?" ”
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After a while, the sword spirit replied with a dry smile: "Eh, Mom! You can grow when you look at it! Usually eat well, there is a problem with a one-meter eight sisters! ”