When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom!

Silly Zhu has this idea in his heart now, in fact, to find those street stalls and teach the people in the courtyard a hard lesson, it is actually quite simple, just ask for money.

But he is stupid and has no money, and he owes the deaf old lady a lot of money, according to his salary, he has to pay it back for more than half a year without eating or drinking, and now the deaf old lady will not lend him money.

sighed, Silly Zhu was still very uncomfortable in his heart, the top chef of the rolling mill had now fallen to such a point, just two words, outrageous!

However, Silly Zhu didn't find his own reasons, he felt that it was all because other people were jealous of him, and God didn't want him to live too well.

"Silly pillar, silly pillar."

Silly Zhu heard someone calling him, and calmly went to open the door, but after opening the door, his face was even more unsightly.

"Liu Guangtian? What are you here for? ”

Standing at the door was the second son in the bangs, Liu Guangtian, Silly Zhu didn't like this person very well, because he had a grudge with the bangs.

Liu Guangtian looked at Silly Zhu and didn't care much about himself, he also understood, but he came today for something, so his attitude was very good, and he said with a smile: "Silly Zhu, don't get excited, I came to you because I want to cooperate with you, a good thing, let's go in and talk?" ”

When Silly Zhu heard Liu Guangtian's words, he frowned, what good thing could this kid do to cooperate with him? But it's okay to listen to it, if you want him to be happy, then you can only educate him well.

"Come in." Silly Zhu said with little interest, so he sat at the table and waited for Liu Guangtian to come in.

Liu Guangtian smiled, he didn't care about the stupid Zhu's attitude, after all, he heard that he had just had a fight with Yi Zhonghai, and he also bumped into it, but there was no way, this matter was imminent.

After sitting down, Liu Guangtian didn't drink water, looked at Silly Zhu's stinky face and said: "Silly Zhu, don't look at me with this expression, I really have something good to do with you, how about introducing your daughter-in-law to you?" ”

Speaking of the rest, Silly Zhu must be disdainful, but if you want to talk about your daughter-in-law, then he won't be sleepy.

But Silly Zhu looked at Liu Guangtian's frustration, he still felt a little unreliable, you don't have a daughter-in-law yet, you introduce me to me?

But, the attitude of the stupid pillar is indeed better, what if?

"You introduce me to my daughter-in-law? Really? Silly Zhu asked.

"Really." Liu Guangtian nodded, "It really can't be true, I'm two or three years younger than you, and I look okay, how about working in a leather shoe factory?" Is it more than enough for you? ”

This condition is indeed more than enough for the stupid pillar, and the stupid pillar has to be regarded as Gao Pan, of course, the stupid pillar is now with the female comrade who has a job, so it doesn't have to be Gao Pan.

It's just that the conditions are so good, he doesn't believe it even more stupidly, if it's a much older person, or a widow or something, then he still thinks it's quite reliable.

"If that's the condition, then why don't you go?" Silly Zhu was amused by Liu Guangtian, nonsense, he and Liu Guangtian are not brothers, not to mention that they are still a bit contradictory, even if he doesn't play himself, he will introduce him to him?

"Hey, I said stupid pillar, don't you believe me?" Liu Guangtian was a little uncomfortable, he thought that after talking to Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu didn't say that he would send him some souvenirs or something, no matter how he said it, he would be cold and warm to him, but it turned out that this sentence really hurt his heart.

"Huh." Silly Zhu said: "Liu Guangtian, I'm afraid our relationship is not good to this extent, although my nickname is Silly Zhu, but I'm not really stupid, you go quickly, don't force me to do it." ”

Silly Zhu has already determined in his heart that this Liu Guangtian is here to trick him, probably just to disgust him, if it weren't for what Aunt Yi said before, it would still be haunting in his heart now, otherwise he would have to let Liu Guangtian taste his fists.

Liu Guangtian was a little anxious, what's going on with this stupid pillar, he was telling the truth, although he needed the help of the stupid pillar, but he was going to introduce him to him, and everyone took what they needed.

"Hey, hey, stupid pillar, what my buddy just said is true, really introduce you, why am I lying to you, I'm not my father, don't you know who I am?"

Silly Zhu shook his head, sorry, I really don't know.

Liu Guangtian looked at the situation, and didn't sell it anymore, and said directly: "Okay, silly Zhu, I'll tell you the truth, didn't I recently meet a lesbian in a garment factory, and the conversation was pretty good." ”

"So I thought about going one step further and asking someone out for dinner to confirm the relationship, but you also know that my family doesn't have much money, so this fund can't support my actions."

"No, I went to the moat and finally got a few fish, and I went to the countryside to get a local chicken, but it's definitely not okay to make these dishes at home, others won't come to my house now, and I'm embarrassed to let others come to my house."

"You mean to come to my house?" Silly Zhu asked.

"No, no, no, you're thinking too much." It is impossible for Liu Guangtian to bring people to the courtyard, at least he has to confirm the relationship, "I am going to take her to a picnic, which is interesting and can also let her feel the beautiful life in the wild." ”

"As a result, the problem arises, she feels a little dangerous alone, saying that she is a lonely man and a widow, so she wants to bring her friends with her, in this case, my preparations are useless, and I am also preparing for the two of them to be alone, and something will happen."

"That's why I'm looking for you, when the time comes, you go and talk to her friends, I'll talk to her, and then you have a harvest, I have a harvest, isn't this a happy thing?"

didn't have to be stupid to express his position, Liu Guangtian added, "But you have to cook those fish and chickens, you can grill fish and chicken, after all, you are a chef, and your skills are leveraged." ”

Now the stupid pillar understands, doesn't this mean to let him cook? It's just that there is a female comrade, and the situation is similar to what I just said, that is, he has to rely on himself, anyway, he communicates with that female comrade, and by the way, creates opportunities for Liu Guangtian.

"You kid has a good plan." Silly Zhu praised Liu Guangtian.

Liu Guangtian smiled and said: "This is not an abacus, the conditions are really good, don't worry, I will definitely praise you when the time comes, and I won't say anything about your current job." ”

Nonsense, if this is the work of the stupid pillar, it must be no drama, maybe even his one will dislike herself, and she actually plays with this kind of person, and the quality is definitely not good.

Silly Zhu's heart moved, he has had too many worries recently, and Xu Damao has returned to his post, but he doesn't even have a partner now, if it is done this time, he can have children before Xu Damao.

Liu Guangtian saw that Silly Zhu hadn't spoken yet, so he thought he was still thinking about it, so he hurriedly said: "Silly Zhu, don't worry, I won't call you Silly Zhu when the time comes, just call you He Yuzhu, so how will they know that you are a stupid pillar, how can they know about your previous reputation problems." ”

"Okay, when?" Silly Zhu didn't grind anymore, Liu Guangtian said everything about this, he felt that with his charm, it would be no problem to take it easily.

"You can set off at about five o'clock in the afternoon, and today's machinery and equipment will be adjusted, and you will get off work early." Liu Guangtian was very happy, if there was a stupid pillar, the fish and the chicken would be able to play a role.

This is all hard work, if he gets it casually, whether it is delicious or not, then he will have to feel distressed for a long time.

As for the lesbian introduced to Silly Zhu, he doesn't care if the two can be together or not, as long as Silly Zhu helps him separate the two women, so that he has a chance,

(*￣3￣)╭♡

"That's fine, you can call me later." Silly Zhu's attitude towards Liu Guangtian is much better now, this is a good person, introduce him to his daughter-in-law.

Liu Guangtian was about to say goodbye, but he remembered something again, "Silly Zhu, you see that I have the ingredients, you have to get some ingredients, otherwise it won't be delicious, and then buy a few bottles of soda, okay?" ”

Just a few bottles of soda for two or three yuan, this little thing Liu Guantian believes that Silly Zhu must have no problem, after all, Silly Zhu has a job no matter how he says it, unlike he has no job now.

The fish were all stolen from the buckets of the old man who was fishing in the moat, and the chickens were other people's laying hens stolen in the countryside, for which he was chased by dogs and jumped into the river, causing him to have bruises on his legs.

"Soda?" Silly Zhu actually wanted to prostitute for nothing, but no matter what Liu Guangtian said this time, he also introduced him to the object, not to mention the fish and chicken, he only needed to produce some ingredients, and this thing was available in his family.

"Okay, I'll buy it later." Soda, if you can change a daughter-in-law, it's worth spending 5 yuan.

Seeing that Silly Zhu agreed, Liu Guangtian went home happily, and was ready to wait for time to find Silly Zhu.

After Liu Guangtian left, Silly Zhu took out all his money, a total of 2 yuan and 2 cents, this is all his belongings.

Every time at this time, he inexplicably remembered the scene where he lent money to Qin Huairu before, how ironic it was.

2 yuan can buy a few bottles of soda, but you may not be happy to drink, the most popular thing for lesbians in this era is soda, but ordinary people will not buy it, after all, it is expensive.

At least I have 5 yuan on me, so I should be fine today, right? Silly Zhu thought about it for a moment and came up with the amount he needed.

But it's a pity that he is now short of 2 yuan, and many people will not lend it to him, after all, he is already a well-known person in this courtyard, who will help him.

Deaf old lady?

Silly Zhu shook his head, there is not much hope, he has already borrowed so much money from the deaf old lady, and it is estimated that it is hanging.

Others.

Silly Zhu found that he really couldn't think of anyone else except the deaf old lady now, but, for the sake of his daughter-in-law, Silly Zhu felt that he had to find a way to make that lesbian look up to himself.

Silly Zhu has come out of today's events a little, after all, he is going to go on a blind date later, if he can't figure it out, Silly Zhu will have a daughter-in-law, and with a daughter-in-law, will he still be jealous of Xu Damao?

Now that Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru don't care about him, Silly Zhu has already thought about it, and when he returns to the courtyard with his daughter-in-law, he must take a good look at the expressions of those people.

Silly Zhu went out and wandered aimlessly on the street to see if there was any chance to get some money, but she definitely wouldn't rob it, mainly because there was no chance to get money in the courtyard, so it was better to come out and have a look.

This time, Silly Zhu walked to the pigeon market, and when he came to the pigeon market, the stupid pillar suddenly had an idea in his heart.

He thinks that these people are opportunistic anyway, so can he go and pull someone who looks like a bully, and then ask him to "borrow" some money, as long as he refuses, then don't blame him for being stupid and unkind, anyway, these speculative people don't dare to find the police station.

Isn't this place just for him? Silly Zhu felt a little floating when he thought about it, these people didn't dare to go to the police station, so as long as he took a few dollars casually, then these people could only break their teeth and swallow them in their stomachs.

Just do it, Silly Zhu looked around, and finally found a suitable candidate, that person was quite thin, and he didn't look as tall as him, the key was that the person stood obscenely in an alley, as if waiting for someone to find him to buy something.

Silly Zhu was a little excited, he could feel his hands trembling a little, but he was still very determined, and walked towards the person step by step.

Soon came to this person's figure, Silly Zhu looked at him, did not speak, just looked up and down.

Liu Yu was taken aback, this person kept staring at him, and he didn't seem to be buying anything, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to have offended this person.

It was also he who asked tremblingly: "Does this comrade want to count the votes?" There's everything. ”

Silly Zhu is even happier now, he is actually a reselling all kinds of tickets, then there must be money, it's no problem to "borrow" a few dollars by yourself, right?

Silly Zhu looked left and right, and no one paid attention to this side of the alley, so he directly pulled Liu Yu deeper into the alley, and said as he walked.

"Don't get excited, I'm in a hurry, I'm here to buy a bicycle ticket, but I'm afraid people will see it."

So that's it!

Liu Yu believed what Silly Zhu said, because he looked at Silly Zhu's face, he felt that Silly Zhu was an honest man, so he easily believed him.

Liu Yu also changed from being pulled by a stupid pillar to taking the initiative to go by himself, looking quite happy on his face, and the bicycle ticket is also a big customer.

He thought about it, this order earned him 20 yuan, and then he went to Quanjude in the evening to eat roast duck.

When they reached the depths of the alley, they couldn't see anyone else at all, and of course no one else looked at them, Liu Yu found that Silly Zhu stopped, although Silly Zhu's hand was still holding him, but he was no longer worried.

"Brother, I have a bicycle ticket, you see that no one sees this place, and it is not easy for me to come with this ticket, but don't worry, I will only earn your ......."

Before Liu Yu finished speaking, he found that there was something wrong with the stupid pillar's eyes staring at him, so he didn't speak anymore, he felt that it was better to run away after all.

But Silly Zhu kept holding him, and he didn't seem to be able to run away, after all, Silly Zhu's strength was much greater than him, and the God of War in the courtyard was once very brilliant.

"Brother, don't be afraid, I just want to borrow some money." Silly Zhu said with a smile, he felt that it was better not to push this person into a hurry, in case he was in a hurry, it would be more troublesome if he was killed.

Only then did Liu Yu know the purpose of the stupid pillar, it turned out that he wanted to eat black and eat black! Oh no, it's trying to rob!

"I, I don't have any money."

Silly Zhu's eyes froze, a ticket seller, you actually said you had no money? Isn't that teasing him?

"It seems that the comrade is asking for money and not dying, so don't blame me for being unkind."

Liu Yu was robbed for the first time, so he was a little confused, why did this start to kill him, the script is not like this.