211, the euphemistic sarcasm of the Kyoto people
What is the greatest difficulty facing humanity so far?
Some people may say that it is a disease, some people will say that it is ecological destruction, some people will say that it is an energy shortage, and some people will say that it is an economic crisis...
In Takuya's heart, the main difficulties that the human community itself needs to solve are not so complicated, but very simple, just two words, unity.
Human society is collective, and people themselves will always maintain their own individuality, which leads to some different ideas in everyone's mind.
And this has led to almost zero possibility of solidarity as a human group.
Is there a solution to this problem...
Yes, and it's very easy.
It is to establish a consistent enemy, or an opponent whose ideas are opposed to those of all people.
And Takushi Aramura, who solved this eternal problem, became such a so-called "enemy" in the eyes of those four women.
His proposal to buy a bento box at a convenience store was refuted by Risa Taneda, and several other women pulled it out as an incomprehensible point of view, and it was criticized in turn.
Rino Tanaka said that Takuya Aramura doesn't understand the meaning of food in life, and is a man who is extremely bored and doesn't understand life.
Rinne Sakura said that Takuya Aramura only knows how to see the scenery on the surface of travel, but ignores the most important process experience.
Junri Uchida said... She said that Takuya Aramura is also very easy to feed...
And what about farming? She is fanning the flames, and she also unites others to brutally attack and oppress Takuya Aramura.
Did the four of them come up with a result?
And no...
So, they immediately decided to walk a hundred steps to the nearest restaurant to them.
It's a pity that they seem to have forgotten one thing, everyone's footsteps are different.
So in the back, Takuya Aramura, who had the longest legs, came to the front, followed by Rino Tanaka, Rinne Sakura, and Risa Taneda, and the most backward was Junri Uchida, who was a full two centimeters taller than Risa Taneda, the shortest of the five... It's not much behind, though...
After another round of noisy commotion, everyone finally chose a roast beef restaurant called "Daimaru Hiroshi" closest to Takuya Aramura.
Risa Tanada won the final victory!
Inside, a woman in a red kimono led a group of people to a table and sat down.
The woman put her hands on her lower abdomen, bent down slightly, smiled, and asked in a very gentle and tactful Kyoto accent:
"Hello five, our restaurant has three courses, one set is charged according to the amount of money, the customer cooks by himself, the second course is 20,000 yen per person, unlimited, and the third course is 30,000 yen per person, and we will arrange a chef to cook instead of the customer..."
The five people, including the two kitchen blasters, you look at me, I look at you, and after a short eye contact, I order three sets of meals very refreshingly.
"Okay." The woman took two steps back, tilted her head slightly to the left, bowed her head and bowed slightly to the five, "The chef will be here soon, please be patient with the five of you." ”
After speaking, he took small steps and left slowly with a pair of elegant shelves.
"I'm so envious..."Rino Tanaka folded her arms on the table and pillowed her head on it, "I feel like I can't learn this temperament even if it takes me a lifetime..."
Takuya Aramura couldn't help but applaud when he heard this, "Tanaka, yes, I've become self-aware." ”
"Takuya!" Rino Tanaka wrinkled her little nose and snorted, "It's too much to talk about!" ”
"One of my classmates at Kyoto University told me..."Takuya Aramura pulled out a tissue from his pants pocket and pressed it on the table to wipe it vigorously.
"Kyoto is a tourist city, and the hostesses in the slightly more upscale restaurants here have a minimum of two weeks of training before they start working, talking, behaving, dressing... There are requirements. ”
After wiping it four or five times, he unfolded the tissue in front of everyone, and it was still a snow-white color, what it was and what it was now.
"It's so clean..."Junri Uchida picked up a tissue and held it above his head, trying to find a little stain through the light on his head, "I can't see anything dirty at all..."
Sakura Rinne also leaned his head over and whispered, "Really... Much cleaner than those restaurants in Tokyo..."
But Taneda Risa's attention was not on this, but stared directly at Takuya Aramura, and asked in a casual tone, "If that's what you say... Aramura-kun: You must have met a lot of Kyoto girls who were as dignified and elegant as the waitress just now in your four years of college, right? ”
As soon as the words fell, the eyes of several other people also fell on Takuya Aramura.
"Where can such a thing happen." Takuya Aramura reached out and opened a pamphlet on the table, "The women of Kyoto are not what you think, some of them are more fashionable than the women of Tokyo, and the waiter just now is just the result of training." ”
Kyoto, Japan's historic capital, is much more modern than Nara, a city that retains much of Japan's ancient heritage and is willing to ditch its old-fashioned elements for something new.
Taneda Risa's eyes narrowed slightly, his index finger and middle finger were bent together, and he knocked twice on the table, "The point of the problem is not this~"
"What's that?"
"Don't you know what you know?"
"Don't let me participate in this guessing game." Takuya Aramura waved his hand and decided not to respond to the act of checking the household registration of Arisa.
Five or six minutes later, the woman in the kimono came up with a chef who looked to be forty or fifty years old, wrapped his head in a white cloth towel, and pushing a small cart full of various things.
The chef fiddled with the kitchen utensils and bowed to the five.
"Hello five, I'm Hiroshi Daimaru's chef, and I'm going to do my best to serve you during the meal, so please take care of it."
"Please take care of me!"
The four girls bowed in return, and Takuya Aramura just nodded his head twice in response, Not for anything else, his body is not good, and his spine is easy to break when he bows all day long.
The chef straightened the headscarf on his head, bent down to turn up the fire under the baking tray in the center of the table, and then picked up a piece of butter from the cart and spread it on it.
"Listening to your accents, you must be from Kanto, right?"
"That's right, that's right!" Rinne Sakura was the first to admit the chef's speculation, "We're all from Tokyo, the capital of Japan!" ”
The chef was suddenly silent.
The corners of Takuya Aramura's mouth also hooked up a subtle arc, and then said in the standard Kyoto accent: "I'm not from Tokyo, and besides, I graduated from Kyoto University." ”
He seriously suspected that Rinne Sakura probably had never been to Kyoto and dared to say in front of the people of Kyoto that Tokyo was the capital of Japan... This kind of behavior is like saying in front of the emperor that the shogun is the boss of Japan...
The chef looked at Takuya Aramura's eyes and asked, "Is it true that the guest is from Kyoto and works in Tokyo, and then brought his friends back to play today?" ”
Takushi Aramura didn't reply, but the amplitude was very small.
The original owner has lived here for four years, and Kyoto is considered his second hometown, so it is not too wrong to say that he is from Kyoto.
The chef nodded in satisfaction, put his hand on the baking tray to feel the temperature, and when he felt that it was almost enough, he picked up a piece of beef from the cart and put it on it.
"It's been a hard work for four guests from Tokyo to come from so far away."
The corners of Takuya's mouth hooked up a little more.
The chef's sentence is a typical "euphemistic sarcasm" called by Kyoto people, and to put it bluntly, it is a yin and yang weirdness, a sarcastic person who secretly pokes and prodded.
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