324, the Strange Tales of the Deserted Village Family Symposium
"Hahahaha~" Taneda Risa covered her mouth and smiled, and said in a trembling voice: "Pure etiquette is also passed~"
Takuya Aramura couldn't help but look sideways at her.
Can you pass the test even now? I'm afraid there is an insider...
"Yay!" Junri Uchida poses scissor hands.
"Well, next..."Risa Taneda stretched out her index finger and pointed at Takuya Aramura, "Aramura-kun~ Come on, you have to be terrifying enough, otherwise you won't be able to pass the level!" ”
"Huh?" Takuya Aramura looked at her in confusion, "I'm going to talk about it too?" ”
"Uh-huh~" Taneda Risa nodded with a pout, looking as a matter of course, "We're a gang, how can you not participate?" ”
"When did I join you?"
"It's always been~"
“…”
Taneda Risa chuckled and looked at him with empty eyes, "What?" Does our beautiful man-san want to escape? ”
Takuya Aramura nodded, "I really have that idea." ”
Dared? This trick is useless to him, he himself is the kind of person who pushes and moves, if the agitation method is useful, then his title of "top bastard in the voice actor world" can also abdicate and give way to Xian and lose to others.
"Ahh It's that we don't deserve it..."
"Huh!?" Sakura Rinne couldn't sit still, stood up and grabbed Takuya Aramura's collar, "You guy, have you always looked down on us!?" ”
Takuya Aramura pulled his fingers off the collar one by one, "You're right... Whatever you say... It's all you..."
Sakura Rinne looked at his hands in disbelief, "How can this be... This guy can break my hand..."
Takuya Aramura was speechless for a while.
Although he is weak, he is not so bad that he can't even fight her, after all, her physical fitness is not much better than his own...
"Alas... Is that so..."Risa Taneda lowered her eyes and looked pitiful, "In order to get your approval from Lord Deserted Village, I will be responsible for your three meals a day after that!" ”
"Huh!?" Sakura Rinne put down her hands, indicating that she couldn't understand, "Seed sauce!" Why reward this guy! It's going to give him an inch! ”
Takuya Aramura was silent.
Hehe... Reward... This is simply a naked threat... And only people like Sakura Rinne who haven't seen her cooking skills would think it's a reward...
Taking a deep breath, he rubbed his eye sockets, and finally nodded in agreement, "Okay... I participated..."
Rinne Sakura, Rino Tanaka, Junri Uchida: "Huh!? ”
A hint of coldness flashed in Taneda Risa's eyes, and finally said with a smile: "Okay, then please start your story with Lord Aramura~ You must be a little scary, otherwise you will have to tell it again~"
"I have one condition."
"What?"
"Whether I can pass or not is not up to you, it is up to you to decide the reaction of those present."
"Hmm... Does that make any difference? ”
"Yes." Takuya Aramura nodded deeply twice, "Being a referee and a player at the same time, it's too easy to engage in black-box operations." ”
"Huh?" Taneda Risa hugged the cat and leaned back, "So that's what Aramura-kun thinks of us?" It's too much... I'm going to cry..."
"You've done this more than once or twice." Takushi Aramura, who is hard-hearted, was also unmoved, "I won't participate if I don't meet this condition." ”
Risa Taneda pursed her lips, and after thinking for a while, she had no choice but to agree, "Okay... But Rino has to be left out, she's too easily scared. ”
"Why..."Rino Tanaka drew a circle on the coffee table aggrieved, "Why isolate me..."
"It's not isolated, it's like this, you listen to me..."Taneda Risa said in a child's tone, and then leaned over her, her mouth moving a few times.
The more Tanaka Rino's eyes lit up the more he listened, and finally he directly showed a triumphant smile, and smashed his thigh with his fist, "So I'm so important!" I understand! ”
Takuya Aramura glanced at Risa Taneda and noticed that she was winking at herself.
At this moment, he understands that nine times out of ten, Rino Tanaka, this stupid person, has been PUA...
But it doesn't matter, although he is not very good at telling horror stories, and it is estimated that it is difficult to scare Risa Tanada, but it is more than enough to scare the two cowards of Sakura Rinne and Junri Uchida.
"Yes." He said.
"Uh-huh~" Risa Taneda nodded with satisfaction, "Then please start~"
"Hmm."
Takuya Aramura pinched the frame of his glasses with his index and middle fingers, took them off from his eyes, and then looked around the crowd with eyes as calm as a lonely night, and then began to tell the story he had heard in the hospital in a dull tone:
"I used to work in a hospital..."
"Wait!" Rinne Sakura interrupted him and raised his hand high, "How have you ever worked in a hospital?" ”
Takushi Aramura didn't bother to take care of her, this person is completely a double standard, he doesn't let others find fault when he speaks, and he looks for things when it's his turn to speak.
"When I was an intern, I was assigned to work in the morgue at night, and before I went, my master told me that if you hear someone calling you while you were on duty, don't pay attention to it, and you must not fall asleep...], I asked him why, and he shook his head and only said that it was the rule of the hospital.
At twelve o'clock in the evening, I was on duty, and after handing over the shift with my colleagues, I pulled up a chair and sat alone at the door of the morgue.
It's so cold in the morgue at night, and the temperature here is kept below -18 degrees Celsius all year round to prevent the corpses from decomposing, so I think I should add some clothes...
Many of the corpses here are very tragic, and those who lack arms and legs are common, but they are all frozen and covered with white cloths, and they don't look so frightened...
At half past two in the morning, I was sorting through my notes when suddenly there was a knock on the door behind me, which was somewhat similar to the sound of knocking on a corpse locker...
I remembered Master's instructions to me and ignored them...
Then, the sound continued for a while, almost every minute...
I was a little sleepy, and the strong sleepiness made me forget my master's instructions, so I put my notes aside and put my head on the wall, trying to squint my eyes a little...
Just when I was dazed and about to fall asleep...
I vaguely heard the sound of the corpse locker slide...
Then I heard a wave of footsteps that were not fast or slow...
I wanted to do something, but I'm too sleepy... Or maybe it's something else, I can't move at all...
I felt like I was being tapped on the shoulder...
Gratgy, I smelled a slight rancid smell and a strong smell of formalin..."
"Wow-"
Just as the story is about to enter the climax, it is interrupted by a crying cry from Rino Tanaka.
Looking at the others again, the faces of Junri Uchida and Rinne Sakura have become paler than the walls, and Risa Farming is slightly better, but it is only a little better.
Well, there was no need to go on with this story, he was afraid that he would scare these timid women into insanity.
Twisting his stiff neck, Takuya Aramura threw himself into the sofa and stretched out.