301. Don't play with fools
Uchida made various indestructible gestures to the camera, and while leaning his mouth close to the microphone, he talked about things that he thought were interesting and perhaps of interest to the audience.
"One time my parents went on a trip and left Yuma and I at home, because we were still middle school students at that time and couldn't cook at all, so we left the rice cooker at home and took out my father's picnic pot to cook instant noodles for a week...
And at that time, Mom and Dad forgot to give us living expenses, and the two of us were worried about whether our pocket money would be enough until they came back from the trip..."
Hearing this, Takushi Aramura couldn't help but be in awe.
He thought that he could be called a "life idiot", but he didn't expect the two Uchida siblings to be as good as him.
After all, he can still cook rice simply, and if he goes to the supermarket to buy some finished products, he won't be reduced to eating instant noodles for a week.
"But now it's fine!" Junri Uchida slapped his little hand, "Now there is no need to worry about this happening at all!" ā
"Why?" Takuya Aramura is very rare to stop touching fish and participate in the topic, "Could it be that you or Yuma learned to cook?" ā
"It's not yo~" Junri Uchida stretched out his index finger and shook it at him twice.
"What's the reason for that?"
"There are two reasons."
"Why don't you tell me?"
Can't cook... And don't worry about eating...
This kind of "urban survival strategy", Takuya Deserted Village is still a little interested.
"First..."Junri Uchida stretched out his index finger, "It's because Yuma and I both work, and we don't need living expenses from Abba's mother~"
Takuya Aramura was speechless.
He thought there was some solution to eating... I didn't expect that the problem of money was solved.
And... Uchida Yuma's money was either forced by her to pay off his debts or was held in her hands, and when she went out to play, she asked Shimaki Nobunaga or herself to help pay it first...
By the way, how much does Yuma Uchida owe himself now?
"Second..."Junri Uchida stretched out his middle finger, "It's because Nissin gave me a free consumption card, and I gave it to Yuma, so that even if he doesn't have a penny on him, he won't even need to be careful about eating instant noodles~"
Takuya Aramura was speechless again.
Sometimes he really thinks that Uchida Yuma is quite pitiful, although he is often envied by the unwitting melon-eating masses for having a beautiful orthopedic sister, but he doesn't know that it was actually this sister who made his life fall into a catastrophe...
The chatting session ended, and the program entered the letter reading session.
The staff took a brown paper bag, put it on the table in front of the two of them, bowed slightly, and left.
Uchida Junli took the brown paper bag and studied it for a long time, and finally it was directly dismantled violently with his bare hands, during which it was not particularly smooth, and some small confetti stuck to Takuya Aramura's face with the wind of the air conditioner.
Takuya Aramura removed the confetti from his face, hooked his fingers at her, took the tattered paper bag away, and slowly untied the thread around the ring, and took out a dozen letters from it.
"I see..."Uchida Junli pinched his chin and nodded thoughtfully, "It turns out that this paper bag is opened like this..."
Takuya Aramura set off a storm in her heart, and her body lying on the table also slid in the opposite direction of her at a speed visible to the naked eye.
In the future, it's better to stay away from the three big fools of YN led by her, he is afraid that he will be infected if he continues to stay together, he has already carried the "mental transformation plan" of Miyuki Zesawa, but he doesn't want to overturn in this regard and become a fool who is not even as mentally ill...
Junri Uchida, who noticed his movements, slapped the table in a bit of anger and shouted, "Yuta, what do you mean by that!" Give me back! ā
"No, forget it..."Takuya Aramura shook his head, not thinking about moving his body back, "... Uchida... No, the little bird swims in the mulberry..."
"Why!?"
Takushi Aramura didn't reply, but the look of vigilance in his eyes said it all.
He suddenly remembered a short, skinny nerd in his high school class in his previous life, whose mother was a very snarky person who often said shocking and annoying things when she came to visit her son at school.
But there was one sentence in it that he felt made a lot of sense.
"Don't play with fools, you will become fools if you play together for a long time."
Uchida Junli looked at his eyes, and immediately reacted to something, glanced at him angrily and funny, and said, "That was the effect of the show just now!" I'm not smart, but I can't even open a brown paper bag! ā
"Yes..."The vigilance in Takuya's eyes did not diminish in the slightest.
"Really! If you don't believe me, you can ask me a question! ā
"Questions?"
"That's right! Ask a question that will prove my IQ! ā
"Okay." Takuya Aramura nodded, and after thinking about it for a moment, asked, "How about the math?" ā
"Math?" Junri Uchida is like a great enemy.
"..."Takuya Aramura saw that she didn't think it was too difficult to calculate anything too difficult, so he decided that it would not be difficult for her to come up with a question that she could calculate as long as she went to elementary school, "What is the number after 100 minus 1?" ā
"Hmm..."Uchida Junri fell into deep thought.
At this moment, Takuya Aramura seemed to see a faint light emerging from the outline of her body, and even saw intricate neurons, blooming and extinguishing creatures, and countless magnificent stars...
What the Turing test... What a full-level human...
After thinking about it for a long time, Uchida Junri found a blank piece of paper, wrote and drew on it, and then hesitated and pushed it in front of Takuya Aramura with temptation.
Takuya Aramura lowered his head, looked at it, and instantly felt dizzy and dizzy.
It says "100-1=99^2,99=a+yĆ2"
Following Junri Uchida, Takuya Aramura also fell into deep thought.
Uchida Junri looked at him with a worried gaze and asked, "Yong... Yuta... What's wrong with you..."
Takuya Aramura put his hand on his face, rubbed it vigorously, and let out a heavy sigh, "Alas... I'm a little afraid to judge whether your answer is right or wrong..."
"Huh? What? ā
"Let's not talk about this for now..."Takuya Aramura raised his hand, "Uchida... Can you explain why the letters A and Y appear in it? ā
He felt that his worldview had been shocked like never before, and he didn't dare to arbitrarily judge her right or wrong, because if she could really give a reasonable calculation process... Then there is a high probability that Japan will have one more Fields Medal winner after Mori Shigefumi in 1990...