273. Doctor Gao Shan's patient
My name is Mika Takayama, female, 34 years old, currently single, living in an apartment in Iriya Town, Arakawa-ku, Tokyo, graduated from a little-known private medical university in Tokyo, and now works as an outpatient doctor in a private hospital called "Ichihara".
My favorite star is Takashi Kashiwahara, who played the male Fujii tree in the movie "Love Letters", and his hobby is to watch idol romance dramas on old-fashioned TV with the lights off in his bedroom.
Maybe I'm a nostalgic person, I like everything that has a sense of age, and I'm not interested in things like the Internet, and even the mobile phone I use is a feature phone produced in the past few years.
On August 29, 2015, today, when I was at work, I saw a pair of men and women whose appearance and temperament are very consistent with idol love dramas.
Especially that man, it's simply the best-looking man I've ever seen in my life, there is no one!
Except, of course, Kashiwahara Takashi.
I kept pressing my thumb on the ballpoint pen in my hand to suppress my excitement, because I seriously suspected that this man and woman were probably an idol couple who were hiding their romance!
This can be seen from the masks they take off when they enter the outpatient room.
The woman seemed a little nervous, her hands were clenched tightly, and I could still faintly see fine sweat stains in the light.
She didn't seem to want to come here too much.
Could it be that she is pregnant? Then the man forced her to have an abortion because he didn't want to be responsible or was afraid of affecting the development of the future?
At this time, I looked at the man's eyes with one more thing, which may be the so-called "scumbag eyes"
But it's not right, I'm a respiratory doctor, why did the registration come to me? Abortion should go to the gynecology department, is this man illiterate?
It's not right, this man looks polite with a pair of glasses, and he also has a bookish atmosphere that only a scholar can have, and it is estimated that his education will not be low... As for long hair? Isn't it normal for idols to have long hair?
That's probably what I'm thinking too much about...
The woman handed me the note, and when I opened it, I saw that there was still a piece of paper in it.
I looked up at her in confusion.
She winked at me.
"What's wrong? Eye discomfort? ”
The man spoke.
Not to mention, this sound is really good... It's as if a clear spring water has flowed into my heart, and I feel a lot more refreshed.
"No, no! It's just that the eyes seem to be getting into something. The woman waved her hand at the man, looking a little flustered.
I get it... She meant not wanting the man to know.
Adhering to the principle of "why should women be embarrassed by women", I blocked the number strip and the paper with the palm of my hand, unfolded the paper, and said: "Doctor, please!" Help! ”
How can I help? You'd better make it clear...
But forget it, be improvised, and help a little bit...
Taking advantage of the man's yawn, I quickly tossed the note into the trash and kept it with my after-dinner garbage.
Then I picked up an outpatient case sheet and asked, "Who is the patient?" What is your name? ”
"Me!" The woman raised her hand, "My name is Junri Uchida." ”
"Hmm... What about age? ”
"23 years old."
"What about the symptoms?"
"It's... I guess it's a cold and fever..."
“…”
I have nothing to say, this Uchida Junli directly diagnosed himself by himself, and his tone is still so uncertain...
"The symptoms are probably body heat accompanied by redness in the cheeks, and the other symptoms have not yet appeared."
That's what the man said.
It sounds like a bit of a peer, is it possible to be an idol for medical students to change careers?
It's a pity... If this kind of person enters a plastic surgery hospital, even if his medical skills are not very good, he can earn a lot by relying on this face as a hospital face and attracting customers, at least he will definitely be better than an idol with a less stable income.
Wait, maybe his face is made now?
It's also unlikely, I have never seen a cosmetic surgeon with such a high level of skill to be able to sculpt such a perfect face and so naturally.
Yes... Seems to be off topic...
Throwing away the nonsense, I wrote the woman's name, age, and symptoms on the case list, and then pulled out a thermometer soaked in alcohol.
"Anyway, let's take your temperature first."
The woman seemed hesitant to take the thermometer, and looked at me with pleading eyes.
No way? You don't even want to take your temperature? So what are you still doing here?
Just when I was thinking about whether to take back the thermometer and fool the man casually, he suddenly shouted: "Uchida-san, put it in your mouth, take it to the bottom of your tongue, and hold it for five minutes." ”
Come on, it's quite professional, this kind of person can't fool around at all.
Five minutes later, the woman pulled the thermometer out of her mouth and stuffed it into my hand with lightning speed, and I even saw an afterimage...
I understand again, she still doesn't want the man to see it.
Okay, then I'll do it again.
I blocked it with my hand and looked at it, 36.7 degrees Celsius, a very normal body temperature, and I didn't have a fever.
With a head full of doubts, I took apart a tongue depressor, raised my chin at the woman, and motioned for her to open her mouth.
The woman's eyes turned frightened.
"Uchida-san, open your mouth."
The man spoke again.
The woman's face was full of tears and mourning, and she opened her mouth a little reluctantly.
I did my duty to put a tongue depressor into her mouth, hold down her tongue, and then pick up a small torch in the pen holder and shine it on her mouth to check her tonsils.
Well... There's nothing out of the ordeal...
I don't think I have a cold either...
It's weird... Why didn't you come to the hospital when you were sick... Isn't it for me?
Yes... I understand... Isn't this a classic clip in idol love dramas? In order to attract the attention of the male protagonist, the female protagonist deliberately pretends to be sick and wants to get the other party's attention...
Oh, my God! I didn't expect this kind of thing to be encountered by me! As a loyal fan of idol love dramas, I suddenly felt that I had a heavy burden on my shoulders!
I winked at the woman.
You can rest assured! I've got you covered! Definitely help you fool around!
So, I leaned back in my chair, pretended to be deep, and was silent for a moment before I slowly spoke: "Miss Uchida... Right? Your condition is a bit unoptimistic... The body temperature reached 39 degrees Celsius, and the tonsils were very inflamed..."
The woman lowered her head, her body trembling all the time.
Haha, I guess I'm excited, right? But don't be grateful to me, that's what a woman should do!
The man didn't speak, and his face didn't even change.
Cut, what are you pretending to be, in fact, you must be worried to death, right? A typical cold-faced tsundere male protagonist!
"But..."
I turned around, picked up a ballpoint pen and wrote "vitamin C" and "glucose tablets" on the medical record in medical fonts that ordinary people can't understand...
"Fortunately, I found it early, I will prescribe you a medicine, just take it on time, and this gentleman, spend more time taking care of your girlfriend, women are very fragile..."
After a few words, I handed the medical records to the nurse and asked her to take the two of them to pick up the medicine.
As I watched them leave the clinic, I smiled heartily.
Come on! I wish you all happiness!
…
After leaving the hospital and returning to the car, Takuya Aramura's slender fingers rhythmically tapped the steering wheel.
Da Da ...
Junri Uchida's heart is extremely tormented.
"Uchida-san."
Takuya Aramura screamed very abruptly.
"In!"
Junri Uchida closed his eyes and mentally prepared himself for his accusations of being a "".
"Take your medicine on time during this time."
Takuya Aramura pointed to the paper bag in her arms that had been sealed so that outsiders could not see the contents of it.
"Ahh Well..."
Junri Uchida breathed a sigh of relief.
Scared to death... I thought I was seeing through...
Stepping on the accelerator, Takuya Aramura pushed into gear and concentrated on driving.
How could he not see through it? Medical fonts are something that all medical students have to learn, and he just doesn't bother to debunk them.
------Off topic------
Medical fonts seem to be just the reason for scribbling, and the reality doesn't seem to exist, and the so-called "medical fonts" that appear in the book should be fun, don't combine with reality~
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