"You're all coming to China for the first time, right?" The director, who was hiding behind the VCR, followed the script and began to ask questions.

Four women: "Yes~"

Takushi Aramura didn't reply, he really didn't know how to answer this question.

Let's say I haven't been here, as a spiritual Chinese, he has a feeling that he is lying.

Let's say I've been here, that's not appropriate, after all, the original owner has indeed never been to China, not even Japan.

All in all, it's good to keep silent.

Superintendent: "Can you tell us about your first impression of China?" ”

"Hmm..."Rino Tanaka stepped forward, clapped her two small hands, and opened her mouth to speak: "If you want to talk about your first impression of Huaguo... Sure enough, it's still Haidilao! ”

Takuya Aramura frowned.

The director was obviously stunned for a moment, "The sea... Haidilao? ”

"That's right, that's right!" Rino Tanaka seemed to remember the happy memories of feasting with Takuya Aramura at the Haidilao in Ikebukuro not long ago, and couldn't help but stretch out his arm to wipe the non-existent saliva, "I like the tofu there the most, that kind of tofu is not quite the same as Japanese tofu, it's... There is also a hairy belly, I was very resistant to eating it at the beginning, after all, it doesn't look good, and the more I eat it later, the more fragrant it becomes..."

After saying a lot, she swallowed her saliva, stared at the director behind the camera with big eyes and looked expectantly, "Is there Haidilao in Shencheng?" ”

Director: "Yes..."

"Shall we go eat at noon?"

"We have other arrangements at noon..."

"And what about tomorrow?"

"There are other arrangements for tomorrow..."

"That..."

"Ahem!" Takuya Aramura cleared his throat, interrupting Rino Tanaka's almost endless questioning, then tilted his head slightly to her side and whispered, "Stop, I'll take you to eat in the evening." ”

"Really?" Rino Tanaka subconsciously lowered her voice as well.

"Hmm." Takuya Aramura turned his head back, looking at the camera without squinting, his mouth not moving, and using his larynx to make a sound, "Anyway, don't waste time." ”

"Oh oh..."Rino Tanaka nodded her head twice obediently, retreated behind Taneda Risa, and pushed her in front of the camera, "I'm done, now it's a sauce~"

Risa Taneda, who was pushed to the camera, carefully tidied up her clothes, and then said: "My impression of Huaguo... Huaguo is a very long and beautiful country, and many of the poems I learned in school came from Huaguo..."

The answer is very written, so that people can't find fault with it, and this kind of answer will make people feel distant, not so close, but it will not cause disgust, anyway, it is a very good answer.

Takuya Aramura suddenly remembered that he had been to the bedroom of Risa Farming once a long time ago, and there seemed to be several books on the shelves inside, such as "Three Hundred Tang Poems", which were completely children's books in the eyes of Chinese people.

"Aramura-kun." Taneda Risa walked slightly behind Takuya Aramura and gently scratched his palm with his fingers while he was not paying attention, "How is it?" I'm okay, right? ”

Takuya Aramura slapped her hand away, "It's not bad, there's a feeling that a diplomat is talking, it's all official talk." ”

"If you say so, I might be able to try to run for prime minister of Japan?"

"I think it's a good choice, anyway, you can't get any work as a voice actor now, so it's really okay to get a head."

"Then I can introduce myself in the future, can I say this, [Japan's 100th Prime Minister, the first female Prime Minister - Risa Taneda, sent]?"

"Sounds pretty good."

"Hahahaha~"

Looking at Risa Taneda, who suddenly laughed inexplicably, a big question mark appeared on the director's head, and then he turned his gaze to Rinne Sakura, "So, what about Sakura-san?" What is your impression of China? ”

"Me?" Sakura Rinne pointed at himself, his eyes rolled around, he glanced at Takuya Aramura with slanted eyes, and then stretched out his index finger and pointed at him, "Aramura seems to like Huaguo quite a lot." ”

Takuya Aramura: "..."

What happened to Rinne Sakura these two days... Is it because you are abroad, so you let yourself go?

"Oh~ So that's the case~" The director couldn't hide his ambiguous look, "It turns out that Sakura-san's first impression of Huaguo is [Deserted Village seems to like it]~"

"Because I've never been to China myself... I don't have any contact with Chinese people in my life..."Sakura Rinin hasn't reacted yet, "But I remember that many of the books that Aramura reads are in Chinese, and the mobile phone system uses Chinese for a while, and his Chinese dialect is also the most standard of all Japanese people I have ever seen..."

Takuya Aramura was completely silent...

The two guys, Rino Tanaka and Junri Uchida, had been fooled in the morning, and there was no strange reaction, except for Risa Tanaka, and her eyes as she watched the two of them become more and more subtle.

But fortunately, the director felt that he had already gathered the materials, and turned his attention to Junri Uchida, who was standing by the fence in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking, "What about Uchida-san?" What is your impression of China? ”

"My words are..."Uchida Junli was halfway through his words, and suddenly put his body in a "big" shape in front of the camera, his hands and ten fingers were spread, and the whole movement was so strange, "Huaguo has a very powerful physical technique!" ”

The director didn't react at once, "Physical skills? ”

"It's kung fu, martial arts..."Takuya Aramura acts as an interpreter for Junri Uchida.

He felt that he might be sick, but he could understand what Junri Uchida, a second-class sick and stupid person, said without any complicated thinking...

Could it be that this is the so-called "those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black"...

Director: "It turned out to be martial arts, is Uchida-san interested in the martial arts of Huaguo?" ”

"Yes. Uchida Junli pretended to be profound, "If I have the opportunity, I want to go to the Shaolin Temple to practice, I watched a movie and said that there are eighteen bronze people in it, and I want to be the nineteenth bronze man in it." ”

Takuya Aramura was speechless for a while.

Shaolin Temple seems to have academic requirements for recruiting disciples, the minimum requirement is undergraduate, this alone Uchida Junli is not qualified, and now Shaolin Temple is completely commercialized, and has begun to engage in real estate, whether the eighteen bronze people exist or not is still a problem... Nineteen bronze men... This person can't be stupid watching movies...

"Shaolin Temple is in Yuzhou, almost eight or nine hundred kilometers away from Shencheng, just think about this kind of thing." Takuya Aramura is so cold and ruthless that he interrupts Junri Uchida's second dream.

"Then I'll go to Yuzhou after the show is over!"

"You need to shave your head."

"Huh?"

"Shaolin Temple is a Buddhist temple, and if you learn martial arts in it, you must become a monk, and if you are a monk in China, you must shave your head, and you can't get married or eat meat."

"Huh? Is it so strict? ”

"Hmm."

"Then forget it..."

Looking at Junri Uchida, who was retreating, the director smiled and interjected: "Aramura-san, I really know Huaguo." ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Takuya Aramura waved his hand.

"Okay, you're tired of standing here all the time, aren't you?" The director looked at a few people with a smile, "It's almost noon now, so the program team will take everyone to a full meal!" ”

Four women: "yes——! ”

Takuya Aramura: "..."

So what about me? My impression of Hwakoku doesn't matter, does it? Or is it because I know enough about China, so I don't need to ask?

Anyway, he didn't bother to think about how to answer, so it was good.

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