Chapter 170: The humorous bald brother

On this day, the Manchu Baturu Bald Brother, that is, Lao Guan, opened his Douyin account and saw that many of his video works were restricted, which was really a pity, so he decided to make another joke to entertain the public.

Wait, what kind of joke is it good to make, suddenly, he remembered the person named Yang Xiguang who was defeated by the Han general Yinglong before, and the person named Yang Xiguang often said something great about the Ming Dynasty.

Or, let's shoot a funny video of the great Ming Dynasty, and by the way, make fun of Yang Xiguang, so Brother Bald, that is, Lao Guan, adjusted the mobile phone holder, so he put a pair of slippers on his head, like the kind of black yarn hat props that are very funny in the Ming Dynasty.

I saw that the bald brother was wearing a cloak, that is, a cloak, and suddenly began to speak generously to the mobile phone camera:

"Next, let me introduce the great Ming Dynasty, Yang Xiguang's great Ming Dynasty heyday of the territory, after my Ming King mocked the world to rule the whole earth, he successively invaded the nine planets of the solar system, my Ming King mocked the most beautiful river is the Milky Way, the largest bridge is the Magpie Bridge, and also set up the Universe Gandu Division. Become the number one dynasty in the universe! Hahahaha! ”

As soon as Brother Bald's voice fell, suddenly the whole person burst out laughing, and at this time, a Mongolian friend came over and asked Brother Bald: "What are you doing?"

Brother Bald replied with a confused face: "No, I made a joke, and then I dreamed."

The Mongolian friend patted the bald brother on the shoulder and said anxiously: "Oh, what a dream, fifty-six nationalities are one family, all Chinese, go for a walk, have a drink."

"Okay, let's go, let's have a drink!" So the bald brother stood up and went to the tavern with the Mongolian friend to drink wine and eat meat.

After a while, Brother Bald and the Mongolian friend came to a tavern together, and the two sat down and began to talk about national affairs.

During the chat, Brother Bald later learned that the Mongolian brother's name was ***.

Brother Bald took a bite of Luzhou Laojiao and said, "Lao Tie, why did you suddenly appear when I was filming a joke?"

"It's not that I suddenly want to appear, it's that what you said involves state affairs, it's too dangerous, you must know, you must not mention the Universe Gandu Division, because it is a military organization established after Yang Xiguang, the president of the Great Ming God General Group, led the legion to capture the M78 Nebula Light Country."

"Lao Tie, is it so serious? I don't think Yang Xiguang is a grasshopper after the autumn, but recently I heard that he was defeated by the Han General Eagle Dragon before, and then resurrected, and I also heard that the person named the Han General Eagle Dragon has disappeared and disappeared, and he fled everywhere with his cousin a big girl named Yan Yan. ”

"But it's not, this is called seeing the truth in adversity, then again, Yang Xiguang is really ruthless, and he actually joined forces with Lao Jin, and he is bound to kill this man and woman."

"Oh, my mother, why bother, in order to take revenge on others, I also implicated a little girl from someone else, it's not worth it, if I'm not mistaken, that little girl named Yanyan seems to be the princess who won the duel city competition last time."

"Brother, the third princess, the legendary third princess, Yanyan, Zhang Haiyan!"

"Oh, yes, the third princess, Yanyan, is that little girl. Yang Xiguang is too much, in order to send someone to hunt down and kill Yin Xiaoshuai, even the little girl of the family was implicated. ”

"Brother,, I still have something to do after drinking this cup, I'll go first."

"Okay, brother, do it!"

Brother Bald and *** each drank it all.

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On the other hand, Yin Xiaoshuai and Yan Yan were in the car, Xiaoshuai drove the car, running all the way, preparing to go to Fujian for refuge, and by the way, visit a group of gods and generals there, the legendary Zhenhaiwei.

Suddenly, Yin Xiaoshuai looked at the street sign and found that it was only 20km away from Quanzhou, so he rushed forward with full horsepower.

Yan Yan suddenly took out a card from Xiao Shuai's bag, it was the Blue Dragon Emperor.

"Xiao Shuai, this card." Yan Yan asked Xiaoshuai with the card in her hand.

"Oh, this card is a card I got when I went to Sanya that day and met Brother Bald, that is, Lao Guan, a friend of mine, and suddenly got it without knowing it." Xiao Shuai replied in the car.

"Why do you say that?"

"That day I felt like I had traveled into a very mysterious, overwhelmed space of a world, which was very high. It's a lot like a mysterious country. ”

"In that case, you may have entered a plane jump, a leap into an unknown country. That's why I got this card. ”

"That's right!"

Xiaoshuai's car ran wildly, shuttling back and forth between the mountain roads.

To be continued......